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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What ID? Do you see any pockets?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He keeps his wallet up his ass.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Toon Lex is idiot.

    Comic Lex would have used his perfect memory to have the face sketched up and compared to photos of people based on his city of operation.

    Really don't think too hard

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do DCgays really

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why wouldn't he just take a picture of himself?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just go on tv and show flashes face someone will know who he us

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He never made it out of the watchtower

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you autistic? It’s a cartoon.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are you illiterate?

        Anon doesn't give a shit what Lex did. Its clearly a comedy moment.

        Explanation is based on the fact comic Lex has near perfect memory and doing that would have solved the issue.

        >Cinemaphile

        O right, nobody reads comics here.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Are you a try hard homosexual?
          answer: yes

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >O right, nobody reads comics here.
          No one reads comics in general.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Toon Lex is idiot.
      He fell in love with Brainiac. It was honestly just bad writing all around when it came to villains in this series.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He fell in love with Brainiac.
        They got fuzed together and he was continuing to talk to Lex through his mind. It makes sense that Lex would want Brainiac's knowledge back.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >BRANIAC I’M COMING

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He fell in love with Brainiac.
        Can you really blame him?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He fell in love with Brainiac.
      They got fuzed together and he was continuing to talk to Lex through his mind. It makes sense that Lex would want Brainiac's knowledge back.

      Speaking of that, if they switched body at this point where is the copy of Brainniac? did he hop bodies with Lex or is attached to Lex physical brain?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's only 5 possibilities
        -Brainiac was linked to both Lex's mind and body so the separation meant he couldn't project into one or the other.
        -Brainiac was linked to Lex's mind, so while in Flash's body -like most episodes in s3- we just don't see Brainiac's ghost.
        -Brainiac was linked to Lex's body. -Thus he knew it'd be a bad idea to appear to The Flash.
        -SOMETHING about the experiment/torture/psychic probing isolated the Brainiac in Lex's mind prior to the switchand that isn't disabled until later.
        -Brainiac was a figment of Lex's imagination.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          Speaking of that, if they switched body at this point where is the copy of Brainniac? did he hop bodies with Lex or is attached to Lex physical brain?

          I always felt that it was Brainiac/Darkseid calling out to him from the depths of space, which is why the voice disappeared after Darkseid's resurrection.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >out to him
            They interacted though. So at the very least it was a two-way transmission.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, I just mean that it wasn't in his brain/consciousness/soul/etc. It felt like a very elaborate ruse to get him out into space and to build a machine capable of rebuilding Brainiac/resurrecting Darkseid. More likely the latter.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If Brainiac wasn't involved, even as a mouthpiece, it's remarkable Darkseid knew to exploit that, since Divided We Fall happened a year after he died. Also I'd think Darkseid would have better luck reaching out to the nearby planet of his devoted worshipers, rather than the third smartest guy on Earth with a loose control over 6 useful supervillains and 44 loose cannons.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wasn't a copy of Brainiac's program embedded in Lex for years at that point?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            this makes so much sense. It makes the finale much more personal also, as Lex knew exactly how to reach him, as they both were already connected.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why would a superhero with a secret identity carry his ID on him while superheroing?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Uuuuh for when they're asked if they're the holder of their credit cards?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Good Thru:Forever
        >Batman and Robin is after Batman Forever

        The card was expired this whole time.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So then the ID Flash would be carrying would identify him as the Flash and have a photo of him, in costume/mask on.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think Flash has pockets in costume?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A FLASH CREDIT CARD?!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wally ain't made of money like Bruce

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Which is why he needs credit.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Indeed. NC was wrong, it was a Bat DEBIT Card.
            Valid thru Forever

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Which is why he needs credit.

          Indeed. NC was wrong, it was a Bat DEBIT Card.
          Valid thru Forever

          the pipeline goes
          poor and abusing credit card to make ends meet -> responsible and only using what you can pay for, primarily with debit -> middle class, using credit card to build credit but always paying it off -> upper class, using black-series credit cards from the various issuers, being so well off you forget to pay them but who cares -> gigarich, you literally just borrow money against the value of your wealth which is entirely in stocks you're not cashing out because you don't wanna pay taxes on them (based)

          there's also the odd case of the korean or new jersey guido that doesn't really fit here where you look rich but are just spending way more money than you have and are probably planning to die young

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm a poorgay, are Black Cards really that big a deal?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        THEY HAD THE BALLS

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think the idea is that he was expecting him to be a 'somebody'.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Also that anyone worth knowing, Lex would know.

      Why wouldn't he just take a picture of himself?

      Do DCgays really

      Do you think Flash has pockets in costume?

      Toon Lex is idiot.

      Comic Lex would have used his perfect memory to have the face sketched up and compared to photos of people based on his city of operation.

      Really don't think too hard

      What ID? Do you see any pockets?

      These are the same idiots that think about shit too hard, that want to know how many hours, exactly, Alfred spends changing the tires on the batmobile.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >alfred changes the tires
        >he doesn't know

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >AIIIIEEEEEE WHO CHANGES THE BATMOBILE TIRES?!?!? WRITERS NEVER THINK ABOUT THOSE THINGS HOW DARE YOU ASK ME AN UNANSWERABLE QUESTION

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I NEED TO KNOW who changes the tires
          >worldbuilding is VITALLY MORE IMPORTANT than story, characters, and themes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much this. He's never met Wally out of costume or recognize him.

      What ID? Do you see any pockets?

      And this. Luthor has no way of finding who he is at this moment. All he's got is a face to remember and maybe find out the name that goes with it at a later time.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tbf, he does have a photographic memory. If he were ever bothered at some point, he probably could have some mind imager shit or other than could have cross-referenced the face based on CADMUS databases or whatever

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is a funny take on it. i like it.

      implies this would have worked if he'd swapped with green arrow

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's a lot of that in the JLA. Bruce Wayne, Batman. Ted Kord, tech company owner. Green Arrow, Oliver Queen, millionaire. There's a lot of members that start rich, and fewer than anyone would want that end up rich. Having money is a good thing, because yo have to pay your own way in life. You can't feed orphans with an empty wallet.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This.
      He was expecting Wally to be somebody he has seen in Forbes 200 or running some high end competitive niche company. JLA Lex is EXTREMELY vain.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lex doesn't have eidetic memory and can identify every single person on earth by their faces along? I thought he was supposed to be smart.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When I first saw this screencap and didn't know the context I just thought the Flash was moronic

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe Luthor would recognize him if he put on some glasses

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IIRC at least one of the DCAU shows made a gag about not carrying a wallet since they're all basically wearing spandex.
    I think it's more about the fact he probably expected the members of the Justice League to all be at least a little important. Lex wants leverage, and Wally's just some rando dude that works a fairly low-impact job, so unimportant that despite Luthor's shtick of keeping tabs on everyone to be able to dig dirt up on them for later blackmail, he's got no clue who Wally is.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think of this wheneevr Jim Lee or Zac Synder start talkign about how Superman shoul be ivorced from a human life.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >IMPOSSIBLE! SUPERMAN COULD NOT BE AVERAGE JOE!!!! SUPERMAN MUST BE RICH! POLITICAN! SOME GREAT NOVELIST!!! NOT THIS PUNY MAN!

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's the point of knowing what some random guy in spandex looks like? Especially when he isn't someone actually important like Superman or Batman.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't loober have a photographic memory? Just draw his face when he gets home.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some JLU episode had a line about Luthor having a photographic memory. If Luthor put more effort and resources into it, he probably could find Flash's civilian identity by using the memory of the face he saw in the mirror. But he had different priorities. He had a hateboner for Superman rather than Flash. Plus he was focusing on getting Brainiac back at the time. He wasn't motivated enough to mess with Flash.

    Although with DCAU specifically, it can be argued that this version of Luthor could've easily developed a deeper loathing for Flash. Flash just happened to be the guy who single-handedly separated Luthor from Brainiac. He was also the guy whose superpowers Luthor got to experience and lose during the bodyswap incident. That's two major personal incidents between these two.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not exactly, what he was was a mirror image of wally's face, not wally's face, so he still wouldn't recognize him if he ever saw him. but yeah "if nothing else" implies a "frick it" attitude

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If Lex doesn't already know who you are, it's not worth finding out.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He would already know the league's identities through Cadmus' files.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Waller only knew Bruce because Hugo Strange was on the team.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >thinks the flash carries id on him

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT KIND OF moronic HERO WOULD KEEP HIS ID IN HIS FRICKING SUPER SUIT????!!!!

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