Just saw Carrie (1976)

Would you have given this frecklefaced 26-year-old high schooler a chance?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    no because she’d probably end up killing me in a hysterical fit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/gBkedhL.jpg

      Would you have given this frecklefaced 26-year-old high schooler a chance?

      yes, but she’d probably end up killing me in a hysterical fit
      oh well

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sissy Spacek was beautiful. Though redheads are my weakness.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She still looks good even in her 70s, which you can’t say about most people

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's a 70+ woman?
        damn...

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I cheated. She’s technically 68 in this pic aka the same age as my mom

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            You cheated on your mom?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              No. Reread the post

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Homewrecker

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    In retrospect, yes. But I was a dick in highschool.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    she looks like the cryptkeeper now

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >depicts teenage girl life better than most woman
    Based King

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I knew she had psychic powers absolutely. She could be giving me handies just using her mind while I'm in class or lift my body up in the air and we both frick on the ceiling. She could even make her uber religious mom join hahaha could you imagine?

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    bro i'd give it to her at all points in time

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't mind a crossover between Carrie and the girl from Firestarter.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uh isn't Firestarter a kid???

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Carrie-cel checkin' in.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      CUTE.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      heh.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This phrase has lived in my head rent free since I graduated high school in 2013.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I heard that.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        White men, what is your secret to wearing pants like this?
        Every time I try to wear something remotely fitting around the waist or through the thighs, my wiener prints like a motherfricker. What is it that you're doing that I'm missing?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Your post make me watch the webm again and realize his dick is imprinted in his pants. Thanks

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nancy Allen AKA the cop chick from Robocop is seen naked in the gym bathroom during the opening credits.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Assuming I wasn’t dating anyone else sure

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Compare her snap with the scene in the remake. Such a stark contrast in artistic vision

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I actually watched the remake last night and thought it was decent, but the intensity wasn’t there when she snapped. One thing I thought the remake did better was killing Chris. It was a lot more brutal compared to the original where she didn’t suffer as much for inflicting all that shit on Carrie
      >t. OP

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely.
    Its her fricking crazy ass mother that would be the pain in the ass. Imagine going over to her house and seeing that batshit harpy go off on you. It'd be about as bad as being introduced to the mom in 'Sleepwalkers.'

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I could save her.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Carrie supposed to be so ugly gets bullied non-stop
    >casts prime Sissy Spacek to portray her
    She absolutely moggs every girl in that film

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >She absolutely moggs every girl in that film
      Girls can get bullied BECAUSE they're prettier than the others

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        true. but nancy allens figure and not-venti's face are really top tier. i'd say those three share the number 1 spot in this film. the teacher isnt bad either

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any spaceck fans should watch 3 women. One of my top 10 favorite movies. And I usually can’t stand female lead films.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone have the laserdisc file on hand? asking for a friend haha

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What’s special about the laserdisc other than sentimentality?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        full frontal bush bullying scene haha lol. how funny would it be to see that

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          They seriously cut that out of every release after laserdisc? That’s frickin stupid

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            its just the aspect ratio being different i think. theres a new 4k release from laat year which i havent checked yet. spooktobers coming up soon though

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Considering some of the girls were 17 at the time, I guess they want to play it safe

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        they are literally made of gold

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would have kidnapped her and made my parents let her live with us.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Boring af
    >Ugly lead
    >Only one memorable scene
    >Everybody "high schooler" looks 30+

    Why is this a classic again? The remake with Chloe is unironically better.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      here's your (You), Chloe

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Id give her a chance at sucking on my penis.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nancy Allen was pretty hot too.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She was. Interesting how she gained weight in that movie to play a cop lol

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i can fix her

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    why am i laughing hysterically when women gets slapped? preferably from another women. i guess its the noise mostly and its always so sudden. carrie has a great slap. some day i ought to make a compilation of great movie slaps

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    what other movies have prominent use of split focus?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks greenscreened these days unfortunately

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        is that from the remake? i dont know the terminology, but that ones just a focus shift. i like it either way

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nightbooks. Different movie altogether. I just posted it because it sort of reminded me of it. Split focus is used in older movies and focus shift is used a lot in new productions and even a ton in social media videos.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            oh, its a childrens horror flick. it's rare to see that they still make those

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I think movies like that just don't get a lot of marketing these days.

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That dude looks 45.

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie was incredibly underwhelming for all it had been hyped up.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That describes most critically acclaimed movies from the 60 and 70s unfortunately.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Taxi Driver and the first two Godfathers were good. Also everything Kubrick made during that time.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Agreed. I’d add Shining to that also even though it came out in ‘80

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      filtered

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Missing (1982) is a great film as well and Sissy still looks good.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hell yeah, Not the best Costa film but a great historical kino.

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Funny thing is that King wrote this when Christian home schooling didn't exist yet.

    I wonder how many fricked up brainwashed kids there are today.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gosling was home schooled.

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    she was great in blast from the past

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would give a better director a chance.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      there arent any left

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Brian De Palma
      >bad

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good is an understatement.

    She looks beautiful at a age most people are starting to look like corpses. It's incredible.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tell that to this dude

      she looks like the cryptkeeper now

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    no

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