https://nypost.com/2023/02/08/you-people-kiss-between-jonah-hill-lauren-london-faked-with-cgi-actor-claims/
basically a sheboon refused to kiss him so they had to cgi it
Your argument would hold more weight if half the threads in the Cinemaphile catalog at any given time didn’t start with a reposted TikTok webm. I’m sure you never click on those of course.
Following the link and screenshotting the actual news article goes a long way towards making a thread look less like an advertisement. Or if you truly care about the quality of your thread, providing the headline image alone with no social media frame and an archived link to the article would be the ideal way to go about things.
in october 2016 america passed 200 million registered voters
in 2020 the census reported a turnout of 66.7% with 155 million votes for the presidential election
that means america registered 33 million new voters in just 4 years, after taking almost 100 years since the womens voting rights amendment to get to 200 million
its simply absurd on its face people
>Lil Donnie backed down and moved left when De Sneedis threw down the gauntlet.
The biggest criticism against Trump is that he is a israelite puppet. All DeSantis had to do was be less of a israelite puppet, yet he just couldn't manage it. He fumbled the bag so hard. Oh well, there's always 2028.
>lost weight >got rid of ponytail cope >dressing nicer
He can't do anything about the tattoo copes that he went through, but at least he's not a fat and poorly-dressed anymore.
Tattoo removal uses pulsed lasers to crack the dye granules (the heat gradient makes them rupture), the cracked granules are then removed by your bodys lymph system. It's a gradual process.
The problem here was he was all upper body Hollywood-workout-to-look-good—as fast as possible for the shoot.
He obviously skipped leg and core, so he had no base to fall back on when he started slipping
Idk I think he looks okay here, better than being a fatass
Tbh he's finally pulling off the look he wants, if I didn't know any better I'd say he was some kind of minor NYC skate/art/barber hangers-on type guy
Too bad he'll always be a lame wanna-be
He gives me similar vibes of the israelite producer from Tropic Thunder. Doesn't look bad to be honest. If he gets a bit muscular he could even be handsome for a middle aged guy.
He’s a man punished by his woman, his industry, and his society
Although he inspires love in the hearts of even the most hateful neo-nazis (black), he still can’t inspire love for himself in his own heart
his smile and optimism
restored
after all the attempts to find himself >funny fat guy >skater bro >serious actor >NYC hipster >self improvement guru >women respector >surfer dude
hes finally hit his stride, as a hobo
>walk out of store >someone 200 feet down the road starts screaming your name >as you look to the group of photographers, they start screaming over eeach other incoherently to get your attention
Sorry brah just been real on edge as of late you know how it be dude. Gotta get back and hit the gnar those waves are like my meditation. Anyways peace n love s'all good
>You really think they're just running around looking for celebs?
Considering they’re all grouped in LA. Yeah? That’s how the business works. There’s people who grift selling autographs so I don’t know how you find this so improbable
>why is the paparazzi obsessed with Jonah?
They almost ended his career ten years ago so he makes for a good target. >Actor Jonah Hill has apologized for using a homophobic slur towards a paparazzo who mocked his floral print shorts.
>TMZ posted a video on Tuesday that shows paparazzi following Hill in Los Angeles. One person can be heard heckling Hill, at one point saying: "I like the shorts though, bro. They are pretty sexy."
>At the end of the minute-long video, Hill, a two-time Academy award nominee, tells the heckler: “Suck my dick, you homosexual.”
>Hours after the video was posted, Hill went on The Howard Stern Show to apologize for using the slur.
>“What I said in that moment was a disgusting and hurtful term,” Hill said. “I should have said either nothing or just ‘Frick you’.”
It's no surprise he became extremely feminized after this
>he makes for a good target.
This. Paparazzi, especially around LA and NY, are notorious for trying to rile celebrities up to get them on camera doing angry shit, and once that gets out, everybody starts doing it. TMZ tormented Brad Garrett like this. He ended up assaulting one of them, broke another one's camera and threatened them a bunch of times, only so they could capture it all on video and make a public show of suing him for it. Jonah is their latest lolcow.
And them knowing that 99% of people won't take the bait gives them ridiculous balls. So much so they had to start passing laws.
The vicious assault from Ornella, left a permanent crippling scar on his incorporeal being. The body, and mind, reflect the incorporeal, but do not affect it. He knows he's a broken man, just waiting for the end.
Me too; I have actual sympathy for Shia, so it's cringe humor to see what mess he's making, and he's much more self-destructive. Jonah's just a fake, insecure butthole that wants to be the center of attention, and he's been spiraling lamely for years.
I'm assuming his Grateful Dead biopic directed by Scorcese where he plays Jerry Garcia is dead in the water now right? To be fair though Jerry was kinda thin early on, maybe he's going /thinspo/ to nail the role
It should be me. I can be the other Cuban-American millennial actor with Oscar Isaac. Isaac doesn't even look that Cuban, he's too handsome. We're all ratfaced fricks.
It's kinda sad how he keeps trying to "reinvent" himself into so many different looks. At this point he's probably gonna end up being a meth head on skidrow.
>One may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a israelite and you will be astonished at how he recoils.
Just a reminder to everyone that jonah pays shills to spread his image in a positive light
Anybody doing so is actively supporting a israelite and should be ashamed of themselves and banned from entering god’s kingdom in the afterlife, even Jesus Christ himself said the israelites must not be trusted
I'm happy for him, but your "prime" is 18-25. Everything in your body starts degrading at 25. That's the apex. He's doing well, but that's your prime. If you're wasting your time while you're young and just getting fat and shitty, sitting around, not working out, not doing things you need to wake the frick up.
I don't feel like I entered my prime until I was 25. 18 was definitely still something of a child entering adulthood. Although it's different with anyone. But I'm superior now than I was then.
the problem with reaching that level of obesity is that you basically have to fight your own fricked up instincts for the rest of your life or you'll completely backslide
At what weight do you start developing loose skin when you lose it? I know age also plays a factor. Ive been losing weight, down to 190 from 230. Still got more to lose. Surely i wont get loose skin right? Not a ozempic homosexual either so that will help right?
Cutting from 230 you won't have any issues unless you're a dwarf whose healthy weight is sub 100.
Unless your weightloss is measured in hundreds of pounds, loose skin is a non-issue.
Good luck, bro. You're gonna make it.
Zero chance you can just stop taking Ozempic right? I mean taking insulin shots to lose fricking weight has to frick your bodies natural ability to produce insulin
Jonah Hill always has this crazed look in his eye for maybe the past 10 years. Its a look that shows he's both in pain and constantly on the defensive. He's always very defensive of criticism and overly sensitive.
he knocked this broad up and just had a kid
he lost the weight
he's worth 70 million USD.
his ex must be fuming, as she tries to scrape together a few bucks from surfing lessons.
that she-boon declining a kiss really messed with his head
this. someone was paid to kiss him and refused. then he was humiliated again when it was reported on.
qrd?
Women use pussy and think men owe them everything.
https://nypost.com/2023/02/08/you-people-kiss-between-jonah-hill-lauren-london-faked-with-cgi-actor-claims/
basically a sheboon refused to kiss him so they had to cgi it
he’s going skinhead mode, Jonah is the believer
More like Bobcat Goldthwaite energy.
>Twitter screenshot
nice selfie
It’s almost as if Cinemaphile is just more or less a message board that discusses news from mainstream (social)media.
>its almost as if
go back and never return.
Your argument would hold more weight if half the threads in the Cinemaphile catalog at any given time didn’t start with a reposted TikTok webm. I’m sure you never click on those of course.
Following the link and screenshotting the actual news article goes a long way towards making a thread look less like an advertisement. Or if you truly care about the quality of your thread, providing the headline image alone with no social media frame and an archived link to the article would be the ideal way to go about things.
> Twitter
Who?
It's called X now chud
I used to be as fat as he was, dudes hiding a lot of loose skin under that shirt
Jonah's a rich actor. He's probably seen a plastic surgeon.
apparently not yet, you can see how his skin is drooping where his pecs are vs his nips
Believe it or not there's no surgery for nipples. He probably removed his belly skin but that's it.
Of course there is lmao, they've been reducing nipple skin for at least 20 years
You can see his droopy nipples through his shirt.
loose skin is better than being a lard ass.
>t. down from size 52 pants to size 36 pants so far
Proud of you, anon.
holy fug bro that's impressive. keep up the good work.
is that why his nipples are down to his belly button?
JUST
I love Trump.
We're so lucky we got him as pres even if it was only 4 years. Trump knew how to give memorable speeches biden doesn't have a single one yet
I love Cobson
in october 2016 america passed 200 million registered voters
in 2020 the census reported a turnout of 66.7% with 155 million votes for the presidential election
that means america registered 33 million new voters in just 4 years, after taking almost 100 years since the womens voting rights amendment to get to 200 million
its simply absurd on its face people
same
He ain't wrong.
I cant believe this shit-brick was our president. What a fricking butthole
Why bother crying about it he hasn’t been president for 3 years
>I cant believe this shit-brick will be our president again. What a fricking butthole
fixd
lolno
back to your containment board, election tourist
2 weeks and the supreme court will make him president again migabros!!
give it a rest homosexual
its been almost an entire presidential cycle and youre still crying about trump instead of talking about biden. Interesting!
Uhh.. amerisisters?
You didn't exactly upgrade now did you?
>senile deepstate glowBlack person leads the charge into WW3
>yo lil donnie!
>Finding zero humor in the tweet posted
Truly, progressives are bitter and miserable human beings.
shut up queer nobody likes you go gargle testicles somewhere else
the ESL mexicans are here
How moronic are you?
pero QUE QUIEREN LOS JALOWINS?????
Racist much? What an butthole.
Your nipples are protruding.
>Presidents bomb and kill innocent people every day
>I sleep
>President is rude
>FRICKING butthole
Go back.
I miss his tweets so much
It's better that he isn't on there now. Lil Donnie backed down and moved left when De Sneedis threw down the gauntlet.
>Lil Donnie backed down and moved left when De Sneedis threw down the gauntlet.
The biggest criticism against Trump is that he is a israelite puppet. All DeSantis had to do was be less of a israelite puppet, yet he just couldn't manage it. He fumbled the bag so hard. Oh well, there's always 2028.
>capt singleton
do amerilards really?
One of the GOAT tweets. Trump should have genuinely been a screenwriter or something.
>implying he isn't using Seinfeld routines to get re-elected
He's entering his leukemia arc
He’s genuinely going to rope isn’t he
Hitting the prime rib?
Soon, we just need a little more time
MORE
Just 2 more weeks
AHHHHHHHHHH FRICK YOU
>lost weight
>got rid of ponytail cope
>dressing nicer
He can't do anything about the tattoo copes that he went through, but at least he's not a fat and poorly-dressed anymore.
Can't you get tattoos removed?
Yes but it's painful and leaves scars
Laser tattoo removal has gone a long way. Clinics with proper equipment almost leave no visible scars. It feels like getting burned by cooking oil.
It would be extremely painful.
He's a big, then small, then big, then small again guy.
Eh, kind of.
Tattoo removal uses pulsed lasers to crack the dye granules (the heat gradient makes them rupture), the cracked granules are then removed by your bodys lymph system. It's a gradual process.
He needs to do something about that head and face. They're very unfortunate and an assault on the eyes.
he's still bleaching his eyebrows and possibly also his shaved head, lol.
Won't eyebrow bleaching be dangerous to your eyes?
skinny ass homie bout ready for a mf zoot suit
Underrated
Kek
>Jonah's soul when it sees a new personality to download
>losing weight before building muscle
Now he looks like a cokehead auschwitz survivor
gigafatties should lose the weight first.
Fatties can lose weight while gaining muscle.
Unironically looking better than he has in a long time. He's almost certainly going to balloon back up as always, but for now there is hope.
>he was mean to me in instagram dms 🙁
>JONAH HILL COMMITED IS ACCUSED OF BRUTAL ABUSE crime BY HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND!
are women really
he literally told him not to post bikini pictures and have weekly slumber parties at other men's houses. that's as bad as murdering two men.
This was his prime though.
Nicktoons awards giganeckbeard-era Jonah was his peak
he really does look better on the right than in any other picture ive seen of him.
The Bob Dylan: Street Tough era was great. Shame it only lasted about a week.
Proof that tattoos make most people just look worse
that's a big get
looks a lot better without tats
everyone does
2nd pic, he almost looks hot
Looks great but ironically that's his most "dead inside" look too.
No this was after the Ornella shit and he coped by losing weight and then did 21 Jump Street then he gained it back a bit over the years
The problem here was he was all upper body Hollywood-workout-to-look-good—as fast as possible for the shoot.
He obviously skipped leg and core, so he had no base to fall back on when he started slipping
he wouldnt be a wealthy known actor if he wasnt the left for a long time.
Jonah looks like one of the guys I don't give money to on the street
>HEY SMOOTHSKIN
>releases private messages trying to destroy him
>all the messages are fairly mature and reasonable
Wtf? How does this guy gain and lose weight so fast. He looks like an auschwitz resident
He hasn't been fat for a few years
BED
I gain/lose 100lb like every other year
If it helps push you to change, that's a way to get Type II diabetes and end up fatally American. Wish you well xo
>Ok go to website? Ok, how about I go to Cinemaphile? Who's laughing now?!
i love how they shooped the nips higher
thats dedication
Ah yes, this used to be a meme for a while.
How far we came.
No leg day = loss your gains the moment you have a bad few months
They have awoken the sleeping giant.
Jonah bros? We're almost there.
Now he needs to gear some trent and hit the gym.
Ornella be ready.
He did literally nothing wrong
he's made a lot of mistakes in his life, just like the rest of us
He got that ozempic stare
He cured Kanye of his antisemitism. Jonah is a national treasure.
abuse allegations? is breaking up with someone "abuse" now? what the frick are they talking about?
Idk I think he looks okay here, better than being a fatass
Tbh he's finally pulling off the look he wants, if I didn't know any better I'd say he was some kind of minor NYC skate/art/barber hangers-on type guy
Too bad he'll always be a lame wanna-be
Hitting your peak, the peak of your hairline
>ANY THINNER JONAH AND ITLL BE SIX MILLION AND ONE
Jesus Christ how did she get away with it ?
He gives me similar vibes of the israelite producer from Tropic Thunder. Doesn't look bad to be honest. If he gets a bit muscular he could even be handsome for a middle aged guy.
Can he finally shake Ornella and find happiness? Or will he relapse into despair, put the weight back on, and "reinvent" himself yet again?
You mean Tom Cruise in a fat suit?
THAT MEANS ITS WORKING
He looks all fricked up
Like he doesn't fit in his own skin both literally and figuratively
He’s a man punished by his woman, his industry, and his society
Although he inspires love in the hearts of even the most hateful neo-nazis (black), he still can’t inspire love for himself in his own heart
why are his nipples so low?
Sagging skin, it's what happens when fatties lose weight.
This is what total Jonah victory looks like
Looks much better here.
his smile and optimism
restored
after all the attempts to find himself
>funny fat guy
>skater bro
>serious actor
>NYC hipster
>self improvement guru
>women respector
>surfer dude
hes finally hit his stride, as a hobo
>hes finally hit his stride, as a hobo
punished surfer hobo
lel you see surf hobos all over socal beaches these days
that and mexicans
can't believe tom hanks fricking made it after all those years, where's wilson
Kek. In all honesty, though, to me this was his best look.
looks like the monty python it's guy
He could play an AB lifer.
homie looks like a male crack prostitute
love from kazakhstan
looking good for a ugly israelite
Look at this fake smile on this giant head.
It must be hard playing happy now for the vultures.
How big is that car? Is this a shop?
Hes an average guy
for you
americans love big cars
I like his kicks.
That’s either 2x scale prop car from ant man or he’s 3 feet tall
he looks deflated
Funnily enough I was gonna say he reminds me a bit of Aaron Paul.
Bros we’re gonna make it
>PU
Lmao God subtly dabbing on Jonah.
Look at how short he is
Holy shit what a manlet
If he dyed his hair and beard black he could change his name to Juan Colinas and live amongst the cholos of LA.
The sag on those breasts
Reminder this is all fallout from him calling that one a paparazzi a homosexual. He never recovered after almost being cancelled
he looks like he's on his way to a trade show to do a presentation on his new brand of windows siding and doors
DUDE WHY WONT MY GF WEAR A HIJAB WHILE SURFING WHAT A FUXKING prostitute
I’m pretty sure this proves the holocaust was real
still hotter than florence pig
Why do they always looked confused by the paparazzi?
>walk out of store
>someone 200 feet down the road starts screaming your name
>as you look to the group of photographers, they start screaming over eeach other incoherently to get your attention
why do you always look like a homosexual moron everywhere you go?
jonah please, we're being very kind in this thread to you for once
Sorry brah just been real on edge as of late you know how it be dude. Gotta get back and hit the gnar those waves are like my meditation. Anyways peace n love s'all good
Jonah is spiritually late teens/early 20s.
How do I attain this?
Man switches his aesthetic every month. Last I saw he was in Plato mode
he looks like adam sessler now
Is he that coke guy ?
No, hes preparing for his biopic.
Donny Long did nothing wrong
homie on the ozempic satanic drug
why do some people look better fat?
he has a fat soul screaming to get out
how is there so many paparazzis following him specifically, no other celebrity has so many candid shots as he does
>no other celebrity has so many candid shots as he does
Yes they do, they just don't get posted on Cinemaphile which is what you limit your browsing to.
It boggles the mind the lack of thought anons put into their posts. Like they literally have no worldview outside of what they see posted here.
you're not better than us, redditors
go back
I’m just correctly calling you stupid. Seriously, explain yourself and this
post. What was the thought process here?
Celebrities call the papparazzi to get photographed. You really think they're just running around looking for celebs?
>ou really think they're just running around looking for celebs?
No, usually they're lurking somewhere
>You really think they're just running around looking for celebs?
Considering they’re all grouped in LA. Yeah? That’s how the business works. There’s people who grift selling autographs so I don’t know how you find this so improbable
>why is the paparazzi obsessed with Jonah?
They almost ended his career ten years ago so he makes for a good target.
>Actor Jonah Hill has apologized for using a homophobic slur towards a paparazzo who mocked his floral print shorts.
>TMZ posted a video on Tuesday that shows paparazzi following Hill in Los Angeles. One person can be heard heckling Hill, at one point saying: "I like the shorts though, bro. They are pretty sexy."
>At the end of the minute-long video, Hill, a two-time Academy award nominee, tells the heckler: “Suck my dick, you homosexual.”
>Hours after the video was posted, Hill went on The Howard Stern Show to apologize for using the slur.
>“What I said in that moment was a disgusting and hurtful term,” Hill said. “I should have said either nothing or just ‘Frick you’.”
It's no surprise he became extremely feminized after this
He also could've just said "thanks bro" lol why are his only options to seethe silently or seethe loudly?
im on team jonah for this one
/ourhomophobe/
he went on jimmy falons show too and apologized awkwardly, it was a humiliation ritual moment
>he makes for a good target.
This. Paparazzi, especially around LA and NY, are notorious for trying to rile celebrities up to get them on camera doing angry shit, and once that gets out, everybody starts doing it. TMZ tormented Brad Garrett like this. He ended up assaulting one of them, broke another one's camera and threatened them a bunch of times, only so they could capture it all on video and make a public show of suing him for it. Jonah is their latest lolcow.
And them knowing that 99% of people won't take the bait gives them ridiculous balls. So much so they had to start passing laws.
>jonah goes to website
>becomes indoctrinated by incels and now hates homosexuals
based
>wants to become a fashion guru
>immediately starts malding when someone makes a joke about his shorts
Happy the israelite got to have a kid. Anyone who misses that opportunity hasn't lived a full life
Can fat people loose weight slowly and gradually retract the skin?
t. have fat gf who is currently losing weight
If you fast your skin tightens
Frick he’s so hot
He looks like he's been abused
looks like he just got released from Auschwitz
The vicious assault from Ornella, left a permanent crippling scar on his incorporeal being. The body, and mind, reflect the incorporeal, but do not affect it. He knows he's a broken man, just waiting for the end.
YEA
IM THINKIN IM BACK
>B-ACK
His nipples are where my belly button is.
Jonah said 1488
he looks like a chef at an okay restaurant that charges $50 a plate and has people screaming like they're in a high end restaurant in the back
>Those baggy former-fat-guy pants
we are so fricking back Jonahbros
Why does this lil' shlomo go through an identity crisis every 6 months?
Fricking hell.
he got AIDS from Rogan
I enjoy periodically being updated on the slow burn tragedy that is jonahs life
Me too; I have actual sympathy for Shia, so it's cringe humor to see what mess he's making, and he's much more self-destructive. Jonah's just a fake, insecure butthole that wants to be the center of attention, and he's been spiraling lamely for years.
He is fricking trash with no charisma that can't carry a movie by himself. He needs a leading man.
bro buy some tailored or fitted clothing you look homeless
STILL LOOKIN GOOD!
but seriously... why does the subway diet always work so well for israeli pedophiles?
Jared looking rough
>the subway diet
Jonah abuses ozempic now.
fat jonah seemed like less of a homosexual
Nah you're just a fatty
nah
>fat people are actually really funny and nice, that's why I stuff my face every day
I'm assuming his Grateful Dead biopic directed by Scorcese where he plays Jerry Garcia is dead in the water now right? To be fair though Jerry was kinda thin early on, maybe he's going /thinspo/ to nail the role
Jerry Garcia should be played by a Latino dude. If Feldstein does it it's appropriation. Representation matters.
It should be me. I can be the other Cuban-American millennial actor with Oscar Isaac. Isaac doesn't even look that Cuban, he's too handsome. We're all ratfaced fricks.
I need Jonah's secret. Is it semaglutide?
Yes. Obesity is solved.
Now we just need some kind of drug for balding bros
Should be simple genetic editing, it's a very singular process from Norwood I to II. I don't know about 0 to I.
ornellabros, i’m scared…
It's kinda sad how he keeps trying to "reinvent" himself into so many different looks. At this point he's probably gonna end up being a meth head on skidrow.
>gimme the Adam Sessler, senpai
He looks like he's one meth hit away from being an actual cannibal.
I'm not sure if that actually happened, but it'd be hilarious if it did.
>One may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a israelite and you will be astonished at how he recoils.
>I've been found out
because he monke
I don't think looking like Adam Sessler is prime
Why are ~~*they*~~ out to get him?
His prime was clearly in Superbad times, thin Jonah is a fricking homosexual
Ozempic
I want to push him in front of a train
He looks unwell, I'm worried
hollywood bullied him into being a rail thin twink. unbelievable.
Black folk tongue my anus
>comfy
>bald
>in his lane
>flourishing
this is what winning looks like, ornella-curse lifted, sunny days ahead
Getting cucked by malcom in the middle isnt very comfy
qrd?
Jonahbros...
Did /ourguy/ just defeat Ornella?
Jonah as the next Bond?
Ornella is eternal and will never be defeated
I don't even know what would happen if they reunited. Would she remember him? Would he panic? Kill her?
he looks more israeli now
Just a reminder to everyone that jonah pays shills to spread his image in a positive light
Anybody doing so is actively supporting a israelite and should be ashamed of themselves and banned from entering god’s kingdom in the afterlife, even Jesus Christ himself said the israelites must not be trusted
Why has this repulsive creep been shoved in our faces for 20 years? Same for Seth Rogan. And Adam Sandler before them
adam sandler produced a lot of his films himself.
Constantly changing one's appearance is a textbook sign of paranoia. Every time I see this Black person he looks different.
I'm happy for him, but your "prime" is 18-25. Everything in your body starts degrading at 25. That's the apex. He's doing well, but that's your prime. If you're wasting your time while you're young and just getting fat and shitty, sitting around, not working out, not doing things you need to wake the frick up.
I don't feel like I entered my prime until I was 25. 18 was definitely still something of a child entering adulthood. Although it's different with anyone. But I'm superior now than I was then.
t. 18 year old senior
He has aids doesn’t he
self improvement is a pathway to many abilities some would consider to be unnatural
what if he shaved those blonde pubes off, he could look almost like a human
>that hairline
just when we thought he was getting out of the JUST house...
His girlfriends ass has a left cheek, a right cheek, and Malcolm in the middld
Is this real? He got cucked by fricking Malcolm in the Middle?
what an obnoxious c**t
Holy shit, his nipples are touching his abs
>unrecognizable
I recognize him, he's the homeless crackhead who skulks next to the CVS on my corner
Isn’t this like the seventh time he’s gone from fat to thin?
the problem with reaching that level of obesity is that you basically have to fight your own fricked up instincts for the rest of your life or you'll completely backslide
hes getting that israelite piece of shit look
At what weight do you start developing loose skin when you lose it? I know age also plays a factor. Ive been losing weight, down to 190 from 230. Still got more to lose. Surely i wont get loose skin right? Not a ozempic homosexual either so that will help right?
Cutting from 230 you won't have any issues unless you're a dwarf whose healthy weight is sub 100.
Unless your weightloss is measured in hundreds of pounds, loose skin is a non-issue.
Good luck, bro. You're gonna make it.
What are you doing to lost weight? Just curious cause Ive always had trouble
Gj bro, keep it up.
Does Jonah post here?
All the Feldstein defenders are Feldstein
Jonah, for the love of God
just keep the weight off and stop trying to reinvent yourself and fricking everything up
So does the anti-beetus magic of Ozempic cancel out the beetus risk from cutting too quickly?
Zero chance you can just stop taking Ozempic right? I mean taking insulin shots to lose fricking weight has to frick your bodies natural ability to produce insulin
Absolutely, you'd need to wean off of it or you would be diabetic until your body rights itself
Jonah Hill always has this crazed look in his eye for maybe the past 10 years. Its a look that shows he's both in pain and constantly on the defensive. He's always very defensive of criticism and overly sensitive.
Why is he like that?
I mean, who isn't? You think the average Cinemaphile poster could handle being a celebrity?
If you grew up fat you will always mentally be fat even if you lose the weight.
Losing and gaining 100s of pounds over and over ages you worse than meth
This place is like the movie with the guy who wakes up in the same day every day.
catched
He's overdosing on ozempic
was it worth it jonah? shitting and puking your guts out for the rest of your life. just to get back at some french prostitute?
these threads are always hilarious this man inspires so much vitriol
Imagine stretch marks and LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE skin, fricking gross,
Preparing for a new role as a holocaust "survivor"
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Why dont he just convert his mass into muscle?
That fat dude from American History X and My Name is Earl did this and looks great.
Here's the guy. Jonah should befriend him and follow his advices.
>Seeing Randy at the gym reminded me of number 47 on my list: putting hidden cameras in the women's restroom at the planet fitness
I liekd his greek philosopher look more.
this homie look like he belong in a JOHN Stienbeck movie lol lmao
His face is still cringe tho. He should also get plastic surgery.
he looks like he has cancer
he knocked this broad up and just had a kid
he lost the weight
he's worth 70 million USD.
his ex must be fuming, as she tries to scrape together a few bucks from surfing lessons.
He may look weird but I guarantee physically he feels better than he ever did as a fat guy. Being fat sucks. Constant aches and pains.
For me its Sarah Gadon