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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    this movie was kino

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      nobody beats the king

      based

      couldn't watch because of tom hanks
      he should quit acting

      baz luhrmann is such a fricking hack, I've never hated a director's style more, I watched 2 minutes of Australia and wanted to simultaneously vomit and break things, It's an assault on all the senses.

      cringe

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The trailer seemed cartoonish, especially tom hanks character

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tom hanks character
      unironicallly he almost ruins the movie

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    what movie is this?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      elvis

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    couldn't watch because of tom hanks
    he should quit acting

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    baz luhrmann is such a fricking hack, I've never hated a director's style more, I watched 2 minutes of Australia and wanted to simultaneously vomit and break things, It's an assault on all the senses.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >baz luhrmann is such a fricking hack, I've never hated a director's style more,
      how can you hate it? He uses editing and camera to create a mesmerizing effect that blends scenes together through the entire film. its cutting edge stuff of which I think is the future of editing.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Up to this point I had only seen R+J and Gatsby, thought his style was fine enough for those because it was a fresh take on stuff that had been rehashed ad nauseum. For a biopic it felt disrespectful. This was a real guy whose life and struggles were turned into a cartoon. I'm not even an Elvis fan, the people who are should be offended.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        in a way its kino to see a film from the future that has no idea what reality was back in the day.

        like imagine what Star Wars will be in 100 years. Unrecognizable and kino for that alone

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't follow. You mean the style being so drastically different because of new technology and techniques being so separated from what was available at the time?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dislike his style but I liked Elvis. Maybe he held back on his usual over the top bullshit since it's a biopic and didn't want to scare away the boomer audience. The guy playing Elvis did a decent job as well, even though he doesn't look much like the real Elvis.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    what made this movie kino for me was my mindset when I saw it

    >be me
    >pretend im a time traveler from the 1980s
    >watch the Elvis movie in awe
    >its the futures interpretation of what Elvis was
    >its the futurism aesthetic from Back To The Future part II.
    >High kino

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    nobody beats the king

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this was explicit and sexual to boomers

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        really makes you realize how moronic they are for freaking out about trans people now

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          If anything trans """people""" are proof that they were right to object to such things, you groomer predator.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            if it was up to chuds, the human race would still be in the caveman era

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They did a genuinely good job of portraying him how the youth of the day saw him. By modern standards he's a boring sellout, but at the time (especially in the rural white south) he was the physical embodiment of aggression and temptation.

    All in all a fun movie. Not amazing, but a good watch nonetheless.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      if Elvis came along today, the right would call him a troony.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's hilarious that the modern right call themselves the 'new punk' considering that the equivalent back in Elvis' day would've been middle class children of Dust Bowl survivors advocating for Feudalism.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          did this word salad make sense in your extremely online brain?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            you will never be punk rock, chud

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >you will never be a drug addict anarchist homosexual with pink hair

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                jesus isnt cool.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's hilarious that the modern left call themselves 'women'

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think so bud

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >A SPECIAL AGENT FOR THE MAN
          >THROUGH WATERGATE AND VIETNAM
          >NO ONE REALLY GAVE A DAMN
          >DID YOU THINK THE CIA DID

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        if elvis didn't come along today, the left would still cancel him for his skin color

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now dig on this

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I understood that reference, maaaaan.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just made me keep thinking of how prime Val Kilmer would have been so much better

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >t. hound dog

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He fricking sucked as Elvis. He could pull of playing a new romantic, but Elvis? lmao.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      not according to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17KcZMVVjbA

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      not according to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17KcZMVVjbA

      he was literally Elvis reincarnated. A true actor, I shall watch his career with great interest.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Have you ever heard the Tragedy of Colonel Tom the Wise?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      he was literally Elvis reincarnated. A true actor, I shall watch his career with great interest.

      And he wasn’t just great at playing young hot Elvis, he also did a great job playing old fat Elvis.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah. this film blew me away I watched it so many times.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do i achieve this ?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      they really should have recreated this for the film.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >has never even taken a PCR test

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    BURY ME BURY ME

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's called karate man only 2 kinds of people know it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      LOOK OUT MANG

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    kino

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elvis was good
    Tom hanks was cringe
    Trap remix of Elvis songs was gay and cringe
    Maybe 30min too long
    Overall though a fun flick.
    7.3/10

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Tom hanks was cringe
      i dont like how modern audiences are unable to see a character instead of an actor. I thought Tom was great in this.

      I blame social media

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're a moron

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          frick you zoomer tictok homosexual

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Have sex

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I might've watched this Elvis if I hadn't watched the Kurt Russel Elvis recently. Now they're making a Jacob Elordi Elvis? Biopics are not good movie premises. There has never been a great biopic. The best biopic, Amadeus, was 50% fiction.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The best biopic, Amadeus, was 50% fiction
      and thats why its so great.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    what I love about Baz Luhrmann is he is a real artist, and he doesn't make pain by numbers slop

    I want him to make a star wars film

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i cried at dis movie

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