Just once I'd like a medieval movie that doesn't use grimdark coloring and mud and torches
Just once I'd like a medieval movie that doesn't use grimdark coloring and mud and torches
Just once I'd like a medieval movie that doesn't use grimdark coloring and mud and torches
Pasolini's Decameron is good.
There's some dicks in this film tho, you might want to close our eyes for those scenes.
thanks for the tip
>the tip
Heh
kindegarten cop
Protip: When a Ledditor or Channoid mentions "the wife" or gf, the couple looks like some variant of this
Is a fat wife better than no wife at all?
Absolutely not. Men need to stop simping for fat b***hes. It's validating them and making it ok to be fat. Men also need to stop being fat themselves.
Just knock it off you fat wienersuckers I have to live on this planet with you. If I can stay a buck fifty for 30 years so can you.
Hit the gym homosexual
No. Being single is infinitely better than being with a fat chick, but being with a cool fat chick that worships you is infinitely better than being with a hot chick that rocks in the bedroom but has a tendency to be a mega-b***h that you hate for 50% of the time when you're not actually fricking her. I'm sorry I let you go Colleen
T. 44 year former voracious sex haver
I love my wife so much. She's not fat per say but a little bit overweight. Absolutely crazy in bed. Afterwards she cuddles up next to me and is so warm.
>Afterwards she cuddles up next to me and is so warm.
I hate how hot women are. Cuddling is gross because after sex I'm sweaty and need to cool off.
They're like a space heater, anytime I slept with a woman I would sleep on the edge of the bed as far away as possible. I am single now lol.
It's very nice when it's cold out to be fair. I don't like feeling hot and sweaty really but it's so nice feeling her warmth when it's cold out. Very cozy.
This is why you need to live in a cold northern country and turn off the heat at night so you can cuddle under blankets to stay warm.
God I love the North/Winter so fricking much
Considering the point to life is procreation than yes. But it's not a dichotomous choice, that chick also has fat breasts and is into the same stuff he is.
>the point to life is procreation
then it's your responsibility not to procreate with a tiny dysgenic fatty
only if her breasts are the exact proportion as the OP pic
Depends on how fat she is. OP is a nice braphog I'd definitely hit it.
I wish my wife was that fat
They all get fat eventually, anon. They also get more and more b***hy when they know it would cost you a lot to leave them. Something to be aware of.
My mother is fat and she is a great woman. In my mind fat women are the better wives.
Depends on several factors.
If she has a decently cute face and a huge fricking rack like the chick in OPs image, that's a plus.
Even better if she has poor self esteem and worships you like a God for being with her. Sometimes they are just genuinely nice and upbeat too which is great no matter what she looks like.
Downside is that she WILL smell bad at times/in places and she's probably likely to get fatter as time goes on. You start with a chubby nut serviceable chick and end up with a massive landwhale.
Final analysis, it's a gamble like a women.
Who else would that balding skinnyfat nerd with a big gut of his own date? They look like they're appropriately scaled to each other. Try to imagine that guy with a legit babe, you know it'd just be some b***h using him.
as long she isn't a nagging b***h, I'd settle with an ugly/fat woman
If I get one of these I'll be happy
>most recent ex
Holy red flag
Isn't it kind of fricked up to publicly post a photo of your ex to make fun of his appearance?
Based ledditor/chanoid saving the white race
She looks a little j*wish. The milkers are another indication
Who cares. Judaism is a state of mind, you can erase that shit just like anything else.
you are moronic m80s
What's your point
either israeli or italian
i bet that b***h drips sweat and smells like a fricking armpit
A Knight's Tale.
What a completely original and totally not fricked out subject matter that hasn’t been repeated ad nauseum on here.
half of the posts on Cinemaphile RIGHT NOW are rehashes anon
>whining about what other people post STILL doesn't change anything
Crazy.
Just once I'd like a proper post-apoc medieval movie. It's always some shit like Mad Max or ZOMBIES or some garbage
No kinos of humanity reverting to serfdom and constant warfare after the collapse of the global economy.
Just started watching Cadfael, seems to alternate between reasonable costumes and monty python levels of brown. Good show overall though
I haven't seen it and know basically nothing about it but IIRC Into the Badlands was like that
I was so angry when the pagan shit that june character practiced in that book became real. Dropped the series completely after that.
the jews don't like portraying christian culture as colorful or enjoyable
Women should all look like this. It’s the most wifeable body type ever. Frick you.
Shut up fat ass and get on the treadmill
Shut up blonde prostitute and go back to choking on some random Indian dude’s semen
lol nice projection
Give me 10 miles and stfu
You’re just jealous that you’re nothing more than a pajeet’s cumdumpster
>falling for the fat girl corset illusion
ffs just watch some old movies
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Becket_(1964_film)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Adventures_of_Robin_Hood
>m.wikipedia
>muh realism
>muh dated fashion
watch outlaw king. crank up saturation to your hearts content
I want a cute fat girlfriend so bad
Yes, I second that. The natural splendor of the day, which humans have since fricked to hell, is one of the best things about enjoying the period.
Holy friggin booba
The best fatties are the ones where 90% of the fat goes straight to their breasts.
Ivanhoe from 1982 is pretty colorful. Kino cast too.
Would you leave your wife if she got fat?
If my wife got fat and she got proportionally larger breasts then as long as she wasn't insanely obese I'd have a good time.
If it turned out she's one of those fat people with small breasts then I would fall to the ground, wail, beat my chest and then go for a long drive and never return.
Whatitgh thou name maiden?
one pint of Medieval Milk, please
ive seen her nudes, they are not pretty
look at that smug fricking leddit face.
he knows that we know that he knows that he gets burried in those milkers EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.
vibrant colors were a luxury back then, anon.
yeah only the very wealthy could afford sun
I want to get a woman pregnant and spoil her until she gains 80 pounds so bad.
fat women arent worth it. that means they have poor impulse control
If I were a cannibal I would jerk off to pictures of these gigantic women imagining the size of ham I would have to feast upon
you could feast for a week
why? I like that shit.