JOKER 2 IS A MUSICAL

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/joker-2-lady-gaga-joaquin-phoenix-todd-phillips-in-musical-1235154135/

Tip Your Landlord Shirt $21.68

Black Rifle Cuck Company, Conservative Humor Shirt $21.68

Tip Your Landlord Shirt $21.68

  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd believe it.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds kino tbh
    Can't wait to see Lady Gaga in a Harley Quinn outfit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Can't wait to see Lady Gaga in a Harley Quinn outfit
      Imagine the ASS

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        stop it or my penis will explode

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Imagine the ASS
        Gaga can act and sing pretty well so let's gooo

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Holy shit unbelievably hot
          10/10 BABE

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        they're gonna cover her up completely as is the trend now with these shit flicks

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Imagine the ASS
        What ass?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >IT'S REAL
    kino of all kinos

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I’ll be there opening night if that’s the case

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Could be kino if the songs are good.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This really. I'm all for it but there haven't been any good musicals in a while. And frick you, Hamilton doesn't have any bangers.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hamilton is fricking gay

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You'll Be Back is pretty good

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    But who is this according to? "Insiders"?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want to tongue Lady Gaga's butthole, then, in a feverish rage, I suddenly turn her around and mount her face, pumping in like a maniac. All off a sudden I start screaming - "prostitute! THIS IS WHAT YOU GET!"

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Normies hate musicals, so it'll fail in the box office.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      La La Land and The Greatest Showman both did well.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frozen, Beauty and the Beast and Lion King made over $1 billion.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Great Filtering

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >**Aaaaaaand you’re a big guy……
    Fooooooorrrrrrr yoooouuuuuuu!!!!!****
    *applause and screams as the curtain closes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kino if true

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHA!!!!

      BIG GUY... FOR YOU... ROFL!!!

      WHERE DO YOU GUYS COME UP WITH THIS SHIT XDD

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        someone get this hothead out of here

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nice

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      was done already

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I hate every Bane I see
      From CI-A to CI-Z
      No you'll never make a big guy out of meeeeee

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based. I remembergetting 350k upvotes for this same post 2 years ago

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >including a dead meme

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I GOT TROUBLED THOUGHTS AND A SELF ESTEEM TO MATCH

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this is the best fall out boy album

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wonder if it'll be jukebox musical or have original songs.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      jukebox musicals are kino

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's gonna be kino

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kanye West should have a role with a song/sequence

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah that's what we need
      this moron in the joker movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm picturing Kanye in clown makeup and a full Louis Vuitton clown suit complete with diamond chains, and his song consists entirely of racial slurs. He does not appear in the movie outside his one scene.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kino of the highest order

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How long until the media starts crying again?

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Based, hope they do Queen songs.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      every single song should be by a convicted pedophile like Garry Glitter

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Real cinema

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is fricking hell. Why? Why a sequel??? Why with a woman???

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >best original song
    >best actress

    Calling the Oscar wins ahead of time.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this whole movie is a blatent cash grab, ruined by dc's greed by casting lady gaga for some bullshit acting job. i can't beleive companies nowadays have tainted art and use it for money money money. the first film was enough.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's a musical, hiring a popular singer songwriter who is also a good actress only makes sense.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >good actress

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, it's like they elevated the game but refuse to walk the safe route, they want to do it again but you just can't hit the jackpot twice in a row everyone knows that it's common sense but, it amazes me how dcucks and warner keep fricking their shit over and over, un fricking believable

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      who cares. the entire idea is so funny and absurd and Lady Gaga is a good singer. live a little

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >good singer
        cuck spotted

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Shill gay

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If the songs are shit it'll flop.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gucci didn't end her acting career but this may

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I don’t wanna waste my time
    >become another casualty of society

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm guessing the musical segments are going to be delusions he, or Harley, are having?
    Guess that's why they went with Gaga over Rooney.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Probably going to be a mix of both delusions and reality for maximum kino tbh

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I was gonna say can Joaquin even sing but then I remembered he played Johnny Cash.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Seeing as how the last Joker movie was an homage to a lot of Scorsese and Deniro's films I wouldn't be surprised if they had a scene with the Joker as Johnny Cash tbh.

          Frick I actually really like this idea, I haven't seen a good musical since LaLa Land came out and i feel like they're going to go all out on this one

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like absolute kino but Cinemaphilegays will seethe

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love the concept, but Gaga sucks ass as an actress. And you know the outfit won't be sexualized.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >you know the outfit won't be sexualized.
      I trust Todd Phillips to make sure it is. I expect her to enjoy it too.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Granted, Gaga loves her skimpy outfits, and Todd Phillips is pretty based. So maybe there's hope. Otherwise I vote Nicki Minaj as Harley.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nor should it be, especially in this grim universe. I hope it's the furthest thing away from Robbie's chipper sex doll.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It should be extremely sexualized, leftoid

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          How so? Hot pants and fishnets exactly like Margot?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Anything that shows T&A, I don't care

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Gaga
      >And you know the outfit won't be sexualized.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Music industry loves bawds. Movie producers are prudes at the moment.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She's so hot

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >gaga
        >not sexual
        PICK ONE

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lady Gaga as Harley queen?

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY MOTHER OF KINO

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >women like musicals right??
    >women like Harley Quinn right???
    >WOMEN LIKE LADY GAGA RIGHT????

    can this all just stop. Women are never going to shift from consuming makeup and my semen to movies.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stillborn

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Margot BTFO

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Damn I didn't know

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Okay this is starting to sound fricking kino.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Idea is awesome but i'm expecting alot of trannies and woke bullshit in the sequel because of Lady Gaga. Don't get excited for this.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      maybe she will decline
      I'm hoping

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Movies already been written. If Joaquin signs on, it's kino.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't Todd Phillips say something implicitly anti-woke that Taika Waititi criticized him for?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Todd is a liberal drumpf bad type, but he's not too far gone to where he can't be funny anymore.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Dude grew up in 80s NYC. He's seen real shit.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He also worked with GG Allin and John Wayne Gacy, he said working with Gacy was fricking creepy but Allin wanted him to do posters for the movie

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Which one of you white boys finna shoot it up

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't think I needed Joker 2 but this sounds great and even if its bad I can guarantee it will be cringekino at least

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My body is ready
    https://youtu.be/c8n2DFn-trE

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Entire movie is just a drug induced dream musical
    If Joker was Taxi Driver, is Joker 2 going to be All That Jazz?

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HE'S IN

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Unbelievably based if they dare it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      All memes aside, how would you make this work?
      Here's my pitch: the asylum is run by an abusive staff looking to score some points with the public, their big idea? Force the inmates to sing together as a choir for a performance. The film follows Arthur as he struggles to deal with all the attention he gets, both from other patients, who range from looking up to him to being annoyed and from the staff, especially the massive c**t of a head doctor that has a special interest in him.
      Various Batman villains litter the cast, mostly minor guys, maybe fit in as one of the few guys actually excited for the performance, with the most important one being Harly Quinn, who secretly sympathizes with Arthur. Arthur's most important character development is him trying to live up to his own reputation; growing from just a mentally into something of a leadership role for the other patients that culminates in him leading the charge in a public uprising during the performance.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't he escape the asylum?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I think he was just loose in the halls, not fully escaped.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      All memes aside, how would you make this work?
      Here's my pitch: the asylum is run by an abusive staff looking to score some points with the public, their big idea? Force the inmates to sing together as a choir for a performance. The film follows Arthur as he struggles to deal with all the attention he gets, both from other patients, who range from looking up to him to being annoyed and from the staff, especially the massive c**t of a head doctor that has a special interest in him.
      Various Batman villains litter the cast, mostly minor guys, maybe fit in as one of the few guys actually excited for the performance, with the most important one being Harly Quinn, who secretly sympathizes with Arthur. Arthur's most important character development is him trying to live up to his own reputation; growing from just a mentally into something of a leadership role for the other patients that culminates in him leading the charge in a public uprising during the performance.

      How could the Music Meister work realistically? Brilliant episode of Brave and Bold, but hard to imagine him in this world.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They actually had the Music Meister in the Flash Tv show, not a bad interpretation

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >written by Gail Simone
      how does the head twitter harpy manage to pump out good stuff

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dishonest Mcdonalds Arthouse Film incoming

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    here's your Joker and Harley musical bro

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      so you're saying it could work

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yes
        joker 2 being a musical is the best news I've heard about it
        don't like lady gaga though

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait to see some Gaga ass. If she belts good notes that's a bonus

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are the songs going to be Diegetic? Some musicals handled that well

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The best parts of the first movie were already musical

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw Joker 3 is a recorded stageplay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Joker 4 is an animated movie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >joker 5 is an interactive livestream

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >joker 6 is a buddy cop movie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        would unironically be kino if every sequel was a genre switch

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    SEND IN THE CLOWNS

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >every song is just different remixes of send in the clowns for different moods and scenes.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        kino...

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    can someone edit this poster to be of the Joker. and him dancing obviously replacing the people on the cover. please

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I really like this movie.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          how does he do it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Iconic, Fred Astaire would be impressed. They don’t make movie characters like Turbo anymore.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Witchcraft

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          How did they do it? Did they rotate the set?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            magical Black magic

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >How did they do it? Did they rotate the set?

            That has to be it. Everything but him is nailed down.

            You can kind of see how he's pulled forward by the gravity shift at 0:12.

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can't read my, can't read my
    No, he can't read my joker face

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Unfathomable Kino

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That confirms lady Gaga

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >musical
    aka the most KINO genre of movies in existence. I'd consider this a huge win for cinema.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Genuinely don’t know if you’re being serious or sarcastic. Hopefully the former.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If he had put the Umbrellas of Cherbourg instead of High School Musical 2, I'd think it was a sincere post.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I GOTTA LISTEN TO MY OWN HEART BEATIN
          >I GOTTA COUNT ON MYSELF INSTEAD
          HSM2 is kino, gay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Nazis are LE EVIL!!!!

      Go back.

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >all the morons with their shitty mobster pitches and todd just drops some actual kino
    apologize

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >french subtitle
    >musical
    Okay, Phillips is just fricking around at this point. He's gonna make a shitpost of a sequel as a response to Hollywood having so little faith in the first film.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine if it does as an superlow budget piece, like 5 million dollars and its just Joker and Harley running around dancing and singing during a hostage situation in Arkham.

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >lady gaga
    and its shit

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    femcels at the theater like

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >joker 2 is a musical
    i see homosexuals fuming all day on twitter about it, they should stick to capeshit because they about to get filtered by this kino

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Having Harley Quinn in this Joker universe is a horrible idea.
    Making a musical Joker is just as bad an idea.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong on both counts. You lack vision.

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Literally the most iconic scene in the first movie is a musical scene and there are homosexuals that think it can fail?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I did not like the first movie but hearing them turning the sequel into a musical actually makes me interested. sounds pretty bold, honestly

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      people are moronic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Joker dancing on the stairs? That's not a musical scene.

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I thought Phoenix doesn't do sequels

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He still hasn't signed on, if he likes the script he'll do it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Phillips posted a picture of Phoenix reading the script. wouldn’t be surprised if Joaquin had input on the narrative and his character

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I think making Joker love music and dancing was Joaquin's idea

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Will most likely be a time skip to the late 80's or early 90's. Expect Gaga to be a strip club singer. And maybe have Lex Luthor appear in the film for a spin off.

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >movie opens with this song

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Society the musical
    Absolutely incredible idea, maybe Todd Philips is underrated

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >JOKER 2 IS A MUSICAL
    So it is based in the Donnerverse. Remember this scene?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >1978 - Superman 1 & 2
      >1981 - Joker 1
      >1983 - Superman 3
      >1984-7? - Joker 2
      >1987 - Superman 4
      Maybe.

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >black comedy musical with Joker and Harley Quinn
    DC has officially BTFO Marvel, no one at Marvel has the fricking balls to do anything this interesting and their ebin universe doesn't even allow it to happen

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Feige already planning Spider-Man 4

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >musical sections are all the zany clown prince comic style hyper exaggerated jokerisms and schemes
    >in between are non musical gray and drab and dirty realistic scenes of joker and harley being petty frickup wannabee crime lords who hate themselves and each other and no one takes seriously
    >last major scene is realistic
    >one or both of them burst out into song, either calling the audiences understanding of reality into question or they're awful at it and are just pantomiming their own delusions solidifying the colourful musical world as fake

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Would be kino if it was a musical with 2 jokers but I guess hes not an incel anymore. It's over.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He was never an incel, he actively tried pursuing a woman several times

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And incels dont chase women? He got rejected and hes 100% a virgin

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >And incels dont chase women?
          No, incels just seethe at women online pretty sad existence.

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    83 jokebillion dollars...

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if Marvel makes a musical you guys would seethe instead

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because it would be boring safe shit

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who's writing the songs?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit haha, this pathetic shill coomer homosexual. feigns being an anti-mkultra woman hater but is just a weak chink pussy who zerks it to every onlyfans girl and complains on tweeter. i still remember when Cinemaphile back in 2019 had those daily spam threads by that mexican named Ricky who was trying to steal the credit for that chinks lame scott pilgrim song

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Who's writing the songs?

        I got him to post himself crying once because I doxed him, shit was so cash. Whiny little homosexual.

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit this is going to be good

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    samegay: the thread

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BASED BASED BASED

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Theatergay here. This is the best news I've received all year.

    Best case scenario, each each musical number in Joker is a fantasy sequence, like in La La Land or the film version of Chicago. Worst case scenario, the songs are justified in-universe as part of a performance being put on by Lady Gaga's Harley Quinn, and they aren't actually related to the characters or story.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      THE GUN THE GUN THE GUN THE GUN THE GUN THE GUN THE GUN THE GUN THE GUN THE GUN THE GUN THE GUN THE GUN THE GUN THE GUN THE GUN

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        THE GERBIL THE GERBIL THE GERBIL THE GERBIL THE GERBIL THE GERBIL THE GERBIL THE GERBIL THE GERBIL THE GERBIL THE GERBIL THE GERBIL

  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Harley is reflecting on her attraction to this insane clown guy she just met
    >"It feels like a I'm caught in some kinda... Bad Romance."
    >sad acoustic Bad Romance starts playing
    You known it's going to happen

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What's next? YO YO YO-Joker face

  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No grounded character studies of
    >Bane
    >Harvey Dent
    >Firefly
    >Victor Zsasz
    >Calender Man
    >Mad Hatter
    >Deathstroke
    Frick DC and this gay earth man

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Phillips asked for that in 2019 and got denied. Let's see if the sequel makes that "DC Black Label" thing happen. Apparently Freeze and Luthor were the other MC in the movies of the trilogy that was going to kickstart that universe.

  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is going to fricking rock.

  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they better give him a music man outfit for a scene

  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just hope the music will fit the time period and be more in the style of classic showtunes rather than boring pop songs like most recent movie musicals.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think they would have to make at least a few classic show tunes considering the joker takes pride in his old style get up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think they would have to make at least a few classic show tunes considering the joker takes pride in his old style get up

      could you imagine joker tap dancing while singing an Anything Goes or Chicago style song, would be pure fricking kino

  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So he's ripping off Scorsese's New York, New York this time?

  80. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So your saying there is a chance for a loser who lived with his mom to end up with a hot ass b***h?

  81. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >joker and Harley Quinn performing summer nights
    >all the baddies at arkham doing cell block tango
    This has too much potential

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *