Just watched Black Mirror Beyond The Sea. What did you think about it? I liked it but seeing how old and ugly Kate Mara has become was unsettling and depressing.
Just watched Black Mirror Beyond The Sea. What did you think about it?
Just watched Black Mirror Beyond The Sea. What did you think about it? I liked it but seeing how old and ugly Kate Mara has become was unsettling and depressing.
oh my god shes part crash test dummy part monke
walled hard
They went back to their bri'ish roots.
lost
She looks exactly like the female monke from planet of the apes, the mark walhberg version
i would frick the shit out of that monkey though
except i want to frick that monkey but old kate is repulsive to me
LOUD monkey sex NOW
Do not insult monkee.
Josh Harnett and Jessie Pinkman look still great. Men bros this is gonna be our summer
josh hartnet looks like total shit and i thought he was jerry oconnell until i saw the credits
she looks malnourished. is she vegan?
Yes🙂
I was wondering why my coworker looked fine despite supposedly being on a vegan diet for about 10 years. Turned out he was eating meat "every now and then".
you only think vege is bad because you associate meat with being le manly and vege with being le gay and effeminate
Did Elliot Page mind broke her??
It was good. But a bit odd that you fill in alot of the gaps about how the frick they had that tech in the 60s, other than Netflix telling you it's an alternative past.
I think more could have been included in the episode seen how long it was other than some love story and painting
The first episode of Black Mirror Ive enjoyed since season 3 or so. Culkin cameo was kino
Is this the best episode of the season? It's the only one I've watched so far and it was mid. If the rest are even worse, I'll stop here
I liked "Joan is Awful"
"Mazey Day" was good as a standalone story
I like it but the whole build up was to something obvious. I thought at least he would spent time pretending to be his friend. And how stupid do you have to be not to give your wife a code word every time.
I like Joan is awful but I kinda found the quantum computer hit unnecessary.
I somehow don't remember mazey day and loch Henry surprised me at the end even if it was pretty boring. Good ending.
Demon 79 was decent but I can see how people would let politics ruin it
>Demon 79 was decent but I can see how people would let politics ruin it
It was terrible politics or not. Super lazy. Mazey Day might be the worst episode they have ever done. Loch Henry was dog shit too - they telegraph the twist so blatantly in the opening that I kept waiting for an actual twist or even a commentary about true crime kinos. But it was just a nothing story.
loch henry is the best. Shit is disturbing and unsettling as frick
It's the only episode I haven't seen. The others were so awful (except the quantum one) and this one is so long I can't be fricked.
I actually enjoyed the red mirror episode. The actual black mirror episodes seemed to range from ok to pretty good.
she monke
She was pregnant while filming and I think the baby was eating all her nutrition (especially on the vegan diet). This is her after giving birth a few months ago, looks way healthier and sexier at age 40.
>boobs
>feet
time to cum
Honestly my favorite Black Mirror episode because it felt nothing like an episode of Black Mirror. I wish they had done mire with the 60s scifi aesthetic tbh
Yeah, this season was pretty decent. Aron Paul is a good actor
Damn that's rough. Rooney is still a qt. How is Kate's ass holding up?
>mfw
I wish I can age as gracefully as Josh Garnett. He looks amazing for a 45 dude.
b***h got a sixhead now
0/10 episode
>NASA has no protocols for losing your replica
>NASA has no protocols for sharing replicas
>All characters make tropey "poor communication" choices in order to advance the plot.
They didn't finish the story. The last scene is Hartnett rolling a chair over to Paul with tears in his eyes, end of show. I assume Paul was going to kill Hartnett but I guess they decided to not end the story.
shillthread
worst season of Black person mirror by far with no redeeming qualities, pretty sure none of the original creators are involved anymore or merely collecting Nigflix checks
no point in getting into any of the major plot holes, absence of depth, wasted opportunities, Black persondom injected into every scene
what a waste
You're talking about this season or last season?
last season was okayish, grounded in somewhat believable reality, limited wokeshit
contrast with current year's cultural marxist demons, werewolves (high point of season ironically, yet major wasted opportunities) & robots
>Limited wokeshit
being forced to watch two black dudes kiss was worse than anything in the current season. There were two episodes I remember liking and one of them had fricking Hannah Montana in it.
she's starting to look less like a monke and more like a skull.
Monke is still very beautiful
Cinemaphile is gay
Is White Christmas the best Black Mirror episode? John Hammn is a fricking chad. Sad that he doesn't get a lot of work
Is that the kid from jumaji?
It was bad and seeing Kate looking rough made it worse. Fortunately I think that was sort of intentional, she didn't look so bad in what I've seen of Class of '09 (which isn't much because that show seems like a dud).
Brooker's story took the wrong turn at every possible narrative fork, starting with the hippies turning themselves in. We know nothing of their mission in space or why NASA can't relieve Hartnett or why they're too cheap to have extra robots.
It's wild that the affair didn't happen, he started in with his ace in the hole boob-grab-while-dancing move but was then rejected. I think a story where Hartnett's using the replica to have an affair and Paul has to figure it out, tricking his wife into believe he's Hartnett, could have been more interesting than what we got.
The ending as is makes no sense. He's murdered Paul's family and wants to have a little chat, but notice we see none of this chat? It's because Brooker doesn't know how to write that conversation, since really, there wouldn't be one. Now neither man has a reason to go home or even use the replica, and since Paul's family's killer is RIGHT THERE, Paul would not stop to chit chat, he'd murder the son of a b***h and either try to figure out the station on his own, or accept the consequences of his just revenge and die in space.
It starts off kind of interesting but providing zero explanation of what their mission is or why NASA is so comically inept was a sign of failure. "Joan is Awful" is the best one I've seen, don't know if I can watch the other two.
Why didn't they have the robots on the space station and the humans on the ground, It bugged the shit out of me so much
The episode has plenty of problems, but for this question, I think a justification is "A robot is more likely to fail in space than a human being". Remember how they kept them regularly exercising?
Also, if they lost connection with the station for whatever reason, there goes the mission, versus humans trapped in a space prison hopefully continuing to work. What that "work" is, we'll never know.
replicas had poor physicality. Jesse couldn't even chop firewood
Michael Jackson looking prostitute
She monke
wot if da telly wuz evil, fookin mennal innit?
My dick is so pussy starved that I am now finding her attractive lmao
>I find a beautiful woman to be attractive
Did you mean "bussy starved", dude?
Yall have shit taste. All the actresses were ugly af, the episodes were moronic. Somehow worse than seasons 4 and 5
Why were the robots on earth and the real people in space. Why not do it other way round???
because it wasn't the real earth. The astronauts were in space and they used a simulation to visit their fake families inside a computer.
there's no official canon with Black Mirror, only head canons and fan theories. it's always been like that
also checked
Then there'd be no reason for Hartnett to not get another replica. If it was just code, they already have a copy of it.
I almost like what you're going for, because that would mean that Hartnett not getting another replica was the kickoff of a test, and what happens on the ship is all that matters. We never even see what they're doing on the ship, they're seemingly just maintaining the thing.
But I've seen what Brooker writes and you're thinking far deeper than he ever does.
i watched the jesse in space episode yesterday and frick why does it had to be so fricking long
so far these 3 first episodes are mediocre at best, I'm gonna watch the last 2 pretending that these are outer limits episodes
Guys i really like monke but i don't know if i could ever return to monke