Just saw this absolute Kino. When will you watch it? I jerked off too

Just saw this absolute Kino. When will you watch it Cinemaphile?
I jerked off too

Shopping Cart Returner Shirt $21.68

DMT Has Friends For Me Shirt $21.68

Shopping Cart Returner Shirt $21.68

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not watching this satanic shit.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Not watching this satanic shit.
      Why? Are you scared the Dementors are gonna banish you to Azkaban?

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    me in the back

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what kino ?

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this a tv show or a movie? Where can I watch it?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      learn to google, grandpa

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        its not out on pirate yet moron

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Learn to read imbecile. They asked where they could watch it, I said google it. At no point did anyone say it was available to pirate. If they google it, theyll see they can watch it at select theaters. Work on your reading comprehension, stupid.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            AI slop

            Shill

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Correct, this low budget horror film has set money aside to shill on a mongolian basket weaving forum. moron.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's pretty cheap to purchase "viral marketing" in current year.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                source: someone who has never purchased "viral marketing" in current year

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >available to pirate
            But it is. At least 5 free streaming pages

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        you didn't even give the title zoomtard.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Google reverse image search, first result is the name of the movie. I would call you a moron but that would be an insult to actual morons.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            traditionally if want to talk about a topic you mention the topic you want to talk about.
            That's how conversations about topics begin.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Its called filtering. If you cant figure out the name of a movie from a promotional image online, then I dont want to talk to you anyway. You have been filtered.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            you didn't even save picture with title of the movie as file name. You are one lazy, dumb son of a b***h.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Im not OP, stupid, I didnt post any pictures at all. Learn how the website you are using works before rambling on like an idiot, grandpa.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                so you are defending lazy ignorant morons because you are one yourself? Ok.

                Its called filtering. If you cant figure out the name of a movie from a promotional image online, then I dont want to talk to you anyway. You have been filtered.

                You replied to me genius. I'm not leaving the thread and will continue to berate you if you made this thread or defend it's zero effort.
                Another good reason to include the title of the film you want to discuss is so when someone searches the archive for threads on the movie they might actually find the threads about the fricking movie.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                cry more, grandpa lmaooo

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                you keep replying to me, despite you having "filtered" me? So you truly are a moron.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Im going to stay here and reply to you, but dont you dare do the same!!!!
                Lol, keep posting, grandpa. The more you type, the more youre alzheimer's shows!

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            learn to google, grandpa

            >google
            really? Just use ChatGPT dumb boomer homosexual

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            take your disgusting personality off the board please

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >GET OFF MY HECKIN FAVORITEST BOARD REEEEEE
              make me

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are people here such buttholes about these type questions? It’s a movie called “Late Night With the Devil”. You can pirate it later in April.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It’s a movie called “Late Night With the Devil”. You can pirate it later in April.
        Ha ha, I made you do my work for me. Thanks for being my b***h, b***h.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You’re welcome

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              homosexual

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        board hygiene essentially

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        hurt people hurt

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You can pirate it later in April.
        That's when I'll be watching it.
        I like David Dastmalchian, he's pretty good in everything he's in.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    aint watching no ai slop
    I support artists, chud

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the soulless CGI garbage from Disney is fine with you though, as long as they don't use 8 seconds of AI still images

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the soulless CGI garbage from Disney is fine with you though
        Yes, stupid, because that uses actual graphic designers aka artists

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          creating good AI prompts is a skill in itself you know. it's not just as simple as just typing in what you want. Why would I pay some artist to do painstaking work when I can get the exact product I want for free in a fraction of the time

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh yes of course! Does that mean, I too am a Navy Seal because I played Call of Duty?
            Idiot

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the soulless CGI garbage from Disney is fine with you though, as long as they don't use 8 seconds of AI still images

      I'll watch but since its Ai i won't pay for it.

      Can't believe anyone fell for the manufactured outrage the media dumped on this low-budget movie for using literally a single AI image. This is what the Artist's Guild called its media favors in to attack? Pathetic. Get used to AI, it's literally the future. Sorry you can't get paid to literally draw doodles anymore, moron artists.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will watch it April 19th for free

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna but Im waiting for it to get to a streaming site. It looks dope.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll guess it ends with a lame jump scare, everyone on stage is dead and possessed demon girl jumps at the camera, then cuts to credits

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll watch but since its Ai i won't pay for it.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently not coming to my city.
    We did get Minus One though so that was nice.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was the point of the dialogue being different when they played back the worm segment? Also why did the devil have video powers?

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’ll watch it at some point, because I fricking love that late-70s/early-80s aesthetic, but Shudder will not see a red cent of my money. I was subscribed for Joe Bob, but the second they started sending me emails holding the hat out for BLM’s grift, I cancelled my subscription, and declared that they can frick themselves from here to heat death.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    post torrent frick heads

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Google it because we need clicks boomer morons

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      We? We who, moron? Are 'we' in the room with you right now?
      Idiot.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >replies
        >am I here?
        >not the moron

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No ones arguing they are an artist for genning a picture. homosexuals like you would expect me to go back and forth on a commission for weeks until it’s to my liking when I can just gen a couple
        Dozen images and choose the one I like best. If it needs to touched up I can do it myself or pass it off to someone who can. Do you know almost all art is directly referenced to objects and photos at the conception of drawing it? These artists have many many windows opened and are literally copying the anatomy of whatever they are suppose to make and creating an amalgamation of the referenced images. You are fricking clown and art is not as complex as you wish it was. Anyone can spend a summer learning anatomy and if everyone did that every single persons shitty art would get torn apart by average joes based on their education

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Aint reading that. Im happy for you or sorry that happened.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You wasted time typing this bait.
          Think about it.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >praises a series/movie
    >doesn't post title
    Thanks, I'll be sure to watch it.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was shocked to learn that little girl is actually played by an old Italian woman

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      good booba

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      BOOOOBAAAAAA

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ngl, that set . that suit. that dress
    kino

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      do you normally lie about such things, or do you just insert Black person words into everything because youre a pathetic zoomer?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        your*

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah you're right, it was forgettable at best.
      Shit slop for halfwits would be more accurate though.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ngl, that set . that suit. that dress

      I took appreciate 70s aesthetics. Seriously underappreciated.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Find Yeshua

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Found him! He was in this fantasy book for simple minded idiots.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He is King

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          King homosexual, lmao

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            easy now, anon

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            denounce the talmud troony

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >talmud
              I dont even know what that is
              >troony
              literally CANNOT go one conversation without bringing up trannies lmao

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Judd Hirsch is israeli

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bagels are too.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie is just small enough in production scope I one hundred percent believe it's being AstroTurfed here

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not only this but the goal seems to be to gain google hits.
      Sad.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >someone suggested using google so obviously theres a google conspiracy to plant google spies and force you to use google
        Meds, take 'em.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Meds, take 'em.
          Falling fast on the list of replies when you've been called out.
          Funny thing is you're at the least on SSRI's and I am not.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >n...no...y..youre the one on p.pills...not m...me
            Woah there buddy, firing on all cylinders there lmaoo

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        just went to google.com typed the name of the movie and clicked search
        then did the same in incognito

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the only movie with confirmed shilling on Cinemaphile is that /x/ "documentary" What the bleep do we know

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        God I hate that movie so much. Stupid deaf b***h.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lol I remember that shit. When was it confirmed?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just know, Im confirming it. Can you not read?

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Once I can pirate it. Otherwise I am tired of seeing people hyping this for a few years now.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's it with the AI images in this, anyway?

    Also did they shoot it with old video cameras like Computer Chess or just use a homosexual filter?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody cares.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just tell me if the ending turns out to be a fake out or not.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's disappointing, that's all I'll say cause that's all you need to know.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Booo

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's what I said.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    piratebros, why isn't there even a fricking camrip anywhere? can't find on private/dht indexes.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      because its only in select theaters at the moment, which means less places for heros to film it. Just wait till april when it streams then you can get an HD rip straight off whatever shitty streaming service they choose

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie is just a 80 min long V/H/S segment. And not a good one, I legit laughed when I saw that cartoonish lighting

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is a serious contender for the shittiest thread ever

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      well now that youre here, surely we're up to number 1

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like it should’ve been a 15 minute adult swim thing

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isnt this the movie the literal plot of The Ghost music video Cirice?

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    is that a little girl or an adult? i cant tell

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dont bother reading the comments, surely no one has aldready answered this exact question.
      moron.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        why would anyone want to read anything in this thread

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Go back to plebbit, then.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >IP count = 4

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Screenings are only at 8pm at my local theater
    I'll wait for it on stream

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    kek
    no one is going to pay to see this shit
    make a thread when a torrent comes out

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >make a thread when a torrent comes ou
      Be the change you want to see

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was pretty damn good up until the climax. Why employ some solid practical effects only to sully the big ending with CG slop? Other than that, it was a fun, albeit not-too-scary, romp. It’s something I’d consider watching around Halloween each year

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I thought it was pretty damn good up until the climax.
      That’s what she said.

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    no i don't watch boring horrorgay goreslop.

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It looks like utter trash. Are you a zoomer?

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will prob watch it because I want to support David Dastmalchian. I think he is one of the most under used actors of all time but the film really doesn't seam like my thing.

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    is the filename ironic?

Leave a Reply to Anonymous Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *