Just Shoot Your Cum All Over Me

How the FRICK did they get away with this show title in the 90s?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >short, unattractive bald man with a shit personality consistently fricks 10/10 models

    Whose self-insert was he?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      not the show's creator apparently

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was a respected fashion photographer, he had power over aspiring models and established models and his industry. That's a ticket to endless sex

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        and now women complain about "power dynamics" even though that's exactly what they're attracted to

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gatekeepers get pussy. Nothing weird about that.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >doesn't get women
      If you get laid alot you'll get laid even more because other women will now see you as a commodity. It makes no sense but hey that's women.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the 90s you could easily get women as a fat guy. And women like this were super common only is a skinny non-tattooed women considered a "10/10" model

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you answer without sounding mad

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    absolutely still would

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    She looks her age. I'd definitely nosedive into that dusty vag.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >not bogged
    >aging naturally and gracefully
    if you wouldn't frick her your gay

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Not bogged

      Look at her cheeks

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      did she ever release the puppies?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think she did in Nina Takes a Lover (1995)

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          She got naked, but you can't see anything.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Almost too hot for Network Television.
      Almost.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aye carumba!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      wtf is this from?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Stand mini-series from the 90s.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Stand 1994 miniseries. Comfy apocalypse kino.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Stand she also gets sorta lewd in Sex Lies and Videotape.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      My dad taped this mini series on VHS back in the 90s. I wore the film out during this part from rewinding it so much.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I came to the stills of this so much, I didn't know she was getting raped by a power rangers villain though

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      that was hot

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the consummation scene between the supernatural being Randall Flagg and his concubine Nadine Cross, as depicted in the '90's mini-series and the novel by Stephen King. The experience is traumatic enough to cause Nadine to slip into a semi-catatonic state but also profoundly orgasmic enough to cause her to uncontrollably jerk off herself whether others were around or not. I'm not sure if this last part was shown on TV. It's expressly demonstrated in the book.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've been jerking to it to some girl in class who has some pretty big jugs from the looks of it. I'm really thinking about making a move

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You do that! You make that move!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I guess my only concern is the age difference. I actually asked and I have a 15 years age difference between the two of us. so I kind of wonder if it would be strange

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It won't last but it will be a fun ride.
          t. banged young college girls throughout my 30s

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah thats the one thing I'm afraid of with my age. like I really need to find someone to settle down with

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've been jerking to it to some girl in class who has some pretty big jugs from the looks of it. I'm really thinking about making a move

          How hairy is she?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's going to think you're a creep

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          if you're a primary school teacher, ask her parents before making a move.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT so long as she's okay with it

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I feel like I should. I mean even my spanish teacher was kind of acting like wing man in my in class assignment. it was suppose to be a 3 person assignment but she then removed the 3rd girl that I usually work with in class to another person.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        *plays*

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      post pics

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I audibly gasped when I opened this picture

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      what was it? what was ittt???

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        A picture of her old, wrinkled face. Not even kidding. https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/190319013/#190319013

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    19 year old Millie Bobbie Brown is aging worse

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That is one ugly troony

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        From prepuberty to menopause to bimbo. WTF is going on?

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    She looks great for 60

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Looks amazing for her age.
    wall = beaten.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      kind of sad that a woman has to be a literal supermodel in her youth to look just "good for her age" when she's older.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >kind of sad that a woman has to be a literal supermodel in her youth to look just "good for her age" when she's older.
        In the past, women were honored for their ability to raise their children.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        that is not a controversial statement, moron, she's gorgeous

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    idk, still looks good to me

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is wrong with her leg??

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        things fall apart with age

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        All the milk from her giant milkers transferred to her thighs and turned into cottage cheese

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you people not aware of humans? Do moles, pimples or cellulite are alien to you? Frick too many synthetic dolls?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The amount of times I’ve busted to her…

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        can you recall how many times?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          No but she’s been my pornfu since like 2015.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd hit it but then again my standards are lower than the mariana trench

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Small trimmed bush,neat.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you can't get it up for that you're a homosexual.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    This is why I married an Asian woman

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      How's little Elliot?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      ...who hit the wall right when they're born.
      That's why their faces are flat.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Just Hoot Me

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you for your input mr. cat

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This woman single-handedly defined my sexual preferences.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >american humor

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >stars in a sitcom with sex and frontal nudity
      >never did a nude scene

      Why does she hate me

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think she could have made a decent Ada Wong, once upon a time.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She was a like budget Teri Hatcher but with more blatant sex appeal

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's Linda.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This woman is very distracting in everything I've seen her in.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She was hot in Saw 2 as a weird druggy murderer

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    She made me diamonds as a kid and have a thing for psycho girls playing Nadine in The Stand 1994

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw no evil white haired devil worshipping seductress gf
        what's the point honestly

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        What movie?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Jonas Quinn

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >getting dicked down by the devil turns your hair white

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She was good in Quigley down under.

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The fact one of her big breasts is even bigger than the other makes me uncomfortably hard.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    She had a heavily disabled kid 🙁

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >had

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    And she had awesome hairy forearms too.

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking hated this show and every other mutt sitcom. Wish I had gone to the library as a kid instead of drooling infront of afternoon television every day

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >complains about the show
      >admits he spent every day watching it growing up, something nobody forced him to do
      peak euro mentality

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Most men would have sex with most women, my man. When it comes to aging a woman only loses her appeal when she hits that "will crumble to dust if you touch her" age

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      this.
      i've got a colleague who's in her 50s and you can tell she was a fricking smoke show in her 20s and 30s.
      she's got huge breasts and a huge ass and a face that kind of looks defiant.
      I would plow her so fricking deep bros

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >she's got huge breasts and a huge ass
        so she's fat, disgusting

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah she is, its glorious

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Have anyone here ever hooked up with a woman 20+ years older?

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nina was hotter and I'm tired of pretending otherwise

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Those cover her bellybutton when the bra comes off. You always want big titty women to keep their bras on unless you want to feel like you're fricking 3 women.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      gay detected

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      cover her bellybutton when the bra comes off.
      And that's hot as frick. Especially with really hairy nipples and happy trail.

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i would rip this top off her by the v, laterally. it would be irreperable.

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The show was called Just Shoot Me!
    you are misremembering things

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    why the frick was that pic deleted? jannies can eat my arse homosexual

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >TFW she never showed nipples in anything.

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >

    [...]


    why did this get deleted? Is sexism now allowed on Cinemaphile anymore?

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did such a slender petite girl have such massive boobs?

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