John Malkovich has never given a good performance. Posted on July 2, 2023 by Anonymous John Malkovich has never given a good performance. Mike Stoklasa's Worst Fan Shirt $21.68 Nothing Ever Happens Shirt $21.68 Mike Stoklasa's Worst Fan Shirt $21.68
11 months ago Reply Anonymous He's the GOAT Lenny, and Sinise was the perfect George. That's really the definitive telling.
11 months ago Reply Anonymous wdym he played a very convincing John Malkovich in Being John Malkovich
11 months ago Reply Anonymous Nah. They should have cast Bill Hader instead. Too bad he was unavailable.
11 months ago Reply Anonymous Frick you he was pitch perfect in Dangerous Liaisons And I would say the same about Con Air even if the movie itself was brain damaged You know who has never given a good performance, butthole? you
11 months ago Reply Anonymous being john malkovich burn after reading him as kgb in rounders is funny as frick it is weird though that all of his good stuff seems to come from when he was like 40+
11 months ago Reply Anonymous >A literal nobody walks in uses his celebrity status to become a world renowned puppeteer Huge black pill it doesn't matter your skill only thing is your audience
11 months ago Reply Anonymous He’s always ACTING in the scenery chewing way. Sometimes he’s cast right for it though.
11 months ago Reply Anonymous I tried recommending this movie to a friend and he fricking hated it. It was then I knew he and I were not intellectually equivalent
11 months ago Reply Anonymous He was great as the devil in Constantine with Keanu Reeves or the Russian in Armageddon
11 months ago Reply Anonymous Did you know John Malkovich is American? Blew my mind, he been faking that accent the entire time
He was alright as Lenny
He's the GOAT Lenny, and Sinise was the perfect George. That's really the definitive telling.
wdym he played a very convincing John Malkovich in Being John Malkovich
Nah. They should have cast Bill Hader instead. Too bad he was unavailable.
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I cant even name one notable role he's done
Cyrus the Virus
Correct. They've all been GREAT performances.
>Say-
>onara.
Con air and Burn After Reading.
Con Air, Empire of the Sun
Incorrect, he's great in Burn After Reading.
Thank you, next question?
Frick you he was pitch perfect in Dangerous Liaisons
And I would say the same about Con Air even if the movie itself was brain damaged
You know who has never given a good performance, butthole? you
being john malkovich
burn after reading
him as kgb in rounders is funny as frick
it is weird though that all of his good stuff seems to come from when he was like 40+
He was focused on theatre I think
>A literal nobody walks in uses his celebrity status to become a world renowned puppeteer
Huge black pill it doesn't matter your skill only thing is your audience
He’s always ACTING in the scenery chewing way. Sometimes he’s cast right for it though.
*ahem*
Him in Empire of the sun was my first litterally me moment
I tried recommending this movie to a friend and he fricking hated it. It was then I knew he and I were not intellectually equivalent
He was great as the devil in Constantine with Keanu Reeves or the Russian in Armageddon
moron.
Was he the first actor to be a self aware meme?
Wtong
he was great playing moronic
>Dont splash ze pot
Did you know John Malkovich is American? Blew my mind, he been faking that accent the entire time