>anon, you once said "YWNBAW" on an imageboard >now, I have turned you into a woman >except, I have left your penis in tact >within your nuts I have implanted an explosive device that will trigger the moment you go hard >I will soon start playing hundreds of clips of troony porn around you. This will put your masculinity to the test. >I have also left a pair of scissor in case you seek redemption.
," snarked the babydicked little homosexual, enraged his ruse had been exposed, no closer to getting any cooze than he had been before he pretended he would ever have a choice between tats and tatties.
That’s weird because I’m a sex haver and I will never and every time I see a cute girl I subtract 1 for every tattoo I can see. You’re already naturally beautiful, stop putting dolphins and butterflies on your body.
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I have an amazing chin, and guess what, I didn’t tattoo it you dumb b***h.
>Instead of performing life’s most basic act, sex, you have chosen to waste your days on a Chinese checkers forum >you must give my wife 3 creampies in the next 4 minutes, otherwise this contraption will remove your penis, since you were never going to use it anyway
hold on ok let me parse this >Jigsaw
Ok so he’s like a puzzle. But he’s like a tool as well. And of course, dangerous. If you’re not careful. So like really, its on. Figure out the puzzle, avoid cutting off your finger with the saw. You’ll be ok.
I guess hes like a puzzlemaster. But if you don’t solve the puzzle you die. Ok got it.
>creampie
ok, this is a little harder. cream pie. so basically, goo. pie which is like a circle, so like a female mammal’s egg. cream in the pie. but see, this is thr thing. its not copulation. even if she gets pregnant, she could just have the baby aborted. its pornographic. implying he would so porn with her, weird. never thought about that.
>virgin
weird to think of men as being virgins. i just dont think that thats meaningful. while you stipp havent got to do any porn? you haven’t dominated a woman like that, because thats real domination man.
its like, jigsaw got to kill her virginity. and you haven’t even killed a virgin yet. like, her virginity…
ok. its just like circling around sex. its extremely female, in thinking. the op. thats my two cents.
I think that Jigsaw is probably christ-like in some sick satanic twisted Hollywood way. So, I don’t know. I don’t know that he would have normal sex. Surely it would be just another sick twisted game. Right? I think Im on the ball there.
>its extremely female, in thinking. the op. thats my two cents.
You were really close here. But truth is, OP is not just extremely female, but a massive homosexual.
>Hello wife
>I'd like to play I came
built for BJC
i didnt get to frick steven tyler with a boob job? wow i sure missed out.
>jigsaw fell into the oldest trap in human history
fake boobs are not okay
I’ll take fake breasts over tattoos any day.
Ok, Jigsaw has implanted you with breasts
>you have 10 minutes to tittyfrick me to completion or they explode
Titty fricking is a meme btw. Yes my gf’s breasts are up to it but we just started laughing about how stupid it was after like 30 seconds.
You're gay and your GFs breasts are small.
That’s where you’re wrong you fat b***h.
>saw 11
>jigswaw turns you into a troony and locks you in a room with a noose and a step stool
>anon, you once said "YWNBAW" on an imageboard
>now, I have turned you into a woman
>except, I have left your penis in tact
>within your nuts I have implanted an explosive device that will trigger the moment you go hard
>I will soon start playing hundreds of clips of troony porn around you. This will put your masculinity to the test.
>I have also left a pair of scissor in case you seek redemption.
That’s actually pretty good.
Would die either way
You are describing all 90’s porn.
," the fat, unfrickable goblin shrieked, knowing full fricking well he'd never get the choice anyway.
Are you white knighting for tattoos or fake breasts?
," snarked the babydicked little homosexual, enraged his ruse had been exposed, no closer to getting any cooze than he had been before he pretended he would ever have a choice between tats and tatties.
Haha you have tattoos don’t you?
only incels don't have at least one
That’s weird because I’m a sex haver and I will never and every time I see a cute girl I subtract 1 for every tattoo I can see. You’re already naturally beautiful, stop putting dolphins and butterflies on your body.
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I have an amazing chin, and guess what, I didn’t tattoo it you dumb b***h.
You're a virgin confirmed
I, for one, am indifferent. I would say not ideal, but I’m ok with it. Natural tit will always > fake titty.
Damn, such a cutie
*JigC
>Instead of performing life’s most basic act, sex, you have chosen to waste your days on a Chinese checkers forum
>you must give my wife 3 creampies in the next 4 minutes, otherwise this contraption will remove your penis, since you were never going to use it anyway
i cant fricking take it anymore
>Here’s the 52 year old I was telling you about
>John left you 5 jizz bags
>the last semen sample was for me
hold on ok let me parse this
>Jigsaw
Ok so he’s like a puzzle. But he’s like a tool as well. And of course, dangerous. If you’re not careful. So like really, its on. Figure out the puzzle, avoid cutting off your finger with the saw. You’ll be ok.
I guess hes like a puzzlemaster. But if you don’t solve the puzzle you die. Ok got it.
>creampie
ok, this is a little harder. cream pie. so basically, goo. pie which is like a circle, so like a female mammal’s egg. cream in the pie. but see, this is thr thing. its not copulation. even if she gets pregnant, she could just have the baby aborted. its pornographic. implying he would so porn with her, weird. never thought about that.
>virgin
weird to think of men as being virgins. i just dont think that thats meaningful. while you stipp havent got to do any porn? you haven’t dominated a woman like that, because thats real domination man.
its like, jigsaw got to kill her virginity. and you haven’t even killed a virgin yet. like, her virginity…
ok. its just like circling around sex. its extremely female, in thinking. the op. thats my two cents.
I think that Jigsaw is probably christ-like in some sick satanic twisted Hollywood way. So, I don’t know. I don’t know that he would have normal sex. Surely it would be just another sick twisted game. Right? I think Im on the ball there.
>its extremely female, in thinking. the op. thats my two cents.
You were really close here. But truth is, OP is not just extremely female, but a massive homosexual.
NO GPT you butthole
i see logos, i interpret logos. deal with it
>trying to escape from the disastrous ending of your last thread with this week attempt
Sad.
ok but I haven’t even jerk offd since march 2016, pleb
John Kramer is a rich engineer
damn some 50 year old with down syndrome eyes and saggy breasts
>down syndrome eyes
You guys run every insult into the ground where it stops making any sense
keyed
she has moron eyes how does that not make sense
when the reverse bear trap smashes her skull in and it shows her corpse sitting there in those tight jeans and long sleeve top my dick got so hard....
thanks for the pi, going to fap to it
And yet Jigsaw never killed anyone which means he's still the Worst Horror Movie Villain of All Time KEK