Just bought a 'za and got my beer out the fridge. What kino should I watch?

Just bought a 'za and got my beer out the fridge.
What kino should I watch?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    carpenter kino

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That looks disgusting

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this. thats not real ham but the cheapest industrial waste.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Even if the "meat" itself wasn't the waste product of a waste product, the amount of sodium and other nitrates that wind up being spun into it is ridiculously overpowering. It would be a chore for most people to get through a slice, let alone the whole thing.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >It would be a chore
          i feel sorry for healthgays

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >why yes, I do drool so much that I wouldn't notice a block of horse lick in my mouth

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It’s onions

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Stfu and kys

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            K but it’s still onions

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >cheese pizza with just onions on it

              The absolute state of Europe.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      hard disagree, squeamish c**t

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No dude. You're in absolute denial or a fricking moron if you think that looks appetizing.

        Cope and seethe you tasteless eurotrash

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >eurotrash
          >EUROTRASH
          HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
          As if anyone, ANYONE outside of NA would eat that shit!
          Thanks for the laugh tho!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Damage control euromutt would eat OPs worm pizza.

            Cope and seethe

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Was gonna call you a gay til I realized you're 100% correct

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why'd you order a pizza covered in worms?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because they're a pale disgusting swede.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Okay Black person

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    are those worms on your pizza mr sweden man

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    looks good to me

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I'll have the pizza with worms please
    >oh good you arent one of those freaks that want pineapple

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that's a pretty good lookin' 'zer

      updooted my good sir

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    mmm raw pig meat

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's a shitty looking pi'

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Vesuvio pizza
    Based.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You did it yourself right?
    No way a pizzeria would sell that thing.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Saw the pizza and knew right away you were a fellow swede

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Vesuvio is based. Take your meds.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking love ‘a

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That looks like its got shavings of that pink shit they make McNuggets out of

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes, forcemeat
      it's pretty common for sausages and such

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So McNuggets are basically chicken-sausage pieces?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do Amerisharts really feed their kids this shit?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        if you've ever had sausage, you've had something similar

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          they can’t afford sausages, anon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Europeans do. They love it. See OPs pizza. Stay mad then kys.

        step aside
        this is what real pizza looks like

        >a Margherita pizza with red sauce and no roma tomatoes

        Who keeps letting europeans cook?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Wtf is this trash? Do europeans really just throw clumps of milk of mozzarella in a pool of red sauce with a few giant flakes of arugula then call it a day?

          seething

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            There's no excuse for that wanna be Margherita pizza

            I know this house. I've been at this table. Your pizza choice is awful

            Damage control euromutt

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They don't make mcnuggets like that, or at least not anymore.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Wrong one

          It's this one

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Christ, I am hungry!

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's no 'the dinner' that's for sure

    come to think of it I haven't seen that anon post in a long while I wonder if 'the dinners' finally caught up with him

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hope that isn't what it looks like.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Your honor, that's a zuh.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are you finnish or swedish?
    watch LA Confidential

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Look like gas station pizza

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dead god what is that monstrosity!?!?

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >pink slime pizza
    Are there any vowels in the name of your country?

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Swedes eat a worm pizza

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Americans fear the sight of a real 'za

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's nothing that looks good about that you tasteless euro gay.

      Pic related is good pizza: Pepperoni, firecracker chicken sausage, drizzled with Dean-O's own buffalo sauce, covered with cheese

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        unironically disgusting

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Says the guy who eats gas station pizza bc he lives in a soulless nord country. You dont know what good food is like, swede cuck.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        > Dean-O's own buffalo sauce

        Ruined

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Local is always better.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Any Buffalo Sauce is grim mate. Awful stuff.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i have to know if you're serious or not
        disregarding taste it does NOT look better than OP's worm'za

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Kek OP damage control. Nice try. Go eat your gas station pizza.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You dumb homosexual. Your pizza is only slightly less disgusting than worm pizza. Fried ravioli is a meme appetizer you tasteless hack.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Another tasteless moron that probably thinks bowling alley pizza is good.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        americans think thats normal

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Europeans think OPs pizza is normal?

          Kek

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yes.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it is you dumb homosexual back to Cinemaphile your containment board

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        SLOP-O-SHIT TAKEN WITH MY TI-30X TEXAS INSTRUMENT CALCULATOR

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Seething euromutt

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I know this house. I've been at this table. Your pizza choice is awful

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically too much dough. Feels like you're eating a bun. I don't get why you americans must make everything taste so sweet. SandBlack person pizza is better than that.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You've never been to America.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I think your perception is off. It's really not that doughy. All their pizzas are quite thin.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Poor amerimutt

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >quality of living based off some arbitrary libtard standards

          Poor euromutt

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            cope and seethe moron

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Nothing to cope and seethe there euromutt.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is typing 'za instead of pizza an improvement in any way

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      idk but it makes me laugh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Someone saying 'za makes me want to curb stomp someone then burn the body.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You don’t get some ‘za and ‘da from a pie shop when you’re in ‘go?

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Disgusting. Looks like frozen pizza.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ah typical
    >I don't pay taxes so I can sell cheap and slaggy goyslob with cheapest ingredients available turkish guy pizza

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      their kebab is usually better though

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based turkish guy breaking the law to offer his customers an inexpensive and tasty meal

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick that looks so gross. It looks like something you'd see at the gas station. Do you live somewhere that makes better pizza?

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The only right opinion

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the one on the right's not a fricking pizza that's a fricking lasagna without the noodles

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what the FRICK is wrong with americans?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Both of those look like hot trash.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      j00 york slice is now over $3

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        THANKS BRANDON

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >you can't grab a slice of kino cardboard with cheese from some haji at 2am for $1 anymore
        america truly has fallen

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I hope you realize that deep dish is a tourist meme in Chicago. Most people up here prefer Brooklyn-style or Detroit-style, like any real red-blooded American does.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Shaumburg isn't Chicago, sweety.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        lol
        lmao
        rofl even

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you think Chicago pizza is pizzas you're fricked in the head

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I love NYC style pizza outside of NY but I tried it 3 times recently in NYC and it was completely mediocre and not even as good as other places I've had.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit Chicago gays are permanently in cope mode. Deep dish is fricking awful.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You made this thread so people will talk about your pizza, didn't you.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Euros pizza should have their 'za licence revoked. Immediately.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather eat a Costco pizza.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ITT: delicious zas

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no good pizza places nearby
    they all sell shitty fast food tier pizza and it's trash. Only 1 single good place that i have to drive to and their pizza is expensive/restaurant tier.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I have given up trying to find a local place that is good and just order from a national chain now. i have looked up to 30min away and they are all the same generic middle eastern owned trash pizza places

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You probably live in a flyover state or New England.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          worse, i live in NOVA
          when i lived in CT there actually was a decent local one
          and when i went to college in MA there was a good one but there was also a muslim one that got shut down because one of the workers was living in the office and would cook the pizzas naked while jerking off to the college chicks that came in

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            https://dailycollegian.com/2016/02/amherst-board-of-health-votes-against-reinstating-college-pizzas-food-establishment-license/
            link to the naked pizza cooking story if people didn't believe me

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >middle eastern
        I miss when Greek owned pizza places were the weird ones. Now everything is Albanian or Lebanese. The Greeks gave up, and the Italians fricked off a generation ago.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely disgusting. What is the pink stuff supposed to be? Ham? It looks like the worst processed ham and WTF IS THAT CHEESE? That looks so bad, OP. Please don't eat it.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    DS9

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bro it's 10 am

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Looks straigth outta Lidl's hovens.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    As a native Swede this thread really opened my eyes. The pizza here really is dogshit for the most part.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah it's the same kind of shit here in finland

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That looks so fricking disgusting. Wtf is wrong with europeans?

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Americans don't understand 'za, clearly.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's a known fact that swedish pizza is terrible

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      OMG KEK WTF IS WRONG WITH EUROPEANS

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >OMG KEK
        go back

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that pizza is fricking bananas

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Bananas w/
      >Cheese
      >Tomato sauce
      I've seen it all. What the frick actually. This is an abomination of God.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      SOVL

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What...in the frick is that? Maggots, Bananas, and powdered cheese?

      FFS Sweden.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      CALL THAT A "PIZZA" ONE MORE TIME. I FRICKING DARE YOU.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      IS THAT FRUIT? AAAAAHHHHHH ME AN AMERICAN IS GOING INSANE!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Stfu weirdo euromutt. Stop trying to normalize your tasteless cuisine. Enjoy your processed shit frozen pizza with Bananas on it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the one with only banana and nutella is actually nice

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      IM GONNA BE SICK

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that pic reminds me of pic related
      >"u aint from AZ if u neva had this"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      An an American I've had this many times and it's really good. The acidity of the pizza sauce mixes really well with the banana. I shit you not this is nowhere near as bad as people think. I got the idea from an episode of Doug tbh

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Larp

        good swedish pizza

        >clumps of uncut prosciutto and ingredients just strewn about

        Wtf is wrong with europeans, I mean I know you guys are lazy but jfc.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you like this better? one of my favourite pizzas

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'd eat this, but not as many fries. What's the sauce?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Tartar sauce

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >red sauce pizza with beef, fries, cheese, and....tartar sauce

                Bro...

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >red sauce pizza with beef, fries, cheese, and....tartar sauce

                Bro...

                Its Bearnaise sauce

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >bear mayonnaise
                disgusting

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Bearnaise

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Looked it up. Sounds good. It's not common here at all though. Don't know if I'll ever get to taste it.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              bearnaise

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Looks like something from greggs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's the typical hot garbage I expect to come out of the Philippines.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Your average american pizza

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That looks heavenly compared that disgusting banana surstromming maggot pizza.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Flyover Illinois isn't America

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Best pizza has high quality dough, two veg and one protein. Mozzarella and Romano cheese mix. Too many toppings or low quality floppy dough means it doesn’t cook evenly.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >two veg and one protein
      >tomato
      >jalapenos
      >pepperoni

      feels good man

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I’m of the opinion that since no one can agree on the content of toppings we can agree on the amount of toppings.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          as long as we agree it's
          >1 piece of pepperoni per slice

          weird when there's literally so many slices they overlap

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            My perfect pizza is a pan pizza with sausage, onions and sautéed mushrooms.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Porcine mushrooms though. No Pepperoni?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I like pepperoni but not more than a good sausage.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      pizza in naples cost 4 euro and its better than anything the yanks will ever be able to come up with.
      american is greasy and disgusting and loaded with gross frozen toppings

      why do yanks obsess over the most basic shit? do you think pizza makers ponder for hours about the best ratios and whatnot? do americlaps obsess over everything foreign because they have no culture of their own? amerisharts deserve to be wiped out

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >obsessed
        Nice projection

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You frickin idiot. Portion control is about flavor. If you just eyeball everything then you have one taste overriding another. The absolute state of moronic culinary Europe.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          pizza in italy has always been peasant food, made simply by simple cooks, still is nowadays. now yanks took pizza and turned into an autistic ritual with a set of made up moronic amerishart rules. yet despite that their pizza is still inferior. why do yanks turn everything into a cultish form of entertainment,
          yeah, i still think that amerisharts deserve to be culled violently

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You make absolute no sense. I know for a fact that any self-respecting cook or chef that cares about taste and not wasting money uses portion control. Take your frickin homosexual shit tasting slop euromutt pizza and kys.

            don't knock it til you try it

            Disgusting

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              do you think neapolitan pizza makers with high school degrees go on about portion control you yank moron? they just do it because they've practiced and its better than anything amerisharts will ever put out.
              fat moron, pizza is a simple dish one doesnt need to be a brain surgeon to make good pizza you fat gimp

              >be European
              >eat worm pizza
              >still get raped and shot

              [...]
              >Canadian

              Say no more

              >be american
              >get shot

              You've never been to NYC

              yes and it's a shithole

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You've never left your 3rd world dystopia

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                americans acting like pizza, the simplest of foods, needs "portion control" or some other gay mormon shit to be good, itì's tomato on bread yoy fricking morons, pizza makers are not chefs you braindead amerifats.

                cope more obesidad

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >waa Americans wanna make good pizza reee Europe the simplest of foods waaa

                Lol this guy fricking sucks. Stay in the third world, buddy.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >3rd world
                says the moron from a country with a massive opioid epidemic, people living paycheck to paycheck and barely making rent, millions of homeless people and a prison population bigger than some countries. Your healthcare is and INDUSTRY, your prisons are a scam and you've turned your once beautiful country into a bunch of drive-thru's and parking lots, connected by jammed up freeways, in which sit millions of obese morons who worship celebrities and eat sugary shit that'll give them cancer before they turn 50. No culture to speak of. Just shit you've borrowed elsewhere. Land of the grey.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                based they amerisharts will weep and huddle together for warmth after a wallop like this one, well done.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Europeans can't even afford houses or air conditioning haha.

                Stay mad fat euromutt.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                >be European
                >say meanie about Muslim
                >get arrested
                >ban all guns
                >still get shot
                >can't wave your countries flag bc it's offensive
                >lose half your income to pay for immigrants
                Hahahahahha

                Euromutts are so funny

                maybe one day you ll come to europe, maybe after your macdolands salary will allow you to pay for fat removal surgery that way maybe you'll be able to walk unaided ahahahha

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nah that's ok I like keeping my money and living on 3 acres of property in my custom made home. I make more money than you. Also a McDonald's worker probably makes more than you after taxes since half your money goes to shitskins. Europeans are fatter now. No houses or air conditioning for you.

                Stay mad..

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                your custom made to order* home made of plastics and cardboard,,, NICE

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nope. You wouldn't know what a good custom home is comprised of since you live in a 75 year old file cabinet bloc housing.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                post house
                american cant design homes

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah im guessing you saw the first post o forgot to blur out coordinates. Lucky you. Frick it.

                Anyways it's not that bad considering the cost of living. Plus the food is great. A lot of joggers, but they aren't all uppity like coastal joggers.

                your house looks like shit

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm white with blonde hair and BMI of 22.7. How about you burger?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm white with blonde hair. Body mass index of 23.4.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I forgot the fundamentalist christcucks, bloated military spending and horrible infrastructure/public transport and the copypaste mcmansions. But yeah. America is pretty great.. to maybe visit once and laugh at the absurdity of it all.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Dude stfu. You lost and have no idea wtf you're talking about. You don't need fricking culinary training to do portion control. Stupid euromutt trash homosexual. I bet your fatass eats the most disgusting slop and calls it good just because it's eUrOpeAn. It's fricking trash and your pizza is trash. You little homosexual Goomba mutt.

                >be European
                >eat worm pizza and get shot

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >American calling others fat
                KEK

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                England and other European countries aren't far behind buddy. Just projection.

                Cope and seethe

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                as soon as hispanics hit 25 the become a 5' tall ball of fat walking on toothpicks
                it's actually impressive every time you see it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                american calling other people fat the frickin irony of that.
                europe is better than the usa in every way, id kill myself if i was american.
                >be american
                >go to school
                >get shot

                >waa Americans wanna make good pizza reee Europe the simplest of foods waaa

                Lol this guy fricking sucks. Stay in the third world, buddy.

                i have a house in fairfield CA

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Christ you're such a triggered little b***h. Europe is a frickin police state and you need a license to breathe basically. You still get shot in Europe and you still have fat people. I'd kill myself if I was a little pussy eurohomosexual mutt that lived in a file cabinet.
                >be European
                >go to show
                >get shot by Muslims

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do people really take pictures of their takeout food?

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that if you eat pizzas, then you get this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What are those? Personal collection if kidney stones?

      for me, it's frutti di mare

      Frickin disgusting slop shit. Gtfo of here.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You are more likely to get kidney stones from not drinking enough water instead of alcohol and soda than you are from food honestly.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's not true though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >drinks water
      You'll never get me mr. stone

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    for me, it's frutti di mare

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick that poofta shit. Garlic Prawn's where it's at, chugger

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This actually doesn't look bad tbh. Second decent one I've seen in this thread.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Is that parsley or cilantro?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I think it's parsley. Frick load of people have that defective soap tasting gene so corriander isn't seen much outside of Mexifood

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You call cilantro, 'corriander?'

            What's up with that?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              wait until what those high and mighty frickers call arugula, or zucchini

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I just looked it up, apparently it's just another example of europeans being pretentious morons about the names of things. Cilantro is actually the correct term for the leaves and stems used in cooking, where are "coriander" is the name for the seeds.

                FFS Europe.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What's wrong with rocket?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Europeans call arugula, "rocket," and zucchini, "courgette."

                My sides lmao. Do europeans just completely get their rocks off on being such pompous asshats?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                One word b***h; Parmesan

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Best fricking pizza <3 Also 'healthier' than some greasy meatlovers pie.

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like 'troit 'za

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      SAUCE GOES UNDERNEATH THE CHEESE, YOU FRICKING DEGENERATE!

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    very nice
    Enjoy your ‘za brother

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I make shitty pizzas at a pub and that looks exactly like the slop I make. We get that weird string ham in a big bag and freeze most of it.

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like gas station pizza. Gross.

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Road Warrior

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    step aside
    this is what real pizza looks like

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Mwah that'll be 44£ plus ze tourist fee plus ze gratuity plus ze refugee fee plus ze European Union tax plus white reparations tax, you American pig
      How do you respond?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        bring out 3 more europoor this serving size if for a child and put some fricking pepperoni on this isn't even pizza

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf is this trash? Do europeans really just throw clumps of milk of mozzarella in a pool of red sauce with a few giant flakes of arugula then call it a day?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this is one of those things where i know you're right, but i feel you're wrong

      (dinosaurs didn't have feathers)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >authentic Margherita pizza?
      >NY style?
      >Chicago lasagna esque deep dish?
      >fake as frick puffy pizza?
      >yeah they’re all pretty based

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They say pizza is like sex. When it's good, it's good, and when it's bad, it's still pretty good.

        I wouldn't know, I've never had sex.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I laughed at that before I went to Naples.
      Best pizza I ever tried and it was also cheap as frick.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they sell this at Publix and it's good

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      crack a little pepper on their just to piss off the purists

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      as a true za connoisseur that actually looks mildly appetizing, only cause the more I eat pizzas with everything on them the more I crave simplicity, i used to eat plain cheese at my pizzeria all the time cause it had a straightforward flavor that just worked

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Truly terrible. Overpriced and unappealing.

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick
    >"Hi, pizza? Yea it's me, Lars...one large worm pizza please, thank you"

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Marghereta Pizza is top-tier

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ENTER
    The king of 'za

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      unfathomably based

      calzone heems all other 'za without even trying

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Stromboli would like a word with you.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Calzone is for when you want the taste of pizza, but are worried you won't get as severe of mouth burns as you were hoping for.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Calzone is for when you want the taste of pizza, but are worried you won't get as severe of mouth burns as you were hoping for.

          I am not alone

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yep.
            Pizza Rolls are for when you just crave a mild 1st degree burn on the lips, like a kiss of pain.
            Hot Pockets for for a robust mouth blister that you can savor for the rest of the day.
            Calzones are for true connoisseurs of oral agony, where you wonder if you've done yourself lasting harm.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's just an obscenely large pizza roll.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Very cool bateman. But you're still gonna to kneel to the king.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        DAMN that's a nice lookin 'za!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This would make europeans jizz themselves.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          European here, how can you eat that much pepperoni?

          Imagine it smushed into a cube, then eating that. Genuinely impressed if you guys can manage that.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            european here, you're a giant homosexual

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You can talk shit if you can eat OPs gas station worm pizza

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            A finnish pizza chain actually has a double pepperoni pizza. I tasted it and it's pretty good. Goes really well with beer specifially.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        genuinely looks amazing. proper za

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I went on a road trip to New York and hoped to be amazed at the pizza.
        Went to two italian family run places where the owners barely spoke English and two ny-only chain places while I was there, using a mix of reviews and local opinion to find them.
        Was absolutely disappointed with the total mediocrity. 2nd best pizza I had on that trip was when I visited Vermont.

        But what eternally btfo all of them was the couple of slices I got at costcos on the way to new york. They're just the best.

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did someone say ‘za?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Bloody hell...when I hold this pizza right side up, all the ingredients fall off. Awful.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this homosexual literally can't make a grilled cheese, makes raw ass burgers. He's only famous because people are entertained by a brit cursing at people and thats it

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Your weight

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >online non-debate about which toppings are the best

    the REAL question is:
    eating it topping-side up, or topping-side down?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Depends more on the rest of the pizza composition. Dough, cheese mix, etc. A really thin dough with a crisp cheese is great for locking in salted meats

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sneed pie

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like the Chicken Bruschetta that Pizza Pizza makes in Canada.

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm all alone this week so I'll probably order pizza in a day or two.

    What does everyone else get? I always go for 2 large pizzas and some fries. Eat half the pizza the first day, then have 3/4ths of a pizza for days 2 and 3. Buying individual pizzas is garbage from a cost perspective, and everywhere good does half price deals if you get 2 pizzas.

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    im getting little ceasers on saturday

    how jealous are you homies?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That disgusting cardboard slop you call little Ceasars is still better than OPs disgusting shit worm pizza from the gas station.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I worked there for many years and now its kinda sad cause I literally can't eat there because the quality of pizza I made for myself is far beyond the quality I could possibly get from the teenagers there today

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    tuna + sweet and sour sauce is unironically godlike on pizza

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Stop trying to be an edgy, homosexual. Only a moron would think tuna and ST&SR sauce is good.

      Frickin kys then have family members piss on your corpse.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        only a homosexual would type sweet and sour as st&sr and you literally cant prove me wrong

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I just did you little frickin homosexual ass b***h. Stay mad then kys.

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do swedes really?

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no pepperoni, death is the only choice

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's tuesday yet OP, what the frick

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    christ, and i thought pizza in our town is worst, all trash here in this thread

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    throw it out an order pizza Hawaii, kek

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Amazing pizza, would gladly demolish it
    >t. russian

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    stop saying 'za just write pizza you homosexuals there is no need to shorten the word pizza

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Americans already shorten their lifespans to be like in middle ages, what's a few letters to them

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >2.2 years shorter

        Euromutt intelligence

        https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2016/02/09/health/american-life-expectancy-shorter-than-europeans/index.html

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >brings up yurop for no reason
          Typical obsessed mutt ogre

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >the whole thread is about American vs European pizza

            Euromutt intelligence

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bought a pizza because of this thread.

      It's a fricking amazing word in Scrabble, you have no idea.

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm ordering some Chic fil a. Frick yeah nuggies with Polynesian sauce. What shoudl I watch bois?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I just recently tried Chic Fil A for the first time and now I understand why the chain can have long lines 24/7. Its so good I barely think of it as fast food

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you're gonna it it all by youself, you fat frick?

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    postm ore pizzas

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just got one of these.

    370 calories, bloody hell.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >370 calories
      So? You gonna eat 10 of them or something?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, feel sick from eating it though. Plus it was pretty bland.

  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What is this disgusting eurotrash pizza? Looks like something at a gas station.

    Do europeans really?

  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >theres no such thing as bad pizz-

  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >all the armchair food connoisseurs in this thread

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You don't need a column in a magazine to be able to tell what tastes good.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >nobody ITT has ever eaten food
      moronic take

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're frickin pathetic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Having informed opinions on junk food is something I genuinely trust Cinemaphile on. Way more than having informed opinions on television or film.

  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    worms 'za

  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >a 'za
    i hope someone beats your ass
    the only thing more insufferable than a foodie is a moron

  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You're ruining your intestinal linings

  80. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >'za
    Stopped reading right there

  81. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What do you guys think of anchovies pizza?

  82. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    good swedish pizza

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So clumsy, no organization, unproperly portioned. A mouthful of uneven ingredients in every bite.

      Bravo, Europe.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Grass on pizza
      bone apple tea 🙂

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      t. Folkpartist

  83. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wtf is 'za ? that square shit with worms in box?

  84. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Americans fear the authentic pizza

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A gas station worm pizza is authentic in Europe?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You vill eat za vorms

  85. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    for me? it's double cheese and double pepperoni

  86. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ooh yeah 100% ITALIANA, and it tastes like shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Now those are proper pies.

  87. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Americans will never have this

  88. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    corned beef pizza bb

  89. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    norwegian meatball deep dish chicago pizza
    20€

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      disgusting price

  90. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Swedish pizza best pizza

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      perfektion

  91. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    america pizza tastes like fricking shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >source: my ass

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Seethe harder and eat OPs gas station worm pizza.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >be american
        >get shot

        >source: my ass

        source: my ass when i went to the best pizza parlor in NYC and was served total shite pizza by literal guatemalan illegals

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You've never been to NYC

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >be European
          >eat worm pizza
          >still get raped and shot

          worse, i live in NOVA
          when i lived in CT there actually was a decent local one
          and when i went to college in MA there was a good one but there was also a muslim one that got shut down because one of the workers was living in the office and would cook the pizzas naked while jerking off to the college chicks that came in

          >Canadian

          Say no more

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            not nova scotia lol i meant northern virginia sorry

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Ah sorry to hear that. Yeah I stayed in Virginia for a month, it's a pretty bland place to live generally speaking.

  92. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ain't nothing like a shitty European gas station pizza covered in worms. Yummy!

  93. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    great pizzer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Disgusting slop crap puke. Must be the same gas station that made OPs worm pizza.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        don't knock it til you try it

  94. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >good thread bro, now come to our italian restaurant

  95. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    pulled pork pizza with bbq sauce

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >europeans see this and keep projecting their shit gas station worm pizza

      Suicide watch

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >preferring italian pizza with two ingredients
        watch me

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Whatever dude. Enjoy your worm pizza.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      so what are we watching, anon?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        spirited away

  96. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What should I order

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Three topping large: chicken, bacon, and pinepple.

  97. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nasty ass lookin pizza OP. I worked in several pizzerias for 10 years and lemme tell ya I know good pizza. the most underrated topping imo is salami

  98. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    looks great, have a slice of mine

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Did you order extra cumshot because those are some impressive ropes.

  99. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick that looks awful. Wtf is that shit? It looks like macaroni cheese and some processed strips of ham. Looks like something you'd see in a gas station.

  100. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My local has great cheese that stretched for days. I like the salt and spice of Anchovies, olives, jalapenos and mushrooms with some chicken strips and garlic dip.

  101. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >seething about Americans post after post
    lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kek europeans love dissing it out, but they turn into total drama queen b***hes when they get triggered.

      So fragile lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's a brit. They have a deep insecurity when it comes to food so they take it out on Americans. It's best not to reply, but morons can't help but seethe at each other on Cinemaphile.

  102. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    boys that say 'za are cute 🙂

  103. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, it's anglonglermutt guy.

  104. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Eatin som 'zz as well bru

  105. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nyc is a complete dump but i guess eating dirty salmonella hot dogs in a dodgy council estate by harlem is a "dining experience" for amerisharts

    yes, i do believe a culling is in order

  106. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Europeans aren't fat

    Cope and seethe

  107. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >be European
    >say meanie about Muslim
    >get arrested
    >ban all guns
    >still get shot
    >can't wave your countries flag bc it's offensive
    >lose half your income to pay for immigrants
    Hahahahahha

    Euromutts are so funny

  108. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Americans 1

    Euromutts 0

    They are absolutely seething haha. Over pizza.

    Love it.

  109. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm white, blond, blue eyes, and have a BMI of 45. Come at me bro

  110. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bragging about lousiana
    lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah im guessing you saw the first post o forgot to blur out coordinates. Lucky you. Frick it.

      Anyways it's not that bad considering the cost of living. Plus the food is great. A lot of joggers, but they aren't all uppity like coastal joggers.

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