just marathoned this, what does?

just marathoned this, what does Cinemaphile think? third season felt kinda weak but still like it overall.

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I quit when S2 ended

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      how come?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I felt S3 would be a rehash of S2

        fell off after the first season

        S2 is better than S1 and makes S1 interesting

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same

      how come?

      NTA but I think the plot got as convoluted and stretched as the story could've possibly afforded before the quality started to drop off.
      I think I stopped at just the right point.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    fell off after the first season

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched 1899 and it turns into absolute shit at the midway point. Is Dark anything like 1899 (ie terrible)?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It gets convoluted after the first season, as does all time travel shows but I still liked it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unnecesarily Imight add, a
        it was three timelines, then they added a bazillion more, oh no in reality it was 3 universes...
        It shouñd have ended with Jonas detonating the bomb at the end of season 1...

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Uncertainty principle precludes the possibility of a stable time loop.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's way better than 1899. I do not know what the writer/director duo thought by making it, but it's so far below Dark it should be insulting to them.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, even with the quality drop of season 3, it's still overall a solid show. If you like time travel.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      dark is the best show ever

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dark season 1 is outstanding. Season 2 is good. Season 3 is alright.1899 wasn't good at any point.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        i liked 1899 because it was obvious from the first episode they were in a breaking down simulation.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    every single person on screen is white, like every single one. even the extras. I checked

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It fits with the incest theme of the show.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Actually consanguineous marriages are about 25x more common in large parts of africa than anywhere in Europe or the US. I would think casual inbreeding would follow suit as these relationships are frowned upon in africa just as much as anywhere else.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    S1 is kino
    S2 is good
    S3 is when Lynch left Twin Peaks. You still love the characters and want to find out what happened, but it's not the same.

    I actually liked the ending, though it was beautiful.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I actually liked the ending, though it was beautiful.
      so did they break the loop? i thought their young selves seeing them in the closet imply that it was simply another part of the loop and its not truly broken

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, they escaped. It would have been awesome if they would have been the ones starting the loop. Go to real original world to stop loop. End up on bridge. Cause accident and the clock maker does the whole time machine again. But I guess they wanted a happy ending

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, they can't break the loop. If the clockmaker's family does't die, he never invents the time machine, Jonas and Martha never exist, Jonas and Martha never stop the clockmaker's family from dying, the clockmaker invents the time machine, which causes Jonas and Martha to exist and eventually stop the clockmaker's family from dying. It's a meta loop.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          but they would only need to stop family from dying once because time moves forward from that point. his world was broken and its essentially stuck. they simply unstuck it and they dont need to exist to save his family since his family would have already been saved.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Only if you apply the time travel logic selectively. If the car crash doesn't happen, the factor that stopped it from happening no longer exists, so the car crash happens. Simple as.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              nah its like this picture
              so the first line is the world without time travel, going forward until the end of the universe.
              second is when the idiot creates the machine that breaks time and has it stuck in an infinite loop. time cant move forward from that point.
              third is when they they break out of the loop to the origin point and prevent the accident from happening.
              the accident wont happen because the timeline is now fixed, it keeps going forward assuming nobody invents time travel again.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Again, you're applying the logic selectively. For there to be no car crash, there must exist a factor which retroactively never existed in the first place if there were no car crash. This is a logical impossibility. At the end of the day, this is the problem of all time travel stories. It's nonsensical if the loop isn't stable. For that to not be the case, the changes introduced must be part of a larger loop.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >there must exist a factor which retroactively never existed in the first place if there were no car crash.
                but it did exist, up until the point where they fixed the problem causing time to be stuck. then the world moves forward until someone decides to make another time machine and frick up the time line. time is a straight line until the idiot fricks it up.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >which retroactively
                its been observed that cause and effect don't work retroactively.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              quantum mechanics allows for effect to precede cause and for said cause to be deleted. If time is traversal as a physical dimension, then there is nothing precluding the ability to break linear causality.

              There's also the flow of
              >thing is created -> thing travels to before creation -> thing prevents creation -> thing no longer exists
              the idea "time" would get stuck in this situation is kinda dumb. Its not like time would restart and try to correct this sequence to be "logical."

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Evil smoking advertising filth. It is not a show just an advertisement

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      meds

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seriously the best show I've seen in years. Considering the complex plot it wraps up nicely, the cast is great, the photography is great and the music is fantastic.

    I tell people to watch but you have to watch the first 2 episodes before deciding if it's for you.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Season 1 is the best TV show ever made and season 2 and 3 are still solid.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >when you realise it's kino

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was pure kino until they added the multiverse shit.
    The complicated time travel shit was soo well explained that even normies got it and it pretty much ALL made sense.
    Then comes S2 Ending a.k.a. "WE NEED A SUPER CLIFFHANGER LIKE SEASON 1"
    And they just made the cliffhanger without putting ANY effort into Worldbuilding, which is why Evas Future World is just a desert without anything in it.
    It also destroyed much of the Worldbuilding, like the Kidnapping time travel shit happening in Evas World, yet she doesn't do the experiments, since she steals the Blueprints from Adam at the end of his Loop.
    So why/how in hell are Kids getting time travel killed in her World.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot to add
      It's so absurdly well written that they made a website that pretty much explains EVERYTHING.
      https://dark.netflix.io/en/family-tree
      I can't think of many other pieces of fiction that could dare to do this without showing how poorly written they are.
      Then the Season 3 decline happened, giving a decent indication that 1899 was going to be shit.
      Most of the writing staff also left for that show.
      Honestly, the irony that early DARK was about the Protagonist understanding that he was about to cause a Grandfather Paradox and choosing not to, even making sure to keep the Loop as he always does, yet the fkn shows timeline is somehow fixed by causing said Paradox should show you that the writers with Braincells left somewhere along the way.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >multiverse shit.
      It's not a multiverse. There are two parallel timelines (Adam's and Eve's) looping and causing each other to happen.

      Forgot to add
      It's so absurdly well written that they made a website that pretty much explains EVERYTHING.
      https://dark.netflix.io/en/family-tree
      I can't think of many other pieces of fiction that could dare to do this without showing how poorly written they are.
      Then the Season 3 decline happened, giving a decent indication that 1899 was going to be shit.
      Most of the writing staff also left for that show.
      Honestly, the irony that early DARK was about the Protagonist understanding that he was about to cause a Grandfather Paradox and choosing not to, even making sure to keep the Loop as he always does, yet the fkn shows timeline is somehow fixed by causing said Paradox should show you that the writers with Braincells left somewhere along the way.

      >Most of the writing staff also left for that show.
      DARK was written from start to finish before they even started filming it, anon.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        but like claudia says, the errors and inconsistencies each loop will create more timelines, suffering, and destruction.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, the ending suggests it's all still happening. It has to because without Jonas and Marta interfering in the original timeline, the new timeline doesn't exist.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    season 1 is shit and boring until the Mikkel reveal and then it goes full pure time travel kino. You had to have a lot of patience for the first episodes.
    Only brainlets dislike season 3. Yes it was more emotional and rushed than the first 2, but still it was a lot better than season 1.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Only brainlets dislike season 3
      >admits it was rushed

      Cmon anon kek.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I said more rushed. Yes, the story went faster than the first 2 seasons. There were less germans crying and wondering through the woods. They went directly to the story that they wanted to tell. It wasn't the greatest ending, but they did a fine job of ending it in way that it made sense in the world that they built.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >S1 bad
      >S3 2deep4u
      You know, you are supposed to put at least some effort into trolling
      This aint even worth a (you)

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Christ she is so fricking hot.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    s1 once in a lifetime kino
    s2 kino of the highest order
    s3 elder god kino

    daily reminder, tv got filtered by s3

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen worse endings. At least it didn't ruin the whole series, like Lost or Game of thrones.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >2010+13 years and 11 months
      >still filtered by LOST's ending

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only homosexuals are scared of being called filtered and other shit.

        I've seen worse endings. At least it didn't ruin the whole series, like Lost or Game of thrones.

        We have a famous series in my country that had such a bad ending that we made a sarcastic proverb out of it.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Which series and what's the proverb? I'd love to hear it.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            From Spain - "Los Serrano". It's about a typical spanish family and their lives. It ended with the father (actor Antonio Resines) commiting suicide, but in the next and final scene you could see the family having a normal day together implying it was either all a dream or that he's in Heaven.

            People hated it. And now we sarcastically say "Maybe it was all Resines dream" ("A lo mejor todo es un sueño de Resines").

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          go on

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even the intro is kino. Never hit that Skip Intro button.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Egon did nothing wrong.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I found it to be the kind of meme show that was taylor-made for reddit

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why? Because of the homosexuals?

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i couldn't get though season 4 so i couldn't possibly tell you.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      dis dude a traveler

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post the leotard webms
    Thsi series made me work out to try and get a fit gf
    Personality is still lacking though

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I believe in you anon. You can do it.

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love DARK.
    I'm going to start a rewatch tonight.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dark threads were super fun.
    still waiting to go back

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      did not expect his arc to be getting punished in every timeline

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah and then he beats the hell out of a kid for no reason.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      did not expect his arc to be getting punished in every timeline

      yeah and then he beats the hell out of a kid for no reason.

      did him dirty, meanwhile the crazy ass hannah gets away relatively scot free

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >did him dirty
        did himself dirty. Ulrich was the biggest moron of the series.

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