Jesus fricking Christ this movie is so fricking retarded

Jesus fricking Christ this movie is so fricking moronic

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elaborate

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just say you go filtered, it's less characters

      so basically this board hates everything that is good because they think it makes them interesting

      >see a dangerous creature
      >screams, luring the other creatures instead of finding a way to kill it
      >whenever they see another creature, they just fricking scream and let it attack them instead of trying to escape
      >see a gun that is literally in front of him
      >tries to reach it like a fricking moron instead of actually stepping out and take it
      >runs out of gas
      >ok should we wait here at least for a couple of hours or should we kill ourselves including my kid?
      >you know what, I'm gonna shoot my kid.

      have a nice day

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reductive reasoning. Educate yourself.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        they do try and find ways to kill them, huh? they kill a lot of them it just escalates to the point of full on lovecraftian monsters at which point you are fricked what are they suppose to to at that point?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know what movie you're describing but it isn't The Mist

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your explanation only makes you look like the stupid one.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>ok should we wait here at least for a couple of hours or should we kill ourselves including my kid?
        >>you know what, I'm gonna shoot my kid.
        before this part it was nearly 100% faithful to the short story

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just say you go filtered, it's less characters

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    yep, I burst out laughing at the ending when he murdered his family after mulling over it for 10 seconds

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    test

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah it’s pretty shit. I remember being very disappointed with it at the movies when it came out. The abysmal visual effects can’t be justified. I’m glad it was a financial flop.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I watched it in black and white and they were a lot less offensive. I would only recommend watching it in black and white as the director intended it to be seen.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >$18 million budget
      >$58 million box office
      >flop
      Based moron

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    so basically this board hates everything that is good because they think it makes them interesting

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      did OP hurt your feefees?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    lot of fun, I'm a sucker for bottle shit like this stuck in one location and everything goes to shit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      there's a movie like that called splinter (2008), it's pretty shit but it's fun kind of shit

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        yea it looks like dumb fun its got Sean Whigham who I like and works in those scenarios

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >everybody is moronic and does moronic shit
    accurate portrayal of America

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally the only smart guy in the movie. The moment he got torn to half, it's fricking over.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        this movie would have been more kino if like he outsmarts the crazy christian cult woman and the gigachad lead and ends up winning the respect and a leadership role over the survivors and organizes defenses against the creatures until the mist clears

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          They have fanfic sites for morons like you ya know.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >u r stoopid

            no then you don't get the exestial horror of utter hopelessness in seeing the end creature, in the book the mist oges on forever, they whole up ina hotel and it jut keeps going, now the movie indicates that, thats it they were almost out. The 'ending' fricks with people so hard they never consider that might just be the beginning of the mist continuing to expand

            The existential horror would be increased if, despite this clever man helping them fend off the creatures, it is still hopeless. As opposed to a bunch of morons killing themselves in a car.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              as I said the book ends with the MCs wholed up in an abonded motel, as the mist just goes on and on, and the things in it. But from the MC's prespective, the ending of the movie makes sense as he can see whats coming, its that it ends a few seconds too early, sure the army comes rushing in etc. and then one last shot showing the mist still expanding over everything, thats all the ending needed

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              No you're stupid. Your fanfic is just a drawn out version of what already happens. He saves the day twice, beats the crazy b***h, and despite all that the situation is still hopeless. Think before you call others stupid next time, moron.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                well said

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It was a hopeless situation until one minute after he kills everyone else, the mist recedes and the army comes to save the day. Oh gee if only he justa hadn't shot his own child in the face for one more minute.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          no then you don't get the exestial horror of utter hopelessness in seeing the end creature, in the book the mist oges on forever, they whole up ina hotel and it jut keeps going, now the movie indicates that, thats it they were almost out. The 'ending' fricks with people so hard they never consider that might just be the beginning of the mist continuing to expand

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            *spelling errors
            my keyboard is fricked, points still stand

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    We call moronic things "kino" here, newbie

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a whole movie about people being annoying and moronic in a grocery store except for a minute or two where shit actually happens
    >they turned it into a tv show so they could drag the moronation out even longer and throw in a rape story
    I was so fricking disappointed when I realised the show was adapting The Mist, not The Fog. The Fog could actually use all the extra hours of a show, allowing the town to be fleshed out, kills to be spaced out over a week or something and giving the main characters a believable amount of time to catch on and research the history of the town to find out how to stop it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the show
      wat? their was a show?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Saw it recently. No great shakes but not horrible. Typical cardboard king characters being cardboard.

        Completely moronic. They changed it from a straightforward scifi story to supernatural bullshit.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Fog? The awful ghost movie?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm pretty sure thats what that anon is talking about the supernatural episode as a cheap movie, also their was a Mist show? wat?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >talking trash about classic Carpenter horror
        shitposter, kill thyself.

        >the show
        wat? their was a show?

        Yes.
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mist_(TV_series)

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh god that looks awful

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't hate the fog by any means and I once mixed it up with the mist as well and ended up having a very confusing conversation with some girl in uni who thought I was talking about the mist but I was talking about the fog, true story.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, sounds like you were the one being a moron for mixing up The Mist and The Fog
      You were disappointed and you extrapolated on a series that didn't even happen lmao
      Stick to fanfiction

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The ending elevates this from 3/10 schlockslop to solid 8/10 kino

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      the fact that horror movies refuse to copy this ending makes it kino that surpasses kino.
      even z grade horror movies are afraid to kill off kids coz of the mist.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    worth it for the truly kino final act

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the best example of Lovecraftian kino?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      best part of that monster's design is you can see it has claws on it's belly to grab things below it and shred them apart.
      the only reason the ppl in the car survived is coz they didn't get noticed/the monster wasn't hungry.
      really elevates the horror of that moment - not even a steel barrier can protect you from the new environment.

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