moron coop gets old really fast but besides that it's pretty good. idk wtf lynch was thinking keeping the dougie bit going for so damn long, almost feels rian johnson-like spiteful subversion
Because Cooper is a proactive character and bringing him back earlier would have necessitated that the series have an actual plot for him to drive forward, which was Lynch was either not interested in doing or not capable of coming up with anything.
yeah he was too busy fricking that horseface fbi agent to write an actual script. first few episodes are very well done but once cooper goes through the electrical socket it results in some of the most painful filler in the series besides maybe james and the milf
Dougie is the most deliberately, intentionally (well intended) sadistic characters ever devised. The Return's an 18 hour guided meditation film, on top of everything else; coom brain smart device fidget spinner junkies are meant to be filtered-- except they need it the most.
yeah he was too busy fricking that horseface fbi agent to write an actual script. first few episodes are very well done but once cooper goes through the electrical socket it results in some of the most painful filler in the series besides maybe james and the milf
the shadow humpers scooping the magic goop out of dead fake cooper is pretty kino. after that i fast forward to the nuke scene and then watch the lady eat that frog bug. takes about 5 minutes to speedrun marathon the high notes without any bubblepussy or gas station shit
>fast forwards for le epic tik tok clip!
just go back to your nolanslop already
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>baited this hard by an obviously joking anon >acting like a smarmy c**t anyways
isnt winter break over? you are literally so new
Because Cooper is a proactive character and bringing him back earlier would have necessitated that the series have an actual plot for him to drive forward, which was Lynch was either not interested in doing or not capable of coming up with anything.
yeah he was too busy fricking that horseface fbi agent to write an actual script. first few episodes are very well done but once cooper goes through the electrical socket it results in some of the most painful filler in the series besides maybe james and the milf
We are reaching levels of LYNCHED previously thought impossible
I'm glad you homosexuals are actually starting to admit how absolutely PHONED IN s3 was. lynch wasn't even trying. he seemed to actively hate the show he was making. so why even do it? Hackney diamond cash grab.
>started watching it >thought episodes 1-7 were absolute turbokino of the highest order, far better than anything in seasons 1-2 >excited for episode 8, everyone says its the best episode >watch it >its fricking shit >huh? >continue watching >every subsequent episode is the utter height of turbokino
i seriously don’t understand why 8 is rated so highly. It’s not even enjoyable like other LYNCHED type things he does are, i don’t understand how that could be someone’s favourite episode to sit down and watch.
the shadow humpers scooping the magic goop out of dead fake cooper is pretty kino. after that i fast forward to the nuke scene and then watch the lady eat that frog bug. takes about 5 minutes to speedrun marathon the high notes without any bubblepussy or gas station shit
I only consider s1, about half of s2, and fire walk with me to be canon. the rest is trash. I don't give a frick what you nerds say. I don't give a frick what lynch says, cause he's also a nerd.
No
moron coop gets old really fast but besides that it's pretty good. idk wtf lynch was thinking keeping the dougie bit going for so damn long, almost feels rian johnson-like spiteful subversion
Because Cooper is a proactive character and bringing him back earlier would have necessitated that the series have an actual plot for him to drive forward, which was Lynch was either not interested in doing or not capable of coming up with anything.
yeah he was too busy fricking that horseface fbi agent to write an actual script. first few episodes are very well done but once cooper goes through the electrical socket it results in some of the most painful filler in the series besides maybe james and the milf
>filler
Dougie is the most deliberately, intentionally (well intended) sadistic characters ever devised. The Return's an 18 hour guided meditation film, on top of everything else; coom brain smart device fidget spinner junkies are meant to be filtered-- except they need it the most.
just go back already.
holy kek
ive never seen a more filtered moron before
samegay slurps down the lazy sloppa and loves it! proud of you for being so comfortable saying dumb shit buddy
>muh samegay
stfu moron. i needed to reiterate on how moronic your posts were.
just admit you got filtered
you are so mad lol
cope and seethe
>cope and seethe
god, you need to go back.
>fast forwards for le epic tik tok clip!
just go back to your nolanslop already
>baited this hard by an obviously joking anon
>acting like a smarmy c**t anyways
isnt winter break over? you are literally so new
i live in australia
Dougie was the only good part and should have been its own movie. Fight me.
We are reaching levels of LYNCHED previously thought impossible
>idk wtf lynch was thinking keeping the dougie
the show was originally going to be 9 episodes
but then lynch had to do a little bit of money laundering so forced showtime to finance all 18 episodes
This is a trip. Very nice.
HELLOoOoOoO
I'm glad you homosexuals are actually starting to admit how absolutely PHONED IN s3 was. lynch wasn't even trying. he seemed to actively hate the show he was making. so why even do it? Hackney diamond cash grab.
A cash grab would've been a whole season full of 90s nostalgia and fan service. He made his own thing
>started watching it
>thought episodes 1-7 were absolute turbokino of the highest order, far better than anything in seasons 1-2
>excited for episode 8, everyone says its the best episode
>watch it
>its fricking shit
>huh?
>continue watching
>every subsequent episode is the utter height of turbokino
i seriously don’t understand why 8 is rated so highly. It’s not even enjoyable like other LYNCHED type things he does are, i don’t understand how that could be someone’s favourite episode to sit down and watch.
the shadow humpers scooping the magic goop out of dead fake cooper is pretty kino. after that i fast forward to the nuke scene and then watch the lady eat that frog bug. takes about 5 minutes to speedrun marathon the high notes without any bubblepussy or gas station shit
Episode 8 is Lynchkino
wraaaapppped in plaaaasticcc
better than Nolan
It's freaking me out
I wrote a song about twin peaks.
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I only consider s1, about half of s2, and fire walk with me to be canon. the rest is trash. I don't give a frick what you nerds say. I don't give a frick what lynch says, cause he's also a nerd.
I am still halfway through S2. Loving the show. I am excited to reach return, but I am trying to savor the show a bit.
The Return is peak art, hard to believe David Lynch got funded to make this thing, what a frickin madman
>We're not gonna talk about Audrey!