Jurassic Park movie idea:
New park, but the dinosaurs looked like 19th century versions because a billionaire funding it is a fan of the aesthetic. No pretense of being scientifically accurate, just monsters created with a certain look.
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Jurassic Park Movie Idea:
Eccentric billionaire creates part to serve Chlli and Sea Bass. No pretense of being cuisineally accurate, just a dish created for a certain taste.
A Bang's fountain too right?
Part of what?
frick you
;_;
I always thought a series of movies should be made for animals of the ice age.
Modern era land animals are pretty small in comparison to prehistoric ones, it's pretty lame.
Well, this group of animals appeared with the ability to throw objects from a distance to kill their prey, greatly reducing personal risk during hunts and allowing them to hunt animals of any size. Being too large to be predated upon ceased to be a winning strategy and instead became a liability because large animals have much more meat. Combined with their complex co-ordination tactics, everywhere this species went - and they spread all across the globe - the megafauna stood no chance and vanished.
Animals also grew bigger back then because of the cold. Bigger = better heat retention. Our current warm Earth is just really fricking lame.
I think it was the high levels of oxygen that made them big. As oxygen reduced things got smaller.
Where did all the oxygen go?
You may have noticed that you breathe oxygen. The balance of oxygen consumers and oxygen producers changes over time and the levels of the gas in the atmosphere changes accordingly.
It's the other way with endotherms.
>You may have noticed that you breathe oxygen
Atheists actually believe this
As a poikilothermic ectotherm, Titanoboa's internal temperature and metabolism were heavily dependent on the ambient temperature, which would in turn affect the animal's size. Accordingly, large ectothermic animals are typically found in the tropics and decrease in size the further one moves away from the equator.
youre literally 100% wrong higher temperatures lead to larger creatures nice try though!
>Bergmanns Rule: Penguins on the Earth
What a bunch of jerks.
Those intelligent hunter animals never spread to Africa though, which is why it still has megafaune like elephants and rhinos.
Or, possibly, those animals co-evolved with the megafauna of Africa and African animals know to steer clear of them, whereas megafauna in other continents did not have the same evolutionary relationship with the invasive species.
nah, almost all megafauna got wiped out by the coming of the ice age (catastrophic), and the going of the ice age (even more catastrophic, sudden giga-floods and giga-earthquakes all over the place)
also bottom up food depletion
Holy shit that things as big as a primarch
ice age 3 sucked.
Jurassic Park movie idea: all the dinosaurs have giant rock hard dino wieners and must rape to survive if they dont cum every hour they explode and a plane of 200 cheerleaders crashes on the island and all of them are naked
Holy Mother of Kino
I want to set it in the modern era. Pic related might be cool but it would just be a JP with Victorian era reskin. I think the old-style leviathan-like dinosaurs would look extra nightmarish in a modern setting.
just remake jurassic park 1993 but set it in victorian time with fake technology
lightning bolts will need to be utilized i'd assume.
Cretaceous Park: This time, we go the name right, as many of the dinosaurs are from the Cretaceous period and not the motherfricking Jurassic period
It's time. I'm a big fan of retrosaurs.
Oh shit I got beaten to a punch
still an awesome pic
yours is in better res
Wish we could turn back time
To the good old days
Still better than the homosexual feather shit of today
say that to my face not online
They're having a good time 🙂
Or, and hear me out, not that.
They all look so happy
terrifying monsters.
>Atheists actually believe this shit
I can't believe I bought into this dino nonsense when I was a kid.
yeah its really weird some people like yourself actually get more moronic as they age.
>These animals won't be able to hold themselves up with those limbs!
>Just increase the strength of their limbs, then.
>They also need super strong necks to hold up those massive skulls and maintain that silhouette!
>Just up the bone density and muscle strength.
>Okay. We're also strengthening their enclosures, right?
>Sure, I'll make sure the Chinese contractors get right on it.
Some dinos had very light bones like birds. It's why birds can fly.
>I can't get their eyes big enough without increasing the brain size too
>It's fine, just do it
Jurassic Park: Carbon-14
>Lawyer gets the thumb
Why did reddit make dinosaurs so fricking gay?
I would like that idea if, and only if, it hearkened back to one of the key points in the original film that the sequels all ignored: they don't know how to care for the animals. Show them as sickly creations that are struggling to live, like the Triceratops of Brachiosaurus from JP. Show that the hubristic desire to create the animals has created only suffering. Maybe throw in ideas of the dinosaurs being several generations removed from the original cloned clutch and were further selectively bred/manipulated, to comment on things like the selective breeding of pugs for aesthetic reasons without any care for the animal being constantly in agony.
I want to see giant insects, they are far more scary than dinos. Giant millipedes and dragonflys and other things.
Are you fine with spiders
This. That bug scene in King Kong is scarier than any dinosaur movie.
This movie fricked me up as a kid
Look at this goober
Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In his lane. Focused. Flourishing.
>Giant lizards? Sure.
>Giant fish? Of course.
>Giant bugs? Why not.
>Giant humans? Prepare to have your academic career destroyed if you even think of looking into this.
It's not impossible that they didn't exist, but we evolved from a small equatorial species of ape and there's basically zero evidence of an oversized offshoot, just a handful of pygmy subspecies. We effectively are already the giant chimpanzee.
these people are schizos getting their history from a line in the bible. don't bother
Which is why nobody wants to humour the notion. The instant the notion of giants is brought up, it takes all of about five seconds before it devolves into "9 foot tall demigods with ancient ayylmao interdimensional technology used to rule over every society in existence before the israeli space lizard Freemasons exterminated them and then hid all evidence of their existence within the caverns of the hollow flat earth".
No shit people tune the frick out.
This
The historical reality of giants has been heavily suppressed since the 19th century and when Smithsonian covered up and destroyed the bones that were found and declared the findings a hoax. Very many such cases. People have no idea of the magnitude of how great the deceptions put over us are.
me on the left scratching the tree