Just started watching this. Kino af so far.

Just started watching this. Kino af so far.

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    No

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    moron coop gets old really fast but besides that it's pretty good. idk wtf lynch was thinking keeping the dougie bit going for so damn long, almost feels rian johnson-like spiteful subversion

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because Cooper is a proactive character and bringing him back earlier would have necessitated that the series have an actual plot for him to drive forward, which was Lynch was either not interested in doing or not capable of coming up with anything.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah he was too busy fricking that horseface fbi agent to write an actual script. first few episodes are very well done but once cooper goes through the electrical socket it results in some of the most painful filler in the series besides maybe james and the milf

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >filler

          Dougie is the most deliberately, intentionally (well intended) sadistic characters ever devised. The Return's an 18 hour guided meditation film, on top of everything else; coom brain smart device fidget spinner junkies are meant to be filtered-- except they need it the most.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah he was too busy fricking that horseface fbi agent to write an actual script. first few episodes are very well done but once cooper goes through the electrical socket it results in some of the most painful filler in the series besides maybe james and the milf

        just go back already.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy kek
      ive never seen a more filtered moron before

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        just go back already.

        samegay slurps down the lazy sloppa and loves it! proud of you for being so comfortable saying dumb shit buddy

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >muh samegay
          stfu moron. i needed to reiterate on how moronic your posts were.
          just admit you got filtered

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            you are so mad lol
            cope and seethe

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >cope and seethe
              god, you need to go back.

              the shadow humpers scooping the magic goop out of dead fake cooper is pretty kino. after that i fast forward to the nuke scene and then watch the lady eat that frog bug. takes about 5 minutes to speedrun marathon the high notes without any bubblepussy or gas station shit

              >fast forwards for le epic tik tok clip!
              just go back to your nolanslop already

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >baited this hard by an obviously joking anon
                >acting like a smarmy c**t anyways
                isnt winter break over? you are literally so new

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                i live in australia

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dougie was the only good part and should have been its own movie. Fight me.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because Cooper is a proactive character and bringing him back earlier would have necessitated that the series have an actual plot for him to drive forward, which was Lynch was either not interested in doing or not capable of coming up with anything.

      yeah he was too busy fricking that horseface fbi agent to write an actual script. first few episodes are very well done but once cooper goes through the electrical socket it results in some of the most painful filler in the series besides maybe james and the milf

      We are reaching levels of LYNCHED previously thought impossible

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >idk wtf lynch was thinking keeping the dougie
      the show was originally going to be 9 episodes

      but then lynch had to do a little bit of money laundering so forced showtime to finance all 18 episodes

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is a trip. Very nice.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    HELLOoOoOoO

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad you homosexuals are actually starting to admit how absolutely PHONED IN s3 was. lynch wasn't even trying. he seemed to actively hate the show he was making. so why even do it? Hackney diamond cash grab.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      A cash grab would've been a whole season full of 90s nostalgia and fan service. He made his own thing

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >started watching it
    >thought episodes 1-7 were absolute turbokino of the highest order, far better than anything in seasons 1-2
    >excited for episode 8, everyone says its the best episode
    >watch it
    >its fricking shit
    >huh?
    >continue watching
    >every subsequent episode is the utter height of turbokino
    i seriously don’t understand why 8 is rated so highly. It’s not even enjoyable like other LYNCHED type things he does are, i don’t understand how that could be someone’s favourite episode to sit down and watch.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      the shadow humpers scooping the magic goop out of dead fake cooper is pretty kino. after that i fast forward to the nuke scene and then watch the lady eat that frog bug. takes about 5 minutes to speedrun marathon the high notes without any bubblepussy or gas station shit

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Episode 8 is Lynchkino

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      wraaaapppped in plaaaasticcc

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    better than Nolan

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's freaking me out

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wrote a song about twin peaks.

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  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only consider s1, about half of s2, and fire walk with me to be canon. the rest is trash. I don't give a frick what you nerds say. I don't give a frick what lynch says, cause he's also a nerd.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am still halfway through S2. Loving the show. I am excited to reach return, but I am trying to savor the show a bit.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Return is peak art, hard to believe David Lynch got funded to make this thing, what a frickin madman

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >We're not gonna talk about Audrey!

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