Just watched the D&D movie. My thoughts? I want to have sex with Sophia Lilis.
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Just watched the D&D movie. My thoughts? I want to have sex with Sophia Lilis.
Just watched the D&D movie. My thoughts? I want to have sex with Sophia Lilis.
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I mean we're almost the same age. I need to put a white baby in her stat
She literally looks like an average school girl you morons. I can imagine her going to class and studying with other middleschoolers. Off yourselves you sick pedophiles.
>girl
>she
That boy is an ugly ape
Congrats now everyone in the thread know you're a gayet
she looks like a schoolgirl because she’s dressed like a schoolgirl you wienersucking milf
I was talking about her in general not just in Asteroid City you ephebophilic degenerate. She looks like a girl in her teen years and there is no way around that. The fact that she is dressed as a school girl in most of her movies and interviews just exemplifies how much her fanbase consists of sheer pedophiles and creeps, a demographic that significantly overlaps with Cinemaphile as it seems.
beauty is subjective and can be appreciated without sexualization. a painting or a sun set for example. your the one sexualizing her you perverted bawd.
She old enough for me to take her to a bar and daterape her later
As long as she keeps her socks on.
That's a man
Pedos must hang
Stop projecting,troon. She’s 21.
She was drunk off her ass that whole filming and they had to cut a lot of her stuff out because she was just constantly bumbling and slurring her way through her lines.
Hot
I want to sex the bald wizard b***h only
What are the horns for?
She is an ogre or something obviously
she's an animorph
Druid or something
handlebars
They're handlebars for rough face fricking
The Draenei maneuver.
She is a tiefling, that is to say, a human or elf that has demonic ancestry somewhere back when, which manifests in things like horns, tails, or odd skin colors.
Why did her outfit bare her armpits?
Armpit enthusiasts
Because Sophia is a pit bawd
Because i was involved in creative decisions
Oh, so you're a SAFEHORNY homosexual. You're saying you could have shown tummy, naval, cleavage, or at the very least bare arms, but you chose the part of the body that only mentally ill morons give a shit about.
She's a pit fiend
Daily reminder that druids cannot shapeshift into owlbears because they are a monstrous-type creature. 0/10 shit movie read the rules.
"Reminder" that her character sheet includes a specific exception to this.
which edition did they base it on? also, gms can make exceptions for chatacter concepts
she is some kind of custom spec'd character. She has a massive amount of wild shapes and no spells.
In 3rd ed there's a feat that allow that, if i remember correctly.
She doesn't seem to cast any other spells aside from shapeshifting, so perhaps she has specialized in her Wild Shape ability at the cost of spell slots
Honestly the rules aren't as important as a good story. As long as the characters fit within the roles they are given in the story the rules aren't important. My complaint is Simon. He's a sorcerer, so he can cast spells without memorizing them, but has to frick with a...dial? Except when he doesn't? No. Pick one and stick with it, or drop it entirely. That's the kind of bullshit the movie needed to fix. That and the idea that the Harper would waste his attacks against the red wizard by bonking her on the head with a lute. Stab that b***h when she casts and the problem is solved.
Yeah. I agree and think it was sloppy and almost unfinished in a lot of ways like that. It could have benefitted a lot from a script doctor and some people watching for consistency and verisimilitude.
Hitting with a lute is a cool visual but it should only happen if he's otherwise unable to get a better weapon that exact moment. It tells the viewer he's not competent at his job despite the narrative making him out to be someone they want back. Little things like that and the spelcasting as you pointed out.
The CGI for the shape-shifting was unfinished too.
The shape-shifting was the coolest idea, and yet the CGI was such bullshit. It had the bones to be great, but they just didn't commit to it.
what the frick are you talking about? "didn't commit to it"? Didn't commit to what?
The movie didn't commit to the script, or the world it was building. Forge's 'evil' was lying and nothing more. The fights were bloodless and toothless. Helga spent her time using random objects instead of her axe. The script went through multiple rewrites and it shows.
>Forge's 'evil' was lying and nothing more
And also treachery and complicity in attempted mass murder
Sorcerers have "Use Magic Device" as a class skill, that's why Simon uses that dial, he also uses the portal staff, and is ultimately able to attune to an artifact helmet because of it as well
The Bard bonking an enemy with his weapon is also pretty typical of Bard players
That wasn't UMD, that was a focus object. And my complaint isn't that it was used - it's that it wasn't used consistently. Some of his spells needed it, and the close-up you get of it shows multiple spells on it. But most of his spells don't need it. So it makes it feel like a leftover from an earlier script.
As for the lute: you're right, that's common of a bard, but only when they are out of other options. Bards are using their performances to boost the party or using magic. But really, none of that is the point. Look at how Harpers were presented in world. They were spies and warriors, defenders of good. And this former Harper went into battle with...a lute. Never used magic offensively in a fight, never used a real weapon, never used bardic performance. What DID they do, other than cry about being sad that their daughter didn't trust them? That's my problem with the lute bonk. Even a dagger slash would have worked. But the wizard fight was protagonist tossing bullshit to the highest degree: no danger, no investment.
>That wasn't UMD, that was a focus object.
It was a Chronicon lol
Honestly if I was the DM I'd allow it, because who cares if a Druid turns into an owlbear? Druids can break the game by turning into an elephant or a blue whale or a fricking dinosaur, and most of the best Druid spells aren't even shapeshifting, it's things like "controlling the fricking weather"
Also the bard's lute is reinforced with metal, that's why he can use it as a weapon.
Movie should have shown that.
>Star Wars exegol how could we have known that.jprg
He hit them with a lute and it didn't break, but instead knocked people out.
Yes, without explaining it in the movie. It came off as notable because multiple people thought it was an oversight ir immersion breaking.
Unless there's something in the movie showing the metal lute (maybe I missed it) the it's a valid, if small, criticism.
If you beat someone over the head with a lute and it doesn't break but actually knocks them out like it was a heavy object, you should be able to infer this is not a regular flimsy lute.
Why?
It's up to the movie to communicate it's details in the movie, not some wookiepedia tier explanation from somewhere else.
The movie was borderline cartoonish with some of it's action scenes. It's easy think they made an oversight given the rushed production and editing
That's great - why wasn't it communicated in movie? That's the problem. Even just Helga saying 'Why are you still using that when you have a perfectly good sword?' and him defending it, or mentioning the reinforcement. Anything.
SOPHIA LILLIS MUST BE BANNED FROM ALL BARBERS
ANY ACTION TOWARDS HER HAIR NEEDS TO BE CONTROLLED BY A CONSERVATOR
THIS IS NON-NEGOTIABLE.
...does that include her ... hair?
HER SMELLS MUST BE PRESERVED
What's happening to her face? Aging out of all her cuteness like elen page
Drinking tons of alcohol, partying a lot, slathering on maekup. Typical modern roasty behavior.
She's top cute, also not for lewd only for cuddle and hugs.
Did he deserve it?
No, and using his wings for flight without permission is assault.
Did she have a tail in the movie? I don't recall
Yes
I want to look into your eyes while you watch the movie and when you frick her I want to give your balls a good floppy toss around with a handfull of beef tallow infused with lavender oil. When you cum I would milk you into her no homo.
why does she refuse to grow her hair out?
I blame the hip hop
cuz she hasnt been walled yet and can still pull off short hair
She is a lesbian.
is this why she drinks? is she closeted?
No, she drinks because it is fun.
you’re a lesbian
short hair is easier to keep and she learned this after cutting her hair off for IT, after a lifetime of long hair
My favorite "game joke" was after they more or less rolled a 1 on the puzzle bridge and broke it, they just pulled a convenient magic artifact out of thin air in the random staff being a rod of portal, and in typical campaign fashion, the made up item to get the party out of a dumb dead end ended up being way more useful than the object they were actually there for.
ANYONE WHO CUTS SOPHIA LILLIS HAIR IS AN ENEMY OF THE STATE
you should make a wanted poster and send it to all barbers in Hollywood and new york, something like WANTED FOR DESTROYING CUTENESS DO NOT CUT THIS PERSONS HAIR. pdf would probably be pretty easy to email and use google maps to search for barbers. also, why is she so horny?
I might actually be drunk enough to do this one day.
As for your last question, have you seen her legs?
she has a great figure
kojima has great taste, joosten, andre mcdowell daughter, fanning girl, lea sedeux or w/e
He-hey Sophia, would you like to play Ba-Baldur's Gate 3 with me? You can be Shadowheart.
Did D&D make money at the box office? Or was that propaganda? If not, how much money did it make?
What if we were banging and she turned into a worm and climbed up my wee wee wouldn't that be funny. Haha
Based?
Be honest, does this pic make you lose attraction to her?
no i give zero fricks about a woman’s feet so long as they aren’t cloven, and i really don’t see the issue to begin with
>as they aren’t cloven
I mean...
you would turn down a soph gf because of feet? come now.
wtf mods
Justice for this footguy
Y'all be way out of handle lately. Forgettin' your frickin' ROOTS
shut the frick up you just deleted your own post to cry persecution
she cute
SHES ONLY 21 BUT LOOKS 15 YOU SICK FRICK
Kek I really do want to have sex with her bros I really do
I was ready to shit on this for being another shitty D&D shill thread.
But instead it's another shitty Sophia Lillis simp thread. I'm torn, because I like her, but I hate this movie. But then again I hate her threads because you gayaloons always make the exact same posts...
need cute tomboy monke ape with Foy
She's getting chubbier.
all according to my keikaku*
*keikaku means plan
MOTTO PANUKEIKU
This b***h hates me and my people! Frick her!
She hates /misc/tards, now I like her even more.
Now it’s time for a Malazan extended universe movie series. We need 16 main films across 32 years, with some room for spin-offs.