>just frick my shit up bro

>just frick my shit up bro

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    genuinely, what else were people expecting? its the munsters, not the adams family. I will say, i hope this shit makes people way more appreciative of

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >What were people expecting
      Normal people? Nothing. Rob Zombie fans will shovel down their ZomSlop.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Man, I am still mad.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Sherry Moon Zombie is Lily Munster
    Of Course she is.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are we pretending to hate this now? All the normgays are screaming for it to be cancelled

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >All the normgays are screaming for it to be cancelled
      why?

      https://i.imgur.com/kIAXfHD.jpg

      >just frick my shit up bro

      once i saw the cast was literally whos + sheri i knew it was gonna be shit
      Rob is putting lot of soul into it i give him that
      he rebuilt the set and no cgi shit, but theres just no way this is good

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's gonna be cringe kino

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like Kino. Idc

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bargain bin WWDITS

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hate gen-x so much.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why

      All the generations suck major shit what makes them stand out

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They're the middle child that no one gives a shit about, they just sat idlily and let boomers frick everything up. They cling to the a past that they willingly let go and refuse to leave.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ngl good explanation. Thanks anon

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Smells Like Teen Spirit was right about them

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >music is trash
    >movies are trash

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you i still enjoy white zombie

      His movies are mostly shit though, except his contribution to Grindhouse

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      SEETHE THROUGH THE DITCHES

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's cruising through life as a mediocre shitty artist just because he combined old horror movies with metal in the 90s.

      A career worth billions and world fame without any real talent

      The Kardashian of metal

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Uhhh you’re stupid uhuhuhuh Rob Zombie kicks ass huhuhuhuh

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          And people act like Do The Universe is anywhere close to this level

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Man even porn parodies look better than this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Man even porn parodies look better than this

      I am absolutely sick of Sherry Zombie getting leading roles. She has no business playing lily Munster, Lily was charming and hot, Sherry plays psycho single mom prostitute bawds great with her mocking baby voice.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nooo not the precious addams family ripoff

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Nooo not the precious addams family ripoff

          Oh look, another snarky homosexual dipped in irony who adds nothing to the conversation and shits up Cinemaphile like it's his personal plebbit toilet.

          It never really had a chance, but at least hire a hot/charming actress to cosplay as Lily Munster. Have a problem with that homosexual or do you have something else to add dripping is sarcasm. Worthless Black person.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry kiddo, cry more about the sanctity of the fricking Munsters

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I fully understand Rob zombie hiring her in movies ( studio pays double to his family) I get it. Fully I get it

        But yes, this and Halloween are shit. Real shit

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Grandpa looks decent and I'll give a pass to his wife as Lily, but Herman looks like a lame cosplayer or a porn parody. Herman is fricking cool you can't just get some dweeby little b***h to play him.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The trailer still sucks but it’s twice as good in black and white

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Incredibly kino. Wish they'd release it like this instead.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i wish they'd release it with just the color black and the sound muted

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It looks good because of

      [...]
      the colours are accurate to the original sets. The gaudy colours provided great contrast in black and white.

      B&W film takes colors differently.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, just watch it with the color off. I assume it's meant to be in black and white which is why the costumes are oversaturated, in baw they will look contrasted that way.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HEY IM SEEDING!
    HEY IM FEEDING!
    HEY IM SCREAMING!
    SNEEDS FEED AND SEED COME ON!

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So is this taking place after Eddy and Marilyn grow up and move out? The charm was the family dynamic. Two dinks and a senior seem more sad than funny.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think is a prequel.
      In the trailer they just met

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    CRINGE TIME!

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Black & White Version saves it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      only because the colours are vomit tier

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/kIAXfHD.jpg

        >just frick my shit up bro

        the colours are accurate to the original sets. The gaudy colours provided great contrast in black and white.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      only because the colours are vomit tier

      Nice. Bottom right pic looks straight out of the show.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When are people going to start calling out Rob Zombie for writing himself into the history of horror.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      By making horror movies that were successful? Man what a prick.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Movies
        Lmao

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, kinos, films, movies. Whatever you want to call it. He made a name for himself.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he comes off like a tryhard poser

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >poser
          Throwback insult

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah it's shit but it's not like the source material is that much better.
    The virgin Munsters < The Chaddams Family

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