Jonah, man

Why he did pass on this role? Would have been very iconic.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mindbroken by Ornella.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He knew what a turd it'd be and how the sequel would be canceled
    Now he can angle for a part in Zaslav's rebooted DCEU

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He should pass on seconds. Fat frick.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    tweedle dee or tweedle dum?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What role

      >have them be played by Seth Rogan and Jonah Hill

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Penguin. He thought he reached handsome lead levels like all israelites but hes just another danny devito to the mormal world

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    did they want him to play the penguin?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oswald Copplepot?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What role

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Popular villain "The Disfusting Bloated Failure"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Batmobile

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The batcave

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bruce Wayne / The Batman

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Penguin probably

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      jonah as mr freeze
      ornella as poison ivy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        deep fried version of that is kino and yes I'm also a fatass

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Scarecrow

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he's got better things to do

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      harold.jpg

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's a sexless couple if I've ever seen one.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        how do you tell that? in general? im curious.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's a sexless couple if I've ever seen one.

      Reeks of "Open relationship"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        imagine looking at two people and immediately thinking of cuckoldry. this is your brain on zogbot

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          no just looking a fat disgusting israelite and an attractive gentile woman and doing the quick back of the napkin calculation

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who would he play? Robin?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      More like Baskin Robins

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it was the penguin, he can't play fats no more.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why not

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he doesn't want to play fat roles no more.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Instead of passing on the role you should pass on the extra scoop of ice cream.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's over

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ):

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      when farrell was announced i thought hill was the better choice, but the mick nailed it
      i also thought classic riddler would be kino but he ended up getting mogged by penguin
      with this in mind i think they should get matt damon for btas style freeze

      lmao rekt

      Batman? More like fatman

      that's affleck

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Batman? More like fatman

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lel

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    thought he passed on

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he's a professional with refined tastes so he doesn't do capeshit, he wants to follow in the steps of his friend Leo.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if only things turned out differently

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      George get ipad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This would have been kino or at least better than actor playing a guy from jersey . Wtf thought that would be interesting. Why was he even called penguin? At least where a tuxedo fricking hack. Give it something

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The guy deserves more body positivity in his life, he genuinely tries to lose weight at times unlike pigs like Schumer who will get you cancelled if you call them fat.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >loses weight
      >doesn't get the israeli fat guy roles anymore
      >gets apathetic and puts weight back on
      being a fat actor sounds like true suffering

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm dropping all pretense of humor right now to say that Jonah has legitimately struggled with his identity because of this. There are so many instances of him getting extremely butthurt when he perceives someone as not respecting his acting. I can only imagine the pain of being a living joke because you are fat, then losing weight, taking a few serious roles, and you still get jokes like, "Oh you smell nice, I wouldn't have expected that," and not being respected at all.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I still have hope for him becoming crazy old man kino someday but that won't be for another 15 years at the very least

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I really do feel bad for fat people, even if they lose the weight. They are never truly free.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That thousand yard stare. I feel it in my soul.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He almost went Joker, holy shit. Imagine the kino if Jonah had continued.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >be gigarich from a well off family
            >everyone still shits on you
            damn

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe it was being the comic relief in dumb stoner comedies for 10 years at the beginning of his career and not because he is fat

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          dude he rose to fame by being the funny fatass. how entitled is he thinking now he is 'serious'. if he was serious from the start no one would ever care about him. he needs to embrace being the funny fat guy because that is what he is.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            if he wanted respect he should not have took that money and roles. can't have it both ways. you will find in life it is impossible to change your archetype

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Dan Fogler pulled it off. He was the funny fat guy now he's highly respected.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                yea so did Jim Carry, Robin Williams. comedians go serious all the time.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They all have good presence, Jonah comes off as nasally petulant even at his best

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              ok go to website

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >you will find in life it is impossible to change your archetype
              I learned this the hardest way possible. I liked portraying myself as an ironic dumb stoner, and I did that for too long and now my friends think I'm actually moronic.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                ironic dude weed lmao is still dude weed lmao

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The point is I acted one way for too long and it wasn't who I really am, yet it is how I am viewed.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                no the point is your friends are right: you're a dumb stoner
                but keep telling yourself you were merely pretending

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Never invited to hit the joint, huh?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                yeah you're so super cool bro
                except your friends think you're a moron
                and they're right

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Brad Pitt started in soap operas. I don't think it's fair to judge them on their early work.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Good looking guys are respected by everyone

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I distinctly remember tons of guys hitting the gym when Fight Club was released

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              yea so did Jim Carry, Robin Williams. comedians go serious all the time.

              Pitt and Williams both studied acting at Julliard before committing to serious roles and having breakout dramatic performances. Jonah just kept being a fat weed smoking moron and the results speak for themselves.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                welp can't really argue this one. it's over for me

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The real problem is that he wants all the rewards and recognition without doing any of the work. He wants to be taken seriously as an actor but doesn't put in the effort required and just wings it. He wants to lose weight so he gets liposuction and gains it all back within a few months. He's like this in all his endeavors. Look at his recent paintings for another example.

        Like a woman, he has no real interests and everything he does is purely performative. I'm surprised he hasn't feigned an interest in wine yet.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What are you talking about? Jonah is a great actor. his fluctuating weight is probably a result of no one recognizing him for hat they should. Just like you.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You are not "great" just "ok" Jonah.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          sounds like you're on point. he does seem to have an identity crisis and show off various new hobbies. you can't suddenly become a martial artists or a surfer like he tried to.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The identity crisis is a result of

            I'm dropping all pretense of humor right now to say that Jonah has legitimately struggled with his identity because of this. There are so many instances of him getting extremely butthurt when he perceives someone as not respecting his acting. I can only imagine the pain of being a living joke because you are fat, then losing weight, taking a few serious roles, and you still get jokes like, "Oh you smell nice, I wouldn't have expected that," and not being respected at all.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That Black person's never passed on a roll in his life.

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