God this movie has great fashion
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Jurassic park (1993)
God this movie has great fashion
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Wha's with evil rich entrepeneurs dressing in all white? Hammond actually breaks the trope by being kind-hearted but still incompetent
white linen suits are expensive and go well in tropical conditions
He just wanted to provide for his son
White
Black
Blue
Pink
He was NOT evil
Hammond was evil in the books but Spielberg self-inserted as him so he made the guy well-meaning despite being just as much of a cheap, callous moron who gets people killed.
>Hammond was Spielberg's self insert
>he did not molest his grandkids
x to doubt
Hammond gets a son killed in each movie he appears.
>khakis
lol no. Ian Malcolm's the only one dressed even halfway decent.
>long sleeves long pants and a heavy leather jacket in 85 degree steamy jungles
Lol no.
Imagine the smell
If were going with temperature control, Hammond's the best dressed one.
>85 degree
Lol that's generous. Try 97 with 90% humidity making it feel 105. That's your average Panama rainforest. The drier parts trade less humidity for actual heat. God bless AC
It's an island so the ocean probably moderates the temperature a little bit.
It's also off Costa Rica, which has a milder climate than the rest of central America
the real Cocos Island is located approximately where the fictional Isla Nublar is
That's a good point. I remember visiting Las Perlas and it was noticeably more windy, and less humid, but still quite hot.
I desperately want to get te frick out of here into a colder climate
>Heat index
Get that israeli bullshit out of here.
Yeah he should definitely take some of those clothes off immediately, I'll help
selfless as it gets
You ever known a douchebag like this? He absolutely would.
It also has one of the most compelling and Shakespearean ffs father/son stories in the history of cinema.
Once you realize that the only reason the park was brought down was because of how old man Hammond screwed over his own son to save a few bucks...it all makes sense. One Creation, Dennis, destroyed by the other, the park... and vice versa.
what? Dennis Nedry wasn't Hammond's fricking son! did you pay attention at all?
It's a longstanding Cinemaphile meme summergay
He calls him Dad moron
Did he serve young Nedry Chili and Sea Bass?
Thanks for the lesson, Dad.
>Thanks dad
<3
r*ddit fanfic.
Actually true, now that I think about it. Lots of sneaky iconic looks.
>teasing me with muldoon
look you gonna tease me or are you gonna give me some real muldoon?
alright losers, back off i'll do it myself.
now this is muldoon straight up
>no it's too much, there is a lack of leg build up
i'm not going apologize.
>leg bawd
now hold your horses. he's just doing his job.
his sexy fricking leg job.
>calling him bawd too far
perhaps, forgive me
but good lord forgive me those muldoon legs, amen.
>calling him bawd too far
>turning those around him into illiterate piles of goo
the price we all must pay, i suppose.
God damn. Look at the definition on those gams.
Brutal mog
>You will never have a picture of Muldoons legs signed by Bob Peck
Banana Republic
I've always found the raptor pen a very attractive building. Something about harsh brutalist architecture works in a lush tropical environment. In any other context (urban or otherwise) it's godawful
man's will imposed on the most natural terrain
Thematic
brutalism in a urban environment conjures feelings of hopelessness and life under an authoritarian regime. in the jungle, it feels like a fortress; a citadel; it feels like security in an unforgiving place.
Jesus christ Anon, it's just an animal pen.
The lawyer did, check out those loafers.
What's the visual metaphor for Hammond dress in all white compared to Malcolm's all black?
antisemetism
>Shorts and short sleeves on a tropical island filled with bugs
What did they mean by this?
Do you reckon Disney could make Jurassic Park work?
laura dern used to be really frickable
Just
woodberry
It blows my mind she was only 26 in this movie, she looks at least 32
>tfw when we could have gotten prime tomboy Laura Linney instead
It's not fricking fair bros..............
Grain makes it look like she pooped her shorts
Wouldn't blame her given what happened at that point in the movie.
While I think she looks cute, I can't stand her character anymore on rewatches. Literally all she does is whine about feminism, mansplaining, destroying the patriarchy, how men fricked everything up again of course. She's insufferable.
I don't remember that...
she makes one little joke about god killing man and women inheriting the earth. then she scoffs at hammond's sense of chivalry when he suggests that women should not go on dangerous errands.
however, she is also scared out of her mind after escaping the raptors, and runs, limping, into the arms of a man.
Everyone talks shit until the threat of being eaten alive becomes reality
>then she scoffs at hammond's sense of chivalry when he suggests that women should not go on dangerous errands.
well he is a hypocrite because he invited not only a woman but also two children to test out his dangerous experimental park
Honestly I'm surprised she doesn't get more criticism for this.
Friendly reminder that Laura Dern said in an interview before Jurassic Park that she doesn't like to wear panties.
Now I know why John Hammond had sea bass on his mind
<3
>You ready to live dangerously anon?
>flashing them legs
baby, i'm already in trouble.
I need a pair of his shorts and I also need a stock like that for a mossberg 500
Me in the top left
Reminder that Malcolm dies in the book
But then it revealed not to be really dead, you see, they were mistaken, with all the dino hyjinx, and some point he wakes up and tells everyone he's not really dead so the second book can be about him because ian survived in the movie and everyone liked him the most.
Crichton is a fricking hack
he got the biggest paycheck of his life for jp2, lost world and ian's retcon is kinda eh. He wrote lost world with children in mind anyway. Hack? Read his books sometime. They are far more approachable than they seem. Lost world is probably his more approachable and purposefully so. Sell out... sure, but frick it, he got paid.
Reminder
>No leg
have at it, not for me
this movie inspires a lot of homolust i see
I wasn’t homolusting, his catchphrase in the book was literally: “You ready to live dangerously?” His character inspired me as a young adult to take risks and try new things instead of being afraid 24/7.
>defending your thoughts for the approval of another man
pretty gay anon
>male images posted
>thinks about sex with men
interesting
I never forgot
naturally.
life, uh..
The dumbest part of this joke is pretending a lawyer doesn't know what autoerotica means.
Stop making this thread
your kids are out there moron
>oh i'm sorry, next time
i suppose her eating the food at the end was her anger and futility but the scene didn't need it.
>book Muldoon survives
>he takes a bunch of guns and liquor and rides out the carnage sitting in a pipe the dinos cant fit into
>shoots a raptor with a rocket launcher for lulz
someone have a magnet for me for the oppen matte? thanks
CHHK CHHK CHHK
BRRAAAAAAAAA
BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAA
*SPLAT*
NYAUGHH AUGHHH AUGHHHHH
Why the FRICK haven't we had a survival horror FPS JP game yet like Alien Isolation?
Trespasser
Just watched it. Kinda mid. Felt like the movie lost all its momentum after newman died. Watching chase scenes with kids is dumb as well cause you know nobody is going to get hurt.