Which is why it's important to be critical of it. The children that are indoctrinated by the media they're exposed will be the adults running society when they're older.
"Give me a child for the first five years of his life and he will be mine forever."
I've heard it's mostly comfy, but apparently there's an episode that teaches children about "micro-aggressions" as if they're a real thing, and not a powerplay by schizophrenic narcissists. That could be a one off, but my gut tells me to doubt it. Shows always start off benign to actas Trojan Horses, and then start ramming spears down gagging throats after.
With that said I guarantee Ben Shapiro's knock off version is still worse.
It's the one where Bingo gets called a bobohead. Instead of telling Bingo to toughen up they tell her to narc to the teacher like a little b***h. This is why Western society is falling.
western society is falling because the children's show you watched by yourself had a character who did separate actions that what you wished the cartoon character did?
Please do let us know if there are any further developments.
By your logic any fictional character doesn't matter. Oh well, let's have a gay black israeli troony King of England. Just because you wish it was factually doesn't mean anything bad is happening. Fricking troony raid. So obvious.
Watch the one where Lucky's Dad gets everyone to toughen up in playing Pass the Parcel - one winner only!
Don't pick and choose which pearls to clutch, homosexual. Sometimes you learn to take the L on the chin. Other times you tell authorities when something is going wrong. Your inability to distinguish the nuance of when to perform which action is proof you are a shitty parent and your children are probably going to be entitled fat little shits
I have 3 white Christian chlidren and would never ever in a thousand years let them watch Satanic Yidsney shit.
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nice head canon
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>Christian >"Yidsney"
You're the one worshipping a homosexual israelite shishkebab and you're dunking on other israelites? Your opinion on children's shows is colored by your stupidity. Bluey is based and teaches fair play. If anything, Mr. Christian, you should be following the homosexual "Everyone gets a turn" pass the parcel rules because you were taught to "turn the other cheek" and favor the meek and other bullshit like that. Some Christian, you homosexual. Your children are going to be dead of a fentanyl overdose before they hit high school.You're just that shitty of a parent.
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Christ came to bring the sword.
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meds time
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Fun Fact: Bluey is not a Disney show, it is ABC/BBC.
I'm sorry this doesn't fit your narrative my skinny brown hairy friend.
Watch the episode till the end, you idiot with no attention span. That's how it STARTS. Lucky's dad's way prevails toward the end and it teaches people to accept loss gracefully.
Shadowlands is the same way. You learn to play by the rules rather than make exceptions and the rules make it fun.
If you can't make it till the end of a 9 minute episode, I weep for your stupid children who inherited your stupid genetics.
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Except it doesn't . The episode ends with every single kid getting a big present over the course of a year. Communist fantasy. IRL you have to show one or two people never getting anything. That's how you get tough. You're such an obvious IDF shill. Shouldn't you be pushing the ground war narrative shlomo?
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Gruber never won anything under Lucky's Dad's rules.
Your white christian children are going to grow up to be pozzed and I am laughing at that.
Yes, sorry I couldn't be DEBONKED by your heckin facts. >Hello fellow Chudbros! Isn't this Bluey show so trad and conservative? Why yes it is my fellow conservative!
It's not a Disney show. It's a Ludo Studio show. Disney just bought the broadcast rights because it was obscenely popular.
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>Um, askhully Star Wars isn't akshully Disney becuz they um bought it >Um, akshully capeshit isn't Disney becuz
Keep digging that hole you troony raider
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>not knowing what owning broadcast rights mean
lol dumb christgay. Stop coming to hobby boards you're completely ignorant of just to convert other bitter incels to your death cult.
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Broadcast rights. Broadcast. The Australian creators maintain all the creative rights.
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>not knowing what owning broadcast rights mean
lol dumb christgay. Stop coming to hobby boards you're completely ignorant of just to convert other bitter incels to your death cult.
Fun Fact: Bluey is not a Disney show, it is ABC/BBC.
I'm sorry this doesn't fit your narrative my skinny brown hairy friend.
Yeah, just like Pixar, rite? You Disney shills are really clutching at straws now. >It only makes Disney tons of money! It's not ACTUALLY CONTROLLED 100% by BOB IGER'S BUTTHOLE
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For me, it's the instant reply.
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No, coz Pixar sold out all its rights became to full subsidiary of Disney in 2006. It's possible that Ludo might sell out in the future, but since they're not money grubbing israelites, and are natives of Queensland, the most based conservative state I'm betting hard on noir. They're doing what they and making a good living from it, so they're not gonna sell their baby off for anything.
Of course not. The parents are both flawless angels, Bandit especially. The worst thing Chili does is ignore them when they want to play
The kids are basically angels too. Sure, they're a bit annoying and mischievous some of the time, but they don't spend their time shrieking at and fighting with each other, or explode in screaming rage when they don't get their own way. If Bluey has a flaw it's that it relentlessly guilts you for not making your home a kind of conflict-free kiddy paradise.
Reminder:
Only children and parents should watch kids' shows.
AND
If you're a parent and make threads on Cinemaphile, your children should be taken away.
Yes but even demented morons have standards. Bluey is quality and covers a lot of hard issues (miscarriages, infertility, diffferences in parenting styles, letting go) well. Demented morons with no standards will watch dumb shit like Cocomelon or Peppa Pig and that leads to even more demented morons in the next generation. The goal is to do better than what you did.
>dad let’s daughter out make up on him to make her happy then goes back to drinking and doing manual labor with his friends >his friends get in on it too
the lonely and childless couldn’t possibly understand
>dad let’s daughter out make up on him to make her happy then goes back to drinking and doing manual labor with his friends >his friends get in on it too
the lonely and childless couldn’t possibly understand
>A dad is spending time playing with his daughter.
You wouldn't get it, Tyrone.
>Ms Rachel >Letting theater kids teach your children
Just joking. It is pretty good for an independent youtube show. My oldest son is wearing out the Halloween episode right now.
You do realize that the father is an anthropological archaeology professor who gives lectures on how the Bible is wrong and the Christian god isn't real, right? Not today, glowie.
Why are you watching baby shows as a grown man? This is a good cartoon... for KIDS. If you can sit down and watch this by yourself and be genuinely entertained, you are severely mentally stunted, I'm not kidding. Seek some help and get a diagnosis.
>MOMMY THE OTHER KID WAS DOING IT TOO
Yes, you have a toddler's brain and this is further confirmation. Being unable to see the difference in target audience between this show and Star Wars is even further confirmation. Bluey is designed for actual drooling babies, while Star Wars is for preteens to teens. You probably shouldn't be watching either alone as an adult, but one is significantly worse. Do you also watch The Wiggles and Cocomelon and clap your hands together in your room while your mom is upstairs talking to a professional on the phone about how to get you to stop shitting your diapers 3 times a day? It's so fricking pathetic.
>Today’s episode of Bluey is called Copycat
I respect it more than any other kid’s show for actually talking about hard subjects in ways that kids can understand
>"Bluey" is an Australian children's animated television series that is generally designed for preschool-aged children, which typically includes kids from ages 2 to 6. The show features the adventures of a Blue Heeler puppy named Bluey and her family. It is known for its educational and entertaining content that appeals to young children.
thx OP I'm gay now
It's a children's show
Which is why it's important to be critical of it. The children that are indoctrinated by the media they're exposed will be the adults running society when they're older.
"Give me a child for the first five years of his life and he will be mine forever."
>heh, ill own those STUPID ess jay double ewes by...watching children's cartoons!!!
Wow, you sure showed us anon.
>us
Shut up, chud.
Watch Ruby Gillman too.
I've heard it's mostly comfy, but apparently there's an episode that teaches children about "micro-aggressions" as if they're a real thing, and not a powerplay by schizophrenic narcissists. That could be a one off, but my gut tells me to doubt it. Shows always start off benign to actas Trojan Horses, and then start ramming spears down gagging throats after.
With that said I guarantee Ben Shapiro's knock off version is still worse.
Watched em all and have no idea what episode you are talking about
It's the one where Bingo gets called a bobohead. Instead of telling Bingo to toughen up they tell her to narc to the teacher like a little b***h. This is why Western society is falling.
western society is falling because the children's show you watched by yourself had a character who did separate actions that what you wished the cartoon character did?
Please do let us know if there are any further developments.
By your logic any fictional character doesn't matter. Oh well, let's have a gay black israeli troony King of England. Just because you wish it was factually doesn't mean anything bad is happening. Fricking troony raid. So obvious.
>Oh well, let's have a gay black israeli troony King of England
Let's not you goofy little homosexual lmao
Watch the one where Lucky's Dad gets everyone to toughen up in playing Pass the Parcel - one winner only!
Don't pick and choose which pearls to clutch, homosexual. Sometimes you learn to take the L on the chin. Other times you tell authorities when something is going wrong. Your inability to distinguish the nuance of when to perform which action is proof you are a shitty parent and your children are probably going to be entitled fat little shits
In that example no one gets tough and everyone still gets a toy. It's a communist fantasy and Lucky's dad looks like a giant b***h. Try again troony
do you have children?
I have 3 white Christian chlidren and would never ever in a thousand years let them watch Satanic Yidsney shit.
nice head canon
>Christian
>"Yidsney"
You're the one worshipping a homosexual israelite shishkebab and you're dunking on other israelites? Your opinion on children's shows is colored by your stupidity. Bluey is based and teaches fair play. If anything, Mr. Christian, you should be following the homosexual "Everyone gets a turn" pass the parcel rules because you were taught to "turn the other cheek" and favor the meek and other bullshit like that. Some Christian, you homosexual. Your children are going to be dead of a fentanyl overdose before they hit high school.You're just that shitty of a parent.
Christ came to bring the sword.
meds time
Fun Fact: Bluey is not a Disney show, it is ABC/BBC.
I'm sorry this doesn't fit your narrative my skinny brown hairy friend.
Watch the episode till the end, you idiot with no attention span. That's how it STARTS. Lucky's dad's way prevails toward the end and it teaches people to accept loss gracefully.
Shadowlands is the same way. You learn to play by the rules rather than make exceptions and the rules make it fun.
If you can't make it till the end of a 9 minute episode, I weep for your stupid children who inherited your stupid genetics.
Except it doesn't . The episode ends with every single kid getting a big present over the course of a year. Communist fantasy. IRL you have to show one or two people never getting anything. That's how you get tough. You're such an obvious IDF shill. Shouldn't you be pushing the ground war narrative shlomo?
Gruber never won anything under Lucky's Dad's rules.
Your white christian children are going to grow up to be pozzed and I am laughing at that.
Yes he did. He got the bubble gun.
Did you even watch it
Yes, sorry I couldn't be DEBONKED by your heckin facts.
>Hello fellow Chudbros! Isn't this Bluey show so trad and conservative? Why yes it is my fellow conservative!
Luckys dad is the most relatable
Unhinged.
Disney troony loving shill. Keep defending your giant corporation.
It's not a Disney show. It's a Ludo Studio show. Disney just bought the broadcast rights because it was obscenely popular.
>Um, askhully Star Wars isn't akshully Disney becuz they um bought it
>Um, akshully capeshit isn't Disney becuz
Keep digging that hole you troony raider
>not knowing what owning broadcast rights mean
lol dumb christgay. Stop coming to hobby boards you're completely ignorant of just to convert other bitter incels to your death cult.
Broadcast rights. Broadcast. The Australian creators maintain all the creative rights.
Yeah, just like Pixar, rite? You Disney shills are really clutching at straws now.
>It only makes Disney tons of money! It's not ACTUALLY CONTROLLED 100% by BOB IGER'S BUTTHOLE
For me, it's the instant reply.
No, coz Pixar sold out all its rights became to full subsidiary of Disney in 2006. It's possible that Ludo might sell out in the future, but since they're not money grubbing israelites, and are natives of Queensland, the most based conservative state I'm betting hard on noir. They're doing what they and making a good living from it, so they're not gonna sell their baby off for anything.
>Instead of telling Bingo to toughen up they tell her to narc to the teacher like a little b***h.
This poster is not white.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/NcpAmR4apA8?feature=share
Oh shit, my bad, I remembered. Bluey is based and red pilled.
Just shows its Disney that is gay and not the program
Ye, my memory is shit. I mistakingly conflated them.
>Cinemaphilener owns up to error
Legit confused here. Is this a troll
You sir have just single handedly restored my faith in humanity in These Most Trying Of Times. Have some Cinemaphile silver fran
*showers you in internet riches*
I haven’t heard of such an episode
Is there an episode where one of the kids is being really annoying and causes a parent to shout at her?
Of course not. The parents are both flawless angels, Bandit especially. The worst thing Chili does is ignore them when they want to play
The kids are basically angels too. Sure, they're a bit annoying and mischievous some of the time, but they don't spend their time shrieking at and fighting with each other, or explode in screaming rage when they don't get their own way. If Bluey has a flaw it's that it relentlessly guilts you for not making your home a kind of conflict-free kiddy paradise.
>non-pozed
>first episode I watch is bluey wanting to be a mother
Go frick yoursefl OP
Bluey is a girl
????
its a boy va in my c**t's dub
I've never heard that. Which one?
That would certainly turn her (him?) into a huge homosexual with episodes like Fairytale.
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Sounds like a normal young boy voice
...What's it called when you're faceblind, but with voices?
gay
Tone-deaf.
Found the episode you absolute fricking Black folk
male kids sound exactly like this
you are a moron
Dumb PSL
anon you're moronic
>laughs in Megumi Ogata
Bro, the father refers to Bluey as "queridinha"
Yeah girls should want to be fathers instead.
You are pozz incarnate.
I think it's cute how they wag their tail when they're happy
frick off back to /mlp/ this is literally the same shit "it's actually really mature and well done!!! i ONLY jerk off to the animals INCIDENTALLY!!!"
nah
Trains is a fantastic episode and made my toddler understand the implications of his actions
>watching bluey
>not watching chip chilla
I'd rather frick a dog than a chinchilla
Reminder:
Only children and parents should watch kids' shows.
AND
If you're a parent and make threads on Cinemaphile, your children should be taken away.
You watched this with your kid right?
Unironically yes. The dad is pretty based and relatable, as well as being portrayed as likeable and competent.
Only a demented moron would bring children into the dystopian nightmare our society has become.
Yes but even demented morons have standards. Bluey is quality and covers a lot of hard issues (miscarriages, infertility, diffferences in parenting styles, letting go) well. Demented morons with no standards will watch dumb shit like Cocomelon or Peppa Pig and that leads to even more demented morons in the next generation. The goal is to do better than what you did.
haha yeah that’s why you don’t have kids I’m sure
Keep seething breeder
Genetic dead end cope
have a nice day if it's that bad
Adults who watch children's shows, outside of bonding with their own children, are homosexuals and predators
I'm neither a gay, or predator, and bluey is kino. Rtppn
>non-pozzed
>dad lets daughter do make up on him
it's not a big deal
Sure it's not. And it's not a big deal to use different pronouns or change your name. And the next thing you know child rape is mandated by the state.
Look at the colours.
>dad let’s daughter out make up on him to make her happy then goes back to drinking and doing manual labor with his friends
>his friends get in on it too
the lonely and childless couldn’t possibly understand
>A dad is spending time playing with his daughter.
You wouldn't get it, Tyrone.
Was looking for this. You homosexuals are so predictable.
Who is? What did you predict?
god i want to frick bluey
Post the Daredevil edit
I watch this, Miss Rachel, and Sesame Street with my 16 month old son. What are some other good ones?
>Ms Rachel
>Letting theater kids teach your children
Just joking. It is pretty good for an independent youtube show. My oldest son is wearing out the Halloween episode right now.
>"achoo! haha so silly"
My son starts smiling when he sees Mr. Aaron's goofy ass come on the screen
You do realize that the father is an anthropological archaeology professor who gives lectures on how the Bible is wrong and the Christian god isn't real, right? Not today, glowie.
he just likes to unearth bones
>Only a demented moron would bring children into the dystopian nightmare our society has become.
r/antinatalism
ratemypoo.com esl
Why are you watching baby shows as a grown man? This is a good cartoon... for KIDS. If you can sit down and watch this by yourself and be genuinely entertained, you are severely mentally stunted, I'm not kidding. Seek some help and get a diagnosis.
Every thread on Cinemaphile with 2 exceptions is about childrens media. So maybe go post that in one of the Star Wars threads or something, Spartacus.
>MOMMY THE OTHER KID WAS DOING IT TOO
Yes, you have a toddler's brain and this is further confirmation. Being unable to see the difference in target audience between this show and Star Wars is even further confirmation. Bluey is designed for actual drooling babies, while Star Wars is for preteens to teens. You probably shouldn't be watching either alone as an adult, but one is significantly worse. Do you also watch The Wiggles and Cocomelon and clap your hands together in your room while your mom is upstairs talking to a professional on the phone about how to get you to stop shitting your diapers 3 times a day? It's so fricking pathetic.
>Star Wars
>for anyone other than drooling babies
lmao
Office fans, everynyan
>Today’s episode of Bluey is called Copycat
I respect it more than any other kid’s show for actually talking about hard subjects in ways that kids can understand
never seen any other bluey but the cricket episode made me tear up which is more than can be said for a lot of modern media
Looks like barneyshit.
It's the same mindset.
>"Bluey" is an Australian children's animated television series that is generally designed for preschool-aged children, which typically includes kids from ages 2 to 6. The show features the adventures of a Blue Heeler puppy named Bluey and her family. It is known for its educational and entertaining content that appeals to young children.
There is no way people without children watch this...?
What do you watch? Rick and Morty?
My Little Doggy