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i don't have twitter you fricking vietnam shit
It works for me if I open the link in a private window.
That's just the facts jack!
He’s the biden of Hollywood
that's bruce willis
>I got hairy legs
His eyes have the increasingly close to death look
I was thinking the same thing.
Shut the frick up boomer
NOT A JOKE
wtf is he blind now? cataracts look wild
>cataracts look wild
I was thinking the same thing.
He's going to die soon isn't he?
Doddering old bastard.
He looks like Steve Sailer, can't wait for the biopic
Dear god he looks terrible.
How desperate.
>'im a sad old man watch my movie ;_;'
Clint Eastwood is going to outlive him.
>PS frick crisp rat.
I find it absolutely hilarious that Pratt is currently enjoying life with two of the biggest box offices of the year while Ford is having the biggest bomb of all time.
LISTEN FAT
>disavows all his iconic Lucas/Spielberg roles as kid shit back in the late 80s/90s when he thought he was going to finally have a legitimate career and started trying to star in Oscar bait
>all the Oscar bait he starred in was a bunch of unmemorable shit people only vaguely remember because of the silly memes like muh one armed man muh amish paradise
>fades into obscurity with the millennium
>Lucasfilm and Disney drive a dumptruck full of money up to his house to star in Indiana Jones and Star Wars again
>drops any pretense of dignity and dives right back into the roles he derided except now as a sad old coprorate shill
>he will now mostly be remembered as a decrepit has been actor that had to be CGId in his last few movies because he literally couldn't even walk across a green screen set without assistance
He has more hair than me
LE HECKIN SNAKES
frick pedowood
>The Man in the Hat
When the frick has Indiana Jones ever been called this? They’re just making up shit now
can't call him The Whip Master any more due to potential racist connotations
all the search results i found were recent which leads me to believe its something disney made up
? its an old phrase you zoomer
not its not homosexual, and Im an old fart so I know. simple as
They're just trying to generalize the identity, that way they can stick a hat on anyone (white, black, asian, woman, feline) and now they can share a lineage with Indy, because they'll now both be called "the X in the Hat"
They must be desperate to have Ford make a personal 'heartfelt appeal' to watch his movie so it doesn't become the biggest bomb in history
Man, it must be bombing so fricking bad.
he should play biden
>i don't have twitter
Creep
Umm sweety everyone has Threads now because Elon and Twitter are racist, misogynist pieces of shit.
calm down mark wahlberg
Zucc scared them with his shitty Threads knockoff and they backtracked
knew it'd happen
alot of companies use twitter as a platform for advertising and forcing people to make an account cuts down on traffic
The entire basis of Twitter's commercial interest has been companies being able to reach their customers and potential customers with zero barriers. Requiring an account is the opposite of that and makes the platform less than worthless to them. It's totally nonsensical.
>July 5th
>see this article
>check
>get the login prompt and can’t continue
>fast forward several days
>people are reposting the article everywhere
>check again
>still walled
Epic simply epic
Skill issue
Links to direct tweets work for everyone again. You're a fricking braindead Black person that needs to clear his cookies.
>Links to direct tweets work for everyone
Cool. The larger restriction is still there on the site as a whole. The article mentions it has lifted these restrictions, but it has really only lifted one specific restriction, it has not lifted the larger blackout. You may not view tweets, you may view direct links to individual tweets, and clicking off a direct tweet to anywhere else brings you back to the wall. You may not view tweet replies to tweets on the same page. No I don't care if I sound like an autist over this, I will not tolerate any amount of journalistic weasel language.
Elon is fricking moronic. But, I knew only his brand of stupidity would be grand enough to kill Twitter.
This. If it's behind a "log in to continue" screen I will just ignore the content. Every time. If everyone did that they'd lose their fricking minds.
nah, it's working now
'MEMBER SNAKES??
it's honestly weird how truly shit everything is now.
It's like bizarro land
>Okay Harrison, great, let’s do one more with emotion
>Ahhh, go frick yourself. The movie sucks and nobody is going to see it. We had a promotion with Applebees where we gave away tickets with any $35 purchase! WE CAN'T GIVE THESE FRICKING TICKETS AWAY BECAUSE YOU buttholeS HAD TO ROPE ME INTO MAKING JUST ONE MORE MOVIE!
>*mutters to himself* I knew I shoulda got the money up front instead of points on the back end
>makes the right choice in the beginning of his career
>makes the wrong choice now
Absolute pottery.
twitter is dead fricktard
You have to go back
>Twitter is...LE BAD
Twitter is for low impulse control low attention span mentally disabled teenagers and if you had any sense in your head you would know
>Twitter is for low impulse control low attention span mentally disabled teenagers
Kinda like Cinemaphile?
Cinemaphile has a time limit and captcha, if you're truly moronic enough to want to engage anybody here it at least goes through 2 stages of filtration
Yes, that's mostly what we get now, but there's no sense in adding more to it.
We want those people to leave and go to the sharty or something
My hopes are that another social media platform arises where you can say whatever you want (as long as it's legal) and all the kids here who have no where else to be moronic go there instead.
Twitter have been LE BAD for more than a decade.
senile old man
It's not so much that he's old but you can tell he can barely even pretend to give a shit about promotions
what a disingenuous little shit
You need to post screenshots of twitter now. Musk went full moron and restricts normal people from seeing that terrible sites shit.
>Musk went full moron and restricts normal people from seeing that terrible sites shit.
Extremely based. Why would you want to see twitter garbage? Elon is saving you from yourself
I was able to watch it and I don't have an account
>https://twitter.com/IndianaJones/status/1677473112353570816?s=20
how did he restrict it? I don't have an account and can see the stupid post just fine
>stay mad chuds, there's a strong intelligent woman in this movie doing what Indiana Jones does but better!
>wait, don't go, please see our movie!
Humiliation ritual
More like shameless money prostitute ritual.
Its probably not even him, no one is assuming its ai generated, Harrison is quoted as hating all these dumbass popcorn movies he has to make in his old age. At this point I don't trust any actor or any statement Hollywood makes to protect it's own money.
Does he have glaucoma or something
He's probably developing cataracts. Dude's old as frick, literally 80 years old.
>Does he have glaucoma or something
He has what are technically known as “Grey” eyes.
“Grey” eyes, are common in some ethnicities, and can get a bit foggier (less translucent) as a person ages.
Watching the elderly decline is painful
HE SAID THE SNAKE THINGS, HE MENTIONED SNAEKS AND I KNOW WHAT IT IS REFERENCING TO
Bro, leave Harrison out of this. I'm not watching your movie.
You guys are so hateful.
OOoooooh look at the self-righteous butthole over here!
Harrison Ford hates you more.
its what makes us special, and I mean Cinemaphile
Good. He encapsulates everything wrong with israelitelywood.
There is nothing enjoyable about this. Cinema is truly dying and all of our childhood heroes have suffered a humiliating decline into irrelevancy.
>Cinema is dying
Do not weep for what was shall remain and what is shall turn to dust
i for one am glad they are ruining their "legacy"
Cinema hates you.
jesus, is he blind?
I will especially not watch the movie now dragging some old dude out of the retirement home just to advertise your home is sick
He's doing this because he wants the money. Stop concern trolling.
Damn. Won't be long now.
Does he have cataracts in his eyes?
Probably. He's 80.
I know he doesn't give a goddamn shit other than more cash for doing this. We can sense the sarcasm, Harrison.
>C'mon Harrison we need more sincerity here. We need the normies to think you actually give a shit about. Just get it done and you can take your nap.
>TAKE 523!
biden vibe
they’re literally quoting what tom cruise says word for word in his shill videos since covid
>see you at the movies
PAarT TIME
it's the saddest thing that can happen in an actors career, they can't admit they are too old to rehash their old roles. rather than just embracing their age and acting accordingly they keep chasing after the fountain of youth.
Tom Cruise is doing this now, you could already tell he is geriatric looking in maverick but in the new MI it's really starting to show.
>it's the saddest thing that can happen in an actors career
Boo Hoo, h's crying while cashing his multi-million dollar paycheck. We should all suffer such a career nadir.
Tom Cruise has never been in better shape in his entire life. Yeah, he's wrinkling and his hair's receding a bit, and he's clearly had some (tasteful) work done, is probably on TRT, but his 60 is the equivalent of an incredibly athletic 40 year old. Do you see the stunts he does in every Mission Impossible movie?
But yeah, he should probably call it quits as an action star pretty soon, go out on a high note with this duology of MI movies
Are you that guy from earlier who says take the one side but then list a bunch of counter points?
It's been showing since Ghost Protocol
What was the stage phrase? Something like "Hal in youth, Hamlet in adulthood, Lear in old age"?
>Tom Cruise is doing this now, you could already tell he is geriatric looking in maverick but in the new MI it's really starting to show.
At least Cruise recognises this, as Dead Reckoning pt 1+2 are the end of his role in the franchise.
Besides, he's still actually performing all those ridiculous stunts - if he can still do that stuff IRL for the cameras, I can suspend my disbelief that his character could do that stuff.
If he's still playing Ethan Hunt in his 70s then different story.
Aren't you a little worried that Tom Cruise will kick your ass now?
He's said multiple times that he hates that role and especially it's fan so all I can think of while watching this is how much they must have paid him or what blackmail they have.
I thought he only hated being han solo
He doesn't like fandoms which is respectable but he's never shown that he's cared or was honored about any of it. Even if he was he should honor it by making better movies.
Ford hates everything.
One of us.
He said he hated Star Wars but had a ton of fun being Indy
Maybe I was thinking of Han Solo but I'm pretty sure he hates the serious fans of Indy as well.
Everyone hates super obnoxious fanboy types like that
Hamil desperately soaks up all the attention he can get
Harrison Ford loves playing Indy. In interviews throughout the 90s and 00's he lamented that George and Steve could never agree on a script because he said he wanted to keep playing Indy forever and getting Indy 5 made was a condition for him to agree to do TFA.
>He's said multiple times that he hates that role
No he hasn't. He doesn't hate "fans" either. He hates fricking Star Wars dweebs who ask him stupid questions and can't understand it was just a job to him
>He hates fricking Star Wars dweebs who ask him stupid questions
Anyone who stars in nerd shit has to deal with nerd fans. homosexual actors, artists, whoever, who can't understand that, should just fade away.
Is Hamill such a gay about nerds too? He voiced the Joker since the 90s, so he'd have all the DC and Star Wars nerds crawling on him.
>Hamill such a gay about nerds too? He
No because Hamill is also a dweeb and his career outside of Star Wars was pathetic so he gladly rolls around in that filth
To be fair, he did rather well for not being israeli and having a bunch of nepotism opportunities. Not to mention his face was fricked up real bad
Ford is israeli. His mother is 100% a daughter of Abraham
Nerd shit barely existed before Star Wars. It was one of the media that made modern nerd fandoms as we know them, along with Star Trek. Nobody at the time had any idea how weird audiences would get about that particular movie. Alec Guinness was also a little weirded out by how strongly some people reacted to Star Wars.
guinness was right. Living in fantasy got us the fricked up world we live in today.
No.based Hamill knows who butters his bread and has leaned in hard to the fandoms and not only has it resulted in tons of steady paycheques but also a much higher admiration from the fandom who will remember him fondly when he passes instead of as a bitter old stooge who pretended like he was above nerd shit when his life consisted of literally playing make belief on camera.
>No.Pozzed Hamill knows who butters his bread and has leaned in hard to the hollywood wokeness and not only has it resulted in tons of steady paycheques but also a much higher admiration from the studio execs who will forget about him the moment he stops being useful to them
ftfy
Cry all you want about it but right wing chuds aren't the ones going to conventions and buying movies and games and engaging positively on social media. Sorry Hamill is smart enough not to blow up his career reciting the 14 sacred words on stage just to please a bunch of losers who wouldn't have his back even if he did.
Lefties aren't buying shit either, though.
Maybe if movies weren't absolute trash nowadays, people would actually reach for their wallet.
>Lefties aren't buying shit either, though.
Except for the fact that, you know, they literally are the only ones paying for media. How many anons are there that don't pirate? Right wingers don't support shit that's why there is little to media aimed them and the only even slightly right wing media is just YouTube grifters getting rich off patreon whales for making videos with the most basic b***h takes.
>they literally are the only ones paying for media
Ah yes that's why Sound of Freedom was killing it at the box office this weekend, right? Because RiGhT wInGeRs don't pay for things. That's why all those feel good pixar movies from the past few years have stupendous box office successes, right? That's why sociopolitical casting/causes being mainlined into marvel has done wonders for their bottom line, Phase most successful phase, right? That's why all the Star Trek conventions are jam-packed with people, right?
>That's why all the Star Trek conventions are jam-packed with people, right?
I actually want to see the (absolute) state of Star Trek cons now
>state of Star Trek cons now
pretty sad tbh, at least for any of the new shit.
if Mark Hamill announced he was a Nazi zealot I would have his back
imagine the memes & seethe
On the flip side, isnt it kind of idiotic of him to not understand why such an iconic role would be special to people.
Fords shitty attitude in interviews has really soured me on him lately.
the only reason he played Han in TFA was because disney promised him another Indy movie in exchange
He never hated Indy, moron.
He's not a good actor and nobody buys you're honored. Are you losing money on this movie ford cause I hope so. I hope you invested a shit ton of money into it.
>for the fans
I thought he hated his nerd fans with a passion.
Does he have cataracts?
His eyes are so fricking cloudy how can he even see where he is.
I wonder what he said right before they began filming this clip and right after.
I'm so sorry, Indy. I'm not paying money to see a flick with a girlboss emasculating you. Last Crusade was the finale.
I don't want to get old
And to think you would be incredibly lucky to be as coherent and physically able as Ford when you hit 80
'tis the curse of mortality, knowing that you will become less than you were. Many great men have gone mad trying to escape it.
This is like Bud Lite begging its customers to return. Absolutely pathetic, and not a shred of sincerity.
What compels someone to be like this?
If I lived near Hendersonville and saw this I would have claimed his tickets.
weak.
>Harrison Ford has always been one of my favorite actors
Holy fricking boomer moment
>lonelygagger
Fit in
Jesus, imagine being so weak-minded.
well, I'm glad that Lonely Gagger chimed in.
I feel kinda bad, but at the same time he was complicit in deconstructing Han Solo and Indiana Jones.
>I feel kinda bad
He seriously only cares about money and you can bet he got paid a good amount for this
He probably gets a percentage of the box office. Which explains his begging now.
Ohh, so when your movie is flopping now you feel like playing along and winking at fans, but God forbid they ask you to do that at conventions, then its back to crotchety old homosexual "I dont give a shit" answers.
he can't afford his daily liquefied baby spinal injections to rejuvenate because indy is a flop-a-rino. shame on you all
God, what a homosexual. Even his sucking up seems insincere.
>for more than 40 years it's been my honor to play lroto-capeshitman
What a fricking joke
Imagine working in film for 40 years and having no sense of wonder or imagination.
Its a fun mental exercise, not the end of the world frick sake. Have fun with fans you dickhole.
He can't get hard anymore so he takes it out on the world.
Who would win in a fight, Han Solo or Indiana Jones?
>I don't understand the question, I play both of them.
OK, say, hypothetically, that they are two different, real, people which one would win in a fight?
>I don't get it, they're not real.
>it's been my honor to play lroto-capeshitman
So now all action heroes are capeshit?
>iconic costume
>fights le ebil nazis
>makes snarky quips
Indiana Jones is indeed capeshit for boomers
Then everything is. Jaws, Godfather, etc. It's all surface level shit for normies.
Maybe film is just a juvenile medium itself?
i'll summarise so you don't have to watch the video
>da israelites dug me up from the crypt and resurrected me usin da black magic ova here!
>ohhh ayy the balls on dis kid!
>dey wanted me to be in anuddah shitty movie so they can have even more money to get their kids dick tips cut off or some shit ohhh ayyy i'm american ova ere!
Accurate
am I supposed to be reading this as a desperate last attempt to get people to watch their shit?
cause that is what it looks like.
Honestly he has more emotion in this clip than in the movie itself. Although he sounds so gravely and looks so bad it’s like a visit from the undead.
Fricking die already Ford you waste of space.
Could anything have saved this shitter movie? A hot young sidekick that's feminine? No mystery meat? No hideous jeet eyesore CG? Indie serving as a father figure like Connery was, to a younger hero who does all the shooting and punching? Was it fully irredeemable?
they could have started with not demeaning the male lead
They should have brought back Mutt and Short Round. Recast Shia if they had to. Make it a family adventure.
And no time travel.
They had to do time travel. They did aliens last movie, timetravel this movie, and the next will be capeshit.
>They should have brought back Mutt and Short Round. Recast Shia if they had to. Make it a family adventure
Agreed
The only thing that might have saved this PoS was keeping Shia as Mutt as the MC with Indy playing the Connery role as gruff mentor, and a certain amount of self-aware humour about how this is really the last time he's going to get involved with any of this shit. I generally don't like meta humour but in a soulless cash grab like this it is forgivable.
>keeping Shia as Mutt as the MC with Indy playing the Connery role as gruff mentor
That'd be fricking horrible though, nobody wants to see Mutt as a main character.
It would have been 1000x better than Fleabag and you know it.
Shia has redeemed himself through his abject rejection of Hollywood.
No. Nobody wants to watch a senior citizen be a main character in what's supposed to be a fun action movie. Contemporary audiences are impossible to write for anymore because there's too much shitty identity politics in everything.
The only way you could have a successful Indian Jones movie nowadays would be totally recasting the lead with a charismatic young actor (lmao good luck finding one of those) with a script that would be derided by everyone as racist right wing woman hating propaganda. Raiders would've been Cancelled if it had've been released today, people would be throwing molotovs through Harrison's window for starring in a movie that dated to portray indigenous peoples as spear chucking savages and for having a love interest that he explicitly banged when she was a child and for using BIPOC persons as props and for being a white savior figure.
It's just impossible to write movies with genuine wide appeal anymore because western society has become too fractured. The only hope is AI coming into its own to let people actually create movies without having to rely on actors and producers to make professional looking movies. Until then movies are just going to get shittier and shittier.
You’re saying either Hollywood dies or ID pol gays get ignored forever.
Sound like Win-Win to me.
Fat gay
You are so fricking pathetic it's unreal.
You should legitimately have a nice day.
He's too old now.
>too old now
He looks younger than fricking zoomers today. Have you seen him in GOTG3?
look at his fricking massive eye bags moron. even with a face full of makeup he looks old and that shit was filmed 3 fricking years ago so he looks even older now
Jurassic World was shit
10 years too late for that
Actually the first 30 mins of the movie was great and completely works as a self contained Indy short story (if you forget about the rest of the movie). They literally could've just done a whole movie with de-aged Ford like that then have him old at the end as the final send off for the character and it would've been 10000x better than the shit we got.
Nothing wrong with this. What's wrong is he now lectures the hoi polloi - that's you, anons - about climate change and other globalist talking points.
FOR THE FANS FRICK THE CRITICS
So what happens when he's gone? Ford is arguably the last of the old school movie stars. Sure we've still got Cruise, but he's new school and just doesn't have the same pull as someone like Ford had. Still has for some reason.
Anthony Mackie (for personal reasons admittedly) had been bringing this sort of thing up, before he switched back to koolaid.
Are we really going to be left with only IP?
Celebrities destroyed their own lives when they decided to put every evil dumb opinion they thought on Twitter. Not our fault no one wants to worship them anymore.
Ford and Arnold will never die, you can bet all your money they're training AI on their faces and will just get some mook to act and then deep mind their face onto them. You can live in the 00's forever, all your actors will be immortal. It's the perfect scam, no name actors do the acting (who you don't pay) then you just cg a face on them
I feel like he got paid more than my annual salary to record and post this
>paid
hahahahahahaha
>We dont need white male audi...ACK!
>Thank you all, it also would be nice to see you watching our movie, teehee. Please?
lmao harrison ford hated doing shit like indiana jones and han solo and was open about it for ages, like good for him for getting paid to say this garbage but lol
people still use twitter??
please watch le movie
>anon you be made redundant, but I would you to stay on try your replacement vs. anon I've reversed mortgaged the family home
>plz see my mobie
Lucas was always moronic as an old man.
>Lucas has billions
>anon is shitposting on 4chen
The only moron here is you
I like how everyone blames Lucas for that moronic scene as if Spielberg didn't approve the script, go down to the set and shoot it, and finally approve the final product that came out of VFX
>go down to the set and shoot it
It's all CGI, Spielberg probably approved it because he didn't have to do any work
mutt swinging with monkeys
goddamn forgot how fricking moronic that movie was
You dont think it's more moronic archimedes could create a time machine from a fricking watch?
yes that was also fricking dumb. both movies are shit, but shitty cgi mutt swinging with shitty cgi monkeys is worse
Sorry but shitty cgi Romans, shitty cgi time travel and everything else about this movie are much worse.
I can ignore the moronic nog swinging because it's a stupid 50 second bit that lucas and Noseberg wanted. Even Shia said it was shit which got him blacklisted by george
Jesus he looks like shit
Was this timed to come out for the second weekend? Would this have existed if it was making Endgamemoney?
This was definitely a last minute ploy to try and recover a little bit for it's 2nd weekend. Execs saw the numbers coming out of opening weekend on Monday, and were probably on the phone with Ford the same day, telling him they needed him in front of camera by Wednesday.
>https://twitter.com/IndianaJones/status/1677473112353570816?s=20
He has that hostage video stare. How blackmailed is this guy?
>How blackmailed is this guy?
He's so old, I can't imagine he has anything to lose at this point. Why would he shill for D*sney? He already got paid.
they gave him more money
Is he going blind? The frick is wrong with his eyes?
Cataracts. He's 80 years old this year and cataracts are common in people of such advanced age.
Wow you would think a fricking actor would do a better job at ACTING
>so desperate that they have to trot out the octogenarian who's publicly infamous for only still doing it for the money, to read a script that his colour-devoid eyes cannot hide the lies of
>LOLOLOL OLD PERSON LOOKS OLD
And he's thanking the audience for liking him as the character forever, this post is the epitome of the vile elementary school level cruelness of this board, no matter what you think of the movie
I’d kill to look like that at fricking 80
Too bad you wouldn't be doing much looking with those eyes.
Dude serious question, what the frick is your problem? You get your kicks making fun of the way an old man looks?
Dude, serious answer; frick off.
Harrison Ford isn't going to let you suck his saggy old balls off the floor for white knighting for him you pussy virtue signaler.
Get help
I don't need help making fun of you simping for a crusty old man.
You're the homosexual critiquing the features of an old man
You're a homosexual for defending one like you're in love with him. See how that works?
isn't he supposed to be an actor?
that was stiff as frick, not wholesome.
>tracking to be the biggest box office bomb in history
>drag old blind harrison out to beg people to see it
AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>drag old blind harrison out to beg people to see it
He didn't do that.
>He didn't do that.
lmao right, as the movie tracks to be literally the biggest box office bomb in history, the beloved actor just felt compelled to shoot an aw-shucks tom cruise "see you at the movies!!!!" internet video for no reason at all
>Spielberg probably approved it because he didn't have to do any work
sure, but he still looked at the final product and said "yep, that'll do, my name's going on that"
You can tell he actually gives a shit about Indy because he never does press for anything, and when he's forced to do press he goes into butthole mode with everybody.
I find it funny that he doesn't even want to talk about Han Solo but does shit like this for Indy.
He looks sad
what's this
Zuckerberg's Twitter wannabe app. No fricking clue why anon posted this.
i thought harrison hated the characters he played and had contempt for fans?
if he actually enjoys playing this role why not make more indy films in the 80s and 90s when it would make sense?
every role he's reprised sucks
>blade runner
>han solo
>indy
I personally think he's wanted to kill off all his old iconic characters so nobody else could play them, hence Han Solo and Deckard. And the original ending is the one that leaked, namely young Indy sacrificing himself in the 1930s to save Fleabag, erasing old Indy, and then Fleabag takes up the mantle and the movie ends with a montage of her doing various iconic Indy scenes. But then the test audiences absolutely hated it so much Disney panicked and reshot the entire third act, hence the $350 million budget and nonsensical ending
I thought the reason they didn't make more movies in the 90's was due to Lucas and Spielberg not being able to agree on what the next movie should be, not because of Ford
Ford didn't want to be stuck doing the same characters over and over again when he was in his prime. Our guy wanted to be the Fugitive and Jack Ryan and the President
>Ford didn't want to be stuck doing the same characters over and over
>proceeds to play the same stock-standard american male in every role
well I mean he's not actually a very good actor
but you could see how he'd rather do Patriot Games than another Indy or Star Wars movie, and I don't think it's a coincidence that every old character he's played gets killed off
>coincidence that every old character he's played gets killed off
He's been pretty explicit about demanding the characters die for him to come back, so yeah, it's no coincidence.
I get not wanting to be typecast, but if you don't have any range to begin with, then whats the point? He didn't want to be typecast but then kept accepting essentially the same role and playing them nearly the same each time.
I guess he's okay with typecasting if he's doing it to himself.
I don't think it has anything to do with getting typecast. I think big budget productions, especially fantasy and scifi ones, turned him. From having to jetset all over the world, staying in weird places, production delays because some giant setpiece isn't working properly. Big properties are going to insist on big media tours, which he also clearly hates.
I think he wanted to be able to take roles where he can show up to some farmhouse in bumfrick nowhere, or studio backlot for a week or two, still collect a fat check, and then go home.
IIRC he really only hated playing Han. I thought he was indifferent about Indy, and actually liked playing Deckard (what do you know, the one that didn't have a sequel for forever).
And you were right, this is Disney coping with the biggest bomb of all time after their shills spent the best part of the months laughing at the flash for losing way less money than this
Funny how you can view twitter posts without an account now that Threads is fricking their shit up
That didn't take long kek
Remember the "data scraping" issue, so they limited the amount of tweets someone can view each day?
What if that was zucc? What if it's all been a clever ruse by him this whole time.
>start massively scraping the site for data to use later, and cause the site to have issues
>force Elon to take drastic measures, resulting in bad publicity
>release your alternative to twitter now that everyone is riled up and angry
Alternatively:
>Frick, Elon have made it so that I can't read Tweets
>Yo eggheads, built a Twitter copy and do it fast!
>release Threads
>immediately allowed to read tweets without logging in again
The Zucc is playing 5d chess.
>I'm impassively reading israeli text from a prompter, please watch our dogshit flick
why is Biden advertising a movie?
what's the snakes thing?
>I mentally blocked it out
>my mind protected me as a mother protects her baby
>moron shitposter forces me to remember
frick you
zoom zoom zoom
Indiana Jones, the character, famously hates snakes.
Holy fricking shit. What the frick are you doing here?
about Han Solo now...
checky
>alright, your check, mr. ford
He's a c**t. He only does it for the money and shits on the fans, Frick him and his lacklustre performances.
Here's that kid I was telling you about
So I liked 1-3 and through 4 was pretty meh but slightly entertaining. How is 5 compared? Worse or better than 4? I love me some Nazi Mikkelsen
Why can't they just recast the character?
What happened to the concept of "actors playing characters"? They didn't digitally de-age Harrison Ford for the flashbacks or TV show because it HAS TO BE HIM, it's a character in a story.
Because Harrison Ford is the selling point of the series, not Indiana Jones. They won't make any money if they cast some rando
I feel like I'm going crazy. They're fun adventure films. Who the frick was watching Raiders thinking "boy, I really hope we find out what Indiana's relationship to his father is like"?
Not exactly riveting character studies, are they?
A movie doesnt have to be a complex character study to benefit greatly from a strong cast. Ford in his prime oozed charisma from every orifice, which helped make a fun adventure movie even more fun because you're following a fun character that's being well portrayed. Most modern actors have the charisma of a door stopper, so of course studios would want to stick with what's old and proven when it comes to their casting. It's why names like Stallone and Schwarzenegger still get asses in seats.
I suppose so. They could have cast Cary Elwes, the film would be the same.
It's Humphrey Bogart in The Treasure of the Sierra Madre, not Humphrey Bogart in The Big Sleep.
In a few years they'll be able to use dead actors indefinitely
Reification. Indiana Jones isn't a character anymore, and can't exist separately from the exact physical appearance of a particular actor. Culture has ossified, and imagination is almost impossible.
In the 90s it would have been absurd to even consider what is now routine - digital deaging.
They wanted to.
Guess who stopped Spielberg.
>Pre-recorded marketing shit
>Twitter
kys
Watching this movie right now
It's so fricking horrible. I can't stand this c**t with the mole and the entire movie feels ai generated. Frick this shit.
HELL be fine.
Future investors and shareholders meetings will be the only kino things to come out of Yidsney for a while.
Cinemaphile long ago became screenshot of twitter
>Elon bought Twitter to destroy it, to save Cinemaphile
Based
Han Hobo
When exactly did Hollywood become so overtly and obviously evil?
When Obama became President?
Hollywood has always been evil.
>overtly and obviously
Yes moron
When you started paying attention.
did they realize that his "being a dick and not giving a shit" character isn't gonna sell the film?
It's very much the wrong character for Indiana Jones, who always came across as serious rather than dickish, and just wanted to get back to his lecturing and didn't really hold with all this mystical nonsense that got in his way.
jesus things must be really bad to get Harrison to do this thing.
The israelite is really cominv to the surface with him now
many such cases
I've seen that look. Harrison Ford doesn't have a long time to live. Before old people die they always have this dead vacant look in their eyes.
He might have cancer or something already and just hasn't gone public. Maximum 6 months left to live.
He really became a vile israelite in the end
>men don't hit the w-ACK!
Eh, it's not that bad. Harrison seems to hold less contempt for Indy than he does for star wars. The movie was way more cringe
I feel bad kind of bad but why didn't he stop phoebe waller c**t to take over the movie if he loves Indy so much?
part time
It reminds me of Godfather 3. A movie that didn't need to be made and is worse than it's predecessors. That being said, the Fleabag woman's character was actually kind of likeable and the kid was ok. The plot was moronic and pulpy but meh. Could have been a lot better but is what it is. I saw Fast X when it came out and that was dogshit. This is a better popcorn movie.
He's got the milky old man eyes.
>WE MADE THIS MOVIE FOR THE FANS
Why is it so shit then
Because the fans are a bunch of shit eaters?
It's the fans who are wrong
This is just them being desperate, he doesn't care if people go see the movie or not, he didn't even bother to wear the hat. Disney is just hoping Dial of Destiny doesn't loose out to that movie about stopping child trafficking this weekend.
>we made this for the fans
Didn't KK say frick the fans?
Hate how they brought back public viewing only to not be able to see replies / who they where replying to. fricking elon c**t
Honestly a travesty what they forced that man to go through.
Ford : we made this movie for the fans!
Fans : why is it so fricking awful then??? No one asked or wanted this!
The take away from this movie ends up being skull wasnt as bad. That's it.
I was happy with indie getting married, finding he had a son and was happy to settle down with his family.
This movie - hes 80, son died, divorced wife, drinks, all friends are dead, helena cucks him at every chance, must stop nazis because they want to change history and kill hitler, his life meant nothing in the end because hes lost everything that was precious to him.
Wow what writing!
>his life meant nothing in the end because hes lost everything that was precious to him.
The fate of all white men
exactly
they really had to just ruin everything about his life, and for what??
its very sad this is his last film as indy
shouldn't have accepted this script harrison you fool...
He looks and talks like joe biden. Even got the same eyes. Do all white boomers end up looking like that?
thas what happens when they run low on adrenochrome
>The Man With The Hat
what website do you think you are on
What.
his eyes look like he's blind
>"See you at the movies unless there are snakes of course."
.......I got nothing.
I 'member when he still looked fine as Indy...
Do you think the cut ending with helena going through time and stealing indies scenes will ever surface?
It's pretty clear the movie cuts and pastes in this new ending when the original was this awful helena one
Probably in a later reprint of the blu ray as a selling point.