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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh no a sexy female yautja
    *trips and falls out of pants*
    run Cinemaphile run
    i'll buy you time with my body

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implying predators don't reproduce from artificial wombs
      >aliens and predators existing in the same canon literally confirms this
      sure buddy "female yautja"

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >aliens and predators existing in the same canon literally confirms this
        How, you braindead mongoloid
        Do humans also reproduce from artificial wombs because they exist in the same canon?
        Whst a moronic fricking post

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Do humans also reproduce from artificial wombs because they exist in the same canon?
          humans don't have artificial wombs yet baka + in the lore aliens are used by predators as a biological weapon implying they're intimately familiar with the alien reproduction cycle.
          meanwhile even in the far future of alien 1 humans don't recognize the pods as artificial wombs

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >aliens and predators existing in the same canon literally confirms this
        is this bait? or am I just not learned in the ways of AVP lore? I've read a few AVP books a while ago, as I recall the Yautja make plenty of references to sex and part of the status they gain through hunts is pussy

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's not canon "lore" coz i refuse to consider anything in the comics as canon. just logical inference from the movies.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is an NHI and why have the israelites been pushing it so hard lately?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      some people think aliens aren't from other planets but from earth from an other dimension so they're not aliens or extraterrestrials if they're from earth so now they're called non human intelligence

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Non human intelligence? What, like dolphins, ants whales, monkeys and fungi?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          No like ghosts, shadow people, parallel universes, other dimensions.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          More like the Predators in Peru ripping off people's faces.
          ----------------------------

          Locals described the 'extraterrestrials' as having large heads and yellowish eyes, and said the mysterious figures are immune to their hunting weapons.

          They claim they have attacked them every night for nearly a month since July 11.

          Latina Noticias, a Peruvian news outlet, quoted Dávila as saying he had come face-to-face with one of the so-called aliens.

          'We have met almost face to face. His face is hardly visible. I have seen his whole body floating at a height of one meter,' he said, suggesting the being was hovering.

          The group have now requested a military presence from the authorities, however it reportedly takes a 10-hour river trip to reach the community from Iquitos City.

          'We need support for our community. The children do not sleep and the mothers stay up all night,' Dávila said. 'They appear to be armoured. I shot one of them twice and he wasn't injured, he rose and disappeared.

          'We're very frightened about what's happening here in our community.'

          He added: 'Their shoes are round-shaped, which they use to float... Their heads are long, they wear a mask and their eyes are yellowish. They are experts at escaping.'

          https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12384217/Peruvian-villagers-attack-aliens-face-peelers.html

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's the new acronym that replaces POC

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      the UFO homosexuals have started adopting their conspiracy theory acronyms in the everyday speech

      You both glow.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What does NHI stand for

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      non-human immigrant

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick is an NHI and why have the israelites been pushing it so hard lately?

      the ufo homosexuals have started adopting their conspiracy theory acronyms in the everyday speech

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Prey proved that a yass slay qween, all 5 feet 80lbs of her, could plummet any pesky Male, to say nothing of a hulking behemoth who solo'd a bear earlier in the same film!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She doesn't fist fight a predator. Most other Predator protagonists haven't fought them hand to hand either.
      It literally does not matter how small she is

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      my wife Amber

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That Predator was literally moronic
      Jungle Hunter didn't even leave any tracks meanwhile this dumbfrick left tracks and his own blood 30 seconds after landing on Earth
      Dude got clowned on by a wolf and a bear
      What a homosexual Predator
      Also going by her weight and size is moronic, all of Arnie's massive size and strength for a human meant jack shit against the Predator. He outsmarted and outmaneuvered it, he didn't overpower it. Way to miss the entire point of a movie. That'd be like complaining about a movie where a woman manages to kill a maneating Tiger
      The strength disparity is so great the Tiger wouldn't give a shit

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dutch didn't outsmart Jungle Hunter, either. He got lucky.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody expected the primitive earth soldiers to use primitive soldier weapons & tactics to defeat the ugly motherfricker hi-tech space boss

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            When he was laughing, was it him or a recording

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              i think it was a recording of billy's laughter from the one scene in the movie when billy isn't dreading

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Different anon, honestly the only point that just bothers(ruins it) me in comparison is that there is a lot of plausible deniability for dutch, he is a big very well seasoned spec ops dude who is used to drawn out missions that require a frick load of stamina and will to push through and he has seen some shit which means he would be less shocked and overtaken by the realization of what he is up against while the native girl couldnt have seen enough combat or anything to even match dutch's resilence and gut natural aptitude to just roll with the situation. Thats the main culprit that makes the first predator and ruins the recent one. Having said that i did enjoy prey a lot but again the point i made just ruins it for me in the afterwards

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Prey was unironically the best predator movie

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's certainly up there and surpasses the avp shit. No idea how you can make a movie about alien fighting predators lame but they did it twice. Feels like the second one was sabotaged intentionally with the darkness by some seething editor.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Prey was unironically the best predator movie

          Seriously kys

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No way, it's 4th best. It goes Predator >> Predator 2 >>> Predators >> Prey >>> AvP > AvP:R >>>> The Predator. The AvPs can maybe even swap places; AvP: R was actually rated R and had a great Predator in it but you could barely see anything and the human characters were even worse than AvP.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        predator vs batman is the best predator movie

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It is not better than the first 2, absolutely not.
        It is, however, better than all of the other garbage that's come after and should remain a blueprint for what to do with the franchise. Just fling a Predator of varying rank/experience into any time period/culture that's interesting.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't wait in 20 years when this movie will be problematic because a pesky human was harassing an undocumented migrant.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Just imagine the pure hor- ACK!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The greatest action scene in cinematic history.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        For me, it's the helicopter scene.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Arnold tricked him into losing a bet over who had the biggest biceps
          What the frick was his problem?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      McTiernan purposely went over-the-top with this scene as a way of poking fun at the ridiculous gun porn in action films of the day. Them unloading into the jungle to that extent and for that long is pure satire that is meant to borderline silly, which then makes it all the more impactful when Poncho comes back and tells the group that for all the destruction they did they hit nothing. Just perfect storytelling.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know there is a guy on youtube thunderranch iirc is his channels name and he said something i very much agree with, people start blasting because it feels good not because its all directed at a target, id say the scene captures that point well, everyone of those trained dudes slips into panic for a little moment and they justgo for it trying to regain that feel good/feel in charge mental state. Also that scene just rocks, a lot of firepower going downrange looking awesome af, yeah i enjoyed that

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm no pussy. You hunt me, I hunt you.
    I don't play that shit.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need to see a female predator fully naked

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dutch finally gets to da choppa
    >The Predator is flying it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      kino

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Wise man once said forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    one arm bar and hes toast

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seriously, how did they come up with such an iconic design?
    The original will forever be unmogged by any other

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was extremely close to being just another silly forgettable monster costume

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's really not that good. It's just a dude with a mask and dreadlocks.

      The great movie elevates the generic monster design.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's really not that good.
        what a dumb contrarian, kek

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah man, Micheal Myers is a dude with a mask because they literally just repurposed a Captain Kirk mask and called it good; actually turned out to be iconic anyways but not the point. The Pred mask was designed by Stan Winston with the help of James Cameron on short notice and it's cool as hell; it's got the tri-laser and breathing assistance built in and just has a clean and sleek look.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >with the help of James Cameron
          source?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >If It Bleeds We Can Kill It: The Making of 'Predator' (Television show). AMC
            >The Predator design is credited to special effects artist Stan Winston. While flying to Japan with Aliens director James Cameron, Winston, who had been hired to design the Predator, was doing concept art on the flight. Cameron saw what he was drawing and said, "I always wanted to see something with mandibles." Winston then included them in his designs.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >If It Bleeds We Can Kill It: The Making of 'Predator' (Television show). AMC
            >The Predator design is credited to special effects artist Stan Winston. While flying to Japan with Aliens director James Cameron, Winston, who had been hired to design the Predator, was doing concept art on the flight. Cameron saw what he was drawing and said, "I always wanted to see something with mandibles." Winston then included them in his designs.

            Winston actually jokes on the commentary track for Aliens that James Cameron is the most talented artist working for Winston, given that the three arguably most iconic creatures to ever come out of his shop (The Terminator, the Queen Alien, and the Predator) were designed either full or in part by Cameron.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Another reddit npc on Cinemaphile what else is new

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      ENTER

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wolf really is the best Predator put on screen. Shame that the movie was so mid but Shane Black's flick managed to be worse at least.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ghost/City Slicker is my favorite because he was clearly just there for the lulz, but Wolf did the most operator shit. Might've even killed the predalien if he didn't decide to fight honorably.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Voodoo mogic. FOKIN VOODOO MOGIC MON.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous
          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wolf really is the best Predator put on screen. Shame that the movie was so mid but Shane Black's flick managed to be worse at least.

            Wait the various predators have names?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Uh, duhhh

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              '87- Jungle Hunter
              Predator 2 - City Hunter, Elder/Greyback, The Lost Tribe (who also all have names)
              AVP - Chopper, Celtic, Scar, Elder (different)
              AVP:R - Wolf
              Predators - Classic/crucified, Mr. Black/Beserker, Tracker, Falconer
              The Predator - Fugitive, Upgrade/Assassin
              Prey - Feral

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          ENTER

          Ghost/City Slicker is my favorite because he was clearly just there for the lulz, but Wolf did the most operator shit. Might've even killed the predalien if he didn't decide to fight honorably.

          Wolf was iconic Kino Predator

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        chest armor design is kinda homosexual

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wolf really is the best Predator put on screen. Shame that the movie was so mid but Shane Black's flick managed to be worse at least.

        [...]
        [...]
        Wolf was iconic Kino Predator

        The only reason I even watch AVP:R is because I love seeing Wolf leaping from place to place doing Predator things.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The one in Prey is good but only with the mask on, the face design is the worst of the franchise. Also not a fan of the thinner dreads but that's a smaller point of contention.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >how

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah man, Micheal Myers is a dude with a mask because they literally just repurposed a Captain Kirk mask and called it good; actually turned out to be iconic anyways but not the point. The Pred mask was designed by Stan Winston with the help of James Cameron on short notice and it's cool as hell; it's got the tri-laser and breathing assistance built in and just has a clean and sleek look.

        Cameron-sama.....i kneel

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        James Cameron did the last one?! no wonder it sucks.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          He had nothing to do with it. Shane Black made that one.

          >how

          >kino thing
          >it's by Jimbo
          Every time.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Shane Black made that one.
            Shane Black made the one BEFORE the last one. Prey was Dan Trachtenberg.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    WELL IVE GOT NEWS FOR YOU

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Realistically, how would a predator react if someone stripped down naked and starting helicoptering?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably confused for a second, before immediately killing him.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      If it were you he wouldn't feel threatened at all. If it were me, he'd kill me because I am a God-damned Sexual Tyranosaurus.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >haha wouldn't it be weird if predator started sucking my co- ACK!
      He would cauterize the entire thing immediately with his shoulder cannon and toss it in the tall grass, you serious?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        only 3.6 roentgens

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        What is that?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Predator blood

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh damn looks like that was a good shirt too.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      how do you react when you see a dog licking it's balls?
      same way - you just kick it and tell it to frick off

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just imagine being hunted at all... pretty terrifying

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      what if you're hunted by a MILF

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Like a female predator? They're the worse ones.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Or the MILF hunter

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Noooo don't drain my holy seed, nooooo@

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    okay OP wtf did you mean by NHI? no humans involved?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      non-human intelligence

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Just imagine the pure horror of being raped by a 8ft tall, heavy armored, NHI in the jungle
    I know man, scary

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    where's the slack jawed homosexuals webm, I can't find mine

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      she didnt say that

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        you don't know that

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think Predator 2 is starting to get rehabilitated after these three decades of hate?
    Are all the ‘muh Arnold’ gays finally fricking off and we can all admit this movie rips hard?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      But Predator 2 is the second best film in the franchise, that's a fact.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        There’s a lot out there who say Predators is better and even then that doesn’t undo 30 years of people acting saying it’s bad because ‘no Arnold’ and ‘its too silly’ all of which boil down to people wanting to see the same goddam 1987 movie again.
        It also doesn’t help that John McTiernen made the first one and set impossibly high standards

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >people wanting to see the same goddam 1987 movie again
          So glad they didn't try to replicate the first one. Some of the best sequels go in a different direction when the first entry is so good like Aliens, Terminator 2, The Road Warrior, Gremlins 2, and Evil Dead 2.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I also liked that they didn't bring back Dutch. They should have done the same for Ripley after Aliens. They don't need to come back every. single. movie. in some endless loop fighting the monsters in ever more contrived ways until they finally die.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Imo it goes
          >Predator
          >Predators
          >Predator 2
          >Prey
          >The Predator

          Predators is a shitty reimagined of Predator, the super Predators are useless shit and the characters are worse, just a generic Robert Rodriguez movie

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imo it goes
        >Predator
        >Predators
        >Predator 2
        >Prey
        >The Predator

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          for me it's
          >Predator
          >Predator 2
          >AvP 2 (pc game)
          >AvP (arcade)

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's something relentlessly charming about Predator 2 for me. Feels like a live action cartoon in a good way. I just wish Bill Paxton's character lasted longer.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The first one was good for the time because of the play on 80's action movies. Predator 2 was a lot more fun and cool. Probably simply from the gang torn LA hellscape setting.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I genuinely don't get the hate, I was so confused when I saw reviews and everyone throws it in with the bad ones. But I'm also confused when people call Predators the good one. But I'm also an autist who thinks the way they should've taken the Predator franchise was to go through a different action genre every movie then have the Predator invade eventually.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only good Predator movies are 1 and 2.
        And the Aliens vs Predator movies but I like those for the schlock.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >But I'm also an autist who thinks the way they should've taken the Predator franchise was to go through a different action genre every movie then have the Predator invade eventually.
        >a guy gets isekai'd
        >his cheat power is that he's strongman tier muscular
        >he's fighting the demon king
        >predator ship lands on the demon king's castle
        >tri-laser blows off the demon king's head
        rest of the movie is predator hunting a super human and his squad of magic users

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought it sucked when I watched it.

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate DarkHorse comics for make the predators "muh honorable spacial samurai", most movies after AvP followed this shitty formula and the fricked it, that's why Jungle Hunter is the best Predator, he's a cheater motherfricker but he also showed to Dutch he can frick him without any attachment (of course this make him lose)

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah for all we know that first Predator was a janny back home and was just on safari for a couple weeks vacation to bring back some cool trophies and show off to his coworkers. The loregays have this need to delve into the backstory of every little thing of something they like which takes away the mystery.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The first predator was a honorable fighter at the end but yeah sort of a dick.

      Yeah for all we know that first Predator was a janny back home and was just on safari for a couple weeks vacation to bring back some cool trophies and show off to his coworkers. The loregays have this need to delve into the backstory of every little thing of something they like which takes away the mystery.

      Nah the comics are fine because the stories are standalone. In one they might be on earth, hunting humans like they're on safari and in another they are on a space station on the other side of the galaxy fighting alongside humans to wipe out some xenomorphs. The movies should have been more varied like that instead of rehashing the exact same story in different years. They did the same lazy shit with The Crow movies and TV show.

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's actually a funny costume lmao

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's actually 2 of them if you have the ability to see through the Predators invisibility cloak as I do.

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Predator 1 and 2 established that Predators only hunt in very hot climates
    >AvP take place in fricking Antarctica
    At least the temple was shown to be located in tropical jungle thousands years ago iirc, but it always bothered me. At least give them Predator winter clothes or something. Maybe that's why they're so fragile in that movie.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it was that they preferred the heat, but uninitiated Yautja were sent to the frozen wastes to test their mettle and prove themselves worthy of the hunt.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It still bothers me that they're dressed the same as in jungle. I know they would look goofy in winter jackets, but them going around bare-chested in freezing temperatures also seem stupid. I don't know, maybe some full body armor?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >full body armor
          They're sport hunters, not soldiers

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          They view that shit as a weakness and they only really wear armor over their head and their heart.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's also so their heat vision is stronger and they have an easier go of find prey.
        in tropical climate heat vision isn't as useful and so hunts are harder.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like how overdesigned were the predators and the aliens for this movie
      Is a common thing when doing crossovers

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first aid scene in the bathroom in predator 2 is the best in the movie

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Horror
    I could take him easily. I have superior speed.

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first movie Predator was kind of a b***h looking back on it. Most of his kills are either directly from a Plasma Caster shot or the Plasma Caster did the heavy lifting before the finishing blow with something else.

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    *gets defeated by a hapa chinese-native-american qt teenage girl*

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Getting killed by his own bolts was a fitting end for how much of a brute force moron that Pred was

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I figured pretty early he was just as an overconfident wienery young blood
        Having any amount of trouble with a fricking wolf is not something that would happen to an experienced Predator.

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty much. I would kill for a hard-R horror Predator movie where the whole thing is coated in kino hopelessness and dread than just straight up action. Predators had SOME of that but if really expanded upon, it could be collosal kino

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. When I was a kid I was completely terrified by the pred, found them almost as creepy as the xenos until I rewatchrd the movies when I was older and realized that they are supposed to be action movies. And they keep making them less sand less horror-ish witch each newer entry, unfortunately to the point of even making the Pred the main hero in something like AvP. If love a pure Predator horror movie

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The biggest appeal The Predator had was that it started as your regular 80s action film and then progressed into a horror flick.

      It can't be replicated. Many have tried.

      Predator 2 went in an interesting direction with the boilerplate cop setting. If Mel Gibson had been cast as well it could have been kino.

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need this.

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    That would be easy, I'd just crumble to the ground crying,, shitting, screaming, dropping all weapons and exposing my belly until he was so disgusted that just left me alone.

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Predators was incredibly average imo, also adrian brody spent the entire movie using a tough guy voice while looking like the biggest pussy

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