The dude they've got now is 50. Will be mid-50s by the time this actually films and in his 60s for any crossover MCU stuff they obviously have planned.
Exactly. Why you might as well being Snipes back. He’s 61! Than being in Michael B. Jordan at end as new Day Walker that Blade takes over as Whistler and trains
Is this zesty m'fer going to play Blade? Fricking get Snipes or some other big dude who isn't gay. Unless the make him gay too, I wouldn't be surprised though.
Snipes is a huge ego dipshit. Watch blade with directors com and you will see how much of a shitter he is, it killed every film hes ever done for me, never watching anything with that gimp in again.
>Snipes is a huge ego dipshit.
Jews were able to make 3 movies with him and zero with Mahalalashalala Ali, so clearly Snipes' ego was not that much of an issue for anyone
inb4 your gay patton oswald greentext
This is so dumb, they can't get the tone right under current Disney management. I just rewatched the original and it aged amazingly somehow, which just makes this even dumber
How hard is it to write a Vampire movie? >person gets attacked by vampire >Blade saves person and introduces himself as a Vampire hunter >Person seems to know key information on plot related to what evil vampires are up to >Blade makes person team up with him while they investigate the spooky shit >action set piece >go to new location >do back story on Blade and reveal to person where he came from >action set piece >full plot revealed, person and blade bond >final boss
It's not that fricking hard.
Maybe they're writing scripts like the one in the previous post. Then they go "no, that's shit, let's subvert it!" Then they subvert it and realize that's REALLY shit, so they go back to the default. But then...
And I assume that's how movies stay in development hell for years on end.
It's not that fricking hard to write a 6/10-7/10 script. And honestly a 6-7/10 is perfectly watchable. So why bother spending years and years and frick only knows how many millions developing something that's, y'know, never gonna be better than that anyway. The reason it's easy to make a mediocre product is because the guidelines are so clear. If you wanna break with them, now of all of a sudden you're starting from square one, and odds are your product is going to be real shit, unless you're a brilliant guy. And these guys aren't brilliant people.
seriously just hire a seasoned stuntman to write and direct. Have the flimsiest of reasons for fights and fill it to the brim with violence. What is so god damned hard about that?
How can it be this fricking hard, he’s a vampire and he kicks suckhead ass. It’s already shown itself to be a winning formula. You don’t need to have some fricking reworked Blade where he’s a suave James Bond or Batman who doesn’t like to kill.
You’re sat with one of the first big capeshit success stories and it starred a black man to boot. Nobody cared. Just make him cool.
Trust me, you want it to be rewritten. It was going to take place in 1920s New Orleans! Who the frick wants to see Blade in that setting. Expect like muh racism and Jim Crow shit
No, don't bring Snipes. Hire an english actor. Blade is British if you want comic accuracy
Since it's his first MCU movie, explore his backstory and his fricked up family. The movie should be about him, not the enemy he's facing
God, imagine how fricking shit this idea would be. Let's take a cool vampire-murderer and make a movie about him that's all inane character drama for women, where we spend all the time on his family (adopted or otherwise) and how fricked-up it is. That's so stupid. The point of those backstory things is to provide the explanation for why this guy is there in a night club murdering vampires with a sword and how he's able to do that so easily. That's why it's so moronic, because it doesn't matter.
He needs to be a Black Hebrew Israelite.
all edge and no point
Don’t you want a 60 year old blade ?
The dude they've got now is 50. Will be mid-50s by the time this actually films and in his 60s for any crossover MCU stuff they obviously have planned.
Exactly. Why you might as well being Snipes back. He’s 61! Than being in Michael B. Jordan at end as new Day Walker that Blade takes over as Whistler and trains
Got a version where we get rid of all the blacks?
Hes always been black you moron.
Ageist. Why not
>he doesn't want old man blade
It's going to be total shit.
There needs to be a sassy younger female sidekick who makes blade look like an incompetent pussy
Then you'll act like you didn't know
Btw the character was introduced this year for those who really didn't know
These homies is just copying Spawn at this point.
wtf is that cyan?
No, it's a miscarriage that turned out to be a non-miscarriage. Although Cyan is also around.
there must be some unwritten law that if blade or spawn is your dad you have to be a goth kid
Lobo had a daughter too. I guess only Ghost Rider needs to knock up one now.
tiresome.
Momoa should play Lobo now that he's done with Aquaman. He fits THE MAIN MAN way better.
You forgot that gay Jessica Birl Ryan Reynolds one?
Is this zesty m'fer going to play Blade? Fricking get Snipes or some other big dude who isn't gay. Unless the make him gay too, I wouldn't be surprised though.
Snipes is a huge ego dipshit. Watch blade with directors com and you will see how much of a shitter he is, it killed every film hes ever done for me, never watching anything with that gimp in again.
you sound like a b***h
Shut up wesly
never meet your heroes anon, just consume and enjoy
>Snipes is a huge ego dipshit.
Jews were able to make 3 movies with him and zero with Mahalalashalala Ali, so clearly Snipes' ego was not that much of an issue for anyone
inb4 your gay patton oswald greentext
>anon opens his eyes and sees nothing but Hollywood lies which he blindly accepts
>Snipes keeps his eyes closed and sees nothing but the truth
This is so dumb, they can't get the tone right under current Disney management. I just rewatched the original and it aged amazingly somehow, which just makes this even dumber
Some motherfrickers always trying to ice skate up hill
bump
Marvel is getting TOTALLY ANUS'ED
How hard is it to write a Vampire movie?
>person gets attacked by vampire
>Blade saves person and introduces himself as a Vampire hunter
>Person seems to know key information on plot related to what evil vampires are up to
>Blade makes person team up with him while they investigate the spooky shit
>action set piece
>go to new location
>do back story on Blade and reveal to person where he came from
>action set piece
>full plot revealed, person and blade bond
>final boss
It's not that fricking hard.
It sounds like Ali is being difficult to work with. He's probably rejecting scripts because they follow your greentext.
He wants it to be his own Black Panther
>Black Panther for black goths.
It's cape shit with blackulas, it's not gonna be much more than that.
Maybe they're writing scripts like the one in the previous post. Then they go "no, that's shit, let's subvert it!" Then they subvert it and realize that's REALLY shit, so they go back to the default. But then...
And I assume that's how movies stay in development hell for years on end.
It's not that fricking hard to write a 6/10-7/10 script. And honestly a 6-7/10 is perfectly watchable. So why bother spending years and years and frick only knows how many millions developing something that's, y'know, never gonna be better than that anyway. The reason it's easy to make a mediocre product is because the guidelines are so clear. If you wanna break with them, now of all of a sudden you're starting from square one, and odds are your product is going to be real shit, unless you're a brilliant guy. And these guys aren't brilliant people.
I think development hell tends to happen when the studio has too much influencer over the director and writers.
They'll never top #1 White homie Frost
I mean this is good right? the first draft had a gay muslim Blade being replaced at the end by his daughter
>pg13 blade
Doesn't matter how many times your rewrite it, that idea is DOA.
seriously just hire a seasoned stuntman to write and direct. Have the flimsiest of reasons for fights and fill it to the brim with violence. What is so god damned hard about that?
Like the Raid flicks? I like that idea! We'll call it:
>The Blade - Redemption
Why would you get a stuntman to write? Direct, sure but not write.
what ever dude, I just want bloody vampire kung fu
How can it be this fricking hard, he’s a vampire and he kicks suckhead ass. It’s already shown itself to be a winning formula. You don’t need to have some fricking reworked Blade where he’s a suave James Bond or Batman who doesn’t like to kill.
You’re sat with one of the first big capeshit success stories and it starred a black man to boot. Nobody cared. Just make him cool.
>Just make him cool
no that's not enough, they have to make it about the black man's struggle in a white peepo world
Trust me, you want it to be rewritten. It was going to take place in 1920s New Orleans! Who the frick wants to see Blade in that setting. Expect like muh racism and Jim Crow shit
Weid taking into account Blade was born in 1930s London
No, don't bring Snipes. Hire an english actor. Blade is British if you want comic accuracy
Since it's his first MCU movie, explore his backstory and his fricked up family. The movie should be about him, not the enemy he's facing
>Hire an english actor. Blade is British if you want comic accuracy
>ai slop
frick off
>ai slop
>frick off
What are you talking about that's a real dude.
Nobody wants a Blade character study. WTF are you on! Industrial club music, fight scenes, gory vampire kills
God, imagine how fricking shit this idea would be. Let's take a cool vampire-murderer and make a movie about him that's all inane character drama for women, where we spend all the time on his family (adopted or otherwise) and how fricked-up it is. That's so stupid. The point of those backstory things is to provide the explanation for why this guy is there in a night club murdering vampires with a sword and how he's able to do that so easily. That's why it's so moronic, because it doesn't matter.
This anon gets it. Why the frick can’t Hollywood
Exactly. That's why it should focus on the backstory, to give him depth beyond the vampie hunter you know.
no
No one cares about Blade's childhood and his roastie mom. People just want to see him fight vampires.
What's the PC term for Blaculas?
African Americaulas.
It's going to be a PG piece of shit for kids no matter how many rewrites it undergoes.
Snipes Blade was based.
YOU CAN SLICE HIM
YOU CAN DICE HIM
Fantastic Four is also getting a rewrite and Captain Marvel 2 is testing as the worst. MCU is dead.