Just saw the first Saw and holyshit it's kino

It was actually pretty good, I know Cinemaphile is raving at the tenth movie but how are the rest?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    post the trailer

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It gets kind of soap-opera-ish the further you delve into the sequels, but they're worth a watch.
    It's kind of like a fricked up version of CSI.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Definitely watch 2.
    Like the other anon said the plot becomes "soap opera-ish" starting in 3, worth watching up to 6 or 7 if you end up enjoying that like I did.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seconding this. 2 is a huge fan favorite, you can't go wrong with it if you liked the first. I like all the movies, there are some ups and downs as you keep going along but there's really no "bad" Saw movie. Except Spiral, which I do not count as part of the series.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sister starts talking about some new trend called "Saw Patrol" that is popular atm because of the two new films
    >offhandedly mention I was watching Saw the other day
    >sister is gobsmacked, tells me off and says I shouldn't be watching those movies because of "torture"
    >tell her she isn't really familiar with the franchise (she isn't) and it is all fictional
    >dad starts to agree with her (even though he watched Walking Dead)
    >tells me she is disappointed
    >tfw I'm 25

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same people that would've cried about Friday the 13th in the 80s. The movies they imagine in their head are much worse than the ones that actually exist.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's amazing how JigC triggers so many people

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        hit em with it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      my dad told me a few weeks ago he's worried about me because i was listening to black sabbath. boomers are weird

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice, what does your sister do? how old is she?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      rape ur sister ASAP

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i showed my friend til schweiger spraying fake semen into his mouth from a fake penis and she said "ew" and i had to remind her it wasn't real
      i think people have been infantilized for so long by society coddling them that they can no longer tell what make believe is

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >No bro you don't understand it's a fake penis I'm not gay!
        uh huh.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Saw movies are good until you realize that Jigsaw is not breaking any laws and can't legally be prosecuted. The films are basically people committing suicide while an old guy watches them.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the first movie alone he:

      Poisoned Zepp
      Kidnapped Paul, Mark, Donnie, Amanda, Adam, Lawrence
      Attempted murder of Tapp by slashing his throat
      Led Sing into a boobytrapped room with shotguns, you can't even get away with this if it was a home invasion
      Leaving Adam to die in the bathroom is a crime in many states

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        subject matter jurisdiction

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >brilliant scientist
        >engineer
        >ventriloquist
        >magician
        >wears a cape
        >great masks
        >philosopher
        >electrician
        >street performer
        a loss of such talent would be a loss ofr any state, jury would see this

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick off back to your containment we've discussed this hundreds of times. Get a lawyer.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    must I watch them in order or can I just jump from 1 to 10 and not be confused by references to other films in the series?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ideally, you'd watch them in order, but if you can't, you can see 1 and 2. The new one takes place between those two.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >must I watch them in order
      Yes, this is essential to understand what's going on. The plot becomes very complex and calls back to other movies a lot.
      To see X you should watch at least the first 2 or 3.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      X takes place between 1 and 2 so you don't have to watch them all, but you should watch 2 to make some things a little clearer. There are minor callbacks to movies after that but nothing that'll ruin the movie.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first one is good the rest are slop
    fun for some but I watch only the finest
    Which is why I haven’t seen a film since 1978

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was surprised by how little Tobin bell was in it

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Saw 10
    Why are horror gays so repetitive?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      saw 10 of them
      get it?
      hahaha

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        Anonymous
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        Anonymous
  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    wish they kept the scene where he calls him a chink

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Haven’t seen any of these. How has the torture puppet not been brought to justice? Can’t law enforcement or the courts do anything?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The puppet who tells people to cut off their testicles and shit is its own separate entity and is legally distinct from John Kramer (the guy who made the puppet but is not himself the puppet). Jigsaw thought of everything.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jigsaw is the puppet? Can’t they just arrest the puppet?

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember liking 2 and 3 but then the quality gradually starts to go down and the plots become more convoluted/nonsensical. The challenges become increasingly cruel and unreasonable to the point the semi-intellectual vibe it once had feels like a false promise. By 6-7 it just feels like gore porn and I'm not into that.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should have called it Saw Ten Your Seat Belts

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    why exactly was he pretending to be dead in the middle of the room the whole time?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Saw
      Best one; rough around the edges, but creative
      >Saw II
      Great follow-up, maintains what made the first great
      >Saw III
      This is where I checked out initially, didn't care about anyone in this one
      >Saw IV
      Thought it was a bit better than III, the twist wasn't bad, wasn't feeling the new apprentice
      >Saw V
      I don't give a shit about this one at all, Strahm got did dirty for what he did to survive
      >Saw VI
      Better than V, but still whatever
      >Saw VII The Final Chapter 3D
      Dumb fricking movie
      >Jigsaw
      Dumb fricking movie, doesn't exist
      >Spiral
      Laughably stupid, hope it fades into obscurity
      >Saw X
      It was fine. Not as good as the first two because it lacks the mystery element that made those ones great

      He likes to watch, and he clearly has a thing for trying to instill as much terror as possible in his victims

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    First two are genuinely good. After that it's a guilty pleasure for me cause it's funny to see how desperate they are to keep a guy who dies three movies in still relevant to the plot. X was surprisingly awesome.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    that guy who was in the room with dr gordon was one of the worst actors ive seen in a major motion picture

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Just saw the first Saw
    I saw what you did there

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >makes lion noise for some reason

    i think a pig noise actually would've been scarier

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    My only question is how did JigC lay on the floor the whole time without ever popping a massive erection?

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    you write like a homosexual zoomer reddit Black person

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    everything past 3 is fricking garbage. I'm sorry but it's true, it's not just the plot and the traps / twists that get worse, but the way they are directed, filmed, acted, etc. is all a complete step down.
    I might give X a shot though considering it's supposed to be a return to what the original movies were.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      10 is genuine kino

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh what charges, sir?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does that look like skinny Hoffman?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only a fool represents himself in court Sir, and the charges have already been described before you had the option to talk. You also had the ability to plead, which I note you have not. Remanded until 23rd of February 2024, bail is denied. I recommend you get a lawyer. Next case.

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