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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is amazing how much a non moronic person ca do in the Starwars Universe.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair, I feel like something so balls to the wall moronic and unexpected as space whales would be the only way to beat someone like Thrawn.

      The Star Wars universe would of been Thrawn's b***h if everyone else didn't have unbreakable plot armor.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >is so based the writers need to make up their own contrivance just to remotely beat him
        >is even hinted in future media that he's still alive and causing a shitshow for everyone
        Even when he loses, he still wins

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The Empire's logo looks like a halo over his head. What a nice touch.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      rebels in particular had this problem in spades.

      Dave Filoni is a furry and a hack

      not untrue

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    His voice was very grating.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's the Danish thing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      would you rather have grating or cheesy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I thought his voice was cool.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dave Filoni is a furry and a hack

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >so smart he has to work around people dumber than him under his command
      >Ezra is aware of this
      >fricks up his plans through that one b***h
      >knows they'd lose unless he took out thrawn in way he would never expect
      >summons the space whales through hyperspace, the thing everyone thinks is a myth
      >sacrifices himself to take Thrawn off the table, fricking off to lord knows where in space
      the furry shit was trash but in hindsight ezra's final plan is pretty great

      >furry
      What's this about? Did Thrawn have a furry character working for him, or did a furry character help defeat him?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      how?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Star Wars fans pet character dies by Star Trek's comfiest movie premise

    It's like pottery.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    *screeches and spindashes*

  6. 2 years ago
    Gene

    Death battle, Picard vs Thrawn.
    Picard gets the USS Enterprise D + E, Voyager, and the Defiant.
    Thrawn gets the Chimera and 4 dreadnaughts.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Now this seems like a really interesting Death Battle. Not super familar with Star Trek or how good Picard is but isn't the tech for the Federation fricking ridiculous?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Star Trek is far and beyond Star wars in explained technology, though Star wars has a few things that could be extremely problomatic for Trek.
        Star destroyers are much larger then the enterprise and its hundreds of ties could overwhelm the computer, (Though it would be high Casualties.) The Empire is a war machine while starfleet isn't. If Thrawn can board on of those ships he is really likely to take it over.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What about Empire vs Mirror Universe Starfleet (Forgot the name)?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Evil star fleet, no contest. Mirror Picard would blast them out of space before even opening comunications.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Star Trek is far and beyond Star wars in explained technology, though Star wars has a few things that could be extremely problomatic for Trek.
              Star destroyers are much larger then the enterprise and its hundreds of ties could overwhelm the computer, (Though it would be high Casualties.) The Empire is a war machine while starfleet isn't. If Thrawn can board on of those ships he is really likely to take it over.

              how can they even defend against a planet killer?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Very easily. Starfleet has dealt with worse.

                Why do they all have pet iguanas?

                They're Ysalamiri, tree-dwelling animals that nullify the Force in a certain radius around them. Presumably this is when they first visit Weyland to find Joruus C'Baoth, the insane clone of a long-dead Jedi Master.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                how?
                >teleports behind you
                >planet gone
                >lol bye

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Enterprise D can sit in a star's Corona with no harm done.
                Stars Corona is a lot more powerful then the death star laser.
                Sorry kidos but shilds aint budging.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Thrawn wasn't given nor would he use a planet killer.
                Besides Data would just find the massive weakspot after a scan and destroy the ship while it's charging.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The Defiant has a Romulan phase cloak (can not only go invisible but also intangible) and eventually self-regenerative ablative armor. Iirc they also have phase cloaked neutron torpedoes that can theoretically slip through shields then detonate inside a ship.
        The thing is though trek scale is a lot smaller than starwars and like other anons are saying, star fleet is bound by their ethics.

        [...]
        how can they even defend against a planet killer?

        The weapons of mirror universe TOS ships were used to fry entire atmospheres wholesale or just shatter the entire planet. Literally every federation heavy cruiser was a world killer.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Death battle, Picard vs Thrawn.
      Shut up.

      Now this seems like a really interesting Death Battle. Not super familar with Star Trek or how good Picard is but isn't the tech for the Federation fricking ridiculous?

      >Now this seems like a really interesting Death Battle
      No such thing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Now this seems like a really interesting Death Battle. Not super familar with Star Trek or how good Picard is but isn't the tech for the Federation fricking ridiculous?

      >Numale battle
      lol

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh to hug Thrawn with my tentacles.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what's this

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Just some fan animation thing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why do they all have pet iguanas?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They're "Frick frick frick how do I write Star Wars?" Force-canceling lizards. And good friends.

    • 2 years ago
      i am more intelligent than you

      Just some fan animation thing.

      >EUfanboys will cream themselves over this but refuse to watch the faithful adaptation of Thrawn in Rebels

      Truly.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That puts him, roughly on the same level as Captain Ahab.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thrawn didn't drive himself to his own death chasing the purgill, he was completely blindsided by them. That's kind of a running theme with him, he's ultimately brought down by factors he either doesn't or can't envision in his plans. It's how he died in Legends as well.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I would argue that Moby blindsided everyone involved in his thrashing of Ahab's crew, including the reader.
        I knew going in that everyone was doomed, because popular culture. I just didn't know how badly it would go.
        Or how hard I'd cry for Ishmael.

        And Pip

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >He gets defeated by things he didn't see coming
        No shit. Anybody can be taken by surprise if something happens that they didn't plan for.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, that's kind of the point. Thrawn makes mistakes just like any other person. Zahn wrote an entire duology to hammer that point in because people say things like

          To be fair, I feel like something so balls to the wall moronic and unexpected as space whales would be the only way to beat someone like Thrawn.

          The Star Wars universe would of been Thrawn's b***h if everyone else didn't have unbreakable plot armor.

          >The Star Wars universe would of been Thrawn's b***h if everyone else didn't have unbreakable plot armor.

          [...]
          >furry
          What's this about? Did Thrawn have a furry character working for him, or did a furry character help defeat him?

          Dave Filoni has a habit of inserting wolf motifs into whatever he's working on for no other reason than he really likes wolves.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >so smart he has to work around people dumber than him under his command
    >Ezra is aware of this
    >fricks up his plans through that one b***h
    >knows they'd lose unless he took out thrawn in way he would never expect
    >summons the space whales through hyperspace, the thing everyone thinks is a myth
    >sacrifices himself to take Thrawn off the table, fricking off to lord knows where in space
    the furry shit was trash but in hindsight ezra's final plan is pretty great

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If he had known the space whales were coming, he would've won. That is the whole point of Thrawn. You are moronic. Cope, seethe, have sex, dilate, go back etc.

    • 2 years ago
      i am more intelligent than you

      additionally, as far as Thrawn knew Phoenix Squadron had already lost their jedi, there was no-one left to conjure up an angry storm cloud

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thrawn was fricking insufferable in that show. Is he that bad in the books?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He was always just a power fantasy cope character for pro-empire chuds.
      To be fair though pro-empire chuds are the lifeline of star wars EU.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Filoni at least tried to make Rebels line up with canon, sure it was kind of lame but at least he didn't have Obi-Wan beat Anakin again only to walk away despite being at his mercy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      filoni was responsible for space whales and time travel, frick him

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >space sherlock blue keikaku man

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >No show where Thrawn and Ezra explore unknown regions
    Cum on

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's gonna be another trilogy of books.
      Thrawn and Ezra vs the Grysks.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      as soon as they come out of whalespace aralani will come collect them with no issue. there is nothing to explore as long as thrawn remains with the expansionary defense fleet and can't do that on the job.
      either way the ahsoka show will almost certainly go into it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >ahsoka show will almost certainly go into it
        Maybe in S2 if that even happens. S1 will be Ahsoka doing force shit with that owl or something. MAYBE a tease of Ezra and Thrawn in the finale.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the teaser from celebration showed sabine and hera and it has to tie in with ahsoka looking for thrawn from mando s2. it won't simply just be her ~doing force shit~ but actually going into her quest to find them.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    can someone give me a run down on this guy?
    I know hes in some EU media, but all I ever see everyone jacking off about how great he is. what makes him so amazing?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >space sherlock blue keikaku man

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's extremely autistic.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw no Chiss gf
        >or extremely autistic Chiss bf

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's very knowledgeable and unafraid to do what is effective instead of what is politically correct.

      He'll study an alien races culture and use their culture against them.

      He's basically created as a non jobber that actuallly cranks up the preassure on the Rebels because he's not dumb.

      He wants the empire to field better technology instead of mass produced cheap shit.

      He double taps and makes sure you are dead.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Gets defeated by literal teenagers
    >"All according to my plan"
    >"I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME STAR WARS REBELS"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Getting mad about children winning in Star Wars, a franchise for children, is very dumb.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        1. I'm not mad, I just think Rebels has shitty writing
        2. Children winning is fine if they're normal like Baby Yeed or kid Anakin. Ezra and Sabine are obnoxious and dumb people.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Vader was beaten twice by an old man

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Sith beaten twice by a Jedi Master
        Yes, that tends to happen in the star wars galaxy
        You point being what, exactly?

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Speaking of baby, which child character will Filoni shoehorn into his new show? Jacen?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    can anyone name any good parts of rebels that arent just continuations of threads from outside the series?

    cause the only original shit I think I liked was some of the green lady and a little of blind Jedi dude.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Remember that arc in season 2 that was literally just the Rogue One show?

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