>Former Special Forces operator Mason Petbreasts (John Cena) takes a job providing security for journalist Claire Wellington (Alison Brie) as she interviews Juan Venegas (Juan Pablo Raba), president of Paldonia. When a military coup breaks out in the middle of the interview, the three are forced to escape into the jungle together to survive.
Why are his breasts all fricked up?
pec tear
That’s Alison Brie, anon.
pec tear, super common injury for wrestlers
Steroid abuse point where your body tears itself apart.
>Alison Brie movie
>she’s naked
Many such cases. Sad.
Why does my wife keep incesantly whoring out like this, it hurts.
>wish for more alison brie nude scenes
>a single finger curls on the monkey's paw
is this supposed to be a bad thing?
yeah, she's busted as frick now
>evil latinos
What a redundant thing to say. "evil latinos" is like saying "evil bad guys".
WHERE ARE HIS NIPPLES
>Petbreasts
Will he mate-press her at the end?
he has bigger breasts than alison and alison has bigger testicles than him
why does John Cena have no nipples
I want to protect Allison Brie (with my peanus weanus of course)
Here are her feet.
very nice
Those are some clodhoppers holy shit. At least they aren't fungal like Brie.
where are his nipples?
Time is a cruel mistress
>waits until she hits the wall
>starts getting naked all the time
What the frick? It's like some cruel joke.
What a sick joke!
At least she didn't us dirty like Christina Hendrick
Wouldn't be surprising. She already said she likes her boobs deflated because it pisses off men; So it's not outside the range of possibilities
>already said she likes her boobs deflated because it pisses off men
that was taken out of context. She doesn't care about people liking her boobies
We saw her nudes before she decided to get naked. What an idiot. Just get naked when you know it's relevant. Now it's just jennifer aniston tier with weird breasts.
her nudes were probably the best, her breasts were perfect
Yeah. thank the lord we got them. now she's just embarassing herself.
Personally I like seeing busted actresses try to regain their former glory. Their desperation is kinda hot. Like Drea de Matteo doing OnlyFans, delicious.
>jennifer aniston
did you mean jennifer lawrence?
Annie's boobs were fantastic. They aren't that big but they draw everyone's attention
>apologizes in chinese
homosexual
This is basically half a season premise of Archer
That season with Christian Slater
She looked good in the nudist colony movie.
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