JSA Storytime: Cerebus

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hello, Storyteller.

    So... Yeah. The horrific elephant in the room aside, Trails Update. CS4 is already looking up from CS3. Seriously though, "land of the free" is a frickin' lie.

    Welp. Let's "finish" this arc. Ah, there it is. The CurseTM. Seeing it in action immediately reminds me of The Curse of Hatred from Naruto. To be fair, it seems a bit less stupid here.

    Ah, invoking some Reich-y imagery here just in case we didn't get that the Empire has gone full on fascist. Hi Schera! And Jona!

    FRICK YES. Now see, I already knew Estelle and the others were in this game. I didn't know they'd be in the prologue and playable first. This fricking rules.

    I'm actually really digging how Estelle is portrayed here. She's still Estelle, but clearly she's matured and mellowed out a bit. It's so cool to see how our girl has grown.

    I gotta say though, Renne is the real standout here. She's still such a smug little shit. Also, she sips tea during her new S-Craft. The absolute gall of this girl.

    😀 Did Mariabell just introduce herself with an ojou-sama laugh? Amazing. Also, why is everyone taling she's somehow worse than Weissman? That is objectively incorrect.

    Okay, I am done being nice. Boo frickin' hoo, Claire. You're supposed to be smarter than this, so you should've realized you're one of the baddies sooner. Cry harder.

    RUNNING FIST BUMP! Agh! This is a strong opening, and I already like this game way better than 3. Though this just the start, so we'll see.

  2. 2 years ago
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        >Seagate Distributors

        Ah, comics, before the Diamond monopoly.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    At frickin last we get to visit the witch village. Been itching to see this place. I am much less excited about the Saint-Gral Labyrynth though. Why do you hate me, Cold Steel?

    Finally, playable Randy. Kinda weird that Crimson Gale is a normal craft now, but alright. Also, someone is really proud of Rose's smirking animation. Which is fair enough.

    ... Look. I really want to like this game, since CS3 was very disappointing, and I want this one to turn it around. So let's just pretend this hot springs scene didn't happen and move on.

    I was wondering how we'd get the soldats back. I guess it's safe to assume that Ollie is the one putting them where our heroes can find them.

    I will be upset if Ash and Joshua don't meet and hang out for a bit. Also, again loving how easy it is to convince the broody Hamel boy to come back.

    Is the implication here that The CurseTM only compels you to do things you'd already be inclined to do? Cause if so, it should be more explicit to alleviate the confusion.

    Wow, really? Gilbert? Ouroboros got so desperate to unfrick things that they sent in their dedicated jobber? That is both hilarious and just plan sad.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The later optional hot springs scenes are actually way funnier than that one that's just straight up assault. Go to the springs when you get new characters.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you, Celine! Although, this does kind of bring up the issue of the writers making the classic mistake that just because you lampshade something stupid, it doesn't suddenly make it okay.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what's up

    i wish i had content to post but i don't

    World's pretty shit huh

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    And now Rutger is a here. Bit of an escalation. Although, Zector turned out not that bad. Also, is it just me, or is he more... lively and aggressive lately?

    Extremely petty nitpick, but I really wish characters would stop referring to septium veins as 'spirit veins'. Legit got confused and thought that was a different thing for while.

    Heh. Real "subtle" with the hints about this being Altina's hometown and Diana being her mother, game. That and her occasional "I like water." thing.

    ... Lucy Seiland? As in Jenis Academy, daughter of Dr. Seiland, Lucy Seiland? ... OKAY. That's a frickin' pull. Not sure what the hell she and her b***hy friend are up to, but sure.

    Heh! So Musse is some kind of super brain genius resistance leader who predicted the civil war years in advance. Absurd as that is, she's way more interesting now.

    I think I just figured out why Cedric pisses me off so much. He's basically Gilbert, but we're meant to take him seriously. I do enjoy how the other villains bully him though.

    I gotta say, I think part of the reason I'm enjoying this a lot more so far is because a certain someone got benched, meaning the rest of the cast gets to be more active and developed.

    That's where I am so far. Only a few hours in, but things are looking up. In the video game, obviously, not so much in our sorry excuse for a nation.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hey OP. Sorry about all the news.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it sucks

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              Cerebus doing absurdist court drama is good

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                Fricking GENIUS!

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                I'm sorry I'm so distracted today, but we're on for Saturday

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                S'alright.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No need to apologize. It's completely understandable.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This dude's costume is giving off some uncanny Taz the Tasmanian Devil vibes. Especially with the weird side mouth.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That woman's shirt is too tight....

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >immigration shit
                Of course. Because we needed more depressing politics and barbarous violations of human rights. Thanks Dave, now shut up, please.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >absurdist
                ...

                Don't worry, they're getting there. There's a lot of rights, it's gonna take some time to overturn them all.

                The frickers didn't wait two hours to start salivating over destroying other rights.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I fear y'all are gonna be too burnt out by the world before we get to High Society, frick.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      brb I got roped into something

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There was a time we weren't burnt out on the world?

      These threads exist because OP was in an alcoholic spiral of depression and Cinemaphile browsing.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        OP did it first and did it best, I can only hope to match that drunkpost power someday

        Also Cerebus storytime has felt more depressed than usual, maybe it's just me projecting though

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Cerebus story time has been irregular, and the news has generally been bad through the lot of it, so we are just reflecting the world.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just think it's funny how over half the population are still expected to pay taxes after this. "Your lives mean less than nothing to us. Still give us money though."

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry, they're getting there. There's a lot of rights, it's gonna take some time to overturn them all.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Things would be so much simpler if they just ,are murder legal. The 2A anarchists would love it.

      brb I got roped into something

      It's okay, she's a good doggo.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry, they're getting there. There's a lot of rights, it's gonna take some time to overturn them all.

      >absurdist
      ...

      [...]
      The frickers didn't wait two hours to start salivating over destroying other rights.

      Speaking as a staunch pro-lifer, I am weirded out by how dead inside the whole affair leaves me.
      Though, I also hate most other pro-lifers.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's totally fine and not in any way hypocritical to be staunchly against abortion and also support peoples' natural right to bodily autonomy. There are many on the left who feel that way or are even religious. Most right pro-lifers are just lying about caring about life and actually just don't like women having sex.

        Things would be so much simpler if they just ,are murder legal. The 2A anarchists would love it.

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        It's okay, she's a good doggo.

        The Roe decision has finally changed my mind on gun rights, interpret that how you will.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Most right pro-lifers are just lying about caring about life and actually just don't like women having sex.
          Not in real life, just on Cinemaphile where everyone "trad" is just roleplaying.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I live in Texas, I went to high school and college here and debated people on it, it absolutely is just a matter of controlling women to most people here.
            As liberals say, if your problem with abortion genuinely is that killing fetuses overrides the right to choose whether your body can be used to support life, they'd be supporting welfare for mothers, forcing companies to allow both maternity and paternity leave, raising the standard of living across the board, generally giving mothers the fewest possible reasons to want to abort in the first place. Systemic problems call for *systemic* solutions, not abolition.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Also: Teaching Kids about Condoms.
              The unwillingness to teach kids about safe sex is part of the reason I hate other Pro-Lifers. You listed off the rest.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Don't forget the inexhaustible well of hypocrisy stewed into the whole mess.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You're a good person, anon.

                >immigration shit
                Of course. Because we needed more depressing politics and barbarous violations of human rights. Thanks Dave, now shut up, please.

                Nah those are clearly making fun of anti-immigration people. I think that may have been a hot topic at this time, going off of Eric Clapton's racist screed? That may have been earlier than this.
                I don't think Sim ever got racist, and certainly not at this point in the comic. It was a long time before he became explicitly right wing and it coincided with a religious rebirth. We have a long way to go before we get to that stuff.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >It was a long time before he became explicitly right wing and it coincided with a religious rebirth.
                ...

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                it'll actually be interested if/when we get there because I swear it's just straight up Otto Weininger

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                But yeah, the world sucks right now, and kiss church/state goodbye, you only get to have rights if they're "deeply historically rooted"

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                In high school I fought, almost literally with my fists, to get Protestant prayer out of the classrooms, alienated my family from the community, and... poof, gone.

                I hate that I would actually gladly take the reddit atheists back now.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe things will swing back to atheism being edgy and cool for the nihilist young dickbags again...

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The fact that somehow, 160 years later, the Confederacy is going to achieve some kind of zombie victory is so depressing.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Reconstruction didn't go far enough, our Uncle Billy is gonna have to come teach some Texan secessionists a lesson.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >"deeply historically rooted"
                The United States of America, as a nation has only existed for less than 250 years. We, as a nation simply do not have "deep historical roots" and our lack thereof was one of our greatest strengths and part of the reason we're not constantly at war with ourselves like our Continental Ancestors every half century.

                They get around that by abstracting the church. In Protestantism, there's a million subdivisions with no singular leader or organization, because they declared the Pope illegitimate half a millennia ago. There's no leading institution so there's no one to tax.

                Just means the smaller churches will get hit hard while the MegaChurches and Vatican Lobby themselves into an exception.

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                Planet Stories looks cool. I wanna know more about the Black Amazons of Mars!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I actually had that book. Black Amazon of Mars is a pulp planetary romance novella by Liegh Bracket.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks for running OP.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >jaka
                Hoo boy

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That bad, huh? Yikes.

                But yeah, the world sucks right now, and kiss church/state goodbye, you only get to have rights if they're "deeply historically rooted"

                >you only get to have rights if they're "deeply historically rooted"
                >tfw not white and extremely concerned about how far deep we're talking here
                Also, the church can damn well start paying taxes if they suddenly get to influence politics.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They get around that by abstracting the church. In Protestantism, there's a million subdivisions with no singular leader or organization, because they declared the Pope illegitimate half a millennia ago. There's no leading institution so there's no one to tax.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t take in the news.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I was once like you, happy and free and secure in my liberal axiomatic values.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, I just went crazy for a few years and I gotta be careful.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Robofricker here giving my regards.

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