Just got fired so I got at least a month or two with nothing better to do then catch up on Cinemaphile! What should I watch? Taking ALL suggestions assume I've lived my entire life under a rock! For example I have not seen any of the following:
Lord of the Rings
The Sopranos
Seinfeld
Over the Garden Wall
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What do you like? I got laid off at the beginning of october. I've watched falling down, leaving las vegas and brazil. All solid unemployment kino
Volume > Temperature
I just want as much water I can get in as little amount of time as I can
this
>mfw the tap only has a thin stream of water which takes 10+ seconds to fill my mouth
I take less time than that.
yeah I'm usually just filling up a bottle anyway so it'll be room temperature by the time I drink it
1, 2, 3, you're done
enjoy your AIDS water
back in the day we only had left
If you didn't get any severance, remember to file for unemployment. In many jurisdictions the state bills your former employer for your unemployment so it's a nice final frick you.
yeah, all businesses pay into the fund, so all those buttholes who get fired are the reason why your pay is so low.
>all those buttholes who get fired
and Black folk
and NGOs
and defense contractors
there's a million morons sucking at the teat of the great vampire bat
I got laid off a year ago to this date. Living off the government if youre not 40+ is eye opening and the system is fricked. My friend has two jobs and struggles to pay rent
>I got laid
good for you normie
Doesn't that not work if they give a reason for the firing?
Depends on whether that reason falls under "poor performance" or "misconduct"
The former still gets you unemployment. The latter usually requires warnings for similar behavior before termination. Also it depends on the state since some states are pro-employer and some are pro-employee and they lean heavily towards their favored side. No pretense of impartiality in unemployment judges anyway kek
t. Guy who works in HR for a big company and has to deal with unemployment claims all the time
I was googling it and looks like I might be able to score some NEETbucks since it falls under "poor performance"? Cool!
Hell yeah dude. It costs you nothing to apply for it so go for it.
What ghetto ass building are you in that doesn't have a water fountain that fills up water bottles? Are you a cave man drinking straight from the spring?
i think the image is about high school and prior water fountains
I only had those two in high school, we got one or two with the bottle-fillers installed, and then my college had bottle-stations at every fountain
zoom zoom zoom
>waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah how come young people dont know about everday life in the 90s
Millennials really are the NPC generation
You must be 18 or older to post here.
Spring water is delicious.
dumb zoomer
ive experienced both. my elementary had like a tall rectangle one probably from the 70s.
for me it’s pic related
I remember we had one of these in our middle school gym and it tasted like vomit
20 years of backwash creeping its way through the pipes
I saw a guy repair something similar at work and when he took it apart it was filled with wienerroaches.
I remember vomiting on one of these in middle school gym
LOST
The Leftovers
The Wire
The Sopranos
Carnivale
Rome
The Godfather
Terminator + Terminator 2
Paddington + Paddington 2
Lord of the Rings trilogy
Seven
Forrest Gump
Casablanca
The Seven Samurai
Lodge 49
The Good The Bad and The Ugly
Altered States
Videodrome
Crank + Crank 2
Taxi Driver
Heat
Spirited Away
Princess Mononoke
Paprika
Perfect Blue
Apacolypse Now
They Live
Wizards
The Simpsons Seasons 1-9
A Serious Man
O Brother Where Art Thou
Barton Fink
I dont use them at work because the spooks use them.
Just hang a sign on the one closest to your desk that says "whites only".
I found some autistic guy that was spamming his tiktok profile in the review sections of these water fountains. I'll see if I can find it
Here we go. Literally every online retailer ever these are sold has this same guy in the reviews lol
>dropshipping
>my karate dojos
I love it. It's got layers.
You already know what the frick it is
terrible design I hated those fricking things
Actually chuds it fit the minimum legal requirements to be a water fountain
>shit fricking pressure, have to basically put your mouth on the spout just to get something
>outside at the park so handle is fricked with, there is undoubtedly gum and shit gunked on it somewhere
>youre at the fricking park and this is your only source of water so you pretty much have to drink it after a hard day of stomping in ant hills with your boys
3/10
op you should watch reservoir dogs
Plus ALWAYS warm and rusty tasting water
There was not a single one of these that wasnt fricked up with gum or trash, even in all white neighbourhoods
SOUL
Might as well open your mouth and wait for it to rain with this shit.
i never used these, cause my brother told me that he saw a bum washing his balls in one.
I'm not a bum
has anyone ever installed a drinking fountain inside their own home? I've never heard of anyone doing it but I would absolutely love one
Just use a glass.
Does America just have water fountains sitting around everywhere? I don't think I've ever seen one here
only at parks and schools. it was part of the high modern vision.
They're everywhere in schools and offices here. Also at any park not yet ruined by minorities.
>and offices
at my last office they were literally all cut off due to toxic contents
checked
it does seem to be mostly an american thing from googling. are they plumbed in? i thought burgers hated tap water
hating tap water is an upper middle class thing. i'm drinking bottled water right now.
Depends on where you live. I have hardwater in my apartment and it sliterally would give me an increased salt intake without a filter
Used to get my water from rainwater tanks and drinking "city water" always felt gross, yet there were big green tree frogs and mosquitos living in those tanks, occasionally a mosquito larvae would get into the glass and when you cleaned the tap filters they were full of chitinous shit from various insects.
One time we replaced a plastic tank and there was the skeleton of a massive frog at the bottom, didn't affect the flavour. Tapwater tastes like shit because of what they add to make it completely safe.
Not just water
Do Euros really not have complimentary chili on tap in schools and offices?
bro they don't even have refrigeration and air conditioning, literal turd world continent.
>water goes like half an inch high so you have to touch the nasty faucet
worse than prisons...
In prison it's actually a single unit. You wash your hands and brush your teeth with the water fountain/sink and it's connected to your toilet.
left sucks ass
zoomers have this now
>Elgay
Spoken like a true Oasis P8M chad
Forgot pic
>sprays water 2 feet over into the floor
>friend sipping water
>place hand over sensor
fun times
I have these at work and school use them to fill my water bottle all the time
for me, it's EZS8L
anyways anon, you should be open to every kino suggestion in this thread
You could try movies or tv
I'm a fan of both
need some more highly specific 2000s nostalgia
I love water but these things have always grossed me out. Somehow water fountain water all tastes like complete shit. Just the thought of the ones from school make me wanna hurl. Imagine getting dehydrated in the Nevada heat and drinking this HOT liquid slop as you lifeline.
Uhh chud it's just water
ye olden days of being a kid outside playing and drinking out of water hoses or a spigot
>the one kid who drank a black widow out of the hose and died
that could have been me, phew!
what a first world spoiled gay
one girl who wasn’t even that fat in elementary school was called a sea cow for drinking too long at the fountain. we all thought it was funny so we kept calling her a sea cow and she developed an eating disorder.
>we kept calling her a sea cow and she developed an eating disorder.
jeez
You sound chipper. Are you not going to be searching for jobs?
t. got fired two months ago waiting to hear back after interview yday
Watch Lord of the Rings. You need something uplifting. Hope you make it, Anon.
>mfw no one had these at their school
you have to be 18 to post here
>only white people bother to take care of their property
telling
>Black folk ruin their drinking fountain
WTF WHITEY FIX IT
Does the Oasis company appreciate their products being used in that way? Why did they update just one of the fountains?
Now it's "white' and "People of Color"
>needing a sign to tell your colored not to use your fountain
every nog knew they had to go ask the hunchback to turn the hose on for them around back. and the hunchback knew to turn it off mid drink because it was funny
All the hispanics used to spit on these and the special ed kids would deepthroat them
accurate
The Act of Seeing With One’s Own Eyes
Cabin Fever
Daisy’s Destruction
Faces of Death
Hostel
Mars Needs Moms
A Serbian Film
The EZS8l, colder water, cleaner water.
Perfect season for watching Over the Garden Wall. Very comfy and worthy of a yearly rewatch
Can we talk about the dumb motherfrickers that use these?
I mean I guess the water cooler machine itself is ok, but what type of pants on head fricking moron is paying for new bottles of water to be delivered? Like, it is a BOTTLE of WATER, and when it's empty do you know what you have? a BOTTLE, so now all that is missing is WATER, which you LITERALLY HAVE ON TAP. Just fricking fill it up from a tap and plop it back on. How the frick is this a viable business that people still use?
I used these in China cause the tap-water had heavy metals residue, and the bottled water still had heavy metal, but significantly less.
My office just got these bad boys installed. For me? It's light sparkle vitamin boosted lemon.
We have something like this.
You put a cup under it and press a button and cold water comes out. None of that fancy hollywood shit.
I'm slightly concerned because the only hose connected to it is for water to get in, and it has stickers boasting about how it "filters water"
>the only hose connected to it is for water to get in
Same with the Bevi, it's clearly marked "NOT A DRAIN" and only the vendor can do maintenance, so we aren't sure what's really going on with it
>My office just got these bad boys installed. For me? It's light sparkle vitamin boosted lemon
>amerisharts so fat they can't just enjoy normal water flavored water
>Amerisharts
Our Canadian corporate offices have them as well.
my office got a shitass bunn that makes shitass espresso and every other day something pops off inside and it pisses bean juice all over the counter like a moronic puppy
binge that galactic heros cartoon
Left is more satisfying. Like a mechanical keyboard. The clack is nostalgic.
i like the left as well, but the buttons on the right are more clicky and i like that
>mechanical keyboard
I was just comparing it to what other anons say feels satisfying to them, which I can understand. I don't even have a mechanical keyboard.
Wisconsinbros know these are actually called bubblers
Aussies too.
>tfw i accidentally fixed the tap in my backyard and it has decent pressure again
For me, it was turning the faucet thing ever so slightly so that the water would spray onto the shirt of the next homosexual who tried to get a drink.
>school had these in rows of three
>there was a rumour someone pissed in the middle one
>nobody knew which middle one
>sometimes huge rows for left and right but middle always empty
little did they know I pissed on them all
I never got the 'pissed in the drink fountain' meme.
Like, I'm not drinking from the drain or the basin, I'm drinking from the spout. So who cares?
>I'm drinking from the spout.
>he drank the piss spout
kek
Did every school have similar rumors?
Mmm, hot rusty fluoridated tap water full of spit and earwigs! Yummy. No wonder I turned out the way I did.
I pissed in the cafeteria bathroom's hand soap dispenser and got suspended for a week.
>I pissed in the cafeteria bathroom's hand soap dispenser and got suspended for a week.
Hahaha we'd do that all the time
What are some fountain kino
for me it is the ol' drinking trough we had in schools here in aus
Finally something I can relate to
uhh you aren't supposed to drink out of those, you in into them and then use the water to clean your genitals...
*pee into them
>that circular guard around the faucet
Someone put the faucet up their ass, didn't they?
hadar?
gaki no tsukai, it's japanese boomer humour with subtitles but 90s-2010 or so episodes are funny if you like absurdist slapstick
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>month or two
I've been unemployed for almost a year now bro
Get comfy!
feels good donit
picked up any hobbies yet?
Do Americans really use machines that piss in their faces?