[...]
The worst part is this is true despite the fact that it is bait
pirates give women the ick.
Pirating makes women think you're cheap or poor. Just facts. You can get around it by using Plex, Jellyfin, or Kodi with a nice looking skin and telling them "it's sorta like a streaming service". They don't know the difference.
This.
Not only do I pirate myself, many of the girls I dated pirated too. I've also been racist and homophobic and girls stayed with me despite not agreeing with it.
It's pretty funny when virgins here try to post this shit bait despite not having ever touched a woman. Or maybe they actually believe it.
Unless its a very obscure show or movie, they'll be multiple sources to use. So if one doesn't work, then choose another. If its obscure though, most of the time wherever you ripped it from probably has the subs file in the torrent anyways. This seems like such an odd theme to start the thread in. Most of the time, torrents are in mkv so they already have working subtitles and if they're mp4s they'll have a folder with the subtitles. I suppose if you're from some country like India, you'd have to go look for subtitles.
>me watching the first Pusher
Had to re-sync the subtitles every five minutes because some contrarian Euro pirate idiot was using some obscure frame rate.
>.1
stop the movie >.2
open the subtitles.txt >.3
copypaste the text in a spreadsheet >.4
find the time-column >.5
create a new column that is ("obscure frame rate"/"real frame rate")*time-column >.6
replace time column with new column >.7
copypaste the spreadsheet back into the subtitle text file >.8
resume watching
Only like YTS crap doesn't have subtitles. 1337x has plenty of uploaders like QxR and Sartre who always upload all bonus material and commentaries and subtitles in nice encodes. Rarbg torrents are still alive and well too.
>1337x
ah yes, the 6bilion seeders but in reality its 0 site. frick off with this thrash. onyl good public site was rarbg and now its gone. i have access to some shitty entry level scene private trackers, but getting something older then 15 years is a challange, especially if its an german arthouse etc
Sounds like a skill issue to me. I watch a lot of obscure shit from 30s to 60s and almost never had a problem finding it on public trackers in good quality.
There is none. Just insecure anons that think people care. Shit like Plex and Kodi are pretty well known now, even completely moronic normies "knows a guy" who can jailbreak their shitty firestick.
>He took the ugly pill
Extraordinarily based. I've recently given up on the "grew up ugly" pill and moved on to the "weird deformity/facial structure but otherwise pretty cute" pill. Never felt such genuine kindness before. Makes everything else I experienced feel like just an act.
>Piratecuck zoomers and their laptops full of viruses.
I simply pick my dvd/br from the shelf and put it in the Playstation.
At this point she's already wet. Piratecucks are malding, lmao!!!
>update qbitorrent >search function stops working because I need to update python >update python to latest version >still only detects old version >can't completely remove the old version of python so now it's just broken unless I clean install windows
this is why I dont update but I did it anyway because im fricking moronic. why does it even need python? FRICK PYTHON
>request movie using ombi >takes 5 minutes to download over my gigabit internet >spend that time getting drinks or snacks ready >automatically imported into jellyfin for normie-friendly interface >she's soaking wet at my pirating/technology skills
cya virgins
[...]
The worst part is this is true despite the fact that it is bait
>wants to watch a movie >isn't on Netflix >find it >watch it three minutes later >she's now yours forever
It's literally that simple. Girls spend their entire lives with tech illiterate morons. As soon as she learns you can provide for her she will literally never fricking leave you.
How do you respond without sounding mad?
Shut up, homosexual.
Now that the dust has settled, who was in the wrong here?
what did he mean by this?
Kinos with this feel?
Kek
.
pirates give women the ick.
Then why are they in all their romance novels?
He clearly is talking to his twink bottom. It's well know fact steroids turn men homosexual.
pirates of the carribean series says your wrong
The worst part is this is true despite the fact that it is bait
confirmed virgins
nothing specific gives women 'the ick'
She has a problem with you pirating? She has a problem with you. She has a problem with you having an android? She has a problem with you.
If you were a real chad, or not even chad but any very basic acceptable man,shit like that would never even matter
The fact that you think this matters just screams virgin
Ick
The only girls I give the ick are moronic girls that dont realize how awesome I am
This. My ex used to put on sockshare/putlocker all the time.
im teaching my gf how to pirate and even made her a steam account
she sucks at gaming tho
she also doesnt give a frick about apple or social media which is a huge plus
this redditspacing gave me the ick
the fact that this bothers you also screams virgin
imagine going to an anoymous image board and calling paragraphs funny le epic website we dont like spacing xD
amazing
Pirating makes women think you're cheap or poor. Just facts. You can get around it by using Plex, Jellyfin, or Kodi with a nice looking skin and telling them "it's sorta like a streaming service". They don't know the difference.
This.
Not only do I pirate myself, many of the girls I dated pirated too. I've also been racist and homophobic and girls stayed with me despite not agreeing with it.
It's pretty funny when virgins here try to post this shit bait despite not having ever touched a woman. Or maybe they actually believe it.
It’s also funny how when the cards are down liberal girls are actually really conservative when it’s about their own lives, money and family
it's funny how people thought this was a real thing
it only matters if not good looking just as all things
Virginia kid me figured she needed to pee real bad here.
Plex has a built in subtitle downloader and I recently found out MPC-HC does too.
>subtitles keep getting out of sync
Wat now?
Unless its a very obscure show or movie, they'll be multiple sources to use. So if one doesn't work, then choose another. If its obscure though, most of the time wherever you ripped it from probably has the subs file in the torrent anyways. This seems like such an odd theme to start the thread in. Most of the time, torrents are in mkv so they already have working subtitles and if they're mp4s they'll have a folder with the subtitles. I suppose if you're from some country like India, you'd have to go look for subtitles.
Achievable natty?
only with duck eggs in your diet
VLC has an inbuilt subtitle finder
>VLC
What was his fricking problem?
>GodDAMMIT these subs are not in sync. It’s over. Movie night’s ruined babe
He looks like an Indian gymbro I know
>not using mpv and adjusting subdelay on the fly by simply pressing z/x
And you call yourself a chad?
>me watching the first Pusher
Had to re-sync the subtitles every five minutes because some contrarian Euro pirate idiot was using some obscure frame rate.
Haha that was me. I purposefully made them out of sync, glad someone fell for my prank.
the correct thing to do here is to
>.1
stop the movie
>.2
open the subtitles.txt
>.3
copypaste the text in a spreadsheet
>.4
find the time-column
>.5
create a new column that is ("obscure frame rate"/"real frame rate")*time-column
>.6
replace time column with new column
>.7
copypaste the spreadsheet back into the subtitle text file
>.8
resume watching
.
I don't even have a vegana and mine just dried up.
>no included subtitles
what kind of trash torrents are you plebs downloading anyway?
then invite me to your secret private tracker, iv got 15:1 ratio
no
Only like YTS crap doesn't have subtitles. 1337x has plenty of uploaders like QxR and Sartre who always upload all bonus material and commentaries and subtitles in nice encodes. Rarbg torrents are still alive and well too.
>1337x
ah yes, the 6bilion seeders but in reality its 0 site. frick off with this thrash. onyl good public site was rarbg and now its gone. i have access to some shitty entry level scene private trackers, but getting something older then 15 years is a challange, especially if its an german arthouse etc
Sounds like a skill issue to me. I watch a lot of obscure shit from 30s to 60s and almost never had a problem finding it on public trackers in good quality.
They dont, thats how normies think piracy works
This will turn into a anti PtP thread soon, but, yeah. I remember when Cinemaphile was mocking public plebs.
>One sec babe, gotta change the audio track these rutracker rips default to the amateur Russian dub
meanwhile her pussy:
Natty?
Pushing back the natty limit every day
What's with the social stigma surrounding the torrent community? I don't get it
psyop to make everyone not jus irate
There is none. Just insecure anons that think people care. Shit like Plex and Kodi are pretty well known now, even completely moronic normies "knows a guy" who can jailbreak their shitty firestick.
Not only I look like this; I say this. Moreover, my woman is fine with this (she's a 4 on a good day)
>He took the ugly pill
Extraordinarily based. I've recently given up on the "grew up ugly" pill and moved on to the "weird deformity/facial structure but otherwise pretty cute" pill. Never felt such genuine kindness before. Makes everything else I experienced feel like just an act.
>Piratecuck zoomers and their laptops full of viruses.
I simply pick my dvd/br from the shelf and put it in the Playstation.
At this point she's already wet. Piratecucks are malding, lmao!!!
>Physical media
Yuck
SUBTITLES ARE EMBEDDED IN THE .MKV YOU FRICKING moron
>update qbitorrent
>search function stops working because I need to update python
>update python to latest version
>still only detects old version
>can't completely remove the old version of python so now it's just broken unless I clean install windows
this is why I dont update but I did it anyway because im fricking moronic. why does it even need python? FRICK PYTHON
>request movie using ombi
>takes 5 minutes to download over my gigabit internet
>spend that time getting drinks or snacks ready
>automatically imported into jellyfin for normie-friendly interface
>she's soaking wet at my pirating/technology skills
cya virgins
Got gud and use Kodi + elementum you dumb gay
>wait 5 minutes
Are you having a laugh?
pass, Kodi's UI is fricking disgusting
So change the skin you techlet
>wants to watch a movie
>isn't on Netflix
>find it
>watch it three minutes later
>she's now yours forever
It's literally that simple. Girls spend their entire lives with tech illiterate morons. As soon as she learns you can provide for her she will literally never fricking leave you.
>tfw u only find a .sub and not a .srt for your kino
>forced subs for foreign language parts
>SDH subs don't include the parts covered by the forced subs
Why do they do this
If a girl isn't impressed by my effortless dabbing on the entertainment israelites then she's not the girl for me, nuff said
>I need to find a site where the subtitles are perfectly alligned with the movie
>the are no subtitles
>it's all so tiresome.jpg (can't upload images)
pic related, give me spanish subtitles to empire of dust please
take the english subs and translate them online. Better than nothing
oh i forgot, there are no english subs