Johnny Depp or Ben Affleck

Of the two, who is the bigger drunken reprobate and how does it affect their movie roles?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    unlike Johnny, I could definitely imagine Ben hitting a woman

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do u think Ben would hit this woman?

      Or would she hit him ?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Agree, johnny's too little to be a threat to all but the frailest woman

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It’s his hat.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He became Touhou

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently John Deep was so fricken wasted during the filming of The Lone Ranger that he says he can’t even remember filming it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Even during that big rant scene??

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was method acting to play an Indian.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How many Mega Pints do u think he drank while filming that movie?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder if he was drunk as shit as Jack Sparrow as well

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        One of the witnesses said he wasn’t sure who has a higher alk tolerance; John or Jack

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It felt like he was really hamming it up in Dead Men Tell No Tales

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They need to do a reboot of pirates of the caribean. But make it gritty like dark night was. Maybe little to no magic nonsese too.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I remember reading stuff about how he showed up drunk all the time on set "to get in character" as an excuse. This was back when the first one came out

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Would he drink Mega Pints on the set?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    pfffft you are like child

    watch this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      BEN AFFLICTION is A ALCOHOL!

      ……………………..And it’s really ruining his life.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's going to be Ben Cured one day, afflictionbro
        Tick tock

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it’s the fricking hair

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oof. Poor guy. Hes attempted suicide recently. He was on track to be a big star.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is disney going to re hire him now?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Im a Kiefer kind of guy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh and ME!?!?!?!

      I’m an BEN AFFLICTION kind of guy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh and ME!?!?!?!

      I’m an BEN AFFLICTION kind of guy

      >i'm lookin' for a black bastard, seen anything?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Johnny is a better actor.

    I did like The Martian though.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How come Jon is throwing his life away on alcohol?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Amber Turd Burgular hit the wall pretty hard

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh my gawd! You guise, he yelled at my spycam!

    Abused women go to the hospital with dislocated jaws.

    Depp mumbles while Heard screams over him.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      In the video they played in court when John was undergoing detox, he was moaning loudly almost like that porno star Randy West from the 80s who is one of the loudest cummers of all time and hollers like he’s getting shot or having an heart attack

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    johnny depp is a satanic pedophile
    ben affleck is a melodramatic moron drunk. yeah im thinking /ourguy/
    also i like the memes of him getting dunkin donuts

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >johnny depp is a satanic pedophile
      This. Im not sure he is a pedo but he is incolved in the satanic occult somehow.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He is close personal friends with convicted child rapist roman polanski

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