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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is LeBron better than Kobe?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well one is dead, so not hard to beat that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lebrons not even better than Luka Doncic aka the great white hope. He’s a media darling who they let offensive foul people to the hoop.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically what is the point of this kind of delusion?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >who they let offensive foul people to the hoop
        Hilarious how removed from objective reality this is when you actually look at the stats and how rarely Lebron gets a whistle driving to the rim compare to any other big name player. Fricking cope

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Luka will never win a ring

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Any superstar will just hop on a super team if they feel the fear of never winning a ring. Actually shocking that Chris Paul still hasn’t made it happen though

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            If that was true Russ would have gotten his this year.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            People seem to forget all the times stars have tried to form a "superteam" but it turned out to be a utter failure.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If he was in the eastern conference 10 years ago with another all star on his team he definitely would have. And yea he’s got 15 years left so he will. The guy is incredible, will go down as the best since Jordan

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            did you forget who ran the eastern conference 10 years ago?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That’s my point. Eastern conference has been a joke since when Jordan retired to like 2019

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                and you think luka could get past prime lebron? with only 1 other star on his team?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Well duh. Lebron couldn’t even get past Dirk Nowitzki like 10 years ago and he had a superteam

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                he also beat the winningest team in history down 1-3

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                no one cares about fake regular season wins lmao, though to be fair if LeBron wasn't a dumb Black person who wanted to be GM and trade for garbage players like Westbrook he could have like 8 rings

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                this is the correct take

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yea thanks to the league suspending that idiot Draymond Green and the referees rigging the shit out of the game. Not to mention Kyrie Irving saving the day

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >kobrgays ever complaining about refball
                you need to be +18 to post here newbie

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So we agree referees favor media darlings for narrative purposes. Both Kobe and Lebron would get absolutely demoralized by Jordan anyway. Especially lebron who is b***h made

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >lebron only won because of refball
                >ok kobe did too but it doesn't matter because muh jordan
                kobrgays are pathetic, they ride mj's coattails just as much as he did

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That helicopter crash was the best thing to happen to Kobe Bryant's image in 20 years (aside from the penis degloving)

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                the injury reports on the body of kobe and his daughter are absolutely horrific.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I always wondered if it was a completely instant death and they didn't even see it coming. I guess the pilot could have said OH FRICK when he realized where he was but then it was just immediately lights out?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                they definitely knew for at least a few seconds

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                some of the other people on the helicopter had it worse. one of the mothers and her daughter were crushed and ripped apart.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                from what i remember reading and seeing in the sketches of the injury report, kobe was pretty much cut in half at the waist, his and giannas brains where blown out of their faces, plus all kinds of other shit you could imagine stemming from a big flying hunk of metal slamming into a mountain.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >the referees rigging the shit out of the game
                funny coming from someone who just ragged on lebron for losing to dirk, who lived at the free throw line that series

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                "dude more free thows = refs" is the most midwit take of all time

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >jump shooter getting more FTA than two opponents who aggressively drive to the basket all game
                do you happen to be a harden fan, too?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                it's called baiting people to foul you which your boy Wade did vs the Mavs in 06 when the refs LITERALLY rigged it for the Heat

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                wade got most of his calls driving iirc, which you are much more likely to be fouled doing than jump shooting

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                not if you have game like Dirk or Paul Pierce

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >mentioning pierce in the same breath as dirk
                lebron haters baka

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                both have one title, were taken back to back in the same draft and both dropped in said draft, were crafty perimeter players who could go down in the post, averaged similar ppg, etc

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                pierce could only squeak out 1 ring when he had a big three for many years

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                he was like 34 at that point and KG was injured in 09, Perk got injured in 10. just the facts

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                are you one of those people that thinks not making the finals is better than making them and losing?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I’m a person who thinks losing more than you’ve won on the biggest stage makes you a fricking loser

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                ah, so it's better for players not to even make the big stage in your mind

                i see

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine team swapping, building superteams and ring chasing and still having a losing finals record. Just embarrassing

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                its not better but there's no proof the top team in a Conference wouldn't be 9th in the other conference so it really doesn't matter one way or another

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >go to more finals than 27 teams in the league have
                >this is considered a bad thing
                remember who's on the logo is moron

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Excellent point. Robert Horry is another one who has been to more finals than most teams

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >jordan decline ushers in unprecedented age of parity
                >lebron destroys the league because he isnt good enough surpass jordan in cleveland
                >only 4 teams have a real chance at title
                >half the league actively tries to lose games.
                wow, such prestige.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >lebron destroys the league because he isnt good enough surpass jordan in cleveland
                i forgot that the first big 3 was the heatles, good point

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                pooling talent isnt the problem. players colluding with each other is the problem and we've slid all the way to the bottom just like it was predicted when lebon did his gay espn decision.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >he says as the two teams in the finals currently have mostly home grown talent

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >age of parity
                >aside from 1 year its literally the spurs or lakers vs pistons then celtics
                just say you're under 12 and stop replying
                its embarssing to watch you post

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >those quads
                I kneel

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >lebron destroys the league
                Adam Silver has fricked the league, not Jordan. David Stern wouldn't put up with the player empowerment bullshit that has resulted in the league becoming a political soapbox and players having the ability to sign a max contract and demand a trade the year after.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                the refs arent corrupt enough to rig the winner. they only frick around with spreads and totals.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                not unless know the right signals

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Kings vs Lakers was absolutely rigged via refball. The guy who even got that series said the NBA didn’t want Jersey vs. Sacramento for ratings

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Kings vs. Nets would’ve been boring as frick, based stern pulling the plug

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Doesn’t matter. Lebron had a superteam and got outplayed by Jason Terry lmao

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                and then went back and won 2 rings

                how many more times did the mavs make the finals?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                And choked again but got saved by a miraculous Ray Allen shot lmao. Then went on to get booty blasted by Spurs the following year

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                they were saved by the moron Popovich taking out Duncan. Commie "Coach Pop" can't make the playoffs without Duncan in fact, sad!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's better than MJ obviously he's better than Kobe who's barely top 15

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Embarrassing take. You have to be a zoomer.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          lmao you kobrgays forget that before he died and especially before he retired he was considered a team cancer holding the lakers back from rebuilding

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            5 rings. Seethe

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              lmao 5 rings and he had to be carried to each one
              big shot bob says hi

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Shaq carried him to 3 and Pau was better for the final two

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                lmao 5 rings and he had to be carried to each one
                big shot bob says hi

                This is true. Kobe isn’t top 10 but he was still much more enjoyable to watch than that bore lebron

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >He's better than MJ

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you can always tell some casual homosexual because they think Kobe was ever good lmao, homie was a ballhog garbage time player who might be top 20 of all time on a good day

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kobe won an Oscar

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        those arent very hard to get if you have money.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So did Mike Conley.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kobe never abandoned any of his teammates or his teams in the 4th quater like LeChoke has done several times.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he chucked his team out of the game countless times because he didn't trust his teammates

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Both are raging douchebags but LeBron by a mile. Kobe is an overrated ball chucker.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Stop liking what I don't like

        Ywnbaw

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        lmfao this homie was probably picked last on any sport in PE

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >doesn’t derive enjoyment watching the Celtics shit on the meme-chucking Warriors
        ngmi

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The Celtics are just as much of a memechuck team as the Warriors. This series is trash.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            wrong, they pass the ball around for 15 seconds before taking a 3. Curry just backsteps and memechucks, big difference.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >meme-chucking
          Haven’t been on Cinemaphile in years but this brought me back lel

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Basketball is kino.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        people who take pride in knowing nothing about sports and say shit like sportsball unironically are the biggest homosexuals I've met in my experience

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          lmfao you watch Black person millionaires who beat their wives chuck a ball for four hours straight

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >its another anon thinks he's superior to everyone
        you will die alone

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not of the mind that Kobe was anything incredible and he unfortunately caused a lot of his teammates to go unsung. Lebron is a blatant frickin hotdog showboating ballhog and the reason his teams never fricking win finals is because he refuses to pass it and plays shit defense. He also travels every single game but Black folk and LeBron fans let it happen because OMG HE SLAMMDABAWL!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I can't stand LeBron too yet I always get him my team on nba2k because he's so goddamn big and fast you can just blow through people or bully ball them

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >lebron
        >ballhog
        ???????? he's one of the most unselfish superstars ever

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >lebron
        >ballhog
        wait don't you homosexuals b***h that he always passes the ball
        which one is it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          both, he got in his own head

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Duncan > Kobe > Lebron

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Where does Curry fit in here?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Depends on if he can actually beat the Leltics and get a FMVP this year. If he can he's top 10 no doubt.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Curry is finished. He had a good 3 game run but that’s the most we’ll see from him. Celtics defense isn’t even fair. That homosexual Robert Williams is a cheat code in the paint

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Only because no one ever goes at him on offense, they just let him hide in the corner and rest. Delly and that chimp nigglet are the only ones that went at him and exposed his ass for being soft.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >no one ever goes at him on offense
              Black person WHAT

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                watch any fricking game with the warriors and the warriors being on defense. Every fricking time or at least 80% of the time all you see Curry do is be in the corner standing there doing nothing because the guy he's guarding doesn't get the ball.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            1 finals mvp out of 4 attempts does not make someone top 10

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              What about the shooting records and the way he changed the game

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >changed the game for the worse
                >regular season "records" that he only has because he shoots 3s 100x more than anyone else

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >gazillionaire Black person lectures millions of poor white people on how privileged they are
      courageous. revolutionary even

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Easily

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you asked me 5 years ago I might say "maybe". Now that the dust has settled, no.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >if you asked me when he had less achievements maybe
        >now that he has more achievements no

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Finna cope? Finna seethe?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Only ring since then was bubble championship*

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >a season where they were #1 seed and couldn't take advantage of it because of the neutral court
            >many players, including Dame, claiming that it was the hardest playoffs ever
            ring on his 3rd team btw

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >now that kobe died, no

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Probably, but he's just too imperfect, his career was such a mess compared to MJ and Kobe. He may not have strictly started the 'move around until you have a superteam' shit but he sure as hell was the king of it, and that leaves a sour taste in people's mouth.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw remember thinking Kobe dying would be the biggest news story of 2020 when it happened
      Man that feels like 5 years ago now

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Don't want to make it too off topic, but man. Everyone should have been on high alert when china was shutting down their factories. Those guys never shut down anything, not even christmas

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No shit. If Kobe was still alive no one would disagree except Lakers homers.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yea

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      in terms of skill lebron is better but you need a psychopath like kobe to win championships

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, Victoria's definitely a secret down there.
    Tell ya, my nickname there is 'Skinny'.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's where they invented the toothbrush because they only got one tooth.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Chuck: They got them bloomers down there
      >Shaq nearly convulses from laughter
      Shaq: What do they got, Chuck?
      Chuck: Bloomers
      >Shaq convulses again

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How they be eatin them churros down there, Chuck

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Be nice. Its honestly the best live thing on tv. Between Chuck and Shaq shitposting and Earnie actually being a good person

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, we love it. It's fun to type it all out.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Inside the NBA is one of the best shows on TV and Chuck is one of the funniest people alive. It’s hilarious that the NFL is going to try to replicate it and will fail miserably

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bruh, inside the NBA is a literal cure for depression. I didn't even like basketball before I started binging them.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Based, some of the compilation videos of Chuck roasting people/getting roasted actually make me a happier person too

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Chuck is my favorite. He literally does not give a frick and says what he means and is honest. It's gonna be a damn shame when he retires in 2 years.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, and he just laughs whenever anyone comes at him. Durant tried giving him real shit recently and they just made a joke out of it

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I loved that clip when he had to give his jersey to Drake and Chuck just says "Is that a cadaver?" He'd score 55 points if he ate a cheeseburger.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He's been silently cancelled by TNT execs

            >can't say big ol San Antonio women anymore
            >his fat jokes mostly stay with Shaq and Zion instead of everyone else
            >isn't allowed to drop redpills and blackpills anymore

            These same execs probably had a heart attack when Chuck almost threw his mug at garbage Warriors bandwagoners on live TV

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              they signed Biz Nasty for NHL coverage, i don't think the TNT people give a frick

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              We'll get one glorious season of episodes with a doesn't-give-a-frick Chuck right before he retires. And if the execs try to stop him I hope he quits on the spot.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Go Celtics

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is Chet legit? Will he be the first white American superstar in forever?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >white
      that's a spic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Needs to put on some more muscle mass or he will be bullied to hell in the NBA.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      only if he starts doing super steroids like Yawnis asap

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      needs to put on muscle and sharpen his actual big man skills or he's gonna be a worse tingus pingus

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A more fragile Greg Oden. Won't last 5 years in the NBA.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Greg Oden had a surgically fricked up leg that was shorter than the other and he was enormous. Chet has been durable so far and if you actually watched him play he hangs and bangs with big guys pretty well by sheer virtue of his length. Even if he gets moved off his spot he can still block attempts.
        Chet will be just fine.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      if he gets on the greek freak gear maybe.

  7. 2 years ago
    Kotonohas' Husbando

    I legit changed my gas filling routine because of this video. I keep it full and throw $20 in it when it gets that low.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >you now remember the time Shaq did the 1-chip challenge

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's nothing to me... Ah.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      UIASY8UDASYHUDAS

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Erneh', lemme tell you somethin', I don't watch da' bad teams, Erneh'

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What made Erneh react like this again? Was it Chuck’s phone going off during the show?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Shaq's new age gas math in OP

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love watching Chuck make fun of how moronic Shaq is

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WHEN A GUY IS BANGING YOU

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thank you Freemason! I shall continue to watch your coonball show and buy Nigge products.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I didn’t know my fellow /nba/nime chads browsed Cinemaphile what’s up bros

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It’s time for the flagless GOAT debate. Truly anonymous and thus we will get the best possible answer.

    For me?

    It’s LeGod. Carry the hell on,

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why casuals always wanna debate about the goat status

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      same reason they only talk about nfl QBs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      because nobody compares to wilt, kid.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Harlem Globetrotters the player

        Bill Russel fricked his ass time after time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      because aside from the playoffs the basketball season and offseason are boring as frick
      hell even this years playoffs and finals have been nothing but shitty blowouts each night

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because all basketball coverage off the court is moronic. Tim Legler is the only "analyst" who actually knows anything and they stick him on fricking midnight sportscenter. When dumb as bricks Kendrick Perkins and Stephen A Smith are front and center feeding hot takes because that's all they know how to do, that's what the casual discourse becomes. I would include Skip in that category but he doesn't even pretend to be an analyst.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        perk is funny sometimes. he's like a mini chuck

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Perk lacks Chuck's self-awareness and his pedigree. Even worse, Perk acts like being the 8th man for a championship squad that had KG, Paul Pierce, and Ray Allen is some kind of great accomplishment.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            he was the starting center you idiot

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              He’s trash. Kevin Looney is starting center for warriors. Nobody cares

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                dont ever respond to me again

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, and he played 92 minutes and scored 20 points in a 6 game series. 15 minutes per game is 8-9th man territory regardless of who starts

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Oh frick that fat, blithering moron he's just as bad "I swear I'm the goat of women's and men's basketball please pay attention to me" Candace parker

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        perk is funny sometimes. he's like a mini chuck

        i genuinely don't understand perk's meteoric rise to the top of nba coverage. i feel like even last season he was a sometimes analyst for local celtics broadcasts and now he's the leading dude on scott van pelt sportscenter. wild

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          people find him funny and espn is trying to push him as the next chuck

          and espns nba coverage is so shit that he's actually one of the better ones

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >wait, is that your real body? tell me they put something on you and that's not really your body

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who did Chuck better?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      old heads get it bullying is the way to go to help fatasses just like japan

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    honestly i only enjoy the regular season of my nets and actually really shitty teams like magic kings okc

    what are they talking about?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >sup homes
      >nothing much you know keeping the league straight know what i mean?
      >aight bless my brother

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How are you actually a Nets fan? Unless you’re from New Jersey and can’t let them go you’d have to be the biggest bandwagon ass fan ever if you like the nets. Cause real mofos from New York rep knicks.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Even in Jersey nobody fricking liked the nets. Knicks dominate NJ/NY. The only argument comes from Devils or Rangers

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Jersey master race is always Jets, Mets, Knicks, Devils. Simple as

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            what a miserable existence that must be

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        im from jersey

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You gotta move on then my man. They’re no longer your team.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the script is to replace the old warriors team with the new and younger celtics team

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wilt is the goat.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me it’s:
    Jordan
    Kareem
    Wilt
    Magic
    Hakeem

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Hakeem in the top 5
      BASED. This guy knows hoops

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      replace magic with byrd and we got a deal

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Death to all fricking Wiltcels

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the Kenny got the booty tap segment

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK CHIMNEYCELS

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    better nba discussion here than in /nba/
    my celties in 6

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      warriors got too comfy while playing vs injured nuggies and young grizzlies and literally luka + 10 wow players
      the east simply got so much better west doesn't even have lebron factor no more because the fricking moron wasted his salary cap on westbrook instead of good role players

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is draymond a replacement for shaq or for chuck?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The way he's playing right now he'll be sliding into Chuck's chair immediately after he retires in 2 years.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the show lives and dies with chuck, watch any 90s inside the nba and try not to fall asleep

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It’ll never be the same. Chuck doesn’t give a frick about corporate interests so he’ll say whatever and has no worry of being cancelled since he’s already an NBA legend. Draymond is a corporate man who speaks his mind but it’s very politically correct.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hate Kenny so fricking much

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      "The older he gets, the better he was." - Chuck

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >That time Kenny said something to the effect of how he was a big reason they won
        >Shaq and chuck roll their eyes
        >"Hakeem is why you won anyone could have thrown the dude the ball"
        >Kenny starts seething while chuck and Shaq keep laughing at him

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The best was the time Kenny said he was the locker room leader on the team and Vernon Maxwell btfo him

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It was fricking hilarious how you could tell Kenny was seething about Chuck’s “bus driver” or “bus rider” comments because he was basically referring to a player like Kenny who went along for the ride

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kenny is fine for soaking up the analysis segments at halftime and sometimes as a shit-stirrer, but that's about all he brings to the show. I hope that he knows that every time Chuck brings him down off his championship high horse he deserves it 100%.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't blame him since he's next to two legends, but he tries too hard. He's fine as a time waster and he does have the most experience compared to Shaq and Chuck.

        Shaq used to be way too sensitive too, but lately he's been more chill and funny.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone always says Kenny is “the straight man” but that’s basically Ernie who keeps the show on track and everyone in line. Kenny could be replaced by literally anyone but he knows that

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        kenny is important because he's the "basketball talk" straight man. Ernie is the straight man for reeling them in when they get off topic or start arguing, but Kenny is for when Shaq/Chuck are discussing basketball shit and only really giving perspective from their pov as two legendary players. Since Kenny is not nearly on the same level as them he can end up grounding the discussion more.

        He also is a great instigator at times, serving up easy lobs to shaq/chuck or spurring them on into a funny bit or argument.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That’s fair. I do think that Ernie is the MVP of the show though and it wouldn’t work at all without him. You could still replace Kenny with a decent player and get a similar show

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            you're definitely right, look what happens when ernie isn't there

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's part of the charm that there are two straight men, but it's played with because Ernie inexplicably has street cred whereas Kenny is played as a dweeb.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the shaq and chuck show
    hosted by ernie and some other guy as the side character

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The white dudes are supposed to be like their handlers who actually know shit about sports but theyre a couple of morons meaning the comic relief are also the guys who know the sport they're talking about.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    SKEEP

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"Oh boy going to San Antonio with those big ole women down there, Weight Watchers we gotta go to San Antonio"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Those big old booty
      >Chhuuuurrrroos eating
      >big women!
      >they wear those big old bloomers
      >Victoria ain't no secret down there!

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    basketball is the ultimate cuck sport. Such a gay fricking sport to watch…you have to have a maximum iq of 75 to enjoy something like basketball

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone shut the frick up about goat talk, cause the answer's Bill Russel and it's not debatable.
    Who's gonna win the Finals? I'm thinking my Celties : )

  33. 2 years ago
    Based Ramsbro

    >INTRODUCING …YOUR 2023 SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS!!! BACK TO BACK, THE LOS ANGELES RAAAAAAMS!!!!!!

    ITS STAFFORD TIME BOYS

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Duncan>Kobr

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Common knowledge

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like beisbol more but inside the nba is comfy
    apehoop sucks and I'm from south florida

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do they really

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes, Americans really wear shoes inside

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      how does Kenny even walk

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Basketball is like hockey but for stupid people.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is a fact. Playoff hockey is kino. Playoff apehoop is hit or miss, mostly miss

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I watched my first nba game in years. Game 7 heat vs celtics. Heat down like 11 going for 2s, celtics start going for 3s, everyone is walking, heat actually get to within 2 points. It was embarrassing it was like they were throwing. I was so bored.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yea that was trash. However the Bucks vs Celtics series was kino. But that was literally the only good series of the playoffs. Basketball is a joke and has been for the longest

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, Bucks Celtics was pretty great. Would have been even better if Middleton was healthy.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The playoffs have been pretty boring for the most part this year. Lots of blowouts. I can’t stand watching the Celtics play either

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >gazillionaire Black person who went to a $30k-a-year private school lectures poor whites on how priveliged they are
      courageous. revolutionary, eve- wait

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stop worshipping blacks.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i dont worship them, i use them for entertainment

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The NBA is pozzed entertainment nerdy israeli kids, wiggers and chinks. By far the most cucked professional sports league.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      post height and jaw

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >one more thing about coming
    >that came out of nowhere
    What did they mean by that?

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't they replace kenny with gilbert arenas

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based chuck

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >memechuck
    I dont browse Cinemaphileee or watch basketball so why hate on the 3 pointers? it's probably analytics that figured out the most optimal way to win was to memechuck from a couple of spots
    at least baseball is trying to fix it by banning the shift but idk what apehoop can do

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >banning the shift
      moronic
      Manfred is just as bad as Silver only in a different way

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      move the 3pt line back

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      analytics also say in American football to go for it on 4th down too. No one does that meme shit there.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It’s a symptom of the absolute soft state of NBA. Nobody wants to get physical anymore like that. Which is why the post-up aspect of the game is almost dead and Power Fotwards like Duncan and Garnet are pretty much obsolete

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        lmao have you watched the Celtics? They are physical and have been defended physically in every series. Bucks and Heat battles were rockfights

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yea they finally tweaked the rules this year to make it physical again but unfortunately memechucking still prevails

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      its not the 3s themselves
      its the fact that players who shouldn't even be shooting 3s are chucking them up now commonly
      yeah it was cool to see a big man like yao or duncan put one up but it was rare

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you get worse gas mileage from a full tank

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >no mention of the Shaq's dumbest moment
    As incredible as the gas math is, Shaq using the flight to LA as a reference point to the time to get to the moon is his finest

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Was it kino?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      would've been better if Mike Breen said "BANG" when Stephen Jackson punched the guy who threw his beer at a restrained Meta World Peace

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i liked the commentator that would scream "JAMES!" when lebron did something

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Almost 4 years after the incident, another similar incident happened also at the same arena, this time between the Los Angeles Sparks and the Detroit Shock (now known as the Dallas Wings) of the WNBA. This gave it the nickname "The Malice at The Palace II".[74]
      >WNBA
      my sides

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >commentators pretending to hate the fighting

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      charles barkley also charged into the stands in detroit and fought fans, this was in 1992 i think, he was suspended for maybe 2 games. he also tossed a Black person through a plate glass window from a third story bar.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, but Barkley gets sympathy treatment for having 0 (zero) rings.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit why are Black folk like this?

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >What you say, Chuck?

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is this guy white? Mixed? Native? I do not know...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's everybody's black friend

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      white but born in milwaukee and went to georgia so spiritually black

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it’s what happens when start accumulating to many n word passes from your nba bros

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He just lightskinned

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you will never be shooting hoops in an empty dusty gym and see prime Magic and MJ approach you from across the court

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My dad went to UCLA and had that happen. They were playing pickup intramurals and Magic and Kareem and a few of the other current Lakers showed up. They were very polite, and asked to play next and all the guys basically noped off the court and watched them play. My dad said that Kareem was the most impressive person he’s ever seen in person across any sport, and that’s with him playing with Magic.

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw was big NBA fan thru the 2000s thru game 7 of the 2016 finals
    >durant joined warriors
    >gave up on the nba
    >stopped watching inside the nba as well, now just try to see the occasional highlights pf the funny stuff that happens

    i tried watching the show on its own after dropping the nba but i couldnt get thru it, too much nba talk. the league is utter fricking shit now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Downfall really started with Garnett going to the celtics but especially when lebron went to the heat

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        wrong. the nba was still decently entertaining when the celtics big 3 happened. the heatles era was annoying but it wasn't really that bad. the heat went 2-2 in finals, easily could have gone 1-3 if not for ray allen, and all the finals except the thunder were entertaining, even the final spurs-heat was entertaining despite being a beatdown because of how funny the massacre was. and i say this as a fan of the chicago bulls who the heat destroyed every year in the playoffs.

        once durant joined the warriors the entire league just went down the toilet. thats when all the super team bullshit really took off, the three point chucking, adam silver turning the league into an even bigger meme with MORE playoff teams and trying to do some mid-season tournament, and even more social media obsession.. its a fricking joke.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I started watching around 2010 - die hard fan.

      100% agreed the 2017-2019 seasons were dog shit because of the Durant Warriors teams - league ruining stuff.

      I will say, things are back to normal since then though - this was a legitimately good year for ball.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yeah 2010 was when i really got into it, like watching every single regular season game my team played on shitty streams because i was out of market diehard obsessed.

        i have heard that this year and last year were good. unfortunately, the three years i stopped watching (2017-19 like you said) was too much for me to be able to come back to it. i saw no point. the officiating is still horrendous, the three point chucking, every team scoring 110-120 a game, even more teams making the playoffs because 16/30 wasnt enough, the superstars teaming up is worse than ever, the constant soap opera drama, and the regular season is still basically meaningless. frick that shit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I will say, things are back to normal since then though - this was a legitimately good year for ball.
        we just had 2 seasons full of injuries and covid protocols bro

        just look at denver. normally a competitive team but 100% irrelevant because of the murray injury

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I couldn't watch the past two years because of the BLM shit, left such an awful taste in my mouth combined with the crybaby pussy primma Donnas, super team shit, etc. I couldn't do it anymore. Watched the playoffs a bit this year though and there was some good matchups and definitely some solid new blood on these usually underwhelming teams. Also seemed like the refs weren't so quick to whistle and there was some hard defense that won playoff games. The whining to refs and flopping by players is still awful every single game though

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw i strung together a bunch of clips of chuck doing sexual motions on the show to use as my signature on the porn torrent tracker i'm on
    should i post here

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    1. Bird
    2. Magic
    3. Kareem
    4. MJ
    5. Wilt
    90sgays conveniently forget that MJ didnt win a damn thing until Bird was hurt in his final season. 0-6 against Larry Legend in the playoffs. He was talented for sure and could handle the pressure in the clutch, but couldn’t do anything until Larry was out of the way in the Eastern Conference, plus the NBA changed rules to make it easier for him to dominate.
    Lebron would be 6 on this list btw.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Wilt
      >no Russell

      cringe

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Wilt plus your uncle Jim vs Russell and multiple hall of famers
        This was the Lakers-Celtics rivalry back then. Wilt was the best player of either team by far.

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not too big on basketball or sports in general, but ive been watching more lately. what determines an entertaining game vs a shit one?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >what determines an entertaining game vs a shit one?
      if it's close, you fricking moron

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thats an obvious metric but theres more stuff that goes down than just that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >what determines an entertaining game vs a shit one?
      The biggest factor is fandom. If your team wins, it's pretty much always an entertaining game.
      If you're looking at a neutral game, what you think of first is that the game is close down the stretch (last 2 minutes)
      >large comebacks
      >many lead changes
      >buzzer-beating shots
      >exciting individual plays
      >great performances by individual players
      >well-officiated
      All of these factors amplify the excitement.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Putting money on it and winning/losing...

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It probably is a lot better to fuel up before your tank gets near empty, right?

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    fellas rate my chuck gif

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What are some movie series where the originals were hailed as visionary, but the series slowly lost it's luster until the rights were then sold to a new owner that overpromised and underdelivered?

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The NBA died after 2014. I hope the meme chucking era ends soon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      t. no skill fat ass

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >t. somehow made basketball more boring than fricking golf

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I got into the NBA three or four years ago and I'm almost ready to tap out already. The flopping and officiating is fricking ridiculous and I can't see why anyone would be entertained by it.

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    post that pic of when he lost the bet to let his hairline grow out

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what went wrong?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lil B dabbed on his ass and he never recovered.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      too pussy to kick Westbrick out of OKC

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      according to twitter he was never good and Steph and company carried his ass.

      last year everyone was crowning him the best player in the league though

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        hi Kevin, shouldve signed with the Celtics instead of the Warriors, you'd be an all time legend

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        which is ironic because steph cant close and kd was the closer. they definitely needed each other

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've grown to be fine with not drafting him, he would have left the blazers way before okc

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They left Seattle for bumfrick Oklahoma

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This. His legacy being defined by fricking Oklahoma is absolutely hilarious

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >move to Brockton MA for Amazon job from South Carolina
    >go from $9/hr to $18/hr and $5000 hiring bonus
    >manager brings up the Celtics before every shift
    >I pretend to be a basketball fan and diehard Celtics fan
    >hook up with a girl at a watch party for the first time
    >actually have numbers saved in my phone besides my parents and food delivery

    Best year of my life so far. I'll forever be a Celtics fan.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      welcome to the club

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know much about Bird but watched a bunch of the Paul Pierce era on YouTube. I might subscribe to NBA for a little while to watch Hardwood Classics.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >live in bay area
      >started hating nba when durant joined warriors
      >too autistic to even fake enjoying basketball to relate to how the entire region loves the warriors

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >B-B-B-B-BUT MEME CHUCKING REEEEEEEEEE
    Curry is the best player of the 10s. Better than LeBrick, Kobrick, Klown Durant and literally everyone to ever play the ball. Your favorite will never change how the game is played (unless he is Wilt). Your favorite will never break the shooting record. Your favorite would never be a star if he was 6'3" and under. Your favorite player will never have skills. Being physical does not need skills. Shooting like Curry needs skills. Something your favorite player will never have.

    Top 5:
    Stephen Curry
    Larry Bird
    Scottie Pippen
    Michael Jordan
    Magic Johnson
    6th would be Shaq, despite how much I think big players don't have any skills, Shaq's natural gift and dominance is one of a kind.

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