John Carter bros were so back

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bigger flop than The Marvels?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zendaya is gonna look soooooo hot and irresistible in the John Carter reboot!

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The failure of this move has lead to decades of nothing but remakes and basically killed "movie stars" in favor of established IPs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't understand the hate. It is better than 90% of the capeshit produced in the last decade (I did like Dr Strange and a couple of the Guardians of the Galaxy shows). At least John Carter wasn't paint buy numbers and dumbed down for the average mongoloid burger.

      They fricked up the marketing and especially the title catastrophically bad. The name "John Carter" makes people think they should know who that is, but they don't, so they don't see it. It should've been called "Princess of Mars" or "The Warlords of Mars" like the books

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >teased
    >coming

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zendaya will replace her

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. It’ll be the troony Hunter

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good, she looked generic and boring as hell. At least Zen will bring some exotic spice to the table.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tom please..

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        At the very least I expect some fricking body paint if they make another John Carter movie. The Red Martians should be RED, darn it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Somewhere I have an issue of that with a topless variant cover by Art Adams. Holy shit that man can draw some sexy women.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Good, she looked generic and boring as hell. At least Zen will bring some exotic spice to the table.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She should've been naked

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >John Carter is cumming
    He's literally me

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand the hate. It is better than 90% of the capeshit produced in the last decade (I did like Dr Strange and a couple of the Guardians of the Galaxy shows). At least John Carter wasn't paint buy numbers and dumbed down for the average mongoloid burger.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It wasn’t bad; just mediocre. The Space Romans setting is poorly realized, the lead is wooden with very little charisma, and it’s just a rather boring film overall.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They went out of their way to make it boring and generic and by-the-numbers, when the source material really called for some truly exotic imagery and vibrant characters. It was still watchable, but was disappointing compared to what it could have been.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was a goofy movie about a man on mars who jumps high and fights monsters, during the era of gritty remakes.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Disney going for some record, most flops by a single company? What exactly is the plan?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not about the money

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Got to get those tax write offs.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Disney isn't involved in whatever this is. Burroughs’ estate has reclaimed the rights.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wait, it's not about the Disney flick? Are we getting a proper Barsoom with a busty naked Dejah Thoris, as intended? Like the Martian Queen from Duck Dodgers is literally the closest thing we have to her at the moment.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There's more to Barsoom than nude women. There's also nude men.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Just give her H cups and make her wear gold pasties.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >QUICK!!! WE NEED SOMETHING, ANYTHING, TO TRY TO MAKE SOME MONEY!!! WHAT DO WE HAVE?!?!?!
    >We. Used. It. All. Up!!! All we have left is… John Carter?
    >…
    >…
    >It’ll have to do.. just make sure to put a shit tonne of blacks, gays, trannies, and we’ll make that come back!!
    >…

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    After black panther 2 plagiating avatar 2 Im guessing they'll just steal Avatar 3 screenplay from cameron again and plan the release John Carter 2 one month before Avatar 3 to harm the sells.
    Damn what the frick is Disney doing when trannies, kids, women and chuds all agree that they fricking suck now.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait Elvis played John Carter?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. Gambit.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly don't see how John Carter was any worse than Avatar storywise. Funny, Burroughs's John Carter stories were clearly an inspiration for Avatar so people would see this and think it was an Avatar knockoff.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was just thinking of rewatching John Carter, it's comfy kino

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Charismatic lead
    >Sexy girls
    >Title that isn’t generic “John Carter”
    >Minimal CGI—real sets and CGI used for major effects
    >Good fight scenes and choreography
    If it had these things, it would be a good movie. All they have to do is these things and it’ll sell.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It wasn't that bad. Bad marketing? I mean it's not fricking Heaven's Gate.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love this movie lol I watch it once a year. It does have its problems though
    >bad choice of lead
    >needlessly ripping off Josey Wales
    >le reluctant warrior I am le sad

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