just call him the champion

just call him the champion
it's that simple

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No name that any of you have ever come up with sounds even remotely good. "The Captain" is the closest thing to a solution.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, it's the closest thing to the original that doesn't cause trademark problems. it sounds even dumber than the other suggestions. "the captain". captain of what, asswipe?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no, it's the closest thing to the original that doesn't cause trademark problems.
        Right, yes, you're starting to get it. The Captain as a shortening of Captain Marvel, but also as the leader (Captain) of the Marvel Family, numbnuts.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Champion might still run into issues since Marvel has the trademark for Champions

        I don't know how big a difference "The" and that "s" will make

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it causes trademark problems

        you can't trademark a generic term like "the guardian" or "the captain"

        >no, it's the closest thing to the original that doesn't cause trademark problems.
        Right, yes, you're starting to get it. The Captain as a shortening of Captain Marvel, but also as the leader (Captain) of the Marvel Family, numbnuts.

        literally nobody ever has been captain of a fricking family dumbass

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >literally nobody ever has been captain of a fricking family dumbass
          Yeah, it's not actually literally my brain damaged friend. Tony Soprano was not actually a Skipper. And yet...

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >italians are people

            get the frick out

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. I don’t know why people always want to change shit. The captain is the only good thing waid has canonized in this last two years.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    "The Champion" sounds even more like skirting around copyright than "The Captain".

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It really sucks that Marvel wienerblocked Captain Marvel out of his name. It’d be like if we suddenly couldn’t call Superman Superman. And I’m sorry but any character in Marvel canon literally named “whatever Marvel” is fricking stupid. The Captain is probably the best compromise but seriously frick Marvel for that bit of corporate bullshittery.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's not what happened tho

      what happened was National Comics, the Superman publishers, decided that Fawcett Comics' Captain Marvel was a Superman expy and sued

      so they made it impossible for Fawcett to make the kind of profits they wanted (Captain Marvel had been their best-seller, but also the best seller at times, and those times were long gone) by 1953, so Fawcett settled and agreed not to publish Captain Marvel again, and that was the last time they did

      10 years later in 1963 Atlas Comics changed its name to Marvel Comics - after Marvel Mystery Comics, which was published by the same company a few months before there even was a Captain Marvel

      in 1967 Marvel Comics introduced their own Captain Marvel, in part an obvious homage to a long-gone character nobody ever expected to see again; they were sued by someone else who'd taken the name for his own character a year earlier, and he settled for the equivalent of $42,000 today in return for the trademark (his sales were not good)

      prior to this Fawcett had wanted to revive the character but due to their settlement with National/DC, could not do so

      in 1972, National rented Captain Marvel from Fawcett (they would buy the character and the rest of Fawcett's comics catalog outright in 1977, the year they officially became DC Comics)

      National Comics was by then owned by Warner Bros which was owned by Kinney National, and somebody got the bright idea to sue Marvel Comics over the name, because they didn't know how trademark or copyrights work any better than you do, and apparently because Jack Kirby thought it was a good idea (Kirby also thought working for DC was a good idea at the time, an opinion he would later change)

      both the show and the comic book produced by National/DC in the 70s were always titled Shazam, with only the comic book using the sub "Captain Marvel" until Marvel sent a C&D and the two companies agreed a settlement - DC continues to publish but couldn't use the name for marketing

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >copypasta

        Ruining the interwebz since 1991

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's a lot of words for "we can't call Captain Marvel that anymore because of Marvel Comics"
        >which is what I originally said, dipshit

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          idiot

          >copypasta

          Ruining the interwebz since 1991

          finish school

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't understand why they keep trying to rename Captain Marvel.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >alternate universe where Marvel somehow got the rights to the Fawcett heroes instead of DC
      what do you think Marvel would do? this is an interesting what if.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The funny thing is they can literally reprint the public domain fawcett issues if they wish. With the name on the cover of the solo titles (as in not the Whiz comics issues)

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Captain Marvel
    >Captain Thunder
    >Shazam
    >The Captain
    >The Champion
    >The Hero
    >The Thunder
    >The Marvel
    >The The
    >The Champ
    >The Man
    Which way, Cinemaphile?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Champion Marvel
      >Captain Whiz
      >Thunder Captain

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The Champ
      I dig it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Captain Eternity

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Captain Thunder
      >Captain Thunder Jr.
      >Mary Thunder.
      >Thunderworld Adventures

      Now we're talking. This should be their new names. It actually sounds iconic and commanding. The Thunder Family are not the be fricked with. Think of all the cheesy weather/storm puns. I love it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        awful, sorry

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          As opposed to what? The Captain? Shazam? Captain Thunder sounds like a hero name.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            A bootleg one, it lacks gravitas

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Tbf Captain Marvel sounds like a bootleg superhero name too

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're way outta line!

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'll admit it sounds like something a Legionnaire would come up with but that's part of the charm.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Captain thunder was going to be his orginal name

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically sounds good

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Champion Marvel
      >Captain Whiz
      >Thunder Captain

      Red Captain?

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    All of these name are fricking dreadful just call him captain marvellous and be done with it

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's Captain Marvel.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Captain is fine, it's just a shortening of his previous name.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How about Commander Captain?
      Does that sound good?

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boy II Man

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shazam!
    I’m glad Eugene, Pedro and Darla replaced these three.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i only care about Darla to be honest.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    he is captain marvel

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    'Champion' of what?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      of shazam

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Captain Thunder? Captain Wonder? Captain Champion? Captain Lightning? Thunderman?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Captain Thunder Champion could be cool

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Johns absolutely ruined him with the New 52 and the movie.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those were good though. Besides they already reverted Billy's personality

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How come they had to change his name but not Ultraman? I know the DC one is older but I'm pretty sure the Japanese one has more money riding on it's shoulders in Asia relative to a less popular Superman villain.

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