>cast 5'5" actor >it's a plot point that he's so hideous he can only marry an ugly older woman who desperately needs money >main love interest? 6'3" actor
honestly female-oriented romances have the worst blackpills
Also notice all the shots focusing on Darcy's hands or the scene where Keira Knightley almost walks face first into his chest and gets flustered, and the long extended scene of her admiring his massive palace. This movie is designed for the female gaze
Jordan Peterson redpilled me on the female monomyth pattern and how Pride & Prejudice, Twilight, and Fifty Shades of Grey are all essentially the same archetypal story. Also every Harlequin romance novel ever
It's all the same beauty and the beast story >man who is powerful or intimidating or dangerous or wild in some way takes a special interest in female lead >friction between them mixed with simmering sexual tension >he has a soft side that is only revealed to her alone in some way, only she understands him >he is so enraptured by her secret specialness (whatever that may be, sometimes nothing specific at all) that he gives up his independence and is tamed
Compare this to the male hero's journey story. I explained this all to my girlfriend one time and she told me it was all bullshit but was also blushing so make of that what you will
Also I haven't watch this one but it looks like similar subject matter: https://youtu.be/Wo7qFJ3X4Mo?si=eckNwqqyBLTZhXHt
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
The truth about incels is that it's not ugliness or disagreeableness or even poverty that's their problem, women can excuse those things. It's that they're high inhibition cowards + whiners and those are the biggest turn-offs for women. Hideous snowboarders, scrawny jobless drug addicts, gregarious cripples, and even sleaze-maxxing pajeets can all get pussy but incels can't.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>It's that they're high inhibition cowards + whiners
Exactly right. They're pussies basically aka weak men
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
OK but there's a big difference between "getting pussy" from a 4/10 plain Jane and getting it from an 8/10 beautiful babe. I remember how my family and friends and other people treated me differently when they found out what one of my ex-girlfriends looked like. A couple random people even asked me what I did for a living or what my family did to figure out if I was rich. It was like their way of coping.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Thanks brah.
The truth about incels is that it's not ugliness or disagreeableness or even poverty that's their problem, women can excuse those things. It's that they're high inhibition cowards + whiners and those are the biggest turn-offs for women. Hideous snowboarders, scrawny jobless drug addicts, gregarious cripples, and even sleaze-maxxing pajeets can all get pussy but incels can't.
>The truth about incels is that it's not ugliness or disagreeableness or even poverty that's their problem,
It depends on the woman, but it can definitely be any of those things.
>It's that they're high inhibition cowards + whiners and those are the biggest turn-offs for women.
Though I agree, this is a death sentence for any man. Not only in relationships, but at a very personal level.
I watched the movie with a girl, and tried to point out how the one short autistic dude seems nice but everyone shits on him. She said something like "ew but hes so weird though" and i tried to get her to say what specifically was weird and she just insisted he is
>seems nice
he's a servile and unintelligent man while also being extremely vain. he's basically just a redditor which is why no other character likes him and Elizabeth's own father doesn't want her to marry him. did you even watch the film?
You clearly didn't look at who Mr Collins was, which is fitting. He spoke and didn't observe his interlocuter, which is to say he spiritually wants to marry a wooden doll wife; he's not really alive and desires/can achieve no degree of intimacy because he talks at people, and has preordained conversations with himself in their presence. He is incapable of companionship, and thus degrades anyone who is in his company. He has the all the forms of politeness with none of the spirit. He's not malicious, but totally self-indulgent and solipsistic
>seems nice
he's a servile and unintelligent man while also being extremely vain. he's basically just a redditor which is why no other character likes him and Elizabeth's own father doesn't want her to marry him. did you even watch the film?
>vain
So was Mr. Darcy but he was worth "fixing" wasn't he?
You clearly didn't look at who Mr Collins was, which is fitting. He spoke and didn't observe his interlocuter, which is to say he spiritually wants to marry a wooden doll wife; he's not really alive and desires/can achieve no degree of intimacy because he talks at people, and has preordained conversations with himself in their presence. He is incapable of companionship, and thus degrades anyone who is in his company. He has the all the forms of politeness with none of the spirit. He's not malicious, but totally self-indulgent and solipsistic
eloquent, articulate, nuanceanon casually btfos shallow and resentful blackpill poster. Many such cases. SSKK
I watched the movie with a girl, and tried to point out how the one short autistic dude seems nice but everyone shits on him. She said something like "ew but hes so weird though" and i tried to get her to say what specifically was weird and she just insisted he is
FWIW it's implied that Mary has a crush on Mr. Collins so even if you're an unlikeable incel you could still get some autistic pussy back in the day
I've only seen 2005 but I thought it was shockingly well shot and acted, I really wasn't expecting much and my gf got mad at me when stating this to her even though I was complimenting the movie
1940 film has my favorite Elizabeth (Greer Garson). 1980 BBC miniseries is the only one to get Mr Bennet's character right. 2005 BBC has some great performances (Jennifer Ehle and Colin Firth) and some awful characterizations (Mrs Bennet is a shrieking fish wife straight from a Monty Python sketch). 2005 film has a great Lizzie, but also is easily the most cinematic- cinematography, score, editing, etc are much much better than any other version.
I've only seen 2005 but I thought it was shockingly well shot and acted, I really wasn't expecting much and my gf got mad at me when stating this to her even though I was complimenting the movie
Lol, kind of a backhanded compliment, anon.
this one gets all the characters, the romance and the comedy right
It's great, but gets Mr Bennet and Mr Collins wring in some key ways. Akso, all those scenes of Darcy on his own are made up (in, not in the book).
pride and prejudice is so frickin good. The soundtrack is great too
Love the score for the 2005 film. Same composer also scored Atonement (also directed by Jow Wright and starring Keira).
No big British breasts on any of these girls
Lol. Jennifer Ehle is super stacked, anon.
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Kino.
The first proposal scene in that film is hilarious.
1995 BBC miniseries and 2005 Movie are both kino tbh.
I was shocked at how well made 2005 was when I first watched it, because no-one ever talks about it and it was on Netflix so I assumed it was just shit.
Saying this as a man with an unblemished record of raw staunch heterosexuality. This shit is my guilty pleasure. I can watch it a hundred times and still love every scene. Frick the colin firth version and frick the book too
>OP can't into fairytales
this is also a very grounded form of fairytale. Meant to be for the fems but I still enjoy the shit out beauty and the beast you fricks so I enjoy this
>entitled prostitutes
nah bro. those prostitutes werent virgins and had no virtue even back then, its a lie like codes of conduct in war with knights and honor. theyh slaughtered women and children and didnt give a frick lol
Is there a word for when bottom feeders insist that everyone is secretly as repugnant as themselves, and also apply this to civilizations alien to them and entire periods of history? There's probably a highly specific German word or something.
>those prostitutes werent virgins and had no virtue even back then
Yeah it's completely out of the question that the aristocracy of the world's most powerful empire at the peak of its culture could keep their noblewomen almost entirely chaste. They were actually all as licentious as your obese single mother and your sisters who suck dick for weed Pedro.
>entire family has a breakdown at the implication that one sister could've likely had extramarital sex with Mr. Wickham
Did you even watch the movie? They absolutely maintained their virginities because they would be worthless otherwise, the entire thing's about women competing to be as appealing to rich men as possible, down to all of them learning how to play piano and dance and sing just to impress them
He's autistic but sincere. This is what women love the most. The wealth is the salad dressing that seals the deal but the fact that he tries so hard to be her husband despite stumbling so much like a moron is what makes him so endearing to women. Take the scene in the rain for example where she's rejecting him and they're arguing but she clearly wants to frick him and marry him despite denying it
or you could just aim for a Charlotte
All the Charlottes today are Tinder slampigs for the Mr. Wickhams
Even charlotte got a well to do.
>cast 5'5" actor
>it's a plot point that he's so hideous he can only marry an ugly older woman who desperately needs money
>main love interest? 6'3" actor
honestly female-oriented romances have the worst blackpills
Also notice all the shots focusing on Darcy's hands or the scene where Keira Knightley almost walks face first into his chest and gets flustered, and the long extended scene of her admiring his massive palace. This movie is designed for the female gaze
this is why the bbc version is superior. the 2005 film is garbage
no shit
this is the ultimate female story
Jordan Peterson redpilled me on the female monomyth pattern and how Pride & Prejudice, Twilight, and Fifty Shades of Grey are all essentially the same archetypal story. Also every Harlequin romance novel ever
It's all the same beauty and the beast story
>man who is powerful or intimidating or dangerous or wild in some way takes a special interest in female lead
>friction between them mixed with simmering sexual tension
>he has a soft side that is only revealed to her alone in some way, only she understands him
>he is so enraptured by her secret specialness (whatever that may be, sometimes nothing specific at all) that he gives up his independence and is tamed
Compare this to the male hero's journey story. I explained this all to my girlfriend one time and she told me it was all bullshit but was also blushing so make of that what you will
>Jordan Peterson redpilled me on the female monomyth pattern
Can you link me?
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Also I haven't watch this one but it looks like similar subject matter: https://youtu.be/Wo7qFJ3X4Mo?si=eckNwqqyBLTZhXHt
The truth about incels is that it's not ugliness or disagreeableness or even poverty that's their problem, women can excuse those things. It's that they're high inhibition cowards + whiners and those are the biggest turn-offs for women. Hideous snowboarders, scrawny jobless drug addicts, gregarious cripples, and even sleaze-maxxing pajeets can all get pussy but incels can't.
>It's that they're high inhibition cowards + whiners
Exactly right. They're pussies basically aka weak men
OK but there's a big difference between "getting pussy" from a 4/10 plain Jane and getting it from an 8/10 beautiful babe. I remember how my family and friends and other people treated me differently when they found out what one of my ex-girlfriends looked like. A couple random people even asked me what I did for a living or what my family did to figure out if I was rich. It was like their way of coping.
Thanks brah.
>The truth about incels is that it's not ugliness or disagreeableness or even poverty that's their problem,
It depends on the woman, but it can definitely be any of those things.
>It's that they're high inhibition cowards + whiners and those are the biggest turn-offs for women.
Though I agree, this is a death sentence for any man. Not only in relationships, but at a very personal level.
Blackpill for moral-maxxing clergycels. If you weren't born a 6'5 gigachad that owns half a county it was over with before it even began
I watched the movie with a girl, and tried to point out how the one short autistic dude seems nice but everyone shits on him. She said something like "ew but hes so weird though" and i tried to get her to say what specifically was weird and she just insisted he is
>seems nice
he's a servile and unintelligent man while also being extremely vain. he's basically just a redditor which is why no other character likes him and Elizabeth's own father doesn't want her to marry him. did you even watch the film?
>vain
So was Mr. Darcy but he was worth "fixing" wasn't he?
beta men like him are "unfixable". at least darcy wasn't a spineless gay
You clearly didn't look at who Mr Collins was, which is fitting. He spoke and didn't observe his interlocuter, which is to say he spiritually wants to marry a wooden doll wife; he's not really alive and desires/can achieve no degree of intimacy because he talks at people, and has preordained conversations with himself in their presence. He is incapable of companionship, and thus degrades anyone who is in his company. He has the all the forms of politeness with none of the spirit. He's not malicious, but totally self-indulgent and solipsistic
anon btfod
eloquent, articulate, nuanceanon casually btfos shallow and resentful blackpill poster. Many such cases. SSKK
>Many such cases
Unfortunately no.
>not punishing her with a swift spanking for not answering your question
do you even know how women work?
FWIW it's implied that Mary has a crush on Mr. Collins so even if you're an unlikeable incel you could still get some autistic pussy back in the day
The piano autista was the hottest sister, followed by the blonde ditzy bimbo
what's the best adaptation of pride and prejudice? asking for a friend haha
I've only seen 2005 but I thought it was shockingly well shot and acted, I really wasn't expecting much and my gf got mad at me when stating this to her even though I was complimenting the movie
I haven't seen it, but it was directed by Joe Wright who also directed some other well-shot and acted movies like Atonement, The Soloist, and Hanna.
this one gets all the characters, the romance and the comedy right
Kino.
1940 film has my favorite Elizabeth (Greer Garson). 1980 BBC miniseries is the only one to get Mr Bennet's character right. 2005 BBC has some great performances (Jennifer Ehle and Colin Firth) and some awful characterizations (Mrs Bennet is a shrieking fish wife straight from a Monty Python sketch). 2005 film has a great Lizzie, but also is easily the most cinematic- cinematography, score, editing, etc are much much better than any other version.
Lol, kind of a backhanded compliment, anon.
It's great, but gets Mr Bennet and Mr Collins wring in some key ways. Akso, all those scenes of Darcy on his own are made up (in, not in the book).
Love the score for the 2005 film. Same composer also scored Atonement (also directed by Jow Wright and starring Keira).
Lol. Jennifer Ehle is super stacked, anon.
The first proposal scene in that film is hilarious.
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1995 BBC miniseries and 2005 Movie are both kino tbh.
I was shocked at how well made 2005 was when I first watched it, because no-one ever talks about it and it was on Netflix so I assumed it was just shit.
I felt really bad for the autistic sister played by Elon Musk's wife and I hope she ended up happy
pride and prejudice is so frickin good. The soundtrack is great too
>implying rich is enough
Jane Eyre is the perfect woman. Just stick to the Brontë Sisters
The 1995 version is better.
No big British breasts on any of these girls
you gays are high on crack, and not KINO
You're gonna make me post Pride and Prejudice stuff aren't you.
I will now once again over the Easter weekend, rewatch this Pride and Prejudice.
Can watch this series on repeat.
>unironically liking that crap
you have 0 taste you pleb
now THIS is kino
>those comments
Blackpill? Bros just Darcymaxx, seriously. You don't even need to be rich
my frock coat and cape are in the mail now
>ugly broads
2005 at least has plenty of eye candy for men
Any other ephebophiles online tonight?
have a nice day
Is this from pride and prejudice and zombies?
Was that any good?
This was the only good part.
>What if I make a book that's just the boring parts of War and Peace and none of the fun stuff?
Women should've remained illiterate
every english "royal" is a israelite fraud
/pol/xicans really say stuff like this unironically
Let me just get comfortably here.
Saying this as a man with an unblemished record of raw staunch heterosexuality. This shit is my guilty pleasure. I can watch it a hundred times and still love every scene. Frick the colin firth version and frick the book too
It's a genuinely fun movie and the fact that there's so many hot women in it makes it just as enjoyable for men.
Absolutely marvelous.
>OP can't into fairytales
this is also a very grounded form of fairytale. Meant to be for the fems but I still enjoy the shit out beauty and the beast you fricks so I enjoy this
>entitled prostitutes
nah bro. those prostitutes werent virgins and had no virtue even back then, its a lie like codes of conduct in war with knights and honor. theyh slaughtered women and children and didnt give a frick lol
redditors really say stuff like this unironically
Is there a word for when bottom feeders insist that everyone is secretly as repugnant as themselves, and also apply this to civilizations alien to them and entire periods of history? There's probably a highly specific German word or something.
>those prostitutes werent virgins and had no virtue even back then
Yeah it's completely out of the question that the aristocracy of the world's most powerful empire at the peak of its culture could keep their noblewomen almost entirely chaste. They were actually all as licentious as your obese single mother and your sisters who suck dick for weed Pedro.
>entire family has a breakdown at the implication that one sister could've likely had extramarital sex with Mr. Wickham
Did you even watch the movie? They absolutely maintained their virginities because they would be worthless otherwise, the entire thing's about women competing to be as appealing to rich men as possible, down to all of them learning how to play piano and dance and sing just to impress them
Moron
He's autistic but sincere. This is what women love the most. The wealth is the salad dressing that seals the deal but the fact that he tries so hard to be her husband despite stumbling so much like a moron is what makes him so endearing to women. Take the scene in the rain for example where she's rejecting him and they're arguing but she clearly wants to frick him and marry him despite denying it
>The wealth is the salad dressing
I love Sue
I rarely dance, or sward.
Can't make a Tomlette without breaking a few Greggs anon
Atonement did Dunkirk better in five minutes than Nolan did with 2 hours, there I said it
What is the best version of the film? The US or UK version?