Just got back from watching Wonka, what a great film.

Just got back from watching Wonka, what a great film. I cried a bunch at the end but I'm the kind of guy who cries easily. I'm so glad that it wasn't just some shitty cashgrab and ended up actually being a fun movie. What did Cinemaphile think of it?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wanker more like

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because anyone would have thought of that joke, 20 years ago, anon.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You pirated it, you lying Black person

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, it was still showing where I live.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks for the gay review, shill.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    homosexual

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >i cried
    kys

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Um, scratch that, reverse it, OP.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just went to watch Wonka, what a terrible film. I laughed a bunch at the start but I'm the kind of girl who laughs easily. I'm so sad that it was just some shitty cashgrab and ended up actually being a bad movie. What did reddit think of it?

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Solid film, turned a profit too despite Cinemaphile's obesity and wrongness.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    does this have cute girls like the other wonka flicks

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, quite the opposite actually.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The worst of the three.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Depp Wonka fricking sucked.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gene>Depp>Timmy

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Depp's a great actor but his take on the character as some kind of weird autist just annoys me.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Disgusting israelite

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What did Cinemaphile think of it?
    Not the best food-based film he's in

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What did Cinemaphile think of it?
    Wouldn't watch that garbage even if you paid me gay

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    does he ever dress up in that sissy jumpsuit like the pre-release photos?

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >crying at this movie
    You’re actually fricking gay. Please frick off to /lgbt/

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie just seems so soulless. What's the appeal? Didn't they already come out with two Wonka remakes?

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they keep making musicals? No one wants this bullshit

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >No one wants this bullshit
      Rare case of Film Twitter and Cinemaphile being a horseshoe

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You sound like a huge homosexual, so I guess you're the target audience for this movie.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i pirated it out of curiosity not knowing it was a musical, and the singing started in the first minute or so, i turned it off.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Motherfricker, what sort of willy wonka film isn't a musical?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah i suppose so, but i honestly thought that had been done so theres no need for another bunch of singing and gay assing about willy wonka, but i was wrong.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        2005s Wonka is more film than song

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I knew it would at least be decent when I saw it was the Paddington director. Not a bad film.

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    marathoning it, it's boring and the music is bad

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      update. I like the song where he gives people chocolate in disguises, still don't like the movie

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did they explain what happened to all the black people? Did they all die at the end so it was only white people left in Wonka and the chocolate factory?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      black little girl found her mother, black woman from wonka crew went back to her friends, and you don't see slugworth in Wonka and the chocolate factory so he technically may still be black

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      what are you talking about? willy wonka's chocolate factory was staffed by black pygmies.

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    yup it's a great movie
    not even woke

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