I don't understand the hate. It is better than 90% of the capeshit produced in the last decade (I did like Dr Strange and a couple of the Guardians of the Galaxy shows). At least John Carter wasn't paint buy numbers and dumbed down for the average mongoloid burger.
They fricked up the marketing and especially the title catastrophically bad. The name "John Carter" makes people think they should know who that is, but they don't, so they don't see it. It should've been called "Princess of Mars" or "The Warlords of Mars" like the books
I don't understand the hate. It is better than 90% of the capeshit produced in the last decade (I did like Dr Strange and a couple of the Guardians of the Galaxy shows). At least John Carter wasn't paint buy numbers and dumbed down for the average mongoloid burger.
It wasn’t bad; just mediocre. The Space Romans setting is poorly realized, the lead is wooden with very little charisma, and it’s just a rather boring film overall.
They went out of their way to make it boring and generic and by-the-numbers, when the source material really called for some truly exotic imagery and vibrant characters. It was still watchable, but was disappointing compared to what it could have been.
Wait, it's not about the Disney flick? Are we getting a proper Barsoom with a busty naked Dejah Thoris, as intended? Like the Martian Queen from Duck Dodgers is literally the closest thing we have to her at the moment.
>QUICK!!! WE NEED SOMETHING, ANYTHING, TO TRY TO MAKE SOME MONEY!!! WHAT DO WE HAVE?!?!?! >We. Used. It. All. Up!!! All we have left is… John Carter? >… >… >It’ll have to do.. just make sure to put a shit tonne of blacks, gays, trannies, and we’ll make that come back!! >…
After black panther 2 plagiating avatar 2 Im guessing they'll just steal Avatar 3 screenplay from cameron again and plan the release John Carter 2 one month before Avatar 3 to harm the sells.
Damn what the frick is Disney doing when trannies, kids, women and chuds all agree that they fricking suck now.
I honestly don't see how John Carter was any worse than Avatar storywise. Funny, Burroughs's John Carter stories were clearly an inspiration for Avatar so people would see this and think it was an Avatar knockoff.
>Charismatic lead >Sexy girls >Title that isn’t generic “John Carter” >Minimal CGI—real sets and CGI used for major effects >Good fight scenes and choreography
If it had these things, it would be a good movie. All they have to do is these things and it’ll sell.
I love this movie lol I watch it once a year. It does have its problems though >bad choice of lead >needlessly ripping off Josey Wales >le reluctant warrior I am le sad
Bigger flop than The Marvels?
Zendaya is gonna look soooooo hot and irresistible in the John Carter reboot!
The failure of this move has lead to decades of nothing but remakes and basically killed "movie stars" in favor of established IPs
They fricked up the marketing and especially the title catastrophically bad. The name "John Carter" makes people think they should know who that is, but they don't, so they don't see it. It should've been called "Princess of Mars" or "The Warlords of Mars" like the books
>teased
>coming
Zendaya will replace her
No. It’ll be the troony Hunter
Good, she looked generic and boring as hell. At least Zen will bring some exotic spice to the table.
Tom please..
At the very least I expect some fricking body paint if they make another John Carter movie. The Red Martians should be RED, darn it.
Somewhere I have an issue of that with a topless variant cover by Art Adams. Holy shit that man can draw some sexy women.
>Good, she looked generic and boring as hell. At least Zen will bring some exotic spice to the table.
She should've been naked
>John Carter is cumming
He's literally me
I don't understand the hate. It is better than 90% of the capeshit produced in the last decade (I did like Dr Strange and a couple of the Guardians of the Galaxy shows). At least John Carter wasn't paint buy numbers and dumbed down for the average mongoloid burger.
It wasn’t bad; just mediocre. The Space Romans setting is poorly realized, the lead is wooden with very little charisma, and it’s just a rather boring film overall.
They went out of their way to make it boring and generic and by-the-numbers, when the source material really called for some truly exotic imagery and vibrant characters. It was still watchable, but was disappointing compared to what it could have been.
It was a goofy movie about a man on mars who jumps high and fights monsters, during the era of gritty remakes.
Is Disney going for some record, most flops by a single company? What exactly is the plan?
It's not about the money
Got to get those tax write offs.
Disney isn't involved in whatever this is. Burroughs’ estate has reclaimed the rights.
Wait, it's not about the Disney flick? Are we getting a proper Barsoom with a busty naked Dejah Thoris, as intended? Like the Martian Queen from Duck Dodgers is literally the closest thing we have to her at the moment.
There's more to Barsoom than nude women. There's also nude men.
Just give her H cups and make her wear gold pasties.
>QUICK!!! WE NEED SOMETHING, ANYTHING, TO TRY TO MAKE SOME MONEY!!! WHAT DO WE HAVE?!?!?!
>We. Used. It. All. Up!!! All we have left is… John Carter?
>…
>…
>It’ll have to do.. just make sure to put a shit tonne of blacks, gays, trannies, and we’ll make that come back!!
>…
After black panther 2 plagiating avatar 2 Im guessing they'll just steal Avatar 3 screenplay from cameron again and plan the release John Carter 2 one month before Avatar 3 to harm the sells.
Damn what the frick is Disney doing when trannies, kids, women and chuds all agree that they fricking suck now.
Wait Elvis played John Carter?
No. Gambit.
I honestly don't see how John Carter was any worse than Avatar storywise. Funny, Burroughs's John Carter stories were clearly an inspiration for Avatar so people would see this and think it was an Avatar knockoff.
Was just thinking of rewatching John Carter, it's comfy kino
>Charismatic lead
>Sexy girls
>Title that isn’t generic “John Carter”
>Minimal CGI—real sets and CGI used for major effects
>Good fight scenes and choreography
If it had these things, it would be a good movie. All they have to do is these things and it’ll sell.
It wasn't that bad. Bad marketing? I mean it's not fricking Heaven's Gate.
I love this movie lol I watch it once a year. It does have its problems though
>bad choice of lead
>needlessly ripping off Josey Wales
>le reluctant warrior I am le sad