This game and the tie-in anime were pretty kino despite being very informal/loose adaptations of the story. If I could trade nuGoW for a sequel to this I would.
He's wealthy, charismatic, creative and, most importantly, doesn't give a frick.
Back when Apocalypto came out there was a review that was basically like 'yes Mel Gibson is a lunatic but he's OUR lunatic', and that's pretty much how it still is. The old religious Conservative elders and Christian mom's have been replaced by blue-haired ANTIFA homosexuals, that's all.
I'm bringing Jesus back
(Yeah)
Them other heebs don't know how to act
(Yeah)
I think it's special what's within your soul
(Yeah)
So turn around and I'll read the scroll
(Yeah)
>only in cinemas
>few months later its all over streaming services
What do they mean by this?
>Brings dead character back to life for the sequel
>will depict the harrowing of hell
>we finally get to experience Mel Gibson's vision of hell
We already did
I love that she got NOTHING
I liked the part where he made fun of her giant fake boobs
I've been waiting for that for years thank you based mel
>Mel Gibson's vision of hell
>it's just san francisco
israeli women everywhere
His vision of Satan is literally Voldemort so it's going to be boring ass shit
>literally Voldemort
creepier than a red guy with horns tbh
Imagine Mel, Cavizel, and Vaughan making a movie on Dante's Inferno and depicting all of today's sins in it. It'd be a libtard horror.
People would mostly be confused because Dante's Sins and ideas of Hell are pretty different from our modern one.
This game and the tie-in anime were pretty kino despite being very informal/loose adaptations of the story. If I could trade nuGoW for a sequel to this I would.
Harrowing of Hell is not canon
Neither was the text the first movie was based on (exaggerated ramblings of a roastie). Mel just likes fanfiction.
Yes it is, it's in the movie
Christ is a gay israelite but I'll watch it to support Mel.
you know its kino when they break out the LOTR font and styling for the logo
Well it *is* the Return of the King, after all.
The Passion of the Christ: The Legend Continues
The Passion of the Christ: A New Chapter Begins
The Passion of the Christ: They Thought It Was Over. They Were Wrong
The Passion of the Christ: Reclaiming the Throne
Nah. That's blasphemy.
>somehow
Sounds like kino tbh
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why is this chud allowed to make any more movies?
He got moola.
If you're rich, you're untouchable. Almost no matter who you are. And he is rich in actual cash and assets, not just stocks.
He's wealthy, charismatic, creative and, most importantly, doesn't give a frick.
Back when Apocalypto came out there was a review that was basically like 'yes Mel Gibson is a lunatic but he's OUR lunatic', and that's pretty much how it still is. The old religious Conservative elders and Christian mom's have been replaced by blue-haired ANTIFA homosexuals, that's all.
>somehow the christ returned
Kino poster
>2 thousand more years
I suffer from agoraphobia but I will buy tickets for this movie just to own the libs. Yeah, I am an edgy boy.
God I wish that microphone was my tiny penis
and he's pissed!
CHRIST IS KING
>CHRIST IS KING
CHRIST IS KING
>CHRIST IS KING
I'm bringing Jesus back
(Yeah)
Them other heebs don't know how to act
(Yeah)
I think it's special what's within your soul
(Yeah)
So turn around and I'll read the scroll
(Yeah)
Get your Jesus on (Go 'head be gone with it)