Joan of Arc was BASED beyond belief >schizophrenic teenage tomboy who believed beyond a shadow of a doubt that god was talking to her >used her "divine" gift to rally the broken armies of her war torn country >become a symbol that united for them for the first time in almost a century >spent an entire YEAR in the French army, one of the most pervert nations in Europe, and stayed a chaste virgin >liked to openly berate prostitutes for their prostitutedom >loved everything about cannons >deep down a sweet caring woman who never actually killed anyone >even after being captured, still managed to not get raped, not even once >never apologized for anything >burned at the stake and took it like a champ >became a literal saint, the patron saint of France >on the internet is the patron saint of knight girls and tomboys >to this day the archetypal knight girl, every artist's first inspiration >whether its a bowlcut, bob, or a glorious long blonde ponytail, she absolutely rocks it >makes brits seethe still, 100s of years later.
Never has there been a woman so based, even after all this time.
>loved everything about cannons
my favourite part
also, if not for the fricking br*ts, she would went on crusade against hussites in czechia
http://archive.joan-of-arc.org/joanofarc_letter_march_23_1430.html
she’s a very well-documented figure, we have reams of contemporary reports, a full transcript of her trial, her own writings. of which part specifically do you dispute the truth?
If hollywood had any balls they would just cast the youngest girl they could get. That's like half of her charm, her purity. It would also make sense why she was gang raped by her fellow soldiers. They probably just saw her as the camp daughter.
>Of the love or hatred God has for the English, I know nothing, but I do know that they will all be thrown out of France, except those who die there.
based? or based?
Daisy Ridley obvio
SAUCE?
jacques rivette’s two part joan of arc film, with sandrine bonnaire as la pucelle herself
>the elites used a crazy loud peasant girl as a scape goat to lead suicide runs
Have there been any adaptions that is honest about this little fact?
Care to elaborate?
He can’t, it’s just a hot take about history . Did you know Joan wasn’t a feminist icon? WHOA
hunter, it's time for a little progress.
This Queen
Leslie Jones for full historical accuracy. I don't care what they told you in schools: Joan of Arc was black!
Too white.
Too white.
Joan of Arc was BASED beyond belief
>schizophrenic teenage tomboy who believed beyond a shadow of a doubt that god was talking to her
>used her "divine" gift to rally the broken armies of her war torn country
>become a symbol that united for them for the first time in almost a century
>spent an entire YEAR in the French army, one of the most pervert nations in Europe, and stayed a chaste virgin
>liked to openly berate prostitutes for their prostitutedom
>loved everything about cannons
>deep down a sweet caring woman who never actually killed anyone
>even after being captured, still managed to not get raped, not even once
>never apologized for anything
>burned at the stake and took it like a champ
>became a literal saint, the patron saint of France
>on the internet is the patron saint of knight girls and tomboys
>to this day the archetypal knight girl, every artist's first inspiration
>whether its a bowlcut, bob, or a glorious long blonde ponytail, she absolutely rocks it
>makes brits seethe still, 100s of years later.
Never has there been a woman so based, even after all this time.
also one of her top guys was a pedo cannibal serial killer and the other a raging psychpath war machine
She was so pure that all her horny soldiers wouldn't touch her in a sexual way. Very odd.
It's time to start believing in that higher power somewhere, because it does exist and it does act through life.
>loved everything about cannons
my favourite part
also, if not for the fricking br*ts, she would went on crusade against hussites in czechia
http://archive.joan-of-arc.org/joanofarc_letter_march_23_1430.html
>makes brits seethe still, 100s of years lat_ACK
She’s my favorite historical figure.
You forgot: resurrected as a cartoon prostitute for horny Japanese men
imagine actually believing any of this is true
how naive are you?
she’s a very well-documented figure, we have reams of contemporary reports, a full transcript of her trial, her own writings. of which part specifically do you dispute the truth?
You forgot
>she trained Ghost of Kiev
>tried to suicide charge the first english troops she saw whilst scouting and her guards had to trick her into going the wrong way
I would say Lea Seydoux because she is french but then again she is to old? Joan died aged 19.
Why do french women get naked all the time? It's disgusting
It's the only pic i have got of her.You sound like a prude.
You can't get naked if you never dressed to begin with
Spoken like a true american
The progenitor of my one actual fetish. Sad it takes thousands of dollars to act on.
Elizabeth Olson would make a great Jeanne d'Arc?
Too old.
That's true who would you pick?
She looks like a ghoul
How so?
If hollywood had any balls they would just cast the youngest girl they could get. That's like half of her charm, her purity. It would also make sense why she was gang raped by her fellow soldiers. They probably just saw her as the camp daughter.
>Of the love or hatred God has for the English, I know nothing, but I do know that they will all be thrown out of France, except those who die there.
based? or based?
Jane Wiedlin
Ever Anderson or McKenna Grace