Joaquin Phoenix is "THE JUDGE"

>KINO!!!

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never suggest this again you filth.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He would unironically be perfect

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you filth
      I'm going to add this to my vocabulary for when I rebuke someone, thank you.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He doesn't look the part at all. And frick all your makeup and all that shit, that's inauthentic film making.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      So you think they need to find an actor who is naturally albino you fricking moron? All he has to do is gain some weight put on a little bit of muscle and then shave his head and lashes and eyebrows and then make him albino boom he's the judge Holden stop being contrarian

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        And I suppose he'll grow a few inches too to get the proper imposing stature? Dumbass. Holden's physical attributes are a big part of the character, you don't just cast some scrawnly manlet israelite into the part if you want to make it properly.

        >o you think they need to find an actor who is naturally albino
        Yes.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Some nobody actor is going to play judge Holden
          Lol keep dreaming this is why you would never get a job casting movies

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why not, it's not like this would be some Marvel-budget blockbuster anyway.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Can you just stop shitting up peoples threads with your mouth breather sub human presence? Thank you.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          With all the CGI and make-up effects they have now, they could cast Danny DeVito and make it work.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >cgi Judge Holden with the face of Danny Deduction
            The horror... The horror...

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >LE GORE
    >LE CRUELTY
    >LE TORTURE
    WOW SO KINO!!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This but true the scalping scenes will be fricking Kino

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can see it.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It should be John de Lancie except he's a little too old.
    Close to the right height and could come across as ruthlessly charming and intelligent. Listen to his voice acting as Dr Death in the game Outlaws and imagine he adds some of a deeper boom

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always pictured him looking like a cross between the guy in the vat in dune and brendan fraser

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brendan Frasier would be an interesting choice

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I always pictured him looking like a cross between the guy in the vat in dune and brendan fraser

        https://i.imgur.com/M2xskF7.png

        >KINO!!!

        for don't you see the redskins yonder?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Brendan Frasier would be an interesting choice

          I always pictured him looking like a cross between the guy in the vat in dune and brendan fraser

          This is the only choice.

          Except he's a god awful actor

          false

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          K I N O
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      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Except he's a god awful actor

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the charges, officer?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Umm literally every crime known to man

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I am a Suzerain citizen, not subject to any jurisdiction but my own.
        Lawbros... I don't feel so good.
        How do we respond without looking mad?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >NO YOU HAVE TO FOLLOW A MORAL CODE YOU CANT JUST BE A HECKIN AGENT OF CHAOS

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's too late now. The Blood Meridian could have only existed as a 70s auteur masterpiece with Marlon as the judge. There is no visionary director, no deranged actor, no supportive climate for such an undertaking. Blood Meridian is a book and it will never be a movie.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tldr pretentious gayot

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Blood Meridian will only become a movie the day you become a woman.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe go back to school and learn what pretentious means, my ESL friend.

        Do you really want Blood Meridian to be diminished into a sub-par movie?

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sam Brinton could play the part. But he might steal all the costumes.

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