John Wick 4

How the frick did he not realise John Wick didnt fire his gun ?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >monstrous size has no intrinsic merit, unless inordinate exsanguination be considered a virtue

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        For real? He didn't appear very tall in the movie.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How about John Hispanic, and he muds drywall instead of being an assassin?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      how about john spit, and he shitposts on Cinemaphile and spits on his toilet paper before he wipes

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The giant CGI sunrise glaring at his eyes

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    why did no one give a frick about that massive shootout in the middle of the city, right in front of iconic tourist destinations?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's paris, that is a common occurence

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That explained all the black people... your observation is irrefutable.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is he die ?or back for five

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This c**t was extremely moronic
    >confirmed pistol duel
    >against a man who has killed literally hundreds with no qualms
    >nominates a blind man (admittedly a very dangerous blind man, but i personally wouldn't trust anyone in a pistol duel who couldn't at least see a silhouette of their opponent)
    >on top of that, the blind man has very openly said that he very much doesn't want to do it
    Was he suicidal or something? Might as well have asked to lose the duel

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blindie had his daughter to worry about and fight for.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ok, but he still couldn't fricking see across the area they were duelling. It's a fricking fluke he even hit John at all for the first two shots

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The marquiz put his faith on blindie doing everything he can to save his daughter, dont know what else to say.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >do it for your daughter
            >"homosexual i'm literally blind i don't know what the frick you expect me to do in a pistol duel you would be far better of finding literally anybody else"
            >"like i'll do it if you want, but you're basically signing your own death warrant here unless i get unbelievably lucky because, and i really want to stress this point, I AM FRICKING BLIND AND CANNOT FRICKING SEE WHERE I AM SHOOTING"

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              The moronic filmakers forgot he was blind 1/3 through the filming. He couldn't read without Braille and he has to use a cane to walk. First shooting scene show how shit he is at shooting and had to use devices to echo locate enemies.
              Then 1 minute later he's out running everyone in a large building, teleporting behind other people, later he's now fighting on staircase without any assisting device and the last scene is a pistol dueling scene.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Seems like it

                Yeah but he wasnt really blind, he is magic blindie.

                Frick off that was Rogue One

                >nominates a blind man
                Donnie Yen's character is the dumbest, most unrealistic thing in the whole franchise. Did they really expect the audience to believe that a chink cares about his daughter?

                This is another excellent point
                >ok yu kirr her
                >i go make son dis time

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It is a duel. Target is literally in front of him at a known distance.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                oh boy i hope he doesn't move a bit to the left or anything

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                In the East they believe in something called warrior's intuition. You're a Westerner so you wouldn't understand. But the belief goes, once you've engaged in enough life and death battles you're intuned with reality to such a degree that you develop a kind of imminent domain;an intuition type radar.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >In the East
                India isn't "The East".

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah but he wasnt really blind, he is magic blindie.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's a duel, you just gotta aim fast and straight. His only fault was thinking he placed the chink in enough pressure to prevent a trickery.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >aim straight
            >blind
            That's a big ask

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nominates a blind man
      Donnie Yen's character is the dumbest, most unrealistic thing in the whole franchise. Did they really expect the audience to believe that a chink cares about his daughter?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well, he's not black

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is It that almost no one tried to snipe John Wick? They know he will frick you at melee.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The black guy tried to snip him but magic blind man teleported behind him and gave him a nothing personel kiddo speech

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >end of 3 sets up fight directly against the high table
    >don't deliver and instead have wick running around to duel some random noble guy that doesn't even have a seat at the table
    Why was this guy supposed to be the 'final' villain of the series again?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They clearly had different plans to end the series when they initially were planning to shoot part 4 and 5 back to back but covid led them to rewrite the script.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s a fricking travesty we’ll never get the real ending to this franchise as everything going forward will be some cynical cash grab attempt to re capture the original threes kino. 4 was a fricking satire and almost shouldn’t be counted as canon with how bad it is.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          All of them are bad though.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Name one action franchise with a better trilogy of films

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >action franchise
              All franchises are shit but die hard is better.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I knew you’d pick that. Die hard 2 and Vengeance are heavily flawed but enjoyable.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    because john wick chapter 4 is garbage

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    2 is the best one because It is the only one we see Baba Yaga planning and executing the hit rather than being chased down.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    John said he didn't want to duel with pistols, so the Frenchman assumed he had the high ground. He also couldn't tell the blond guy only shot John in those magic spots from the second movie that don't kill you (shoulder blade and left torso

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The blind dude wasn't shooting to kill, the fact that he hit John in those magic spots so accurately while being blind shows he could have killed him anytime

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >John said he didn't want to duel with pistols
      john picked pistols, marquis picked blades
      the marquis did everything in his power to prevent the duel from happening

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