I want to tongue Lady Gaga's butthole, then, in a feverish rage, I suddenly turn her around and mount her face, pumping in like a maniac. All off a sudden I start screaming - "prostitute! THIS IS WHAT YOU GET!"
I'm picturing Kanye in clown makeup and a full Louis Vuitton clown suit complete with diamond chains, and his song consists entirely of racial slurs. He does not appear in the movie outside his one scene.
this whole movie is a blatent cash grab, ruined by dc's greed by casting lady gaga for some bullshit acting job. i can't beleive companies nowadays have tainted art and use it for money money money. the first film was enough.
Honestly, it's like they elevated the game but refuse to walk the safe route, they want to do it again but you just can't hit the jackpot twice in a row everyone knows that it's common sense but, it amazes me how dcucks and warner keep fricking their shit over and over, un fricking believable
Seeing as how the last Joker movie was an homage to a lot of Scorsese and Deniro's films I wouldn't be surprised if they had a scene with the Joker as Johnny Cash tbh.
Frick I actually really like this idea, I haven't seen a good musical since LaLa Land came out and i feel like they're going to go all out on this one
All memes aside, how would you make this work?
Here's my pitch: the asylum is run by an abusive staff looking to score some points with the public, their big idea? Force the inmates to sing together as a choir for a performance. The film follows Arthur as he struggles to deal with all the attention he gets, both from other patients, who range from looking up to him to being annoyed and from the staff, especially the massive c**t of a head doctor that has a special interest in him.
Various Batman villains litter the cast, mostly minor guys, maybe fit in as one of the few guys actually excited for the performance, with the most important one being Harly Quinn, who secretly sympathizes with Arthur. Arthur's most important character development is him trying to live up to his own reputation; growing from just a mentally into something of a leadership role for the other patients that culminates in him leading the charge in a public uprising during the performance.
All memes aside, how would you make this work?
Here's my pitch: the asylum is run by an abusive staff looking to score some points with the public, their big idea? Force the inmates to sing together as a choir for a performance. The film follows Arthur as he struggles to deal with all the attention he gets, both from other patients, who range from looking up to him to being annoyed and from the staff, especially the massive c**t of a head doctor that has a special interest in him.
Various Batman villains litter the cast, mostly minor guys, maybe fit in as one of the few guys actually excited for the performance, with the most important one being Harly Quinn, who secretly sympathizes with Arthur. Arthur's most important character development is him trying to live up to his own reputation; growing from just a mentally into something of a leadership role for the other patients that culminates in him leading the charge in a public uprising during the performance.
How could the Music Meister work realistically? Brilliant episode of Brave and Bold, but hard to imagine him in this world.
>french subtitle >musical
Okay, Phillips is just fricking around at this point. He's gonna make a shitpost of a sequel as a response to Hollywood having so little faith in the first film.
Imagine if it does as an superlow budget piece, like 5 million dollars and its just Joker and Harley running around dancing and singing during a hostage situation in Arkham.
>joker 2 is a musical
i see homosexuals fuming all day on twitter about it, they should stick to capeshit because they about to get filtered by this kino
Will most likely be a time skip to the late 80's or early 90's. Expect Gaga to be a strip club singer. And maybe have Lex Luthor appear in the film for a spin off.
>black comedy musical with Joker and Harley Quinn
DC has officially BTFO Marvel, no one at Marvel has the fricking balls to do anything this interesting and their ebin universe doesn't even allow it to happen
>musical sections are all the zany clown prince comic style hyper exaggerated jokerisms and schemes >in between are non musical gray and drab and dirty realistic scenes of joker and harley being petty frickup wannabee crime lords who hate themselves and each other and no one takes seriously >last major scene is realistic >one or both of them burst out into song, either calling the audiences understanding of reality into question or they're awful at it and are just pantomiming their own delusions solidifying the colourful musical world as fake
holy shit haha, this pathetic shill coomer homosexual. feigns being an anti-mkultra woman hater but is just a weak chink pussy who zerks it to every onlyfans girl and complains on tweeter. i still remember when Cinemaphile back in 2019 had those daily spam threads by that mexican named Ricky who was trying to steal the credit for that chinks lame scott pilgrim song
Theatergay here. This is the best news I've received all year.
Best case scenario, each each musical number in Joker is a fantasy sequence, like in La La Land or the film version of Chicago. Worst case scenario, the songs are justified in-universe as part of a performance being put on by Lady Gaga's Harley Quinn, and they aren't actually related to the characters or story.
>Harley is reflecting on her attraction to this insane clown guy she just met >"It feels like a I'm caught in some kinda... Bad Romance." >sad acoustic Bad Romance starts playing
You known it's going to happen
Phillips asked for that in 2019 and got denied. Let's see if the sequel makes that "DC Black Label" thing happen. Apparently Freeze and Luthor were the other MC in the movies of the trilogy that was going to kickstart that universe.
I just hope the music will fit the time period and be more in the style of classic showtunes rather than boring pop songs like most recent movie musicals.
I'd believe it.
Sounds kino tbh
Can't wait to see Lady Gaga in a Harley Quinn outfit
>Can't wait to see Lady Gaga in a Harley Quinn outfit
Imagine the ASS
stop it or my penis will explode
>Imagine the ASS
Gaga can act and sing pretty well so let's gooo
Holy shit unbelievably hot
10/10 BABE
they're gonna cover her up completely as is the trend now with these shit flicks
>Imagine the ASS
What ass?
>IT'S REAL
kino of all kinos
I’ll be there opening night if that’s the case
Could be kino if the songs are good.
This really. I'm all for it but there haven't been any good musicals in a while. And frick you, Hamilton doesn't have any bangers.
Hamilton is fricking gay
You'll Be Back is pretty good
But who is this according to? "Insiders"?
I want to tongue Lady Gaga's butthole, then, in a feverish rage, I suddenly turn her around and mount her face, pumping in like a maniac. All off a sudden I start screaming - "prostitute! THIS IS WHAT YOU GET!"
Normies hate musicals, so it'll fail in the box office.
La La Land and The Greatest Showman both did well.
Frozen, Beauty and the Beast and Lion King made over $1 billion.
The Great Filtering
>**Aaaaaaand you’re a big guy……
Fooooooorrrrrrr yoooouuuuuuu!!!!!****
*applause and screams as the curtain closes
lel
Kino if true
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHA!!!!
BIG GUY... FOR YOU... ROFL!!!
WHERE DO YOU GUYS COME UP WITH THIS SHIT XDD
someone get this hothead out of here
Nice
was done already
kino
I hate every Bane I see
From CI-A to CI-Z
No you'll never make a big guy out of meeeeee
based. I remembergetting 350k upvotes for this same post 2 years ago
>including a dead meme
>I GOT TROUBLED THOUGHTS AND A SELF ESTEEM TO MATCH
this is the best fall out boy album
Wonder if it'll be jukebox musical or have original songs.
jukebox musicals are kino
It's gonna be kino
Kanye West should have a role with a song/sequence
yeah that's what we need
this moron in the joker movie
I'm picturing Kanye in clown makeup and a full Louis Vuitton clown suit complete with diamond chains, and his song consists entirely of racial slurs. He does not appear in the movie outside his one scene.
kino of the highest order
How long until the media starts crying again?
Based, hope they do Queen songs.
every single song should be by a convicted pedophile like Garry Glitter
What the frick
Real cinema
This is fricking hell. Why? Why a sequel??? Why with a woman???
>best original song
>best actress
Calling the Oscar wins ahead of time.
this whole movie is a blatent cash grab, ruined by dc's greed by casting lady gaga for some bullshit acting job. i can't beleive companies nowadays have tainted art and use it for money money money. the first film was enough.
It's a musical, hiring a popular singer songwriter who is also a good actress only makes sense.
>good actress
Honestly, it's like they elevated the game but refuse to walk the safe route, they want to do it again but you just can't hit the jackpot twice in a row everyone knows that it's common sense but, it amazes me how dcucks and warner keep fricking their shit over and over, un fricking believable
who cares. the entire idea is so funny and absurd and Lady Gaga is a good singer. live a little
>good singer
cuck spotted
Shill gay
If the songs are shit it'll flop.
Gucci didn't end her acting career but this may
>I don’t wanna waste my time
>become another casualty of society
I'm guessing the musical segments are going to be delusions he, or Harley, are having?
Guess that's why they went with Gaga over Rooney.
Probably going to be a mix of both delusions and reality for maximum kino tbh
I was gonna say can Joaquin even sing but then I remembered he played Johnny Cash.
Seeing as how the last Joker movie was an homage to a lot of Scorsese and Deniro's films I wouldn't be surprised if they had a scene with the Joker as Johnny Cash tbh.
Frick I actually really like this idea, I haven't seen a good musical since LaLa Land came out and i feel like they're going to go all out on this one
Sounds like absolute kino but Cinemaphilegays will seethe
I love the concept, but Gaga sucks ass as an actress. And you know the outfit won't be sexualized.
>you know the outfit won't be sexualized.
I trust Todd Phillips to make sure it is. I expect her to enjoy it too.
Granted, Gaga loves her skimpy outfits, and Todd Phillips is pretty based. So maybe there's hope. Otherwise I vote Nicki Minaj as Harley.
Nor should it be, especially in this grim universe. I hope it's the furthest thing away from Robbie's chipper sex doll.
It should be extremely sexualized, leftoid
How so? Hot pants and fishnets exactly like Margot?
Anything that shows T&A, I don't care
>Gaga
>And you know the outfit won't be sexualized.
Music industry loves bawds. Movie producers are prudes at the moment.
She's so hot
>gaga
>not sexual
PICK ONE
Lady Gaga as Harley queen?
HOLY MOTHER OF KINO
>women like musicals right??
>women like Harley Quinn right???
>WOMEN LIKE LADY GAGA RIGHT????
can this all just stop. Women are never going to shift from consuming makeup and my semen to movies.
Stillborn
Margot BTFO
Damn I didn't know
Okay this is starting to sound fricking kino.
Idea is awesome but i'm expecting alot of trannies and woke bullshit in the sequel because of Lady Gaga. Don't get excited for this.
maybe she will decline
I'm hoping
Movies already been written. If Joaquin signs on, it's kino.
Didn't Todd Phillips say something implicitly anti-woke that Taika Waititi criticized him for?
Todd is a liberal drumpf bad type, but he's not too far gone to where he can't be funny anymore.
Dude grew up in 80s NYC. He's seen real shit.
He also worked with GG Allin and John Wayne Gacy, he said working with Gacy was fricking creepy but Allin wanted him to do posters for the movie
Which one of you white boys finna shoot it up
I didn't think I needed Joker 2 but this sounds great and even if its bad I can guarantee it will be cringekino at least
My body is ready
https://youtu.be/c8n2DFn-trE
>Entire movie is just a drug induced dream musical
If Joker was Taxi Driver, is Joker 2 going to be All That Jazz?
HE'S IN
Unbelievably based if they dare it
All memes aside, how would you make this work?
Here's my pitch: the asylum is run by an abusive staff looking to score some points with the public, their big idea? Force the inmates to sing together as a choir for a performance. The film follows Arthur as he struggles to deal with all the attention he gets, both from other patients, who range from looking up to him to being annoyed and from the staff, especially the massive c**t of a head doctor that has a special interest in him.
Various Batman villains litter the cast, mostly minor guys, maybe fit in as one of the few guys actually excited for the performance, with the most important one being Harly Quinn, who secretly sympathizes with Arthur. Arthur's most important character development is him trying to live up to his own reputation; growing from just a mentally into something of a leadership role for the other patients that culminates in him leading the charge in a public uprising during the performance.
Didn't he escape the asylum?
I think he was just loose in the halls, not fully escaped.
How could the Music Meister work realistically? Brilliant episode of Brave and Bold, but hard to imagine him in this world.
They actually had the Music Meister in the Flash Tv show, not a bad interpretation
>written by Gail Simone
how does the head twitter harpy manage to pump out good stuff
Dishonest Mcdonalds Arthouse Film incoming
here's your Joker and Harley musical bro
so you're saying it could work
yes
joker 2 being a musical is the best news I've heard about it
don't like lady gaga though
Can't wait to see some Gaga ass. If she belts good notes that's a bonus
Are the songs going to be Diegetic? Some musicals handled that well
The best parts of the first movie were already musical
>tfw Joker 3 is a recorded stageplay
Joker 4 is an animated movie
>joker 5 is an interactive livestream
>joker 6 is a buddy cop movie
would unironically be kino if every sequel was a genre switch
SEND IN THE CLOWNS
>every song is just different remixes of send in the clowns for different moods and scenes.
kino...
can someone edit this poster to be of the Joker. and him dancing obviously replacing the people on the cover. please
I really like this movie.
how does he do it
Iconic, Fred Astaire would be impressed. They don’t make movie characters like Turbo anymore.
Witchcraft
How did they do it? Did they rotate the set?
magical Black magic
>How did they do it? Did they rotate the set?
That has to be it. Everything but him is nailed down.
You can kind of see how he's pulled forward by the gravity shift at 0:12.
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my joker face
Unfathomable Kino
That confirms lady Gaga
>musical
aka the most KINO genre of movies in existence. I'd consider this a huge win for cinema.
Genuinely don’t know if you’re being serious or sarcastic. Hopefully the former.
If he had put the Umbrellas of Cherbourg instead of High School Musical 2, I'd think it was a sincere post.
>I GOTTA LISTEN TO MY OWN HEART BEATIN
>I GOTTA COUNT ON MYSELF INSTEAD
HSM2 is kino, gay
>Nazis are LE EVIL!!!!
Go back.
>all the morons with their shitty mobster pitches and todd just drops some actual kino
apologize
>french subtitle
>musical
Okay, Phillips is just fricking around at this point. He's gonna make a shitpost of a sequel as a response to Hollywood having so little faith in the first film.
Imagine if it does as an superlow budget piece, like 5 million dollars and its just Joker and Harley running around dancing and singing during a hostage situation in Arkham.
>lady gaga
and its shit
femcels at the theater like
>joker 2 is a musical
i see homosexuals fuming all day on twitter about it, they should stick to capeshit because they about to get filtered by this kino
Having Harley Quinn in this Joker universe is a horrible idea.
Making a musical Joker is just as bad an idea.
Wrong on both counts. You lack vision.
Literally the most iconic scene in the first movie is a musical scene and there are homosexuals that think it can fail?
I did not like the first movie but hearing them turning the sequel into a musical actually makes me interested. sounds pretty bold, honestly
people are moronic
Joker dancing on the stairs? That's not a musical scene.
I thought Phoenix doesn't do sequels
He still hasn't signed on, if he likes the script he'll do it.
Phillips posted a picture of Phoenix reading the script. wouldn’t be surprised if Joaquin had input on the narrative and his character
I think making Joker love music and dancing was Joaquin's idea
Will most likely be a time skip to the late 80's or early 90's. Expect Gaga to be a strip club singer. And maybe have Lex Luthor appear in the film for a spin off.
>movie opens with this song
Society the musical
Absolutely incredible idea, maybe Todd Philips is underrated
>JOKER 2 IS A MUSICAL
So it is based in the Donnerverse. Remember this scene?
>1978 - Superman 1 & 2
>1981 - Joker 1
>1983 - Superman 3
>1984-7? - Joker 2
>1987 - Superman 4
Maybe.
>black comedy musical with Joker and Harley Quinn
DC has officially BTFO Marvel, no one at Marvel has the fricking balls to do anything this interesting and their ebin universe doesn't even allow it to happen
Feige already planning Spider-Man 4
>musical sections are all the zany clown prince comic style hyper exaggerated jokerisms and schemes
>in between are non musical gray and drab and dirty realistic scenes of joker and harley being petty frickup wannabee crime lords who hate themselves and each other and no one takes seriously
>last major scene is realistic
>one or both of them burst out into song, either calling the audiences understanding of reality into question or they're awful at it and are just pantomiming their own delusions solidifying the colourful musical world as fake
Would be kino if it was a musical with 2 jokers but I guess hes not an incel anymore. It's over.
He was never an incel, he actively tried pursuing a woman several times
And incels dont chase women? He got rejected and hes 100% a virgin
>And incels dont chase women?
No, incels just seethe at women online pretty sad existence.
83 jokebillion dollars...
if Marvel makes a musical you guys would seethe instead
Because it would be boring safe shit
Who's writing the songs?
holy shit haha, this pathetic shill coomer homosexual. feigns being an anti-mkultra woman hater but is just a weak chink pussy who zerks it to every onlyfans girl and complains on tweeter. i still remember when Cinemaphile back in 2019 had those daily spam threads by that mexican named Ricky who was trying to steal the credit for that chinks lame scott pilgrim song
I got him to post himself crying once because I doxed him, shit was so cash. Whiny little homosexual.
holy shit this is going to be good
samegay: the thread
BASED BASED BASED
Theatergay here. This is the best news I've received all year.
Best case scenario, each each musical number in Joker is a fantasy sequence, like in La La Land or the film version of Chicago. Worst case scenario, the songs are justified in-universe as part of a performance being put on by Lady Gaga's Harley Quinn, and they aren't actually related to the characters or story.
THE GUN THE GUN THE GUN THE GUN THE GUN THE GUN THE GUN THE GUN THE GUN THE GUN THE GUN THE GUN THE GUN THE GUN THE GUN THE GUN
THE GERBIL THE GERBIL THE GERBIL THE GERBIL THE GERBIL THE GERBIL THE GERBIL THE GERBIL THE GERBIL THE GERBIL THE GERBIL THE GERBIL
>Harley is reflecting on her attraction to this insane clown guy she just met
>"It feels like a I'm caught in some kinda... Bad Romance."
>sad acoustic Bad Romance starts playing
You known it's going to happen
What's next? YO YO YO-Joker face
No grounded character studies of
>Bane
>Harvey Dent
>Firefly
>Victor Zsasz
>Calender Man
>Mad Hatter
>Deathstroke
Frick DC and this gay earth man
Phillips asked for that in 2019 and got denied. Let's see if the sequel makes that "DC Black Label" thing happen. Apparently Freeze and Luthor were the other MC in the movies of the trilogy that was going to kickstart that universe.
This is going to fricking rock.
they better give him a music man outfit for a scene
I just hope the music will fit the time period and be more in the style of classic showtunes rather than boring pop songs like most recent movie musicals.
I think they would have to make at least a few classic show tunes considering the joker takes pride in his old style get up
could you imagine joker tap dancing while singing an Anything Goes or Chicago style song, would be pure fricking kino
So he's ripping off Scorsese's New York, New York this time?
So your saying there is a chance for a loser who lived with his mom to end up with a hot ass b***h?
>joker and Harley Quinn performing summer nights
>all the baddies at arkham doing cell block tango
This has too much potential