>JLaw is making a career comeback with No Hard Feelings

>JLaw is making a career comeback with No Hard Feelings
>At the exact same time, Taytay re-records both of her Hunger Games singles
Coincidence? I don’t think so.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    She's making a comeback with cum on her back; if you know what I mean.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You could have just said:

      SHE’S MAKING A CUMBACK

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody cares about post-wall has beens from the late 2000s. Kek.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    one would think she would lose the baby weight before taking a role like this

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She looks nice with a little bit of pudge

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She had a kid?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        She was pretty vocal about how much cum she was absorbing during the pandemic.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Pandemic kid
          Is it hopeless?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm glad she didn't.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Best spinchter in the biz

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    God I wish I looked like JLaw or Taytay

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ywnbaw

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Literal perfection

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I want JLaw’s boobs on my face.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I’m not a schizo.
    Once again, non schizo.
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    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Another taytay-gay

      Lol

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        A not-schizo Taytaygay. That’s the part I really cannot stress enough. NOT schizo.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yep you a taytaygay squizo

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t like any of her new stuff

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        sucks to be you

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Why? Feels nice listening to the good stuff and not pretending her middle-aged stuff is as good.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Weird because I always feel like she gets better with time

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          YMMV. It seems more tired and even bitter, as well as often a lot more political than it used to be

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Those knees have seen some action

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    She has the physique of a 45 year old alcoholic man.

    2 out of 10.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What alcoholic man has boobs like that?

    • 1 year ago
      CreepyThinMan

      >She has the physique of a 45 year old alcoholic man.
      >2 out of 10.

      This is true as I'm a 45 year old alcoholic and just looked at myself in a full body mirror and can confirm!!!FACT!!!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >I can't have sex with her
        >Yep shes ugly

        Just it

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    bag-on-head material. I will never forgive Harvey Weinstein for making “willing to suck my shrek dick” the primary hiring criterion, it has robbed us of so many better actresses

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Lindsay Lohan was a qt tho

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna motorboat her belly

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Tonight's Girlfriend

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I AM somewhat reminded of Jenni Lee.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Sad what happened to her.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You have to be a shill or bot to find this more attractive

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It could always be mental illness.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Cumdump prostitute for israelites
    >making a comeback

    KEKAROO

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    She looks pregnant from the thumbnail. It's disappoiting she isn't

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She needs to be bigger.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Aren't they coming out with a Hunger Games prequel this year too? Not sure why, I've literally heard zero buzz for it and barely anyone watched the second part of Mockingjay after the first part turned out to be a massive slogfest.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      HG was 2012’s biggest forced meme. It was relentlessly shilled as the “anti-Twilight” prior to its release, and then when it came out it ended up just being the next Twilight after it did the same exact love triangle bullshit. Of course the prequel’s gonna flop.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care, I've already seen her butthole.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    that's a huge b***h, no thank you look at that gut

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not huge enough

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What really makes this a comedy is how vocal JLaw is about wahmen rights and shit, then takes the lead role in a literal early 00s era American Pie tier coomer comedy
    Well, at least she can be the first woman to ever star in a comedy, so I guess it works for her

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    did you have a stroke or something?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No, that stuff most certainly happened/is happening.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >MAKES a “comeback” with a shit-tier teenage “sex comedy.”

    How fricking moronic are her agents. Or is this the only D level kind of shit she can get now after years of attacking Republicans and destroying her fan base.

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