Shes like 20 years older in Doom Patrol and still just as hot.
sexo
No matter how sexy this b***h is I can't stand the fricking sight of her because of the episode where she & Judith go out together to talk trash about Alan and mock him to his face about it.
He should have put his foot down and said it would be a sin against their relationship on par with cheating.
They didn’t give Fredrick a bris you dumbass. He was like 12. It was his batmitvah or whatever the hell it is or however it’s spelled. You actually remember that episode as them circumsicing the kid?
You'll have to elaborate more coherently
There was an episode where a young Freddy on the verge of his teens went through a israeli right of passage.
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>There was an episode where a young Freddy on the verge of his teens went through a israeli right of passage.
In two and a half men?
Lel. If this happened in real life the ex-wife would petition a court for sole custody of the kid. She would say her husband is creating a harmful environment for their child when in reality she's just mad as frick that his new woman is a thousand times hotter than her.
She's already crippled him in the divorce, he has nothing left to give her and she wants time away from Jake too. She does the only thing left to her; tries to sabotage the relationship and when Kandi divorces him she gives her the lawyer that fricked over Alan in further retaliation.
>sole custody of the kid
the kid free weekends are her vacation,
especially as the little moron is the mail-man's bastard
and she can secretly enjoy Alan's eternal clueless self-cucking
>Same bra
Weirdly one of the most realistic depictions of women ever in media, most shows they change costumes/underwear every other scene(Mallrats had Shannen Doherty change costumes every scene even though it was set in a mall during the day and she didn't go home at any stage) but Kandi wore that wonderful pink bra across multiple episodes.
It's misused on purpose to remove the stigma from actual pedos and lessen the power of the word when applied to them >Hey that guy is a pedo!
What he finds teenage girls attractive we all do that!
Etc
I hate how dirty her feet are here, in reality her house would be very clean thus her feet would be clean, but this just reminds you she's on a filthy Hollywood set that's been tramped over by 3000 union israelites.
He's israelite coded even if he isn't and the actor is a goy.
inb4 >b-b-but but
Nobody cares we can all see the pattern. South Park really fricked up by making noticing a joke.
They both dedicate their lives to working as little as possible but Alan is more successful at it and his romantic conquests are more impressive so I guess George is the bigger idiot.
dharma and greg ended a bit too early for the viewerbase in this thread (people born in the early 90s) + is a tv show aimed primarily at women unlike two and a half men
also you nitwit, can't you tell there's a theme in this thread about sexy women
Please drop your favorite pastas, especially any of the UNCLE CHARLIE I LE SHARTED!!! XD then the maid has a witty quip style ones, or the Charlie shitting on Alan pastas
>Charlie: Hey bud, watcha up to? >Jake: I'm just on this website Cinemaphile. It has loads of cool stuff. >Charlie bends over and reads a random thread title from the screen >Charlie: "Can someone help me summon a tulpa of hitler?" >Laugh track >Jake: "See? How cool is that!?" >Laugh track >Charlie: Gee bud, I don't know if your dad would want you looking at this stuff. >Jake: It also has naked ladies. >*Charlie quickly pulls up a chair and sits next to Jake and rubs his hands* >Charlie: Show me the goods. >Laugh track >Charlie looks at a few more images >Charlie: Wow, she's hot! >Jake: "She? Are you an idiot?" >Laugh track >Charlie: Whattaya mean? >Jake: What do you think I mean? >Charlie pauses for a moment before realizing his mistake, and closes the laptop lid >Laugh track >Berta quickly enters carrying a basket of laundry >Berta: What's the matter? It's never stopped you before >Laugh track hoot and hollers
If frickin hate Alan so much
why
Alan was the epitome of a beta male AND completely neurotic
he deserved all the shit that happened to him
worked
>epitome of a beta male
He's almost as much of a Chad as Charlie, just uses different tactics.
loved this episode
All Herb episodes are fantastic.
haha just kidding xd
Shes like 20 years older in Doom Patrol and still just as hot.
never knew who she was until I watched doom patrol but damn what a dime if a woman even as a 40 year old
Her breasts were huge in the last season. I think she's pregnant.
Look at her instagram. She's had a baby.
She'd make an absolutely adorable Middle-Earth Elf.
she waited like a decade too long, that kids gonna be autistic as frick and will not breed, what a waste of her perfect genetics.
>dumb
>hot
>horny all the time
god, Kandi was perfect
No matter how sexy this b***h is I can't stand the fricking sight of her because of the episode where she & Judith go out together to talk trash about Alan and mock him to his face about it.
He should have put his foot down and said it would be a sin against their relationship on par with cheating.
>He should have put his foot down
He would've broken his ankle.
The very next episode she's fricking Alan in Judith's spa.
Aye carumba!
more like israelite-dith amiright?
you are,
yes you are
>jeeeeeews
the show
>every b***hy ex-wife character is israeli in every major sitcom
uhhh writer bros how did we let this one slip past ?
Is Judith even israeli?
Atleast her nose is
anon, consider the region "Judea" and ponder if someone named Judith might have a connection to that
>This is Romulus
>Oh, where might he be from
Surely there are non israeli women named Judith. Is this the only possible hint that she might be a israelite on the show?
her personality? Watch it
I have seen every episode numerous times. So non israeli women can't be buttholes that use and trick you?
So you never saw the bris episode, huh?
The what episode?
pp chop chop
You'll have to elaborate more coherently
They didn’t give Fredrick a bris you dumbass. He was like 12. It was his batmitvah or whatever the hell it is or however it’s spelled. You actually remember that episode as them circumsicing the kid?
There was an episode where a young Freddy on the verge of his teens went through a israeli right of passage.
>There was an episode where a young Freddy on the verge of his teens went through a israeli right of passage.
In two and a half men?
ITS NOT LIKE YOU KILLED SOMEONE
>ist Judith Juden?? idunno...
Bebe Neuwirth had a top tier ass in the 90s.
truth
Based Lilith appreciators. Pale chicks are the best
sexo
Post more please, 10/10
>this is what AI robot girlfriends will probably look like
Frick, I can't wait.
>Within two decades we'll have prime Kandi girlfriends and they can be as dumb or smart as we want
me neither, could use ChatGPT to imitate one of her already.
holy fricking shit
Lel. If this happened in real life the ex-wife would petition a court for sole custody of the kid. She would say her husband is creating a harmful environment for their child when in reality she's just mad as frick that his new woman is a thousand times hotter than her.
She's already crippled him in the divorce, he has nothing left to give her and she wants time away from Jake too. She does the only thing left to her; tries to sabotage the relationship and when Kandi divorces him she gives her the lawyer that fricked over Alan in further retaliation.
>sole custody of the kid
the kid free weekends are her vacation,
especially as the little moron is the mail-man's bastard
and she can secretly enjoy Alan's eternal clueless self-cucking
truly a better time, lads
yep
>the perfect woman doesnt exis-
>Same bra
Weirdly one of the most realistic depictions of women ever in media, most shows they change costumes/underwear every other scene(Mallrats had Shannen Doherty change costumes every scene even though it was set in a mall during the day and she didn't go home at any stage) but Kandi wore that wonderful pink bra across multiple episodes.
Why do men like when girls dress up like school girls? Isnt it kinda pedo?
because plaid skirts
Learn what pedo means
It's misused on purpose to remove the stigma from actual pedos and lessen the power of the word when applied to them
>Hey that guy is a pedo!
What he finds teenage girls attractive we all do that!
Etc
It's a straight thing
You wouldn't get it
Youth is sexy because it's evocative of fertility, don't overcomplicate things.
i always found israelitedith to be the hottest woman on the show, has she shown her breasts in anything?
her feet are filthy
I hate how dirty her feet are here, in reality her house would be very clean thus her feet would be clean, but this just reminds you she's on a filthy Hollywood set that's been tramped over by 3000 union israelites.
have a nice day
Aw, you having a little mad, homosexual? You gonna cry? Show me your salty tears, queer.
footgays will be taken care on the day of the rope
Lol what are you gonna do about it, homosexual? Nothing, that's what.
Cry some more for me, little b***hboy
i dont need to do anything because luckily youre not going to reproduce. Your disease ends with you
Ahaha I have two grandkids poor sad little homosexual. Maybe you should hvae tried kissing girls instead of getting mad on the internet all your life
>t. 24 year old Jose Suarez-Johnston
>you having a little mad
lmao that seethe
>in reality her house would be very clean
Not if everyone wears shoes indoors which apparently Americans do and not just in movies and TV shows.
say whatever you want but two and a half men was comedy gold
it has the same writers as the big bang theory
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
I have never seen this show beyond maybe a random episode and this woman is not just beautiful or hot she is lovely
She's annoyingly moronic in the show
You mean charmingly moronic.
How does a dude with AIDS get so much action?
its called charisma
so you're actually clueless about women
next you'll wonder why rapists and women murderers get love letters in jail?
I am owed an April Bowlby gf.
Still would. With extreme prejudice.
It irritates me how April specifically chooses to not be the hot version of herself that we know is possible.
>it's another israeli character is popular with extremely attractive shiksas series
Tiresome to have to notice. Ruined all the 80s ~~*nerd*~~ comedies
Are you implying Alan was israeli?
He's israelite coded even if he isn't and the actor is a goy.
inb4
>b-b-but but
Nobody cares we can all see the pattern. South Park really fricked up by making noticing a joke.
israelite coded?
Qui???
Because he's cheap he's a israelite?
I love when ESLs come to Cinemaphile
Extremely sexy ladies? Me too
Post more Judith
Kandi
Who was the bigger idiot alan or costanza?
They both dedicate their lives to working as little as possible but Alan is more successful at it and his romantic conquests are more impressive so I guess George is the bigger idiot.
Alan. Costanza did a lot of stupid shit, but he didn't pay alimony twice.
>Not wanting a psychopath gf disguised as the wholesome girl next door that would literally kill someone if you asked her to
NGMI, none of you.
her real accent is cute as frick. cant believe she was married to one of the mccpoyles
I came really fricking hard to Lynsky yesterday. She's incredibly sexo
Fricking based. She's got a thicc mommy look going on these days. Sexo!
are here boobs real they seem plastic in OP pic
My guess is real, push up bikini in op pic
>Computer, enhance!
> Sands of Oblivion
This is actually a really underrated Mummy film.
Really unique ambitious plot idea, that said its sadly extremely low budget.
>Adam Baldwin
>Morena Baccarin
>Richard Kind
>April Bowlby
Sounds like a shit film with a decent cast.
>Morena Baccarin
Hallowed are the Ori!
>hugs her fricking shoulder only
I hate you prudish Americans!
I want a threesome with April Bowlby and Diane Guerrero
Why does everyone love Two and a half Men and Big Bang Theory but completely ignore Dharma and Greg?
Is there something I'm missing
The show had better jokes
Good looking main characters
A way better cast
two of charlie's favorite shows are dharma and greg and becker
dharma and greg ended a bit too early for the viewerbase in this thread (people born in the early 90s) + is a tv show aimed primarily at women unlike two and a half men
also you nitwit, can't you tell there's a theme in this thread about sexy women
Are you implying Dharma wasn't hot?
Are you implying Greg wasn't hot?
She literally played a really tall, thin yoga instructor
kino
Please drop your favorite pastas, especially any of the UNCLE CHARLIE I LE SHARTED!!! XD then the maid has a witty quip style ones, or the Charlie shitting on Alan pastas
>Charlie: Hey bud, watcha up to?
>Jake: I'm just on this website Cinemaphile. It has loads of cool stuff.
>Charlie bends over and reads a random thread title from the screen
>Charlie: "Can someone help me summon a tulpa of hitler?"
>Laugh track
>Jake: "See? How cool is that!?"
>Laugh track
>Charlie: Gee bud, I don't know if your dad would want you looking at this stuff.
>Jake: It also has naked ladies.
>*Charlie quickly pulls up a chair and sits next to Jake and rubs his hands*
>Charlie: Show me the goods.
>Laugh track
>Charlie looks at a few more images
>Charlie: Wow, she's hot!
>Jake: "She? Are you an idiot?"
>Laugh track
>Charlie: Whattaya mean?
>Jake: What do you think I mean?
>Charlie pauses for a moment before realizing his mistake, and closes the laptop lid
>Laugh track
>Berta quickly enters carrying a basket of laundry
>Berta: What's the matter? It's never stopped you before
>Laugh track hoot and hollers
Bros..
qt
Basado milf!
hard to believe Judith is Mrs. Maisel's mom
lot of range
Could pass
kino
Did charlie make the right choice between mia and chesea?