Jonah is just hitting his prime

Jonah is just hitting his prime

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    that she-boon declining a kiss really messed with his head

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      this. someone was paid to kiss him and refused. then he was humiliated again when it was reported on.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      this. someone was paid to kiss him and refused. then he was humiliated again when it was reported on.

      qrd?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Women use pussy and think men owe them everything.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://nypost.com/2023/02/08/you-people-kiss-between-jonah-hill-lauren-london-faked-with-cgi-actor-claims/
        basically a sheboon refused to kiss him so they had to cgi it

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    he’s going skinhead mode, Jonah is the believer

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      More like Bobcat Goldthwaite energy.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Twitter screenshot

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice selfie

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s almost as if Cinemaphile is just more or less a message board that discusses news from mainstream (social)media.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >its almost as if
        go back and never return.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Your argument would hold more weight if half the threads in the Cinemaphile catalog at any given time didn’t start with a reposted TikTok webm. I’m sure you never click on those of course.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Following the link and screenshotting the actual news article goes a long way towards making a thread look less like an advertisement. Or if you truly care about the quality of your thread, providing the headline image alone with no social media frame and an archived link to the article would be the ideal way to go about things.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      > Twitter
      Who?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's called X now chud

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to be as fat as he was, dudes hiding a lot of loose skin under that shirt

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jonah's a rich actor. He's probably seen a plastic surgeon.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        apparently not yet, you can see how his skin is drooping where his pecs are vs his nips

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Believe it or not there's no surgery for nipples. He probably removed his belly skin but that's it.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Of course there is lmao, they've been reducing nipple skin for at least 20 years

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can see his droopy nipples through his shirt.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      loose skin is better than being a lard ass.

      >t. down from size 52 pants to size 36 pants so far

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Proud of you, anon.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        holy fug bro that's impressive. keep up the good work.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      is that why his nipples are down to his belly button?

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    JUST

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love Trump.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        We're so lucky we got him as pres even if it was only 4 years. Trump knew how to give memorable speeches biden doesn't have a single one yet

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I love Cobson

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        in october 2016 america passed 200 million registered voters
        in 2020 the census reported a turnout of 66.7% with 155 million votes for the presidential election
        that means america registered 33 million new voters in just 4 years, after taking almost 100 years since the womens voting rights amendment to get to 200 million
        its simply absurd on its face people

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        same

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He ain't wrong.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I cant believe this shit-brick was our president. What a fricking butthole

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why bother crying about it he hasn’t been president for 3 years

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I cant believe this shit-brick will be our president again. What a fricking butthole

        fixd

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          lolno
          back to your containment board, election tourist

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          2 weeks and the supreme court will make him president again migabros!!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        give it a rest homosexual

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        its been almost an entire presidential cycle and youre still crying about trump instead of talking about biden. Interesting!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Uhh.. amerisisters?
        You didn't exactly upgrade now did you?
        >senile deepstate glowBlack person leads the charge into WW3

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >yo lil donnie!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Finding zero humor in the tweet posted
        Truly, progressives are bitter and miserable human beings.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        shut up queer nobody likes you go gargle testicles somewhere else

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          So does the anti-beetus magic of Ozempic cancel out the beetus risk from cutting too quickly?

          the ESL mexicans are here

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            How moronic are you?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            pero QUE QUIEREN LOS JALOWINS?????

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Racist much? What an butthole.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your nipples are protruding.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Presidents bomb and kill innocent people every day
        >I sleep
        >President is rude
        >FRICKING butthole

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Go back.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love Trump.

      We're so lucky we got him as pres even if it was only 4 years. Trump knew how to give memorable speeches biden doesn't have a single one yet

      I cant believe this shit-brick was our president. What a fricking butthole

      I miss his tweets so much

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's better that he isn't on there now. Lil Donnie backed down and moved left when De Sneedis threw down the gauntlet.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Lil Donnie backed down and moved left when De Sneedis threw down the gauntlet.
          The biggest criticism against Trump is that he is a israelite puppet. All DeSantis had to do was be less of a israelite puppet, yet he just couldn't manage it. He fumbled the bag so hard. Oh well, there's always 2028.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >capt singleton
        do amerilards really?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      One of the GOAT tweets. Trump should have genuinely been a screenwriter or something.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >implying he isn't using Seinfeld routines to get re-elected

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's entering his leukemia arc

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He’s genuinely going to rope isn’t he

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hitting the prime rib?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Soon, we just need a little more time

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      MORE

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just 2 more weeks

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      AHHHHHHHHHH FRICK YOU

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lost weight
    >got rid of ponytail cope
    >dressing nicer
    He can't do anything about the tattoo copes that he went through, but at least he's not a fat and poorly-dressed anymore.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can't you get tattoos removed?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes but it's painful and leaves scars

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Laser tattoo removal has gone a long way. Clinics with proper equipment almost leave no visible scars. It feels like getting burned by cooking oil.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It would be extremely painful.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's a big, then small, then big, then small again guy.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Eh, kind of.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tattoo removal uses pulsed lasers to crack the dye granules (the heat gradient makes them rupture), the cracked granules are then removed by your bodys lymph system. It's a gradual process.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He needs to do something about that head and face. They're very unfortunate and an assault on the eyes.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's still bleaching his eyebrows and possibly also his shaved head, lol.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Won't eyebrow bleaching be dangerous to your eyes?

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    skinny ass homie bout ready for a mf zoot suit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Underrated

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Jonah's soul when it sees a new personality to download

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >losing weight before building muscle
    Now he looks like a cokehead auschwitz survivor

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      gigafatties should lose the weight first.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fatties can lose weight while gaining muscle.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically looking better than he has in a long time. He's almost certainly going to balloon back up as always, but for now there is hope.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he was mean to me in instagram dms 🙁
    >JONAH HILL COMMITED IS ACCUSED OF BRUTAL ABUSE crime BY HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND!
    are women really

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      he literally told him not to post bikini pictures and have weekly slumber parties at other men's houses. that's as bad as murdering two men.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This was his prime though.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nicktoons awards giganeckbeard-era Jonah was his peak

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      he really does look better on the right than in any other picture ive seen of him.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Bob Dylan: Street Tough era was great. Shame it only lasted about a week.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Proof that tattoos make most people just look worse

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's a big get

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      looks a lot better without tats

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        everyone does

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      2nd pic, he almost looks hot

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks great but ironically that's his most "dead inside" look too.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No this was after the Ornella shit and he coped by losing weight and then did 21 Jump Street then he gained it back a bit over the years

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The problem here was he was all upper body Hollywood-workout-to-look-good—as fast as possible for the shoot.
      He obviously skipped leg and core, so he had no base to fall back on when he started slipping

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      he wouldnt be a wealthy known actor if he wasnt the left for a long time.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jonah looks like one of the guys I don't give money to on the street

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >HEY SMOOTHSKIN

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >releases private messages trying to destroy him
    >all the messages are fairly mature and reasonable

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf? How does this guy gain and lose weight so fast. He looks like an auschwitz resident

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He hasn't been fat for a few years

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      BED
      I gain/lose 100lb like every other year

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        If it helps push you to change, that's a way to get Type II diabetes and end up fatally American. Wish you well xo

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ok go to website? Ok, how about I go to Cinemaphile? Who's laughing now?!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i love how they shooped the nips higher
      thats dedication

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ah yes, this used to be a meme for a while.
      How far we came.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No leg day = loss your gains the moment you have a bad few months

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They have awoken the sleeping giant.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jonah bros? We're almost there.
    Now he needs to gear some trent and hit the gym.
    Ornella be ready.

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He did literally nothing wrong

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's made a lot of mistakes in his life, just like the rest of us

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He got that ozempic stare

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He cured Kanye of his antisemitism. Jonah is a national treasure.

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    abuse allegations? is breaking up with someone "abuse" now? what the frick are they talking about?

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Idk I think he looks okay here, better than being a fatass
    Tbh he's finally pulling off the look he wants, if I didn't know any better I'd say he was some kind of minor NYC skate/art/barber hangers-on type guy
    Too bad he'll always be a lame wanna-be

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hitting your peak, the peak of your hairline

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ANY THINNER JONAH AND ITLL BE SIX MILLION AND ONE
    Jesus Christ how did she get away with it ?

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He gives me similar vibes of the israelite producer from Tropic Thunder. Doesn't look bad to be honest. If he gets a bit muscular he could even be handsome for a middle aged guy.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can he finally shake Ornella and find happiness? Or will he relapse into despair, put the weight back on, and "reinvent" himself yet again?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You mean Tom Cruise in a fat suit?

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    THAT MEANS ITS WORKING

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He looks all fricked up
    Like he doesn't fit in his own skin both literally and figuratively

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He’s a man punished by his woman, his industry, and his society
      Although he inspires love in the hearts of even the most hateful neo-nazis (black), he still can’t inspire love for himself in his own heart

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are his nipples so low?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sagging skin, it's what happens when fatties lose weight.

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is what total Jonah victory looks like

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks much better here.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      his smile and optimism
      restored
      after all the attempts to find himself
      >funny fat guy
      >skater bro
      >serious actor
      >NYC hipster
      >self improvement guru
      >women respector
      >surfer dude
      hes finally hit his stride, as a hobo

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hes finally hit his stride, as a hobo
        punished surfer hobo

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          lel you see surf hobos all over socal beaches these days
          that and mexicans

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          can't believe tom hanks fricking made it after all those years, where's wilson

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Kek. In all honesty, though, to me this was his best look.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          looks like the monty python it's guy

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          He could play an AB lifer.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      homie looks like a male crack prostitute
      love from kazakhstan

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      looking good for a ugly israelite

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look at this fake smile on this giant head.
      It must be hard playing happy now for the vultures.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How big is that car? Is this a shop?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hes an average guy

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          for you

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        americans love big cars

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like his kicks.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s either 2x scale prop car from ant man or he’s 3 feet tall

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      he looks deflated

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      homie looks like a male crack prostitute
      love from kazakhstan

      Funnily enough I was gonna say he reminds me a bit of Aaron Paul.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bros we’re gonna make it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >PU
      Lmao God subtly dabbing on Jonah.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look at how short he is

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit what a manlet

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      If he dyed his hair and beard black he could change his name to Juan Colinas and live amongst the cholos of LA.

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The sag on those breasts

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder this is all fallout from him calling that one a paparazzi a homosexual. He never recovered after almost being cancelled

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    he looks like he's on his way to a trade show to do a presentation on his new brand of windows siding and doors

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    DUDE WHY WONT MY GF WEAR A HIJAB WHILE SURFING WHAT A FUXKING prostitute

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m pretty sure this proves the holocaust was real

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    still hotter than florence pig

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they always looked confused by the paparazzi?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >walk out of store
      >someone 200 feet down the road starts screaming your name
      >as you look to the group of photographers, they start screaming over eeach other incoherently to get your attention

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      why do you always look like a homosexual moron everywhere you go?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        jonah please, we're being very kind in this thread to you for once

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry brah just been real on edge as of late you know how it be dude. Gotta get back and hit the gnar those waves are like my meditation. Anyways peace n love s'all good

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jonah is spiritually late teens/early 20s.

    How do I attain this?

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man switches his aesthetic every month. Last I saw he was in Plato mode

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    he looks like adam sessler now

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is he that coke guy ?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, hes preparing for his biopic.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Donny Long did nothing wrong

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    homie on the ozempic satanic drug

  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do some people look better fat?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      he has a fat soul screaming to get out

  48. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    how is there so many paparazzis following him specifically, no other celebrity has so many candid shots as he does

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no other celebrity has so many candid shots as he does

      Yes they do, they just don't get posted on Cinemaphile which is what you limit your browsing to.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It boggles the mind the lack of thought anons put into their posts. Like they literally have no worldview outside of what they see posted here.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It boggles the mind the lack of thought anons put into their posts. Like they literally have no worldview outside of what they see posted here.

        you're not better than us, redditors
        go back

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I’m just correctly calling you stupid. Seriously, explain yourself and this

          how is there so many paparazzis following him specifically, no other celebrity has so many candid shots as he does

          post. What was the thought process here?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Celebrities call the papparazzi to get photographed. You really think they're just running around looking for celebs?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ou really think they're just running around looking for celebs?
        No, usually they're lurking somewhere

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You really think they're just running around looking for celebs?
        Considering they’re all grouped in LA. Yeah? That’s how the business works. There’s people who grift selling autographs so I don’t know how you find this so improbable

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why is the paparazzi obsessed with Jonah?
      They almost ended his career ten years ago so he makes for a good target.
      >Actor Jonah Hill has apologized for using a homophobic slur towards a paparazzo who mocked his floral print shorts.

      >TMZ posted a video on Tuesday that shows paparazzi following Hill in Los Angeles. One person can be heard heckling Hill, at one point saying: "I like the shorts though, bro. They are pretty sexy."

      >At the end of the minute-long video, Hill, a two-time Academy award nominee, tells the heckler: “Suck my dick, you homosexual.”

      >Hours after the video was posted, Hill went on The Howard Stern Show to apologize for using the slur.

      >“What I said in that moment was a disgusting and hurtful term,” Hill said. “I should have said either nothing or just ‘Frick you’.”
      It's no surprise he became extremely feminized after this

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He also could've just said "thanks bro" lol why are his only options to seethe silently or seethe loudly?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        im on team jonah for this one
        /ourhomophobe/

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        he went on jimmy falons show too and apologized awkwardly, it was a humiliation ritual moment

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he makes for a good target.
        This. Paparazzi, especially around LA and NY, are notorious for trying to rile celebrities up to get them on camera doing angry shit, and once that gets out, everybody starts doing it. TMZ tormented Brad Garrett like this. He ended up assaulting one of them, broke another one's camera and threatened them a bunch of times, only so they could capture it all on video and make a public show of suing him for it. Jonah is their latest lolcow.

        And them knowing that 99% of people won't take the bait gives them ridiculous balls. So much so they had to start passing laws.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        im on team jonah for this one
        /ourhomophobe/

        >jonah goes to website
        >becomes indoctrinated by incels and now hates homosexuals
        based

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >wants to become a fashion guru
        >immediately starts malding when someone makes a joke about his shorts

  49. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Happy the israelite got to have a kid. Anyone who misses that opportunity hasn't lived a full life

  50. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can fat people loose weight slowly and gradually retract the skin?
    t. have fat gf who is currently losing weight

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you fast your skin tightens

  51. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick he’s so hot

  52. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  53. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like he's been abused

  54. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks like he just got released from Auschwitz

  55. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The vicious assault from Ornella, left a permanent crippling scar on his incorporeal being. The body, and mind, reflect the incorporeal, but do not affect it. He knows he's a broken man, just waiting for the end.

  56. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    YEA
    IM THINKIN IM BACK

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >B-ACK

  57. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    His nipples are where my belly button is.

  58. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jonah said 1488

  59. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    he looks like a chef at an okay restaurant that charges $50 a plate and has people screaming like they're in a high end restaurant in the back

  60. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Those baggy former-fat-guy pants

  61. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    we are so fricking back Jonahbros

  62. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does this lil' shlomo go through an identity crisis every 6 months?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking hell.

  63. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    he got AIDS from Rogan

  64. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoy periodically being updated on the slow burn tragedy that is jonahs life

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me too; I have actual sympathy for Shia, so it's cringe humor to see what mess he's making, and he's much more self-destructive. Jonah's just a fake, insecure butthole that wants to be the center of attention, and he's been spiraling lamely for years.

  65. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He is fricking trash with no charisma that can't carry a movie by himself. He needs a leading man.

  66. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    bro buy some tailored or fitted clothing you look homeless

  67. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    STILL LOOKIN GOOD!

    but seriously... why does the subway diet always work so well for israeli pedophiles?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jared looking rough

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the subway diet
      Jonah abuses ozempic now.

  68. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    fat jonah seemed like less of a homosexual

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah you're just a fatty

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fat people are actually really funny and nice, that's why I stuff my face every day

  69. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm assuming his Grateful Dead biopic directed by Scorcese where he plays Jerry Garcia is dead in the water now right? To be fair though Jerry was kinda thin early on, maybe he's going /thinspo/ to nail the role

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jerry Garcia should be played by a Latino dude. If Feldstein does it it's appropriation. Representation matters.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It should be me. I can be the other Cuban-American millennial actor with Oscar Isaac. Isaac doesn't even look that Cuban, he's too handsome. We're all ratfaced fricks.

  70. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need Jonah's secret. Is it semaglutide?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Obesity is solved.

      Now we just need some kind of drug for balding bros

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Should be simple genetic editing, it's a very singular process from Norwood I to II. I don't know about 0 to I.

  71. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    ornellabros, i’m scared…

  72. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's kinda sad how he keeps trying to "reinvent" himself into so many different looks. At this point he's probably gonna end up being a meth head on skidrow.

  73. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gimme the Adam Sessler, senpai

  74. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like he's one meth hit away from being an actual cannibal.

  75. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not sure if that actually happened, but it'd be hilarious if it did.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >One may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a israelite and you will be astonished at how he recoils.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I've been found out

  76. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    because he monke

  77. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think looking like Adam Sessler is prime

  78. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are ~~*they*~~ out to get him?

  79. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    His prime was clearly in Superbad times, thin Jonah is a fricking homosexual

  80. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ozempic

  81. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to push him in front of a train

  82. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He looks unwell, I'm worried

  83. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    hollywood bullied him into being a rail thin twink. unbelievable.

  84. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black folk tongue my anus

  85. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >comfy
    >bald
    >in his lane
    >flourishing
    this is what winning looks like, ornella-curse lifted, sunny days ahead

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Getting cucked by malcom in the middle isnt very comfy

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        qrd?

  86. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jonahbros...
    Did /ourguy/ just defeat Ornella?

    Jonah as the next Bond?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ornella is eternal and will never be defeated

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't even know what would happen if they reunited. Would she remember him? Would he panic? Kill her?

  87. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    he looks more israeli now

  88. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just a reminder to everyone that jonah pays shills to spread his image in a positive light
    Anybody doing so is actively supporting a israelite and should be ashamed of themselves and banned from entering god’s kingdom in the afterlife, even Jesus Christ himself said the israelites must not be trusted

  89. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why has this repulsive creep been shoved in our faces for 20 years? Same for Seth Rogan. And Adam Sandler before them

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      adam sandler produced a lot of his films himself.

  90. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Constantly changing one's appearance is a textbook sign of paranoia. Every time I see this Black person he looks different.

  91. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm happy for him, but your "prime" is 18-25. Everything in your body starts degrading at 25. That's the apex. He's doing well, but that's your prime. If you're wasting your time while you're young and just getting fat and shitty, sitting around, not working out, not doing things you need to wake the frick up.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't feel like I entered my prime until I was 25. 18 was definitely still something of a child entering adulthood. Although it's different with anyone. But I'm superior now than I was then.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. 18 year old senior

  92. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He has aids doesn’t he

  93. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    self improvement is a pathway to many abilities some would consider to be unnatural

  94. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    what if he shaved those blonde pubes off, he could look almost like a human

  95. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that hairline
    just when we thought he was getting out of the JUST house...

  96. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    His girlfriends ass has a left cheek, a right cheek, and Malcolm in the middld

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this real? He got cucked by fricking Malcolm in the Middle?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      what an obnoxious c**t

  97. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit, his nipples are touching his abs

  98. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  99. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >unrecognizable
    I recognize him, he's the homeless crackhead who skulks next to the CVS on my corner

  100. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn’t this like the seventh time he’s gone from fat to thin?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      the problem with reaching that level of obesity is that you basically have to fight your own fricked up instincts for the rest of your life or you'll completely backslide

  101. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    hes getting that israelite piece of shit look

  102. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    At what weight do you start developing loose skin when you lose it? I know age also plays a factor. Ive been losing weight, down to 190 from 230. Still got more to lose. Surely i wont get loose skin right? Not a ozempic homosexual either so that will help right?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cutting from 230 you won't have any issues unless you're a dwarf whose healthy weight is sub 100.
      Unless your weightloss is measured in hundreds of pounds, loose skin is a non-issue.
      Good luck, bro. You're gonna make it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What are you doing to lost weight? Just curious cause Ive always had trouble

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gj bro, keep it up.

  103. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does Jonah post here?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      All the Feldstein defenders are Feldstein

  104. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jonah, for the love of God
    just keep the weight off and stop trying to reinvent yourself and fricking everything up

  105. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So does the anti-beetus magic of Ozempic cancel out the beetus risk from cutting too quickly?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zero chance you can just stop taking Ozempic right? I mean taking insulin shots to lose fricking weight has to frick your bodies natural ability to produce insulin

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Absolutely, you'd need to wean off of it or you would be diabetic until your body rights itself

  106. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jonah Hill always has this crazed look in his eye for maybe the past 10 years. Its a look that shows he's both in pain and constantly on the defensive. He's always very defensive of criticism and overly sensitive.

    Why is he like that?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, who isn't? You think the average Cinemaphile poster could handle being a celebrity?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you grew up fat you will always mentally be fat even if you lose the weight.

  107. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Losing and gaining 100s of pounds over and over ages you worse than meth

  108. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This place is like the movie with the guy who wakes up in the same day every day.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      catched

  109. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's overdosing on ozempic

  110. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    was it worth it jonah? shitting and puking your guts out for the rest of your life. just to get back at some french prostitute?

  111. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    these threads are always hilarious this man inspires so much vitriol

  112. 9 months ago
    sage

    Imagine stretch marks and LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE skin, fricking gross,

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
  113. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Preparing for a new role as a holocaust "survivor"
    ?

  114. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why dont he just convert his mass into muscle?
    That fat dude from American History X and My Name is Earl did this and looks great.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here's the guy. Jonah should befriend him and follow his advices.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Seeing Randy at the gym reminded me of number 47 on my list: putting hidden cameras in the women's restroom at the planet fitness

  115. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liekd his greek philosopher look more.

  116. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    this homie look like he belong in a JOHN Stienbeck movie lol lmao

  117. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    His face is still cringe tho. He should also get plastic surgery.

  118. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    he looks like he has cancer

  119. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    he knocked this broad up and just had a kid
    he lost the weight
    he's worth 70 million USD.
    his ex must be fuming, as she tries to scrape together a few bucks from surfing lessons.

  120. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He may look weird but I guarantee physically he feels better than he ever did as a fat guy. Being fat sucks. Constant aches and pains.

  121. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me its Sarah Gadon

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