Just remembering that the siege of Helm's Deep would never have happened if this old man hadn't killed the fellow Uruk Hai for no reason
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Just remembering that the siege of Helm's Deep would never have happened if this old man hadn't killed the fellow Uruk Hai for no reason
What was even the point of waiting to fire arrows when they were already in range?
You want to time firing rounds so you can respond and order archers to adjust aim in unison depending on what the opposing military does
Please tell me you don't really believe this. Archers didn't fire in unison. They don't nock an arrow, draw the bow, then hold and wait for an order to loose. Do you have any idea the strength it takes to hold a drawn bow? What do you think an enemy army of thousands of troops, all massed in front of your fort's walls, is going to do that requires split-second changes in orders to archers?
they were stalling as long as possible
You don't fire an arrow you dumb ESL
Because Hackson is a hack.
Imagine marching all day (all day all day) only to die immediately after arriving.
What kind of spastic commander orders their men to draw their bowstrings then just leaves them hanging like that? It's a fricking effort to hold those things at full draw like that even for a few seconds.
Hollywood likes to treat bow and arrows like rifles Drawing the string back is loading the round. So dumb.
>entire orc army is equipped with pikes that just disappear between scenes
>fully armored orks get mowed down by bows like frogs in the mud
That's literally every medieval or fantasy movie
just like the fully armoured frogs in the mud at agincourt
Elven steel arrowhead beats shitty goblin armor shat out in the pits below Isengard. Use your head.
> Just remembering that the siege of Helm's Deep would never have happened if this old man hadn't killed the fellow Uruk Hai for no reason
Also if this stupid moron managed to fricking shoot that ork with the explosives in the head than the walls would never have come down and the whole army would have been repelled in like 15 minutes
>aimbot fails at the critical moment
>eight story battering ram less effective than one dude with some gunpowder
How come Sauron's Man never made any more kamikaze units?
Gondor wasn’t dumb enough to leave an open sewer you could walk through right in the bottom of their main curtain wall.
Minas Tirith's walls were built by Numenorean masons, using the same techniques that built Sauron Man's tower, theyre nigh impervious to siege weapons and orc gunpowder probably wouldnt make a dent. The only weak point was the gate and even Grond needed the aid of nazgul magic to get through it.
>Expert masonry can make stone impervious to explosives
>For the main wall of the City was of great height and marvellous thickness, built ere the power and craft of Númenor waned in exile; and its outward face was like to the Tower of Orthanc, hard and dark and smooth, unconquerable by steel or fire, unbreakable except by some convulsion that would rend the very earth on which it stood.
Yes. Also as you can read they’re supposed to be black like Orthanc, but I guess they thought black walls would make the city look evil.
>unbreakable except by some convulsion that would rend the very earth on which it stood
So an explosion.
An explosion if you will.
He was immediately trapped by the Ents. Shame he wasn't just shooting fireballs at them.
Legolas missing the shots was bullshit.
Even humans can hit things with moronic accuracy and this guy is a fricking elf, shooting at a target in clear sight who was unarmored.
They should have just had the orcs fire a flame arrow in there for it to make more sense.
Frick off Grima
Both armies wanted to discuss peace until this gayget fricked everything
Racists interrupting a peaceful Uruk protest.
If Saruman had the ability to build something as devastating and explosive as the bomb that blew up the walls at Helm's Deep, why didn't he build some that could be launched by catapult?
We need to update Lord of the Rings to appeal to modern audiences
Why didnt this guy just shoot the ring into morder?
Why didn't they just ask for some lava from mount doom and then bring it back to hobbiton and pour it on the ring?