Judd Apatow is currently screaming and crying about straight people not coming to see his gay movie.
People say it's mainly because the main actors aren't notable (and no one wants to watch gays on screen, but besides that.)
Now, if the main actors were say, Jim Parsons and Neil Patrick Harris, I gotta agree. I'd at least be slightly more intrigued to watch it beyond the gay themes.
Idk, Cinemaphile. What do you think?
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I'm leaning toward Cased, but I can certainly understand why one would call it Bringe.
Kocked.
I still don't see any real acceptance of homosexual shit anywhere they still hide in public around here and you only realize they are gay when they start talking
unless they get dragged down the street by a pickup truck when they start talking, they're accepted. Accepted means nobody gives two shits about you. that's it. People don't have to think it's awesome every time they flame out
I would describe what you say as tolerated, not as accepted.
>Accepted means nobody gives two shits about you. that's it
lmfao
>dragged down the street by a pickup truck
I really hope one day I get to see this happen not because I'm a bigot, but more so because I find the scenario hilarious.
Bro they still laugh bi people out no matter where they go and if you don't want to label yourself as xerxius then you can't live or vacation in Portland, or south Cali, or... really just look up sanctuary cities for where they don't accept you lol cause I'm from AZ and 80% of people give zero shits about politics and just try to live their lives and they are all fine with most of the reasonable stuff. These loud and proud PC soldiers are as backwards as their perceived enemies.
>At the bookstore with my girlfriend tonight
>Hear the dude up at the counter talking with his female coworker
>Get to checkout
>Suddenly the dude is trying to change his voice into a woman's
>Girlfriend and I walk out confused as to why he tried to be more gay around strangers
yeah a lot of how gays talk and gay "culture" and affectations is all performative, they think they're suposed to act that way instead of just being a human being. which is why so many with those characteristics are Cluster B (histrionic, borderline, narcissistic..)
>generic romcom but the main characters are gay
Did they really think that would sell their movie?
Why do I care what homosexual israelites think about anything?
>Now, if the main actors were say, Jim Parsons and Neil Patrick Harris, I gotta agree. I'd at least be slightly more intrigued to watch it beyond the gay themes.
Ba...wait for it...Zina
zimb'we
Fricking kek
Jim was on some "troony 5 year Olds good" movie instead.
I didn't even know that loser made this gaybait trash. Somehow I'm even more glad I will never watch this.
WHY DIDNT YOU WATCH MY MOVIE, GOY? YOURE GOING TO WATCH MY WOKE FILM AND YOURE GONNA LIKE IT! DONT MAKE ME SICK TWITTER ON YOU!
Nope
Oh thteve, you're so cuhrathyyy we're fabuuulouuuussss
Homosexuals may be overrepresented in the creative industries and, as a consequence, the social circles in which the people that greenlit this film travel, but they're still an incredible minority of the actual theatergoing public.
The marketing for Bros leans heavy on the catty, backbiting stereotypes of gay men which even other gay men find grating, and normal human beings are repulsed by.
So you've got an incredibly small target demographic and a much, much larger field of viewers that are going to feel alienated by the subject matter right out of the gate, and the big story is that audiences are homophobic?
Brokeback Mountain was a movie about gay cowboys and their feelings nearly twenty goddamn years ago, and it made back its budget twelve times over. If Bros is suffering at the box office, it's not because audiences are afraid of gays.
>Brokeback Mountain was a movie about gay cowboys
You couldn't even make that movie any more because the actors that play the cowboys aren't gay themselves.
only gay cowboys can play gay cowboys
The actors were gay, anon
Isn't it just the main character that is the stereotypical backbiting gay and the whole plot is the 'Bro' making him LESS unsufferable?
This is what I took away from the trailer YouTube forced me to watch
>not having ublock to block ads.
I have a real hard time finding guys to frick, they're all either elbow deep in a 4 figure kill count or just a pile of fricking insufferable gay cliches all mashed into one. Very few are non political, most are either vehemently against/for Trump for example and it can give you whiplash same as on here sometimes. They make getting laid as a gay dude look so easy in movies but God damn I just want to swap some NSA bjs not recite the communist manifesto you fricking WEIRDO HETEROPHOBES (I hope your anus prolapses Billy, you are the problem not the solution)
You must be hideous because gays will literally frick any butthole they can find.
I'm a 33 yr old gwm bottom and I can get a guy or 3 off grindr in like 10 minutes of chat tops and my record is 7 hookups in one day it was intense lol
That's pretty gay, homosexual.
Dude, if I get pleasured more than 3 times a day my dick hurts and it's time for a nap. This is why people are astounded by the real gay life style.
Take ED pills I've had guys go 4 times in an hour and I'm not even power I've heard some can go like 10 or more and one of my regulars can do almost 12 a day it's great
I'm seriously considering botox for more power since incontinence is already out the window but its like $2400 I'm maybe doing a gofundme for it
have you ever been to a standard frick party
Looks old I don't do orgies any more since MP scares
Everyone has HIV no one cares you take prep pills and you are undetectable and doesn't hurt anyone and even MP is basically nothing I know tons of people who got it and they were just high fever for 3 days and some lesions can't bottom for a week then back to normal and I'm very safe in general
Totally normal. homosexuals are so mentally ill it is unreal. This could be an honest gay or a completely fabricated shitpost. That it is so difficult to tell the difference is scary .
>Everyone has HIV no one cares you take prep pills and you are undetectable and doesn't hurt anyone and even MP is basically nothing I know tons of people who got it and they were just high fever for 3 days and some lesions can't bottom for a week then back to normal and I'm very safe in general
I am so busy laughing at the absurd, degenerate, inhumanity of this sentence that I can't even begin to craft a reply. Where would I start?
>muhmuhmuh degeneracy
Shut the frick up and suck a monkeypox wiener, moron homie
I would kill you and your black single mother well before I would ever suck a wiener. How badly did your childhood go?
>muhmuhmuh single black mother
>bad childhood means gay durrr
Seethe and cope harder Black
are your treating you HIV?
No thanks, I'll just make love to my happily married wife, as we raise or beautiful children. Not having to worry about strange STDs or when our next prep prescription will be fulfilled. Sorry you were touched as a child. Hope you can get yourself sorted out.
>every gay man was molested
Lmao this is the dumbest cope ever, like how is that even relevant like yeah some of us got molested but so did like 90% of people alive that doesnt turn you gay
>Lmao this is the dumbest cope ever, like how is that even relevant like yeah some of us got molested but so did like 90% of people alive that doesnt turn you gay
At this point I am 90% sure you are baiting me. Perhaps 9% of people who are alive were molested, and that is probably a gross overstatement. Again sorry about what your dad/uncle/teacher/babysitter did to you. Doesn't mean you have to wreck your anus.
I don't know a single person I'm friends with or hooked up with long term who wasn't raped or diddled or like you just know they were and it's like 95% guys who all the stats say is lower than women but that is complete bs 9% my ass lmao
Again proving my point that all gay men have been diddled. You are projecting. None of my close friends or partners have ever admitted to being sexually abused as children. I feel sorry for you.
because you know only homosexuals, I don't know a single person that I personally
know that were raped or diddled as kids, they are all straight too
>I don't know a single person I'm friends with or hooked up with long term who wasn't raped or diddled
Fricking lmao
That really says a lot more about you than the rest of the world.
Where do these people come from?
i don't know if this is what he meant but it's rape now if you were drunk so basically every anglophone person who has had sex is a rape victim and rapist
>anglophone person who has had sex
Let's hope that was what he meant.
For his sake
>like yeah some of us got molested but so did like 90% of people alive
haha is this how your therapist told you to cope? it's simply not true
>yeah some of us got molested but so did like 90% of people alive
This is what gays actually think.
There used to be a video on the internet before they started deleting and banning everything. IT was a man with a hidden camera interviewing men at a gay bar. Nearly all of them admitted to being the victims of sexual abuse.
Everyone has a cool aunt or uncle or dad or whatever that they experiment with as kids just obviously most people won't admit it like go to therapy dudes you're just hurting yourself
Not everyone was raised among child molesting perverts. My cool uncle showed me his guitars, not his balls. My cool aunt would take me out to eat a pie, not to eat her pie. Sorry about your rough upbringing.
Holy frick that poor based son of a b***h
He for sure had to go to the hospital
what mental illness is this? Do people genuinely believe this?
Oh I know gays were all molested, but they assume normal people were molested too.
>Everyone has HIV no one cares
>Everyone has HIV no one cares you take prep pills and you are undetectable and doesn't hurt anyone and even MP is basically nothing I know tons of people who got it and they were just high fever for 3 days and some lesions can't bottom for a week then back to normal and I'm very safe in general
this is the grimmest thing I've ever read on Cinemaphile what the frick
This nasty homosexual is why I screen my frick buddies so hard and get laid with guys so little. Grindr has all kinds of built in shit about STDs and all that nasty and still these freaks can't figure out how to modernize the sex they're having. Unprotected sex is awesome, but I'm NEVER gonna frick a homosexual without a condom because of guys like this. This attitude is like 90% of grindr, it's fricking gross and frankly very discouraging and disappointing. Way to live up to the stereotype, you fricking fairy.
i hope this is larp. then again, its not unlikely for homosexuals to be like this, so the more harm to them the better.
Nothing redpills a man on homosexuals more than listening to what they have to say.
> Take the pills
> Otherwise you inject yourself full of plastic
> Don't you want to frick for 4 hours straight?
You see those statements encapsulate most of "normal" societies' disgust with the gay community, and explain the short lifespans of most homos.
I sure hope you tested for diseases.
I have no problem finding guys, guys worth being around for the time it takes to cum? Not many. Honest to God I don't care about any of this crap that they never shut up about I just want this uninhibited sex they brag so much about. I have yet to find many who can go the entire frick session without talking shit about my culture while they accuse me of the same.
Not to mention all the apps are total trash. The most normal guy I met on grindr wanted to larp as a dog.
Seems like the dating world is tough for everyone.
I just want to frick, though. Years ago I had the opposite issue with trying to find actual connection through the apps since people who try to meet in public are weirdos now, but all the women just wanted to frick and any relationship talk got ghosted. Now I want to frick a dude with nothing extra and it's impossible, cause they're all like this Billie frickhead loud and proud and lispy.
:ower your standards dude a dicks a dick just take it and bail unless they want to go again, repeat until your ass is sealed shut it's easy on the weekends I can literally hit 5 guys in 2 blocks in one night
You don't get turned off or lose your boner if they say dumb shit the whole time?
Yeah if I had literally zero standards, sure. I know what I need to stay erect, and bare minimum is a person who knows how to shut the frick up. There's a time and place for the pride parade shit and it's not when I'm plowing your back acres.
>I have a real hard time finding guys to frick
>proceeds to talk about having conversations with them
who gives a frick what their political beliefs are? just frick them
That's my point, I don't want to hear that shit I just want to frick. Did you catch the part where I tend to lose my boner when they start reciting dumb woke drivel? Give me a dick to suck and an ass to frick, with a gagged mouth. I wish I were more into that type of shit.
you can still frick women homosexual, at least their kill count is still less and you can actually make them shut up and accept your views
I do lol. I guess I'm the opposite of the stereotype, women are trending as the best at NSA shit. No talking, no bullshit, just fricking.
>they're all either elbow deep in a 4 figure kill count or just a pile of fricking insufferable gay cliches all mashed into one
>I just want to swap some NSA bjs
you can be gay without being a degenerate bawd. be the change you seek
commit suicide, unironically
its not just that you are a flaming homosexual: you also hate being everything that being a homosexual actually is
since you are already on the side of the people who want you dead, you could start as of now
Why the frick do you care about people's preferred politics if all you want is NSA BJs? If you were actually trying to get a bf I could understand but as It stands you're just as bad as the homosexuals you complain about.
To be fair Brokeback was on some closeted homosexual shit. People are way more drawn to drama where a gay is debating on his life or lust vs openly gay catty idiots whose only real issue is that he is worried about liking someone less gay than him.
yeah most gays hate flaming gays too, they're toxic personality disorders
I have a few minor changes that would theoretically make this movie more appealing to the straight male audience:
1.) We replace one of the gay leads with a hot woman in skimpy clothing.
2.) We take out the "romantic comedy" bits, and replace it with high-adrenaline action, and gratuitous shots of the hot woman in skimpy clothing.
3.) We add dinosaurs and explosions. Potentially aliens, including hot alien babes in skimpy clothing.
Thoughts?
all they had to do was make one of the lead guys a femboy in college and it would have made bank.
sounds like you're almost there. would definitely take my gf (female) to see at the kinoplex on a lazy sunday
Can we have a double date? My twinky homosexual femboy bf (female) and I would love to go.
>make one of the leads a CIA officer
>make the other lead a big guy, someone who really works out
>they meet at an airport
This. Now add a hot loose enemy spy with a running joke where she's horny for the gays but constantly get turned down in demeaning ways. Now I'll at least consider it.
You can't spell "meet cuuuute" without
"You're a big guy."
"For your ass."
make the dinosaurs explode and you have a greenlight
are you one of those people who think the dinosaurs died from all turning gay and not some kind of catastrophic event
the Blacksaurus killed all the dinosaurs
>dinosaurs
congrats on making the movie even gayer
Why would I want to watch a movie about a bunch of homosexuals complaining about their degenerate homosexual problems that would all be solved if they would stop being homosexuals? Hard pass.
4) Poochie needs to be louder, angrier and have access to a time machine.
I'm in. Sounds pretty good.
needs sexy dinosaurs with breasts and skimpy clothing
I think you've got a winning formula right there!
I figured it out. The movie is bombing because the main actors aren't black. Ugh what an oversight
Make the two leads Goose and Pattinson and I might have watched it.
>and no one wants to watch gays on screen
No one wants to watch old gays. There’s a market for teen gay media as evidenced by that popular Netflix show from this year. Middle aged gay men are just sad dead-enders.
yep. watching old gay men is extremely depressing.
Why?
Lipstick lesbians are still popular.
Are they? Where?
it's getting rave reviews from both critics and audiences and will be a cult classic for decades to come. seethe harder, chuds.
Is there a prolapse anus scene
It's a shame critics don't buy tickets.
Also noting that this movies only chance of making money was here in America and maybe Canada or UK. Hell will freeze over before this movie is watched in countries like China though.
imagine if critics stopped getting free admission
No way the budget is that low
I've seen this shit get shilled everywhere
marketing is not included obviously but you are also not factoring in the esg points
What are you insinuating?
that marketing costs money?
Are there any Apatow movies that have even aged well?
thats fine and all but lets be real here, how many of the 90-95% straight population will actually go and see it in the real world (as opposed to 572differentgendersandiqisjustasocialconstruct world)
> show about two lesbians
> best selling show of 2022
How did japs do it?
i-is this good
Unironically no. The show basically becomes a slog every time it's not doing silly SoL bits, which is the majority of things after episode nine or so. Majima is a character who should've been beaten by like, episode three, but he just crawls along for the entire series, and the show wants you to think he's not bringing the whole thing down, when he definitely is.
Is pretty cool, nice animation and action sequences. She is like a non-lethal John Wick
It's fricking TERRIBLE, I don't even know how I somehow got convinced to download an episode.
But there you go I did, now I know anime is strictly for trannies this show proves it.
pandering to porn addicted cumbrains and future troons. come on we've been over this
KEK lesbian show, not even a fricking hint of romantic relationship between the two and only /u/gays delusions because they have the same pair of bracelt, instead CHADjima is already on second base indirect kissing Chisato, probably they will hand hold too in the future.
But yes yuri shows (this isn't) sell because they are still at the straight majority that would threesome the main heroines and doesn't give a frick since lesbiams are fake, gay dudes is just disgusting
Is this indirect kiss bullshit really something japanese teens worry about or is it just another corporate manufactured trope like running to school with a toast in your mouth?
Coomers.
This board is full of dumbfricks who can't analyze reality.
Brokeback Mountain made 178 million, Call Me By Your Name 41 million, The Birdcage 185 million.
yeah, but people are sick of gay people now. The novelty wore off.
Call Me By Your Name is from 2017. It's a new film. The main reason why it failed is because rom coms aren't popular anymore and aren't the kind of films watched in cinemas. It doesn't help that the movie seems to be fully immersed in gay culture, it's not just a gay romcom, it's a movie about and for LGBT activists.
2017
new
2017 was 12 years ago anon
>The Birdcage
You mean a Robin Williams pic at the height of his popularity?
Yeah, it also lacks star power. No one knows or cares about these guys and it wouldn't sell even if it was a straight romcom.
The Birdcage made more than Brokeback? Wtf
>The Birdcage made more than Brokeback? Wtf
it had a great cast. robin williams, gene hackman, nathan lane, diane wiest, calista flockhart, etc. also adjusted for inflation it made $350 million. big hit of a movie
Call me by your name made that low?
The Birdcage isn't a gay movie. It's a culture shock comedy. And it doesn't push homosexualry on anybody.
>The Birdcage isn't a gay movie
>A gay cabaret owner and his drag queen companion agree to put up a false straight front so that their son can introduce them to his fiancée's right-wing moralistic parents.
Of course it's a gay movie. Why are you trying to gaslight?
>This board is full of dumbfricks who can't analyze reality.
We reject your reality and substitute our own.
my favorite gay movie is The Gift
>hey guys lets market our movie to 1% of the population!
>wtf why isnt it doing well?!?
neurosyphilis
I'm convinced ((they*~~ release movies like this every so often just to see if their brainwashing is finally working.
I ordered the goyslop, with an o
Want to know why it failed?
Nature is split into feminine and masculine origins. Life is perpetuated through matter, matter comes out of the clash of the opposites, not only physically, but also mentally.
If a subject is incapable of participating in this clash of opposites, he is dysfunctional and likely a fragment of entropy.
Accepting homosexuality is the equivalent of accepting entropy, which is unacceptable from the perspective of matter that seeks structure to achieve greatness.
Accepting entropy is the equivalent of accepting degradation, destruction, death, collapse, ugliness, dysfunction.
See:
Let's look at homosexuality through the lens of evolution.
All organisms are evolved to exhibit a system of behaviors that maximize the reproduction of genes. If a behavior, directly or indirectly, achieves this end, it will be favored by the group. Human examples are altruism, religion, and family building. On the other hand, if a behavior is deleterious to the group, it will be scorned. Homosexuality is damaging in that it does not facilitate reproduction, it spreads disease at a much higher rate than the heterosexual population, and it disrupts the commonly accepted social system between men and women. Additionally, homosexuals are several orders of magnitude more likely to have been molested as children, to further molest other children, and to engage in hypersexual activity to an extreme that instinctually repulses the general public.
This instinctual repulsion presents not only in response to homosexuality, but also to any other physical or mental disease, like severe congenital deformity, or psychopathy. Anything that hinders normal sexual reproduction will inevitably be shunned. The expression of this evolved mechanism can be clearly seen in all major religions, each of which damns homosexuality (as well as lying, murder, adultery, theft, and blasphemy) because it serves to injure the group in terms of genetic reproduction.
Now, please, frick off and dilate.
I will not read your long replies. Explain why other gay movies did well and don't waste my time.
There are currently two competining models of sexual morality
1. sex is for making babies
>using this logic, everything from masturbation, homosexuality, pedophilia, etc is wrong
>logical and consistent, albeit it requires a lot of self control
2. sex is for fun
>using this logic, if you use condoms/hormonal birth control or partake in non-veganal sex (blowjobs, etc), it's ok
>uh..unless it's animals? or kids...I think? Wait, why not? I can frick anything as long it consents, right?
Basically, if you don't keep sex to making babies, society WILL eventually try to frick everything that exists including dead people, children, and animals.
>Homosexuality is damaging in that it does not facilitate reproduction
Male homosexuality doesn't facilitate reproduction. But two girls getting it on certainly facilities me wanting to frick them.
Holy shit moat romcoms do terrible. Nothing to do with gay guys. Ive been blown by a guy once and its no big deal. Im so sick of this whining bullshit. Kill everyone.
People genuinely don't like Billy Eichner, and I can't blame them
Yeah honestly this is the big issue for me—I find him grating as all hell.
>People genuinely don't like greasy israelites
this is why it failed
It should be insanely straight actors and never become explicitly gay or with sex scenes. It should be like a Frodo/Sam bromance, but then one finds a girl and the other is hurt because he's losing his best friend
That would be both funny and well received
That's just the Banky subplot in Chasing Amy, anon.
I never watched that gay shit, so it doesn't exist
That's just You, Me, And Dupree
That is 90% of gay media. It's either seedy smut where one of the leads dies at the end, played off as "the world is so cruel" when really its a display of the status quo or so incredibly sanitised where you wonder why they didn't just cast a female lead .
Why doesn't he beg gays to see it?
libtard elites make movies for libtard elities and then get mad that normal people won't pay them money so they can keep making movies for each other
they've also convinced themselves that their way of thinking and ideals are the norm and then act shocked when reality hits them in the face
Just a reminder if you react strongly either negative or positive to 2 men kissing that's an issue on your end and you are likely repressing your own homosexual urges. Actual straight men aren't bothered by gay men at all since there is nothing sexual about men.
No one has yet to actually refute this.
Wait I thought psychology was a pseudoscience when it comes to finding LBGT people are 7% of the population or literally any transfolk issue, are saying you trust the science now?
Are you saying you don’t now homosexual?
I do when it's from a reputable source.
Transfolk are seen as illegitimate by the anti-LGBT lobby yet that is almost entirely grounded in provable neuroscience. And Kinsey is one of the founding fathers of Sexual Psychology and he placed the LGBT poll numbers much higher.
Kinsey was a fraud.
then why are the numbers only going up in places where gay propaganda is pushed, and not everywhere?
Maybe because fricking read the replies in these threads everyone is so militantly against LBGT persons so many have to stay silent and in the closet. Also around the world maybe folks are subject to death or worse simply for being gay so yeah that kind of lowers the numbers maybe..
stop saying folks, you sound like a massive homosexual
folks
I bet you think you're so edgy for using that word huh, meanwhile you are probably a sexless incel while I can get guys any time I want in minutes at all hours of the day.
wow i'm so jealous
Fricking a guy isn't a big accomplishment, homosexual. Everyone knows gays are willing to suck or frick anything with a wiener or a poohole.
>mfw
damn these black baby incubators got me sweating
First, they most need to gain around 20 lbs, so as to look like big booty on the left.
damn....nazibros better watch their backs with this absolute unit on the loose
This is a joke right? Like he's intentionally looking inept homosexuals, right?
>oh yeah? bet you cant even suck and frick gay dick like me lmao
you are beyond help
sad
First, your community just wanted to be left alone in their bedrooms. Now they are trying to teach children about their sex lives and trying to convince confused youth to permanently mutilate themselves. Let's not even get started on the hygiene and spread of disease in the LGBT community. Sorry if people are a little bit turned off by "LGBT" persons and don't want to support your shit.
>so many have to stay silent and in the closet
there was a time period about ten years ago when no one gave a frick. then you had to keep pushing and pushing it into everyones faces even trying to groom kids at libraries and in your parades. now people want to throw you all off rooftops. shouldnt have went after the normalgays kids tbh
gay privilege is being able to go to brothels as monkeypox spreads while the rest of the world shut down due to covid.
you are not the victim in this scenario
>he placed the LGBT poll numbers much higher
Friend LGBT people are literally 0.0001% of human population
Its literally a mental illness
>transfolk
Stopped reading there. Sounds like some gay class of cutesy animal NPC’s from a Nintendo game. Get help.
Chicks with fake breasts are almost men.
fricking moron LGB Alliance has formed to reject the neomarxists' hijacking of their sexuality. and Kinsey was an enabler of sexual predation on children. he didnt care as long as those molesters were telling him "oh yeah the kids totally love it"
psychology =/= random polls
That's not psychology, but neuroscience.
The science literally says 2 homosexuals kissing is repulsive for average normal people
What are you not gonna aknowledge this?
Everywhere in the world is like this
Then why do you need a clickbait article with fake science to prove your point if it's already obvious enough?
If "science" says that then why does it make my dick hard? Seethe chud
I trust replicable science moron
its a pseudoscience because ideological cultists try to shoehorn their delusions into society using it. thats why the majority of peer reviewed psychology studies results cannot be reproduced. they are just making shit up. same as with all the social sciences having the Reproducability Crisis
Wrong
so if I'm grossed out by old people kissing, that means I'm secretly old?
It's been refuted many times. It's the same visceral reaction you have while looking at a stinking pile of shit. Doesn't mean you secretly want to eat it. Cope.
evolutionary behavior necessitates male male repulsion to ensure males copulate with females to maintain fitness.
if you are neutral you are in fact damaged
>frick wife a few times a year and have 2 kids I just imagine her as a man
>pound dudes on the side until divorce and now pounding dudes non stop with 2 kids who will carry on my genes
>meanwhile incels on an anime forum are sexless in their 30s waiting for a perfect woman that doesnt exist and will likely die alone and a virgin
I think I beat the system then huh
Your wife should murder you and have another man to raise her kids. That's such a disgustingly horrible thing to do to somebody.
Shes a 300 lb 3/10 whale in the air force who probably wouldnt have had kids anyways I'm an easy 7/10 so she couldn't do better cope
She probably put on so many pounds from the stress of being married to a homosexual.
this. she knows. once she wakes the frick up and starts losing weight means the little so called family is over and the gay will die discarded like any other that uses and loses
your behavior is dysgenic. enjoy your aids and when you inevitably destroy your family your children will house you in the cheapest long term care facility they can find
you can't even get aids any more the pills all keep it away and it' all free in california I'm literally set for life
>Depending on pills to be a homosexual
You know healthy, straight people can just have sex without big pharma being involved?
They literally make new pills every few years now to get around the tolerance and mutation issue which is basically a nonissue, like people act like hiv is awful its basically the new herpes for the people already with herpes lol
There is more to life than gay sex and pills.
There literally isn't, this world is completely fricked and we're a couple of bad days in russia or china or usa or israel to end it all I'd rather go down fricking as many dudes before then as possible thanks
I wonder what would happen if for some reason they stopped making the pills
how does it feel to have your way of life depend on the pharmaceutical industry? as a consumer cumbrain you probably lack the ability to apply scrutiny to your own life
hiv will mutate and you will need new pills because natural selection exists
To be fair, Bound is movie that proves straight men can enjoy a movie with LGBT themes with explicit gay sex scenes. The failure of Bros is one of marketing: just put in more hot dykes and a gritty heist plot and the gays would be golden with heterosexual audiences!
> hot
> dykes
no such thing, gay
Keep pprojecting your homosexualry on to others, homosexual. Straight people are repulsed by homosexualry because they're fricking disgusting.
they were playing commercials for this on espn a couple weeks ago and it was disgusting. a tremendously fat bald guy talking about getting bukkaked
Nobody but literal homosexuals wants to see a gay romcom.
>romcoms biggest audience is women
>make romcom where it's about 2 men
>women suddenly don't want to see it
Heteromen don't even like romcoms, so the only audience this movie is meant for is this extremely small market segment of homosexuals. This is like complaining about how white people aren't going to watch Madea movies.
>make a generic romcom which are always flops
>it flops
>gay people don't even want to see it because it's just obnoxious cliches
>this is bigotry because the movie is LE GAY
the LGBT brigade annoys the ever living frick out of me
even among gay men (which is already a very small amount of people) this type of movie only appeals to the furthest on the spectrum flamboyant raging homosexuals, what were they expecting
this movie was solely made so that the creators could whine about it on twitter
Wow no female leads, do they hate women?
I just don't want to see gross gays kiss
yeah get that endless wiener you anal bawd you fricking butt prostitute. i bet you want a stiff wiener in your ass right now you fricking twink b***h
>Judd Apatow is currently screaming and crying about straight people not coming to see his gay movie.
>Trailer has a part where two very obnoxiously gay people say outloud to the camera "Wow, remember straight people? Yeah, they had a good run."
wtf is this
i never even heard of it
they've got to stop blaming poor marketing on political crap. Same shit happened with some Amazon Prime lesbian show. A bunch of crying on Cinemaphile that it got cancelled and I didn't see it once on Prime.
>make a dumb gay movie that doesn't even appeal to a huge chunk of gay dudes
>market it primarily on fricking ESPN
>wtf how can this flop?????
we're reaching levels of delusion that shouldn't even be possible from the LGBTroon crowd
it primarily on fricking ESPN
they cant be this fricking incompetent. the only ones who watch this are dudebros, blacks and boomers. all straight.
they've mainly been advertising it on ESPN and during NFL football lmao
and yes they are that incompetent. There was a study/poll done a year or two ago where they asked a group of libtards and conservatards questions about how big they think certain segments of the population is. Fervent libtards think that over 30% of the population is LGBT, they seriously are that delusional
also here have Tucker laughing at said study just because I have it sitting around on my pc lol
look at this fricking smug laughing chud
fricking chud
those fricking numbers are still pumped a lot, all of the lesbian/bi numbers should be halved amd no way that the US has 4m trasgenders to even make 1%, you are lucky if there are 1m of them and I'm exagerating. LGBT hardly is more than 1-2% of the population
espn is either owned or operated by abc which is part of their target demographic
both are owned by Disney
NOOOOOOOOOOOO THE PROPAGANDA ISN'T WORKING ON THE GOYIM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Just from the trailer which is basically impossible for anyone who is straight or has a sense of humor to finish you get this info:
>the movie stars the obnoxious homosexual from Parks and Recs who nobody likes, who has some bullshit made-up high-paying job in israelite York as a homosexual who runs a museum dedicated to homosexuals which immediately disconnects the movie from a gigantic audience
>the council of homosexuals are le happy but.....actually.....le council of homosexuals are upset and complaining about who is more of a homosexual? WOW so funny! They are yelling in lispy obnoxious voices! Now the audience knows 100% this is a movie for gays by gays and everyone else will feel weird and alienated
>interracial gay couple, are you living in clown world yet???
>oh wow a gay sex club in a trailer that children could be watching, very classy
And that's about all anyone could stomach if they could even make it that far. This film deserves to fail and everyone involved with it should be gay dragged.
>When “Bros” was announced to premiere at the Toronto International Film Festival, the press release for the movie called it “one of the first romantic comedies from a major studio to feature an almost entirely 2SLGBTQIA+ cast.
Shit they got me. I did laugh reading this shit.
I don't get the joke? Is Toronto some new meme city now.
>now
always has been
a meme city in a meme country
>2SLGBTQIA+
I dont know how they honestly expect people to take this shit seriously.
>the first film to feature this increasingly large group of people we keep adding to
>dude stop making fun of the acronyms for the homosexual club, it's such a hack bit
>Yes we do change it literally every single time it's used but you're not allowed to say anything about it
Men don't like watching gays, women don't like watching gays, even trannies don't like watching 2 gay men, their only solid demographic is other gays.
Just like how ~~*they*~~ create and profit off the supply of racism from where there was very little demand pre occupy wallstreet, ~~*they*~~ are trying to create and profit off the supply of gayness and troonyism when there is very little demand for it.
> The film received positive reviews from critics but disappointed at the box office in its opening weekend, grossing only $4 million against a budget of $22 million
>budget of $22 million
TO WALK AROUND NEW YORK??
They had to take a loss on a $30k "butt rig", because producers determined that a gay rimming scene would be too repulsive to most people.
Hard to believe that, I've heard 75% of women are into butt play
A man eating a woman's ass is hot. A man munching on another man's taint is repulsive. You can't fight nature.
both are disgusting you homosexual piece of shit
Hahaha i remember that dweeb from yesterday!
I don't understand how it only grossed $4 million when the trailer alone grossed me out.
Carlos
Trade unions are a killer
do gay men even want to watch this kind of romcom garbage?
most gays that I've met have really dark and cynical senses of humor and don't like to be pandered to with boring as frick cliche trash. This looks like it literally only appeals to the political types
Sounds kind of gay
>Judd Apatow is currently screaming and crying about straight people
They should have made a movie about this instead. I would've paid to watch that.
I already watched Fire Island and it was actually funny and good, and about gay men, not 2 spirit demigender troons. Billy Eichner is ugly anyway I only watch gay movies with hot guys in it UwU
When did Cinemaphile start hating lgbt folk? Is this a /misc/ psyop?
its 2SLGBTQIA+ now, try to keep up moron
What does the 2 stand for now?
2 spirits: some moronic Native American Pagan bull shit.
I'm gay and I hate "lgbt folk"
this overused troll would work better if you used the actual name for 2slgbtqi+ people. as it stands you just sound like a miserable bigot
In about 2003, newbie
It's 2slgbtqt+ you fricking bigot!
>the oldest remaining part of Cinemaphile culture is calling people gay or homosexual
go back 2 reddit, homosexual
I went to the theater to see Top Gun Maverick and I legit can't see myself going to a theater ever again.
I'm straight, why would I want to watch a movie about gays?
>Literally, 'what if Gilligan and Gomer were to fall in love?'
I think they don't recognize just how off-putting and unlikeable Billy Eichner is.
Why would I pay to watch a movie about homosexuals when I can get on Cinemaphile and read Cinemaphile?
Spoiler:
They both get monkey pox and aids.
They die.
>Budget: $3.5 million
>Box office: $41.9 million
If Hollywood ever casted some cute femboys or something as a lead in a movie, I'd see that. I really don't care about scruffy gays.
I haven’t been to a theater since before covid.
Why the living frick would I spend exorbitant amounts of money on gas + admission price to see homosexuals on screen for 2 hours?
What fricking planet do these morons live on? They have literally nothing of value that people want to pay for.
> His family is israeli,[8][9]
So that is another movie who did the hostile marketing then?
>Stay away straights this movie is not made for you bigot
>Okay
>WTF WHY DID U NOT SEE MY MOVIE
Is there anything more skitzo than a hollywood gay right this second? Talk about mixed messages.
I bet white guys will get blamed for this some how.
I feel for you.
t. super straight homie
the difference between the general rating trailer and the r rated trailer is so vast and shows the general trailer to be a kind of trojan horse - 'hey there's a light romcom with lots of safe jokes about how lesbian month is longer than gay week haha, it's like a hallmark thing but sassy'. and then the other trailer reveals the movie is full openly disgusting homosexual lifestyle
>trailer is all about how gays go to gay clubs to have gay group sex
>why don't you want to watch the gay movie, bigot?
dude, brokeback mountain was a "gay film" that made fricking millions and went down as one as the great classics of cinema, people dont' want to watch bros because its bad, not because its gay.
its literally forgotten unless you're saying "hey remember that movie about gay cowboys"
judd apatow everyone
Bros failed because the advertisements were disgusting. Look at your picture, no one looks at that and feels like they want to go see the movie.
I WANT TO WATCH FEMBOYS AND CROSSDRESSING SEXY GIRLY BABEwienerS NOOOOT NORMAL COOKIE CUTTER gayGOOOTS
This. I want a Femboy Hooters, and femboy weathergirls and femboy airline hostesses
You are as much of a homosexual as this shit tier movie.
>Idk, Cinemaphile. What do you think?
i think nearly everyone hates and is disgusted by gays, including most of the people who publicly profess to support them
I'm sorry Mr. Eichner, but I am a straight man, and I didn't see myself in any of your characters. How can someone like me truly enjoy a movie if I am not represented?
As I've said before; who wouldn't want to watch lgbt buttsecks propaganda? Only a bigot!
Why would I see a stupid romcom flick? Those are for white women.
I don't like seeing homosexuals in public for free. Why the frick would I want to pay money for watching them play pretend on camera?
I barely want to see straight people onscreen much less gay dudes. Anywho, Judd Apatow is shit no matter who the movie is about.
Why didn't Grace review it? It's made for her
I don't get it, gay guys understand they find two cute girls kissing and fricking to be gross. Why cant they understand men feel the same about gay stuff? I don't even care they do gross shit in their lifestyles, but them not accepting this basic thing is really fricking weird
also you homies said representation matters, i dont feel represented so there
Your assumption is people homosexuals or not possess any sort of ability to thinking other than the base hedonism inherent in all species on this planet
At least until a few years they understood heteros could support them politically while not wanting to be involved in their shit in a personal hands on way
at least until recently we could all admit we have a inherent gross out instinct
The leads should've been twinks so women would've watched it for their Yaoi shota fantasies. But Apatow is a fricking moron and casted two middle aged homosexuals who think they're studs or something? Fricking wtf?
>normal men watching a homosexual "rom-com" ever
Nope.
As a straight white male, I’m constantly told that most movies and games aren’t made for me and that my opinions on them don’t matter. So, seeing as how this movie clearly wasn’t “for me”, I won’t see it (not that it looked interesting in the first place).
Hollywood is getting what it wanted, only the people represented in the movies they make will go see them now. Be careful what you wish for I guess, not my problem lol.
Shut up c**t.
I agree. As a Christian i’m told to respect the culture of those who won’t respect me. That’s why I refuse to see this movie.
>if I don't want to see a gay movie I'm a homophobe
>if I don't want to see a movie with a black lead I'm a racist
>if I don't want to watch any movie or TV show I'm antisemitic
I mean, I'm all of those things, but I don't necessarily have to be.
With an opening weekend box office of 4 million dollars, before laying the blame at the feet of straight people, did even the gay community show up to support a movie catering to them?
Lmao. Reminder women occupy half planet and claim themselves to be super tolerant yet the pozzed movies still flop
Why are they such liars? You literally don't need evil straight white men audience to success, you would think minorities and women would pay and support these shits
Women like to ship males characters not characters created just to be gay
You seriously think they would support this shit over let's say Rick x Daryl from twd?
why does judd apatow prefer to work with israelites is he a israeli supremacist
Yeah. If it was Neil Iight consider it.
holy shit this looks so bad im really fighting to not watch it.
>Be flaming homosexual
>Blame straight people for not watching your incredibly gay movie.
Are you kidding? It's like blaming blacks for not attending white pride marches.
>Paying money to watch 2 gays do sexual shit
>Wonder why straight people won't go see it
Don't they know we find them repulsive? Even the left feels the same way but they won't admit it.
In my life I have watched a lot of LGBT+ themed films, I just don't find this new gay movie interesting. I usually don't care about straight rom-coms either.
If every gay person in north America went to watch Bros in theaters, it would have been a big hit anyway, so why is it straight people's responsibility?
I wouldn't watch this gay dreck if you paid me, and audiences are free to choose. They chose not to go to the theaters and watch a gay romcom, which isn't surprising since the overwhelming majority of ppl are straight
Imagine not only choosing to but paying to watch two men kiss.