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Forgot he existed. He had a chance to be big time about 10 years ago, not sure what happened.
he should just make an onlyfans if he wants to be relevant.
I wish I had a big wiener
Everybody wanted to cash in on his Don Draper persona. He said no and tried to be a serious/comedic actor at the same time. He also was vocal about not wanting to be tied into a years long contract for one character again. Don Draper is iconic but he made every possible move not to cash in on the opportunities Hollywood wanted to give him.
Either his residual checks from Mad Men were so good he didn't have to work for the rest of his live, or he's simply moronic beyond belief. Why would you sabotage your career like that just so you don't get muh typecasted
self respect
I'm so bummed that the director of the Fletch movie with him who has done funny things before decided to make an unfunny Fletch movie with him because being funny in the current year has been illegal for so long, pursuing comedy in this day and age is actually completely moronic, its impossible
Corner Office is the biggest role of his career.He get's to act opposite Sarah Gadon! That's a huge honor.
he did iconic ads in canada for a food delivery service where he and his assitant had awesome chemistry.
should have turned THAT into a movie. i'd see it
SIR! Gadonposters inbound. Suggest we raise red alert.
Whats it about
Here's the trailer
Reminder he along with his frat bros brutally bullied and hazed to the point of permanent injury/mark an aspiring pledge but everyone forgot about and forgave him because he’s le wacky deep voiced gigantic flaccid dick man
Teach your kiddos to be bullies. They’ll have domineering alpha charismatic personalities while you know that ooor sucker(s) who don bullied in college probably killed himself after struggling with depression and checking out of society for years from the incident
Parents don't "teach" their kids to be bullies, they just teach them to be confident in themselves and the kid starts bullying other kids whose parents taught them to "do what's right" which leaves them questioning themselves 24/7. lol
you think bullies are
>confident in themselves
gues you haven't known any bullies.
QRD?
> Hamm, who was 20 at the time, and a group of other fraternity members forced pledge Mark Sanders to undergo heavy physical strain on Nov. 10, 1990, by forcing him to hold a heavy rock until he was exhausted, stomping on him and and making him perform calisthenics, according to San Antonio Light and Houston Chronicle archives. And, that's the tip of the iceberg.
>Star Magazine, citing Travis County court documents that were not immediately available on Thursday, reported that Hamm was involved in an incident where members "hooked the claw of a hammer underneath his [Sanders] genitals and led him by the hammer around the room."
>The actor then was involved in setting Sanders' pants on fire and "and would not let [the pledge] extinguish the flame with his hand but made [him] blow it out," according to court documents obtained by Star. Hamm then allegedly broke into the house of another pledge and brought him back to the Sigma Nu house to engage in "similar hazing activity."
>Sanders also alleged that Hamm hit him with a paddle and shoved his face in the dirt. “He rears back and hits me left-handed, and he hit me right over my right kidney, I mean square over it,” Sanders said in the lawsuit. “Good solid hit and that, that stood me right up.” He said he suffered a fractured spine and nearly lost a kidney, and he noted that Hamm participated “till the very end.” Hamm was one of “the most serious offenders
The beginning stages of your typical elite humiliation ritual. If it makes anyone feel better imagine what Jon had to do to get that Mad Men role lol
>hooked the claw of a hammer underneath his [Sanders] genitals and led him by the hammer around the room
Why does it always involve the new guy's dick? Are these fraternities just gay or what?
Sarah Gadon approves of Jon Hamm. You should too.
The guy he bullied is now a doctor and a lawyer.
I was in a frat and got in trouble for "putting the pledges lives in danger" too many times
>Are you guys excited?
Always
Why do movie titles keep getting more and more generic? The Gray Man. The Tomorrow War. Red Notice. Citadel. There's a million other recent examples that tell you nothing about the premise and offer zero intrigue. It's like they're AI generated fake movies.
>Ulysses
>e-girlta
>Moby-Dick or, The Whale
>Don Quixote
>The Odyssey
Shit titles
Are you moronic? All those titles describe a central iconic character or suggest an adventure.
"Corner Office" suggests fricking nothing.
"Corner Office" literally tells you it will take place in a corner office. Sorry you're moronic and just want to dig your heels in. "e-girlta" and "Ulysses" would be as easily forgotten if not for the significance their literary merit imbues them with. You poor, poor, recalcitrant little moron.
A single name title would be instantly more intriguing. At least I know it's about someone. "Corner Office" has no context, no character, no relevance to anything. It's fricking boring.
>A single name title would be instantly more intriguing
It has no more or less value than your choice of "The Gray Man." Stories imbue the titles with value, not the other way around.
>Corner Office" has no context
The context is literally the corner office, anon. Next you'll tell me there's no context to an office space.
Because it has no context it can mean a lot of things. In US business culture and others, the corner office is a valuable spot because it has more windows. It typically belongs to someone important. Conversely in Asia, particularly in Japan, a corner office is their nonconfrontational way of firing someone: they get a nice corner office, no responsibilities, and no power. "Corner" also implies being trapped, who knows, maybe it's a drama.
How did he fix his hair ? He was bald
He's not bald.
Hamm hates white people unfortunately.
That is a bad poster.
This is absolutely a random still of Hamm in the film photoshopped into an "office" isn't it?
Yeah
kek
Does his office have a view of the park?
the most forgettable actress of all time
who? exactly
This is a bot
What makes you say that?
it's one dude that samegays and also invades other boards when he gets banned here
Still waiting
>no actual response
Pitiful and an admission of defeat
You havent posted an actual contender
Nah you just have no actual response or defense.
No you havent posted anyone even remotely worth discussing further.
Poor Gadonhomosexual is lost
Still waiting
A real waifugay would defend his waifu and defeat rivals properly, not hide behind weak blanket dismissals
Defend from what? You havent posted anything.
Ana de Armas
Still waiting
Lucy Boynton
Hamm and Gadon?
Guaranteed kino my bros, guaranteed.
Such a beautiful looking couple
Sersh
Obviously
Am I really meant to be blown away? Over half the actresses you quoted are hotter
>g*dongay disses himself to praise his idol
that's a new approach
False, false and false. There's much better faces among them as well.
She actually does look damn good. Shame it's so dark.
Do you have the one where she's showering and her thighs are jiggling? I saw it but forgot to save it
>thigh gap
hnnngggg
The place for your head
>this b***h still only has a single fan on Cinemaphile
lol
Wait is this actually her?
>anon never saw a body double before
lol hollywood
Sarah Gadon also performs her own nudity.
says who
Sarah Gadon.
Well I'm surprised. She actually lived up to all your hype. That's a 10/10.
yeah right
>has to immediately resort to spamming a nude scene
meanwhile the other celebs can win with sfw alone, even while having nude scenes
Sarah Gadon already won with sfw. Some Gdon fans just really love posting her nudity.
I have no idea who the frick Sarah Gadon is or even what she looks like.
picture the blandest and most forgettable white chick
i hope sarah gadon's AIDS makes her expire
Did he star in anything good since Mad Men, other than passable comedies?
Baby Driver
Nothing worth mentioning. This movie will be his greatest role with an Oscar Winning director and Sarah Gadon.
No, Gadongay, I am not.