How good is the Giga compared with the Dino Crisis one?
I'll be honest with you I was into it the whole time until the end. The giga stuff ruined the movie. Rex somehow jobbed harder to it than spino and indominus. And the way it died was stupid. Accidentally getting stabbed is the most boring way for something to go and the same thing happened at the end of the last movie. Yawn.
Long story short there isn't really a climax to this movie. It just kind of shuffles along in the end and there's a 30 second job fest before the giga finally dies and then it's over. Mosasaur chilling with whales...? I don't get it. Why?
Best part of the whole movie was the raptors hunting wolves and using rabbits as bait.
All said and done it sucked, maybe it could have been good if they thought of something interesting to happen in the morning end.
problem with the movie that it has so many characters and so many snippets. its like a clipshow of ideas. 4 minutes in the woods, 2 minutes on a frozen lake, 5 minutes in the underground mines. the stuff with the giant flying dinosaur was awesome. but it only lasted for like 2 minutes. or the stuff with the claw dino in the swamp, was really intense but only like one minute.
>Long story short there isn't really a climax to this movie. It just kind of shuffles along in the end and there's a 30 second job fest before the giga finally dies and then it's over.
so just like JP3
Jurassic Park has just become T-Rex abuse: the franchise. >neck snapped in JP3 >beaten up and mauled in JW >locked up in a tiny box and tortured in JWFK >beaten up and mauled TWICE in JWD
Rexbros...
It is some ugly Hispanic poster for it
The resolution is low
They all have bobble heads
It is missing the best main character
I'm glad I don't live in Latin America
Good: >65 million years ago prologue (and they took, it out for some reason!) >The initial scene where Grant, Ian, and Laura Dern all meet each other actually felt like the characters being themselves but everything after that was stupid >Dinosaurs weren't moronicly smart for once, at least compared to the other 2 JW movies. >Heterosexual relationships and no blatant gay shit, though you could see an implied one at the very end. Very clearly meant to get through the Chinese censors. >Once the characters meet up and they're going around in the forest and tunnels running from dinosaurs it actually felt like a JP movie >Therinzinosaurus scene >Dimetrodon scene >Sam Neil has barely aged in the last 30 years >Quetzalcoaltlus >Dodgson death scene even if it was a shameless ripoff/callback >Practical effects that didn't look stupidly out of place like in other "OMG PRACTICAL EFFECTS ARE BACK" movies (Star Wars TFA) >Annoying Asian girl and comedy relief mutt sidekick were only in it for a few minutes
Bad >Dinosaur global apocalypse was dumb (basically premise #! of the movie) >genetically modified Locust apocalypse was an interesting premise for another movie and actually felt like something right out of Crichton he would have explored in an alternate universe where he didn’t leave us so soon, but the writers and feel of the movie couldn't combine it successfully into the film >Chris Pratt’s Jedi Force hand move constantly showing up and even being used by other characters on any dinosaur now. It BARELY works on the raptors he spent years training, stfu with that shit. >Laura Dern looks like she’s having her soul sucked out of her >Malcolm chaos rants were subpar especially compared to the books, the writers needed to do better >Lack of gore. Modern PG-13 is bloodless for some reason. >Malta Star Wars Cantina was stupid >Treating Giganotosaurus like an evil dino like it was the Indomitus Rex, when it was just being a dino and did absolutely nothing wrong. >Dr. Wu being all “SOWWY” and getting away with everything >Dodgson and his mannerisms were just bizarre. Was he supposed to be parodying Tim Cook or something? Dodgson should have just been a sneaky academic thug like he was in the books >Grumpy strong black lesbian woman who don't need no man with a heart of gold. It's so 2020 it took me right out of the movie every scene she was in >Clone Girl was annoying >Malcolm and Laura Dern infiltrating a lab in Hazmats just felt wrong. It didn’t feel like the same characters as the original film, and they simply had jumped the shark by this point. >The equally predictable black scientist man who was a goodguy. I knew he was betraying Tim Cook from the moment they showed him because you can't have bad black characters in modern hollywood movies >Jeff Goldblum throwing a fire spear >ANOTHER Rex and other big “good” dinosaur teamup like it’s a Toho kaiju movie.
Basically, they should have taken out the "techno thriller" element. I know Crichton was fond of that genre and the novel Lost World was part techno thriller, but the modern writers can't successfully combine it with dinosaur action. Speilberg knew his limits, which is why he made Lost World pure dinosaur stuff. Also remove clone girl and strong black lesbian woman. Reduce the runtime to an hour and a half. Make it the characters on an adventure in the bio-sanctuary with BioSyn poacher badguys in the periphery.
That being said, It was not as bad as critics were making it, especially compared to current year where you get bafflingly awful things like Lion King 2019, Halo TV series, Eternals, and Obi-Wan series. I’m not sure why critics are ripping it so bad.
Also, this breaks the chain of JP movies being released in order of quality. JP > Lost World > JP 3 > Jurassic World > Dominion > Fallen Kingdom. Of course books > all and RIP Crichton
for me the movie was too short. it felt like they cut out so many scenes and parts felt rushed as frick. the clone girls was pretty cute, but really annoying. you can blame that on teenager hormones.
Honestly not related to TV or films but we need Dinosaur shooters back. I don't care if the T-rex ain't acting like an animal, I wanna shoot dinosaurs like that Exoprimal game is advertising
Spielisraelite and Lucas went full anti-gun in the 90’s. That’s why the good guys in episode I throw BOOMBAS at the evil gun robots. Which is especially fricking moronic when you consider that Padme wins the day by essentially sleeping with a gun under her pillow (pistols hidden in her throne)
I did like the part where the Black scientist said "I WILL NEVER BE LIKE YOU FISH BELLY", a subtle reference to the fact that a future of 100% BIPOC CEOs will undo the moral pitfalls of capitalism
>65 million year prologue >Good
Yeah, no. >T. rex with feathers >Iguanodon and T. rex cohabitating with Giganotosaurus, Oviraptor, Dreadnoughtus >Sets up a rivalry through "genetic memory"
The worst thing you can do in your dinosaur franchise popularized for its idealistic dinosaur designs is to put wildly inaccurate pop science theories on prehistory in it and present them as fact.
I personally liked it
Like how they had all of the tiny raptors running around and Blue + Beta were like the last classic raptors. It did feel a bit tacky that they explained it off as the new organization being purists or whatever.
>T. rex with feathers
overreacting much? those were not feathers at all. those were barely visible pig hairs. nothing wrong with a little flufff on the trex
you realise that all those dinosaurs in the movie never met eachother, because they all lived millions of years apart? the trex is like 130 million years away from el giganto. cry me a fricking river, dude.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Uh, yeah, that was one of the original points I made.
Did you get lost or something?
2 years ago
Anonymous
you have no point, just edge, because you are a edgelord who shits on a summer blockbuster for popcorn munching normies. i am just happy to see some dino action. stuff never gets old.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Enjoy your Cheerios that I shat in, I guess.
2 years ago
Anonymous
okay, wagie, bring me some coke next. and don't spit in it or i will tell your boss and he will fire you.
2 years ago
Anonymous
It's cute when it's mad.
2 years ago
Anonymous
not as mad as you, foaming over some pig hair on a TV dinosaur. stuff was barely visible at all. don't you have to get mad over how real velociraptors are as big as a turkey and are full of feathers?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Didn't read, feathers are gay and JPIII mogs Dominion in every way.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>he likes JP3
you are digging your own grave deeper by the second >spinosaurus was a big, moronic crocodile with a back fin and not your alpha predator, kiddo
2 years ago
Anonymous
And it's still a better dinosaur in better movie than anything in the World trilogy.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>movie was so bad it killed the franchise for over ten years
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yet Sam Neill likes JPIII and Spinosaurus is still a fan favorite.
Weird, huh?
2 years ago
Anonymous
in your dreams. i bet the poison spitting frill lizard has more fans than THAT controversial addition. and dont pull sam neill into this. he is a saint. all in on >In the Mouth of Madness
2 years ago
Anonymous
You're right, he is a saint.
Bless this man for his excellent taste and being in the two best Jurassic PARK movies.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>did not like the spino >liked the thorn mohawk raptor
and don't forget event horizon
2 years ago
Anonymous
He didn't say he liked Spino because that goes without saying. Everybody loves Spino.
2 years ago
Anonymous
i rather save gore on my pc, before i ever have a picture of a spino.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Sounds like you have some issues.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Would make a nice bed
2 years ago
Anonymous
Based Sam Neil realizing that he judged Jurassic Park 3 too harshly after working on something as terrible as Dominion.
Dominion was so bad that you got Sam Neil over here contemplating his career.
2 years ago
Anonymous
And it's still a better dinosaur in better movie than anything in the World trilogy.
JP3 would have been a fan favorite if the raptors suddenly weren't able to jump or climb that one time and if the rex pair from TLW or the raptor pack defeated the spino in the end.
Instead it sucked and remains the worst in the franchise. Maybe JW2 is worse but only because the modern effects were way worse.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Wants more rexwank
I think you want the World movies, kiddo. Even then, they hate T. rex way more than III ever did.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Wawawa muh favorite dino didn't win
10 years old me fricking loved JP 3
2 years ago
Anonymous
Jurassic World Dominion makes JPIII look like Jurassic Park in comparison.
>Movie sucked but still sold like hotcakes >Prehistoric planet was good but no where near as memorable as Walking with Dinosaurs and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
[...]
tv+ > Either way Jurassic Park still holds Dominion (aaaye) over Dinosaur media while paelogays just go back to seethe at JP after a few weeks while cause they wanted to be angry
I feel like I got baited a 2nd time. Both this movie and the last one seemed to tease that there would be scenes all over the world showing dinosaurs co-mingling with native species, which opened up some cool idea for setpieces.
Instead we got some weird James Bond type plot (although the chase scene with the raptors was cool). Then finally at the end you get the montage showing the dinosaurs co-existing with nature and it was probably the best part of the whole movie.
I wish they had focused more on that rather than some secret spy infiltrate the lab schtick.
I get the feeling Jeff Goldblum only agreed to be in this movie if he could write his own lines, because it seems like every time Malcom talked he was basically dunking on the plot/writing.
Something that was odd about Dominion.. They built Blue up to be the franchise dinosaur over the course of 2 movies only to completely sideline her in Dominion.
Jurassic World either went through heavy rewrites during COVID or Universal just did not give a frick.
The movie is nonsensical in many ways like that.
I'm glad they didn't do that baby yoda shit with Blue. Also, Bryce supposedly wrote down her own ideas and the ideas of the rest of the cast and some of them were used. I think the Malta scene may have been said to be something Pratt wanted to do.
Yeah that sucked I thought Owen and Blue were gonna go on an awesome journey together somehow and get the baby back but instead it was a bunch of annoying women. I noticed they even took the Bruce Dallas muddy wet butt shot out of the movie and you didn't see a thing. Wtf?
>First Feathered raptor >The half of the focus is getting Blue's baby >The Atrociraptors get more screen time >PYROraptor swims in WATER >It have pronate in it's last few minutes
>Less grand in scope. Adds nothing to the story of JP >Everyone save for Grant and the shit child was useless >AMANDA >Raptors cartoonishly smart. >Spinosaurus kills the T-rex >T-rex was mogged cause of Jack off horner's theory >Barney the fricking dinosaur cameo >Everyone except the mercenaries were A-ok :*~~*~~
The way this poster is arranged looks like the brachiosaurus just ripped legendary saurus ass that killed a nearby T-Rex and that's him dead floating away as a spirit in the fart gas just look up Bryce Dallas Howard ass on duckduckgo for the uncropped version
>humans stare at dinosaur for several seconds frozen in fear while dinosaur also does nothing >humans start running away >dinosaur roars at them for several more seconds giving them a head start instead of immediately chasing after them like a normal predator >almost catches them >camera cuts to a different angle showing a much larger distance between humans and dinosaur >humans get to safety and close the door or shutter just in time as the dinosaur crashes into it
better than part 2: scooby doo - mansion adventure
Yeah.
I'll be honest with you I was into it the whole time until the end. The giga stuff ruined the movie. Rex somehow jobbed harder to it than spino and indominus. And the way it died was stupid. Accidentally getting stabbed is the most boring way for something to go and the same thing happened at the end of the last movie. Yawn.
Long story short there isn't really a climax to this movie. It just kind of shuffles along in the end and there's a 30 second job fest before the giga finally dies and then it's over. Mosasaur chilling with whales...? I don't get it. Why?
Best part of the whole movie was the raptors hunting wolves and using rabbits as bait.
All said and done it sucked, maybe it could have been good if they thought of something interesting to happen in the morning end.
problem with the movie that it has so many characters and so many snippets. its like a clipshow of ideas. 4 minutes in the woods, 2 minutes on a frozen lake, 5 minutes in the underground mines. the stuff with the giant flying dinosaur was awesome. but it only lasted for like 2 minutes. or the stuff with the claw dino in the swamp, was really intense but only like one minute.
Makes me wonder
What is the record for most main characters in one movie?
the japanese "battle royale" movie? it had a whole classroom of kids killing eachother
>What is the record for most main characters in one movie?
it’s a mad mad mad mad mad mad world
great movie
>Long story short there isn't really a climax to this movie. It just kind of shuffles along in the end and there's a 30 second job fest before the giga finally dies and then it's over.
so just like JP3
>Rex somehow jobbed harder
Rex jobbed TWICE in Dominion.
Jurassic Park has just become T-Rex abuse: the franchise.
>neck snapped in JP3
>beaten up and mauled in JW
>locked up in a tiny box and tortured in JWFK
>beaten up and mauled TWICE in JWD
Rexbros...
Frick rexgays
you will get alot of hate, but you have my support T-REX FOREVER
How good is the Giga compared with the Dino Crisis one?
It did nothing then got killed for no reason. I'm not joking.
it tried to bite a burning cricket. the fiend!
This giga sucks and does nothing. DC gig is way better.
>what if the smoke.. made the T-Rex bone logo!
cringe
It is some ugly Hispanic poster for it
The resolution is low
They all have bobble heads
It is missing the best main character
I'm glad I don't live in Latin America
>in the latest movie the trex enters the scene from behind a round shaped stone ornament, recreating the movie poster logo original.
what an atrocious poster lmao
The only thing in it better than the English posters is the message at the top
why are their heads so big
Good:
>65 million years ago prologue (and they took, it out for some reason!)
>The initial scene where Grant, Ian, and Laura Dern all meet each other actually felt like the characters being themselves but everything after that was stupid
>Dinosaurs weren't moronicly smart for once, at least compared to the other 2 JW movies.
>Heterosexual relationships and no blatant gay shit, though you could see an implied one at the very end. Very clearly meant to get through the Chinese censors.
>Once the characters meet up and they're going around in the forest and tunnels running from dinosaurs it actually felt like a JP movie
>Therinzinosaurus scene
>Dimetrodon scene
>Sam Neil has barely aged in the last 30 years
>Quetzalcoaltlus
>Dodgson death scene even if it was a shameless ripoff/callback
>Practical effects that didn't look stupidly out of place like in other "OMG PRACTICAL EFFECTS ARE BACK" movies (Star Wars TFA)
>Annoying Asian girl and comedy relief mutt sidekick were only in it for a few minutes
Bad
>Dinosaur global apocalypse was dumb (basically premise #! of the movie)
>genetically modified Locust apocalypse was an interesting premise for another movie and actually felt like something right out of Crichton he would have explored in an alternate universe where he didn’t leave us so soon, but the writers and feel of the movie couldn't combine it successfully into the film
>Chris Pratt’s Jedi Force hand move constantly showing up and even being used by other characters on any dinosaur now. It BARELY works on the raptors he spent years training, stfu with that shit.
>Laura Dern looks like she’s having her soul sucked out of her
>Malcolm chaos rants were subpar especially compared to the books, the writers needed to do better
>Lack of gore. Modern PG-13 is bloodless for some reason.
>Malta Star Wars Cantina was stupid
>Treating Giganotosaurus like an evil dino like it was the Indomitus Rex, when it was just being a dino and did absolutely nothing wrong.
>Dr. Wu being all “SOWWY” and getting away with everything
>Dodgson and his mannerisms were just bizarre. Was he supposed to be parodying Tim Cook or something? Dodgson should have just been a sneaky academic thug like he was in the books
>Grumpy strong black lesbian woman who don't need no man with a heart of gold. It's so 2020 it took me right out of the movie every scene she was in
>Clone Girl was annoying
>Malcolm and Laura Dern infiltrating a lab in Hazmats just felt wrong. It didn’t feel like the same characters as the original film, and they simply had jumped the shark by this point.
>The equally predictable black scientist man who was a goodguy. I knew he was betraying Tim Cook from the moment they showed him because you can't have bad black characters in modern hollywood movies
>Jeff Goldblum throwing a fire spear
>ANOTHER Rex and other big “good” dinosaur teamup like it’s a Toho kaiju movie.
Basically, they should have taken out the "techno thriller" element. I know Crichton was fond of that genre and the novel Lost World was part techno thriller, but the modern writers can't successfully combine it with dinosaur action. Speilberg knew his limits, which is why he made Lost World pure dinosaur stuff. Also remove clone girl and strong black lesbian woman. Reduce the runtime to an hour and a half. Make it the characters on an adventure in the bio-sanctuary with BioSyn poacher badguys in the periphery.
That being said, It was not as bad as critics were making it, especially compared to current year where you get bafflingly awful things like Lion King 2019, Halo TV series, Eternals, and Obi-Wan series. I’m not sure why critics are ripping it so bad.
Also, this breaks the chain of JP movies being released in order of quality. JP > Lost World > JP 3 > Jurassic World > Dominion > Fallen Kingdom. Of course books > all and RIP Crichton
for me the movie was too short. it felt like they cut out so many scenes and parts felt rushed as frick. the clone girls was pretty cute, but really annoying. you can blame that on teenager hormones.
I liked the scene where she held up her middle finger
>techno thriller
implying that Chirchton’s grasp on technology wasn’t anything more than a boomer playing MYST. His shit is so dated and cringe
>Clone Girl was annoying
T-take it back
why can't they make her the dinosaur? In this stupid movies logic, she can be 100ft tall and destroys lots of stuff for 2 hours. naked of course
i missed the guns in the movie. like 70% of all encounters would have been solved with an good ol shotgun.
Honestly not related to TV or films but we need Dinosaur shooters back. I don't care if the T-rex ain't acting like an animal, I wanna shoot dinosaurs like that Exoprimal game is advertising
still waiting for dino crisis remastered like they did with the new resident evil games.
Spielisraelite and Lucas went full anti-gun in the 90’s. That’s why the good guys in episode I throw BOOMBAS at the evil gun robots. Which is especially fricking moronic when you consider that Padme wins the day by essentially sleeping with a gun under her pillow (pistols hidden in her throne)
At least in something like batman it is explained as some odd rule the hero has.
I did like the part where the Black scientist said "I WILL NEVER BE LIKE YOU FISH BELLY", a subtle reference to the fact that a future of 100% BIPOC CEOs will undo the moral pitfalls of capitalism
I don't remember that line
sam neil looks like he fell in the fountain of youth
vs.
laura dern looks like a banshee mixed with a demon hiding under a wig
>65 million year prologue
>Good
Yeah, no.
>T. rex with feathers
>Iguanodon and T. rex cohabitating with Giganotosaurus, Oviraptor, Dreadnoughtus
>Sets up a rivalry through "genetic memory"
The worst thing you can do in your dinosaur franchise popularized for its idealistic dinosaur designs is to put wildly inaccurate pop science theories on prehistory in it and present them as fact.
I personally liked it
Like how they had all of the tiny raptors running around and Blue + Beta were like the last classic raptors. It did feel a bit tacky that they explained it off as the new organization being purists or whatever.
>Blue + Beta were like the last classic raptors.
That's not even true, either.
>T. rex with feathers
overreacting much? those were not feathers at all. those were barely visible pig hairs. nothing wrong with a little flufff on the trex
>t. literal homosexual
i like my dinos clean shaven, too. but you autists go apeshit for a little bit of fluff on the neck.
Because it makes no sense.
you realise that all those dinosaurs in the movie never met eachother, because they all lived millions of years apart? the trex is like 130 million years away from el giganto. cry me a fricking river, dude.
Uh, yeah, that was one of the original points I made.
Did you get lost or something?
you have no point, just edge, because you are a edgelord who shits on a summer blockbuster for popcorn munching normies. i am just happy to see some dino action. stuff never gets old.
Enjoy your Cheerios that I shat in, I guess.
okay, wagie, bring me some coke next. and don't spit in it or i will tell your boss and he will fire you.
It's cute when it's mad.
not as mad as you, foaming over some pig hair on a TV dinosaur. stuff was barely visible at all. don't you have to get mad over how real velociraptors are as big as a turkey and are full of feathers?
Didn't read, feathers are gay and JPIII mogs Dominion in every way.
>he likes JP3
you are digging your own grave deeper by the second
>spinosaurus was a big, moronic crocodile with a back fin and not your alpha predator, kiddo
And it's still a better dinosaur in better movie than anything in the World trilogy.
>movie was so bad it killed the franchise for over ten years
Yet Sam Neill likes JPIII and Spinosaurus is still a fan favorite.
Weird, huh?
in your dreams. i bet the poison spitting frill lizard has more fans than THAT controversial addition. and dont pull sam neill into this. he is a saint. all in on
>In the Mouth of Madness
You're right, he is a saint.
Bless this man for his excellent taste and being in the two best Jurassic PARK movies.
>did not like the spino
>liked the thorn mohawk raptor
and don't forget event horizon
He didn't say he liked Spino because that goes without saying. Everybody loves Spino.
i rather save gore on my pc, before i ever have a picture of a spino.
Sounds like you have some issues.
Would make a nice bed
Based Sam Neil realizing that he judged Jurassic Park 3 too harshly after working on something as terrible as Dominion.
Dominion was so bad that you got Sam Neil over here contemplating his career.
JP3 would have been a fan favorite if the raptors suddenly weren't able to jump or climb that one time and if the rex pair from TLW or the raptor pack defeated the spino in the end.
Instead it sucked and remains the worst in the franchise. Maybe JW2 is worse but only because the modern effects were way worse.
>Wants more rexwank
I think you want the World movies, kiddo. Even then, they hate T. rex way more than III ever did.
>Wawawa muh favorite dino didn't win
10 years old me fricking loved JP 3
Jurassic World Dominion makes JPIII look like Jurassic Park in comparison.
>clean shaven
>fluff
Yep it’s a homosexual
Except that there's literally nothing to support the claim that it had it.
>xcept that there's literally nothing to support the claim that it had it.
phylogenetic inference
>Movie sucked but still sold like hotcakes
>Prehistoric planet was good but no where near as memorable as Walking with Dinosaurs and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
tv+
> Either way Jurassic Park still holds Dominion (aaaye) over Dinosaur media while paelogays just go back to seethe at JP after a few weeks while cause they wanted to be angry
There will probably be a new Jurassic movie in 3/4 years too lol
any tips for Jurassic World Evolution 2?
No
But I was considering getting it. Is it any good? I also may get the dominion dlc too when it gets cheaper because I liked the movie.
I just started playing it so I can't really give my opinion on it.
I loved it. Chris Pratt and some Dinosaurus fun. How can it suck?
Based
I liked it too
Based. I look at thing, I like thing.
Based box ticking moron
JURASSIC BUGS. And it wasn't terrible. Better than Jurassic World 2: Gas all the dinosaurs. And way better than 3.
Giga ate the bugs and the ending speech was about us living with vaxxies
I still loved the movie
What did the ending have to do with vaccines?
asiatic scientist redeems himself by releasing genetically modified, killswitch locusts that mate with other locusts and they die off in a generation.
I feel like I got baited a 2nd time. Both this movie and the last one seemed to tease that there would be scenes all over the world showing dinosaurs co-mingling with native species, which opened up some cool idea for setpieces.
Instead we got some weird James Bond type plot (although the chase scene with the raptors was cool). Then finally at the end you get the montage showing the dinosaurs co-existing with nature and it was probably the best part of the whole movie.
I wish they had focused more on that rather than some secret spy infiltrate the lab schtick.
Also there were way too many characters
I get the feeling Jeff Goldblum only agreed to be in this movie if he could write his own lines, because it seems like every time Malcom talked he was basically dunking on the plot/writing.
Isn't that how he has always been?
Also, many things that could sound like that could've been criticisms of the in-universe corporations.
I was thinking more of him poking fun at the ridiculousness of Chris Pratt's motives, but yeah you're probably right.
Movie is much funner if you just view him as Chris Pratt
any embarassing webms from this movie yet?
Dinogays are abhorrent
Should have just did some camp Cadillac's and Dinosaurs. Instead they did monsanto crop collapse with some big birds and annoying women.
Ohnonono[wheeze]
>Kidnapping Maisie
>Inspecting every inch of her body for "science"
Something that was odd about Dominion.. They built Blue up to be the franchise dinosaur over the course of 2 movies only to completely sideline her in Dominion.
Jurassic World either went through heavy rewrites during COVID or Universal just did not give a frick.
The movie is nonsensical in many ways like that.
I'm glad they didn't do that baby yoda shit with Blue. Also, Bryce supposedly wrote down her own ideas and the ideas of the rest of the cast and some of them were used. I think the Malta scene may have been said to be something Pratt wanted to do.
Yeah that sucked I thought Owen and Blue were gonna go on an awesome journey together somehow and get the baby back but instead it was a bunch of annoying women. I noticed they even took the Bruce Dallas muddy wet butt shot out of the movie and you didn't see a thing. Wtf?
I tried reading the wikipedia plot for laughs, what does this mean?
>Electronic implants summon the dinosaurs to protect them from the fire
It is some weird thing that made them all march to a safe place. A brain implant.
oh the them was themselves, the dinosaurs. I thought they were summoned to protect Chris Prat for a momentt
Chris Pratt doesn't need protection
He fell in ice water with a dino and lived
Chris Pratt grabbed a dilophosaurus by the throat like it was a chicken neck
>nice trips
those frill bastards deserve it.
Why wasn't every employee at World trained like him?
we would not need fences. dinosaurs would hide in fear like b***hes
>sweet dubs
Wasn't a full grown dilophosaurus something like 9 feet tall in the book? Why can't we see that instead of this little 4 feet frickers.
the original was pretty boring without frills and no poison. take your poison.
I like how they make them oddly human
Dodgson just sits down and they practically sit with him
They remind me of cats, all cute and shit, then go into attack mode.
Does she count as a dinosaur because of genes?
i forgot how much I hate hearing a br*t talk
I think she sounded cute
Her accent wasn't even that thick so it took a bit to register too.
Not a rexgay but the movies will end when the T-Rex is killed
Highly autistic thread
probably only 5 guys circle jerking around
>internet board for movie discussion
>topic is Jurassic World
>anons discuss a terrible movie
>autism
Make sure you consume more product, anon.. Don't ask questions, just consume.
you mean like how Cinemaphile continues to consume product
I don't care what they say
I'll continue to watch and enjoy jurassic movies as long as they're made
>I'll continue to watch and enjoy jurassic movies as long as they're made
Pathetic consoomer
At least it isn't like marvel or disney
>Cinemaphile continues to consume product
Lol Cinemaphile doesn't watch TV
chris pratt fricking rules
but im sick of dinos bros. im fricking sick of the dinos.
>First Feathered raptor
>The half of the focus is getting Blue's baby
>The Atrociraptors get more screen time
>PYROraptor swims in WATER
>It have pronate in it's last few minutes
what did they mean by this?
I was laughing. Feathergays get what they deserve.
I liked when it got zapped
Should've gotten it a second time
They were tasing the shit out of the raptor in the first one and it wasn't doing shit now suddenly tasers are a man's best friend? This sucked
It is supposedly superpowered
It didn't insta kill the asian lady though but she probably isn't even human
B-BUT MUH REALISTIC DINOSAURARINOS
im sick of seeing dinos in cinema bros. im tired of it. they need to cut it out.
No
Jurassic Era up next
dont say things like that bro. im fed up with dinos bro.
I almost loved Dominion but it ended up sucking.
Dumbest movie i've seen in ages
Asian Vanessa Kirby was hot though so i'll give it a pass
>So this sucked.
yep
>name
>bad opinion
Why does everyone hate Park 3?
3 has a small and frothing fanbase on Cinemaphile but I can't tell if they're trolling troons or muh setpiece gays (who I could understand).
>Less grand in scope. Adds nothing to the story of JP
>Everyone save for Grant and the shit child was useless
>AMANDA
>Raptors cartoonishly smart.
>Spinosaurus kills the T-rex
>T-rex was mogged cause of Jack off horner's theory
>Barney the fricking dinosaur cameo
>Everyone except the mercenaries were A-ok :*~~*~~
>raptors, creatures built to jump and climb can't jump and climb
worst part of 3 for me, pissed me off
Shittiest thread on /tv!/
Ok? Why? It's not about a Disney product?
is that poster real? the brachiosaurus top left must have climbed one of those trees?
The way this poster is arranged looks like the brachiosaurus just ripped legendary saurus ass that killed a nearby T-Rex and that's him dead floating away as a spirit in the fart gas
just look up Bryce Dallas Howard ass on duckduckgo for the uncropped version
it didn't come up
Yeah wtf I just looked and it's gone. I found this same search tho.
You know she'd be even hotter IRL too, holy frick.
kys
>humans stare at dinosaur for several seconds frozen in fear while dinosaur also does nothing
>humans start running away
>dinosaur roars at them for several more seconds giving them a head start instead of immediately chasing after them like a normal predator
>almost catches them
>camera cuts to a different angle showing a much larger distance between humans and dinosaur
>humans get to safety and close the door or shutter just in time as the dinosaur crashes into it
Yes anon
That's how it's been since 1993