Just watched "the best movie of all time according to IMDB rating" and...

HOW THE FRICK IS THIS MOVIE RATED SO HIGHLY?? - not because it's a "bad" movie, but because it's a mediocre one. "Shawshank" is like a sewage pump for every idiotic Prison Movie cliché ever made:

>Every guard is a monster.
>The warden is religious, therefore Evil.
>Not a single prisoner is actually guilty, or if they are, they're so obviously redeemed that we're supposed to feel sorry for their unfair imprisonment.
>Murderers and sex offenders sit around in beatific awe as Opera plays over the loudspeakers.

Riiiight... The whole movie is so fake, so smarmy, and so condescending that it's no wonder that so many Americans, (with their odd addiction to fake, smarmy, condescending things) consider it their "favorite movie". I guess thinking for yourself is a burden to great for some of us to bear.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    seems like the plot was a little too complicated for you

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Saying this is the #1 movie of all-time is like saying McDonald's makes the best hamburgers. They're both palatable, predictable, inoffensive products that are easy to digest.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        #1 to normies

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >#1 to americans
          fixed 4 (you)

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s comfy kino

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not the best movie of all time but it is "solid" and there is nothing objectively bad about it, everything (story, cinematography, cast, music, etc.) just comes together and works. The Green Mile is the same.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >there is nothing objectively bad about it,

      except for how moronicly maudlin it is

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      pretty much this

      try and name a better movie for the title of best of all time than shawshank redemption. it's harder than it seems

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wtf. Forest Gump is better than this shit. Tarantino films are mostly better. Godfather. Goodfellas. Hell most Scorsese garbage.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Forest Gump fricking sucks, that's probably one of the most over rated movies of all time. Tarantino? Go back. Godfather 1+2 is better. Scorsese has a few good films

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          really?
          godfather with those practical effects and whole sicilian subplot?
          the rest are not even worth mentioning

          one could make a strong case for some of scorsese movies as being one of the best, but not one tells the story so good as shawshank redemption
          they are good, but shawshank is masterpiece

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            what's wrong with the practical effects?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's as terrible as the book. an extravagant and sacharine shitty "prison movie" coming from the mind of an author who wrote 50 pages describing an orgy of 12 year old children.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I love how that same book also ahs a novella about a young nazi and his mentor.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You sound insufferable.

    Please tell you your favorite movies

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    When you become a 30 year old boomer you'll understand son, yep they sure don't make them like this anymore *sips*

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The twist makes it overrated

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's the main character talking about deserving to get cheated on by his roastie wife because he didn't pay enough attention to her. If the genders were reversed, normies would be up in arms about misogyny.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, the film essentially told men that they deserved to get cucked if they left for an extended business trip, had a health issue or weren't always at the top of their game.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Decades ago when the imdb boards were still a thing a bunch of trolls created dozens of alts (it was easy to do back then) and got it to #1.
    Not sure why they chose that movie. Anyway those votes were never removed so it's just stuck there with an inflated score. If you check wayback it's been like that since 2005.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >redemption
    >main character was shown to be innocent
    >there was nothing to redeem

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >6666

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was the prison that got redeemed
      the prison is named shawshank

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"we were the lords of all creation."

    stfu homosexual you're drinking beer on a roof.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Escape from alcatraz was a much better prison movie. and it wasn't near woke as this one

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    stick to children’s media. you’re far too fricking stupid for anything else. maybe even children’s media.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd like to take moment to say that Barry Lyndon is the best movie ever made.

    Thank you for your time.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Facts. Morgan Freeman cast a spell on anyone lower than 100iq

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The best movie of all time is Con Air.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I don't like it here. I'm tired of being afraid all the time. I've decided not to stay.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    imdb is a joke. who cares what they think. probably shawshank redemption is on the catalogue of prime bought lincenses.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    guard is a monster.
    The chief is the only one shown to be a consistent piece of shit. The rest of the guards are generic, corrupt at BEST but not outright sadistic like the chief was.
    >>The warden is religious, therefore Evil.
    You're watching a Stephen King movie what the frick did you expect?
    >>Not a single prisoner is actually guilty, or if they are, they're so obviously redeemed that we're supposed to feel sorry for their unfair imprisonment.
    Holy frick you completely missed the point of that scene. They were making fun of Andy.
    and sex offenders sit around in beatific awe as Opera plays over the loudspeakers.
    If I was a prisoner surrounded by shit and suddenly opera started playing on the loudspeakers I'd be pretty baffled too.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I guess I just miss my friend…

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What really makes me sad is that it isn't possible to make this movie anymore. The idea that you can just escape from prison and go to some random costal town and live out the rest of your life without getting caught is something that you can't even imagine in the modern world of big brother watching everything and everyone being tracked a hundred different ways.
    Great movie btw, sure it's not perfect but no movie is. Tons of great actors doing a great job and it touched a lot of emotional beats. It's not my favorite but I could easily put it in my top ten.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What really makes me sad is that it isn't possible to make this movie anymore. The idea that you can just escape from prison and go to some random costal town and live out the rest of your life without getting caught is something that you can't even imagine in the modern world of big brother watching everything and everyone being tracked a hundred different ways.

      You would think that, but there are still thousands of missing people unaccounted for.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sure random joggers who never had a drivers license to begin with. But he was kind of a high profile case, well educated and known by a lot of people. His escape would certainly have put his face in the papers. Unless that town he went to was some 20 person city in the middle of nowhere I find it hard to believe that someone wouldn't have noticed who he was at some point.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s good but corny. Like The Eagles Greatest Hits or something.

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