Just finish watching Harry Potter. This game made no sense

Just finish watching Harry Potter. This game made no sense

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Just finish watching Harry Potter
    You have to be 18+ to post here

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That wasn't a statement of fact, it was an order

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    invented by a woman

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do incels think they're welcome here?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        because I welcome them

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cinemaphile is a safe, inclusive space for incels and if you're too bigoted to accept that then you're welcome to leave

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cinemaphile is an incel-allied space and will always be one. If you disagree, you can leave.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Uhhh, you always just leave, bigot?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hello Mr. Incel, make yourself at home

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >women think sports should have a le one beats all win condition
      baka

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who even is that? Clearly not harry

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's from Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey ride at Universal Studios Florida, Hollywood, and Japan.
      OP's never been, as he's a poorgay. You neither apparently lel

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        THESE FRICKING SCHMUCKS NEVER EVEN BEEN ON THE FORBIDDEN JOURNEY RIDE AT UNIVERSAL STUDIOS?!?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you haven't been to the trashiest place ever therefore poor
        ?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Universal Studios
          >trashiest place ever
          holy poorgay COPE

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's probably a Caligay. They like to pretend when people talk about theme parks they mean the shitty ones in California instead of the awesome ones in Orlando .

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Tacitly related, I actually looked into a DisneyWorld vacation recently. Its thousands of dollars for a family. I could literally go to Hawaii for the price and have 10x better time

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              technically yeah but it's way cheaper for locals

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I was just surprised at the price. We ended up booking a trip to whitefish

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only people who go to those places are people who can barely afford. I've never met a rich person who has been to Universal or Disneyworld.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >seething so hard, lost all sense of reason

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Look at these dysgenic fat fricks. Do you think they are wealthy? Wealthy people go to exclusive places you've never heard of.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's not about being wealthy. It's about not being a poorgay where you're seething about a $150 ticket.
              It's okay, I'm sure you can watch Youtube POVs of all the rides and have just as much fun "ironically" from the comfort of your own parents' basement

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is pure cope. It's like when my trashy coworkers go to red lobster and disneyworld and think they're high society.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >”HAVE YOU NEVER BEEN TO GOYSLOP WORLD!!? WHAT ARE YOU POOR???”

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          coal

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was the point of scoring goals in the hoops if catching the golden knish ended the game and awarded 100 points? Why even both scoring goals? Why not just run interference for your seeker until he spotted the golgen thing?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      To win the game

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like to think that there are matches in the universe where the snitch fricks off and isn't found for the whole game so it has to come down to the scoring from the other stuff

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes thats what happens in pro level games in the books, each team at least makes like a 100 points before the snitch is even caught
        one world cup game mentioned in the books lasted for like a week or something

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine being down 20000 points and playing for a whole week knowing you can't possibly win but the Snitch decided to frick off so you're stuck getting blasted

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            yes thats what happens in pro level games in the books, each team at least makes like a 100 points before the snitch is even caught
            one world cup game mentioned in the books lasted for like a week or something

            >playing for a whole week
            Do they cast the poop evaporation spell while flying or is it like a hex cast on the players before the match just in case.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Apparently subs come on for long matches so the regular players get rest. Imagine being a professional Seeker and some goober sub catches the Snitch while you have a little nappy nap

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think I'd just be happy the game ended before I figured out how to say avada kedavra with a wand tip in my mouth

            • 5 months ago
              Αnonymοus

              they projectile shit on the audience

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can outpoint the other team before they catch the snitch, so its "balanced", it still is moronic tho

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's balanced in the sense that a team can dominate the entire match but still lose since it all boils down to luck?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Again, you can dominate so even if the other team catches the snitch, you still win. Thats the idea, it happens a few times, if not in Harry series it is explained in the quidditch book. And it was a common thing while playing the videogame. But it is still moronic. But in the quidditch book its mentioned that there were matches that lasted days because the snitch didnt appear, which is probably based around cricket, a moronic sport by itself. Its literally a woman without any actual knowledge of sports trying to come up with one based on her shitty british experience

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            She said she did it because she wanted to annoy men with a nonsensical sport. Supposedly she was annoyed by all the times her boyfriend would watch soccer, which was apparently a hard sport to understand.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          If the team dominates the whole game, then it won't lose just because the other team got 100 points.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    dullest franchise etc

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you remove the existence of the snitch and seekers Quidditch would make more sense

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Or reduce the amount of points they're worth.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why mot just gave a team of 7 seekers? Is it against the rules for the other 6 to touch the snitch? Genuine question

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    why not just beat the shit out of the other team and break their brooms, then all the members of the team score one goal and chase the snitch?

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    why does british fantasy always have to be silly and whimsical

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was dumb but it had some kino moments in the movies since they just went bananas with the rules so you have fantasy plays. They somehow missed the mark after PoA

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's because a woman wrote it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This but unironically

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        But I was being unironic

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Catching the snitch doesn't win you the match, it ends the match

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The amount of points you get for it though is so much that it basically offsets everything else that happened in the match. You have to have a team of pro athletes fighting starving somali children to get enough points to win if the other team catches it.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's just 10 goals worth of points. It's basically golden goal rule that can be offset by scoring more.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think you understand what golden goal means. That happens when you are tied, not when you have a massive lead.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's still a sudden death rule, only in different way. In the books at World Cup the team that caught it still lost.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's not sudden death because sudden death is to end the game after it already got extended

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's not sudden death
                >game ends then and there

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sudden asspull maybe, not meant to be a tie-breaker like sudden death is. It's the O my rubber nen of sports

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it's okay only when I like it

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I guess logic isn't your thing J.K. Rowling. Stick to harassing troons on X

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I like sudden death rule only when it happens in extra time in football, otherwise it's an asspull
                You're the last one who should utter the word like "logic". Go dilate your rotting flesh wound, you stupid moron.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well it makes sense in games like football or hockey if they've already gone over time and need to end the match somehow. The snitch is some deus ex machina shit.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because you're utterly moronic.
                >th-they need the sudden death rule because everyone tired!
                >no, you can't have sudden death rules in other games and under different circumstances!

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >This game made no sense
    Did you know JK Rowling is a woman?

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate how dark and drab everything is later on. Oooooh I get it, you want to show how mature and real things are now. Frick off. People only like HP for the comfiness and whimsy.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      1 and 2 are the only ones with a classic status, they are so comfy and a fun rewatch everytime. Back in the day I liked 4 a lot but its when everything went to shit. In retrospective I think 3 was the best one overall, it did lost its comfiness but it was sort of Burton-esque.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's written by a woman
    And a feminist to boot

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thing is, if you're getting wrecked and the other team has a lead by over 100 points, you have no interest in catching the golden ball, since it would just confirm your loss. So I don't see a scenario where a team loses despite catching it.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i kinda does if you see it as a english soccer championshipp

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who was better Seeker - Harry or Krum?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Krum my homie no contest

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      harry, krum says in the fourth book that he could fly better than him and do shit he couldn't
      and he literally outraced one of the most dangerous dragons

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