Just watched this, would have imagined a 40 year old virgin to not be able to talk to anybody or have friends.
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Just watched this, would have imagined a 40 year old virgin to not be able to talk to anybody or have friends.
>19 years to go before I become him
It’s over
He could have had sex at any time he just didn't want to.
this, it's practically impossible to be a 40 year old virgin if you have a social life and leave your house
yeah haha totally
I'm a 35 year old virgin actually. I've been getting out of the house this past year and have met people, I still don't see it as obvious or seamless that I will get laid, it will clearly take me sticking my neck out, which I've been doing.2
>this past year
that's not nearly enough, anyone with a friend group that goes outside will sooner or later end up interacting with datable girls and finding a girlfriend
>anyone with a friend group that goes outside
can also happen online, the most important thing is having friends
>the most important thing is having friends
Stop throwing yourself a pity party and make some fricking friends then mate
People say "just make friends bro" as if making friends (especially as an adult) isn't an incredibly difficult process.
Most people already have an established friend group as an adult. They're gonna be weirded out by some autistic loner trying to squeeze his way into their friend circle
Well then don't just rock up to a random group of people and act like an autistic loner.
Just go to a social setting consistently and talk to other regulars then arrange to hang out with them outside of that setting, that's how you make friends. It could be you frequent the local pub, gig venue, language class or anywhere else that has something that interests you.
You won't make friends by feeling sorry for yourself and isolating yourself and it'll do you good to spend time near real people and away from people on this Mongolian fishing forum
>Just go to a social setting consistently and talk to other regulars then arrange to hang out with them outside of that setting,
you truly don't get it do you
anons like that did those exact things in high school and college and still ended up with zero friends. try to talk to someone and only get ignored or one word answered. invite someone somewhere and just get ghosted or get passive "I'll see if I can make it" denials etc. and it's only harder after high school and college
It's not easy and it's harder if you're autistic. It won't over night but I promise you it's much better than shitposting on Cinemaphile and feeling sorry for yourself. At the very least you'll be out of the house
I am out of the house regularly, not a basmenet dweller
Fair play mate, wrong of me to assume you didn't leave the house much, seen many people on here who complained and never did anything to help themselves
this is like hearing a trust fund kid give advice on operating a lemonade stand to a homeless guy
just be popular bro
Most people learn this sort of thing from experience, not from taking the advice of others. Until you give it a try, none of it will ever sound like good advice.
>People say "just make friends bro" as if making friends (especially as an adult) isn't an incredibly difficult process.
so we agree, its not "impossible", its just "hard". well just give up then lmao
I used to have a pretty toxic friend group that certainly never met any girls.
As to meeting girls, flipping a girl from indifferent to interested is a skill, and it's so easy to fumble a girl that has shown interest too. These things are not easy if you're not a natural.
he didn't though - he went to work (where he avoided women) and went straight home
I was in my early 20s and went on a date with a girl and it was all going well but for some reason I can't remember, I wasn't really pressing the issue, we're back at my crappy apartment and she literally calls me out for not fricking her faster. Not making this shit up. I was going to but I guess I was going too slow.
>"You could've been more aggressive, y'know anon."
This exact convo before I fricked her. Frick you b***h, this modern culture has so many taboos and pseudo-rituals it's ridiculous how much shit I have to tiptoe around. Getting sex feels completely random to me, I literally have no advice for other anons.
you cant be serious
I'm social as frick, I have multiple male + female friends but still a virgin because I'm too scared to initiate
>I have multiple male + female friends
homie, you're gay.
I'm not a virgin but I'm basically an incel and have only hooked up with a couple of girls in my life at 33 years old. I've always had a good social life and am in good shape. Women are picky and have a ton of options, and I'm not a naturally assertive guy so they usually pass me over for a man who's more dominant.
When was the last time you got some?
Well were they hot at least?
>Women are picky and have a ton of options, and I'm not a naturally assertive guy so they usually pass me over for a man who's more dominant.
This is a story you've made up in your head and you're choosing to believe. Plenty of single women would like someone they can really connect with. Just not the type you find in bars
>Plenty of single women would like someone they can really connect with. Just not the type you find in bars
Exactly, I hate the kind of person who frequents a bar, but I don't see any other social venues where its acceptable to approach women
>Plenty of single women would like someone they can really connect with
Yes, and they only connect with dominant, assertive men. This is not news to anyone who knows anything about women at all
>Plenty of single women would like someone they can really connect with
lol women don't care about connections, they just say that to cope. They only "connect" with dominant men who frick them good.
Do "single women" actually exist? The stats show there are way more single men than women. They're all sharing the same guys.
lol you sound like some fat woman in her 30s who's trying to make excuses for why you're still single.
It genuinely scares me to my core to imagine being a virgin in my 30s. I can't imagine because I've gotten laid a lot since I was 18. It's one thing to be a loser at 30 and not have a career, but to never have sex? It's like being born as a joke, why even have a dick? It's practically useless, a literal genetic dead end. I rather be a loser with no career than have a career and have zero prospects of having sex or ever having children. It's so unimaginably dark to never have had sex or to have barely any sex, I don't even want to imagine waking up as that person.
It's really not that bad. Life is still worth living even though I never even kissed, let alone had sex
Don't you feel that inner drive/desire/fire to get laid? It's a humans only quantifiable, proven purpose for being alive, which is to procreate.
Exercise is practically a drug to me, it feels amazing, see
. It improves your mental health and makes you feel nearly physically complete. Lifting 2-3/week + cardio everyday will make you feel amazing, having a set sleeping schedule is amazing too. Even if you're not doing well in life, doing those things will improve your mental health and overall quality of life tenfold. Humans weren't meant to sit down all day and stare at a flashing screen, just go for a walk and be consistent and you'll start feeling an odd sense of gratitude for being alive.
>Don't you feel that inner drive/desire/fire to get laid?
Sure, but certainly not enough to actively pursue it.
>It's a humans only quantifiable, proven purpose for being alive
For me life is worth living even if life is just writing this post, honestly
>For me life is worth living even if life is just writing this post, honestly
Give yourself a chance, you need to get it man.
>you need to get it man.
Well. clearly I don't.
I work out every other day and I hate it tbh. It's like brushing my teeth, I do it because I have to.
Do you workout with music? I go for a 4 mile run everyday outside for ~35 mins and sweat a lot. Feels awesome, I wouldn't enjoy it as much if I didn't have music or a podcast to listen to.
Yeah that's what makes it bearable but I don't find it enjoyable.
>Don't you feel that inner drive/desire to get laid?
Not him, but no. I knew early on in adolescence that I'd likely never have sex or a girlfriend and would die alone by my own hand. 40 later this year. I've also been a chronic masturbator since I was about 11.
>I knew early on in adolescence that I'd likely never have sex or a girlfriend
That's the equivalent of playing anything competitive and saying "I know I'm going to lose", terrible mentality.
I love how this place is full of you boomer types and your "Hey, trying and failing is better than nothing" horseshit. Some of us were just meant to be alone. No amount of 'impr000ving' or holding frame or professional haircuts or eye contact or firm handshakes will change that either.
well not with that attitude
>try something
>go to prison for 30 years
cope
nothing's changed
boomer here, all the women my age are used up hags, and I'm too old to hit on girls in their 20's, so I'd advise you at least try mon frere
Black person, you're literally not even attempting anything, what do you expect?
>What's 1+..-
>I give up
Some of us have never had a chance.
i dont like exercising or working out or anything that requires a lot of psychical activity so id probably hate sex anyway
don't know if it helps anon, but I love exercising, working out and eating very clean and I'm still a kissless virgin
would really recommend working out and eating well though, go for it
You don't urinate?
I’m 30 and I’ve never had sex AND I don’t have a career.
thats my problem i almost never leave the house and when i do i never talk to anybody, what am i supposed to do go up to random women and creepily ask HEY BABY HUH HUH! WANNA HAVE SEX HUH HUH HUH HUH! also i live with my parents and am autistic and have no social skills so theres that too
I'm a 40 year old virgin (I've fricked escorts but I don't count those), I have a job, I interact with people, but I've no friends, AMA I guess.
you sound like me. i have one friend left, the last of the people still around from my teenage days when i had friends. never did figure out how to make new friends as an adult, its more awkward for me talking to new people as an adult than it used to be as a kid
>never did figure out how to make new friends as an adult, its more awkward for me talking to new people as an adult than it used to be as a kid
This is the crux of it, people just drift in and out of my life, I'll befriend people who have similar interests in a job etc. but once I move on I just lose contact. Also, I don't really drink, so I was never one for going out and partying.
As for dating, apps are a waste of time, the most mid girls have the most ridiculous standards.
>I'll befriend people who have similar interests in a job etc. but once I move on I just lose contact
Hello literally me
I'm probably on the spectrum, or more likely have a schizoid personality disorder, but I just cannot form relationships with people, and women can sniff that out, at least all the women I interact with can.
That said, I do have the curious luck of never meeting single women, 99% of girls I meet are in relationships, it's quite strange in terms of probability.
I'm 32 and i've never had a gf but i have a bf
Does that count as a virgin?
(I'm not gay btw)
It does when your "friend" group never hooks you up. I hate their gaslighting pretending I'm alright and will eventually get someone buy whenever I overhear single girls talking about our group I'm never talked about. If they'd just be honest that they like me because I can act moronic and make them laugh and that I'm an ugly loser who'll never have anyone in his life it'd hurt less
imagine having an adult friend group like that. I hope you are in college still
I'm at uni but no one seems to want to socialise so I just get my work done and go home
join clubs
living at home is a big mistake. Only something to be considered if you go for a graduate degree and already had all the undergrad fun
>If they'd just be honest that they like me because I can act moronic and make them laugh and that I'm an ugly loser who'll never have anyone in his life it'd hurt less
No it really wouldn't. You'd be here complaining about that if that were the case.
>whenever I overhear single girls talking about our group I'm never talked about.
I've experienced this too and it's fricking rough. I just got used to it and always knew none of them ever liked me.
I also remember a guy I was out with wanted me to tell these morbidly obese landwhales something and as I approached them they looked at me with a disgusted expression like I shouldn't be allowed to be in the same room as them.
>them they looked at me with a disgusted expression like I shouldn't be allowed to be in the same room as them.
Iktf
I literally heard a phone conversation between my friends and some girls looking to come over and the subject of discussion was how awkward I was to be around. These girls were brutal and my friend was trying to minimize. But they were right I was awkward to be around. I never forgot that. And I literally committed maybe 8 months to knowing roastie behavior, but more than that, not being a sperg autist. I'm still mad when I think about it tbh. I fantasize about some kind of revenge but I know it would do me no good. Best revenge is doing good, and that I have.
>It does when your "friend" group never hooks you up. I hate their gaslighting pretending I'm alright and will eventually get someone
Don't let this attitude destroy your friendships. I did and I regret it. I'm still a little bitter they couldn't just go to a bar with me a few times in the short interval when I wasn't a complete loser tho.
They were all 30+ adults I'd known since HS.
>have a social life and leave your house
and there's the hard part
he was a character in a movie, so it doesnt have to make 100 % of sense, that's why we all love watching movies and tv shows.
at the beginning of the movie he is about to have sex several times but a series of unfortunate events prevents him from ever getting it done.
That’s literally me. I’ve had so many opportunities over the last 15 years to have sex, but I’ve never actually fully completed the act. It’s always been due to a combination of performance anxiety, bad situation, and alcoholism.
*Technically* I’m not a virgin. But I definitely still feel like one.
how exactly am I supposed to get a social life when no one wants anything to do with me
This but because everyone will have grown to hate you and remove you from their life, so you aren't able to have a social life unless you lie
How does one arrange things with a prostitute?
Me this september
You sexhavers wouldn't understand
Based. You are welcome in our treehouse.
Why do incels and losers identify with a charismatic, attractive actor?
>charismatic
heh, he's fine but that's kinda forcing it
>be incel and loser
>also have no self-awareness
Many such cases
>Why do incels identify with and actor that has made several big incel roles
Truly a mystery.
Because they're low iq and brown
over his career he has played many characters that have no charisma and no b***hes
so he's like this anon
He has friends tho
Three more years bros
I'm a 30 year old incel (visited a prostitute so not a virgin) and i have friends and can have conversations. I'm just ugly and awkward so I make women dry as a bone. My only hope is statusmaxxing which doesnt look likely at this point but whatever.
>losing your virginity to a prostitute
I mean it's Cinemaphile so you do you but irl you can't live this down. Literally never tell anybody.
Obviously homosexual, I'm taking it to my grave.
That prostitute is likely somebody's mom.
Just say you banged some dude's mom.
Why is having sex with a prostitute embarrassing, but watching porn,twitch and OF is fine with normies
Clown world
My life is as standard as anyone else really, minus the women being interested part.
Finished college, work in a group oriented job, go to the gym, go out/travel with friends from time to time, play and make music etc. Just normal stuff like most people, only that females reject any and all my advances at every stage of my life, obviously.
Never even kissed, let alone got laid. 29 years old.
>go out/travel with friends from time to time
do friends know about your lack of romantic success?
Anyone who is actually close to me for any longer period of time definitely knows.
The thing is that pretty much no one wants to open that can of worms and deal with that baggage so they almost never talk about it directly, except for the rare fleeting drunk moment where someone asks how come you don't have a gf/get a gf, but even in those moments they never go into any details and basically sort of accept me as is, which I appreciate.
Same. I can get along with women fine platonically but the second sex/romance is put on the table they are repulsed.
these threads are as shitty as druk threads. go whine about your lameness somewhere else
Make a /seethingaboutincels/ general
Anons like him already do that in every thread.
>Hi, r/television, can I get advice on women?
every fricking time
I hear a lot that if as you age, so long as you stay fit it becomes ridiculously easy to get laid
Is that a meme?
When does that age come?
t. 29 yo Cinemaphile virgin
You also have to have social skills you silly goose
No it's a meme. Your options shrink as you get older.
Yes it's a meme. If you weren't fricking a different girl every week when you were 20 you won't when you're 30 unless you have a complete metamorphosis into Chad or you're willing to become a sugar daddy.
Prime age to frick is 17-24 imo after that it gets really fricking rough, especially in your 30's.
I understand you're lil' annoyed but try not to objectify people
Sort of. It's not going to be easy to bang hot college girls. But women get desperate when they hit 30. That, and their standards change. I was always the responsible stable guy, so I was a virgin until senior year of college. But then you get older and women your age want a responsible stable guy so they start throwing themselves at you. Of course I don't want a woman like pic-related, and a lot of women are fat by 30, but if you don't mind that then dating can be easier. I've had women who rejected me 10 years ago that now try to date me.
Also you learn what women actually want, so in college I was naive enough to believe feminists who said women wanted to be treated like equals whereas now I know that women just want a dominant man to take charge. I've had some success with women in their mid-20s and I think that's a combination of me being well off (I have a house and a good job) and me just having enough experience to know what women actually want
I really don't even see the point in dating women after 25. By 30 you are running the clock against crazy. Hook up with a high school or college girl, but after that its a crap shoot because who ever is left may be hot but they have a shit personality.
thats just sth you read on Cinemaphile. its not real
I was 27 , my wife 30 when we married. 4 healthy kids and 12 years later, we are still happy.
>that quote
holy shit
She said it. She actually went and said that women should ride the wiener carousel until they find a beta provider to leech from. And his reward is getting to experience her “strong, opinionated” side. That’s so depressing.
reminded me of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vI4QmhGHZbU
>I only had sex with 12 men before this so I was totally inexperienced
Jesus, women out here fricking 12 different dudes and thinking that's basically like being a virgin
>I want a kind, intelligent man who is loyal and family-oriented
no you don't
>It's really hard to find a loyal honest nice guy these days
LMAO, probably because you reject any loyal honest nice guy in favor of sucking some random dude's dick
Why do people keep trying to feed me oats and whole apples?
b***h fricked 5 different dudes in one day and has 9 guys on speed dial and expects loyalty
it's like marrying a public toilet
>It's not going to be easy to bang hot college girls.
what's the point of being alive
>sandberg
>that quote
Spoken like a true cum dump. The whole "settling down" thing is a meme, women are in their gigacope stage in life at 30 where their ego is still inflated from fricking 30 chads a few times that they still believe they deserve it when they're actually straight up balding and their skin is starting to sag. Their biological clock is telling them to shoot out some babies making them extra horny and desperate, so they start noticing the guys they've never noticed before.
Yes it is a meme, unless you're rich over 6'0 wide frame fit keep your hair don't have bad skin don't have any physical health issues pop up live in an area with a lot of singles are sexually attractive and experienced already make over 120k are fashionable educated charismatic socially outgoing strong and charming.
If you have all those you got laid in your 20s.
It is never ridiculously easy to get laid for men, I have seen gigachad strike out with a 6/10. Women are fickle and the sexual selectors and will abandon you in the early phases of the mating process that is human social interaction for whatever they please however they please.
Gunning for younger women requires you to still compete with younger men in addition to men your own age, and women your own age often already have children or many, many issues they've accumulated by 30 or so so for a lot of men the only options are being some fricking stepdad or dealing with some utterly insane batshit mental patient.
If you're poor yeah. Should have worked towards a career moron
Who said I had to settle? I make more money than you and inherited millions lol, I'm probably taller too.
If you are willing to pay for it yes you can get lots of pussy
If you have your own place, a stable income, and are taking care of yourself, then getting laid shouldn’t be too hard. Those are the 3 most basic factors the average female looks for in a romantic partner.
>Just watched this, would have imagined a 40 year old virgin to not be able to talk to anybody or have friends.
Had my first girlfriend at age 40. After really trying and getting nowhere at age 38 and 39, I just gave up when Covid hit and everything shut down.
Then out of nowhere, girl just gave me her number and I followed up from there. Our paths had crossed a few times and I'd always sensed an attraction. After a few months I dumped her and just reverted back to old me.
Happily ever after.
israeli movie, like all other sex comedies
All the women worth marrying are already taken by the age of 25. Things are grim.
I met a moronic loser through Cinemaphile once, homie was a 26 year old virgin and didn't have irl friends.
I don't feel sorry for him, he's a backstabber.
I think many people just avoid this movie and think its some kind of american pie tier comedy. Actually really warm movie about how sex crazed the world around him is, and how it feels clownish to man who never really got it, because he took no pressure. Only his wacky friends were pressuring him and thats a good thing too. Few movies give such happy time for such grim sounding premise.
The movie is about this but it also does hammer home that Andy is developmentally stunted in his own way and should have sex. He should just have it on his own merits in a way that makes him happy and fulfilled.
a more realistic version of this is he never tried because he was terrified of being accused of sexual assault or rape.
The movie was filmed in 06? 07? This was before Cinemaphile melted the brains of entire generations who indeed do nothing but shitpost on Cinemaphile unlike him who hung out with his coworkers and did volunteer work etc.
Only girl I talk to already has 17 bodies. Last time I got laid was 6 years ago. It’s fricking over for me, by the time I get married my wife would have been a ran through prostitute.
you wanna know how i know you guys are gay? because you're replying to each other ever so gently
"Just go outside", "just talk to people" is literally meaningless advice. You don't randomly walk up to people and strike up a conversation, if you had such great social skills you wouldn't be struggling with getting a girl in the first place. The closest thing to that kind of approach happens in clubs at 3 am, which is extremely trashy and, again, you're probably not going to clubs let's be real.
Nowadays people only meet at school, on the internet or through friends in common. If none of these work for you I'm sorry to say you're better off hoping for a miracle.
The thing that killed it for me when looking through dating profiles, was reading one where a girl expected you to have friends. It was at that moment I realized what a joke "just talk to girls" is.
I have very good friends, but not because I choose them, but because I have few of them and remain dedicated to them. I'm not hunting down friends just for social prestige or to get bogged down in interpersonal drama that women in friend groups are so good at drumming up.
Dating sites women aren't real women, they're sentient trashcans from a different dimension
i think "just talk to them" is all older guys can say because that's really how easy it was. literally every boomer marriage story is "i got breakfast, said hi to the waitress, and we got married." they can't tell us anything better because they never had to learn anything, no generation of women has ever been this bad
>no generation of women has ever been this bad
at what?
All I remember from this movie is the one lady's nice pepperoni nipples
I am just an incel because I am a MtF repper.
I'm 4 years away from this movie, I have IRL friends, go to some parties and make $300k
interacting with normies is really easy, since they're the engine that invite you places, all you need to do is wear agree and go, wear a normie mask and make some shitty jokes. No one gives a shit about you
>Watched
Who needs bots when subhuman spergs post the same threads every day.
I'm sure you are familiar with what I'm about to say then, post Groundhog Day related posts in the related threads. Thank you, see you in 2,000 years.
Im 25 no friends, no job, live with my mom and even I've gotten laid and have a gf
are you one of those wastes of skin who pretend to be attracted to fat blobsters in a pathetic attempt to hide the fact that you're so desperate you'd frick a whale? you can talk about "slampigs" all you want, you're eating shit and calling it iced cream.
Nah my first time I had sex was with a cute latina on bumble. As long as you are decent, you can liemaxx your way into pussy. Just tell them you are professional pilot and act charming on the date. Obviously if you want a real relationship this isn't going to work.
>Just tell them you are professional pilot and act charming on the date.
We're approaching levels of doubt we didn't think possible.
Its true, they even made a movie about it called The Tinder Swindler
I know guy can lie their way into women's pants, but this
clownasarus certainly didn't
>liemaxx
Cringe
>Just tell them you are professional pilot
>My job? why I am a pilot of course.
>Who do i fly for? why the CIA
>Yes, i am a pilot for the CIA
>I fly and also make the flight plans
>I fly mostly to central Asia, usually in low altitudes
>the tail number of my plane?
>BIGGUY4U
How did you not have the balls to put yourself out there in school years, get a date, and go for a kiss but you have the balls to sleep with escorts?
Dealing with negotiations, STD risks, pimps, robbery setups, etc. sounds a million times more stressful
not to mention its highly illegal. Asian massage parlors all have CCTV, you need to "verify" your ID card or linkedin with a prostitute, etc. Risking criminal charges
this is a really good question.
and the answer is that these guys AREN'T guys who just so happen to not be that great looking, are shy, and don't have the best social skills, but they're otherwise pretty good guys.
the real answer is that they're radicalized fricking creeps who spent too much time on Cinemaphile and took it too seriously, and now they hate women and women can tell they're dangerous.
>terminally online virgins? on MY r/television?
I don't hate women or anyone really.
yourself?
Not even myself, no.
I am not ecstatic about my situation of course, but most definitely no hate, life is still worth living
are you on antidepressants or anything?
sorry brother, i genuinely wish the best for you. hope you get whatever is holding you back figured out. keep your head up and keep a good attitude and things'll go your way eventually.
>are you on antidepressants or anything?
Nope, no pills of any kind. I also don't drink and don't do any drugs.
All the best to you as well.
>the only reason any man can be lonely is if he’s a radical misogynistic terrorist!
just world fallacy
Women like dangerous guys though so that's not it
they want a guy who rides a motorcycle, not a fat smelly semen-crusted rapist
Exactly my point. Glad you figured it out
I did have the balls to do that I just failed. Also escorts aren't that scary, it's not like Taxi Driver lmao
it's simple. escorts can't really say no because they're being paid, and that alone makes them less scary than just asking girls out. rejection is like a fate worse than death for these guys (i would know, i'm one of them)
an escort will frick you good and leave. With some other broad, you have to play what feels like some intricate bomb defusal social game where you have to come up with the right words with the right amount of charm and good delivery to talk her into falling for you
Frick women, get a hooker and focus your energy on actually improving your life instead of walking holes.
Almost 41 year old kissless virgin here. Had a long distance girlfriend recently who I was online friends with for almost 20 years. We basically don't exist to each other anymore. Never really had any other friends, at least none worth mentioning. Don't even care anymore. Plan on checking out as soon as both of my parents are gone. Until then I'm just going to enjoy the solitude and play vidya.
>Plan on checking out as soon as both of my parents are gone.
i'm right there with ya. i'm 39 yr old virgin, and i plan on getting assisted end of life services soon, since i'm too chicken shit to just shoot myself.
lucky bastard where do you live that euthanasia is an option?
here in zogmerica they want you to pay up until the last breath
>here in zogmerica they want you to pay up until the last breath
i live in america, and that's the problem. i'm looking at canada, but they only accept citizens.
I hate c**ts and would rather stay at home and drink than go to noisy places outside. I have one friend and tolerate doing things with him once in a while but don't really get anything out of it.
Women always do some fake babytalk thing with their voice and it makes me want to beat them.
I'm 30, make low six figures, had lots of friends in college (that I'm still in touch with on a several times a week basis, though long-distance) and I am a virgin. I stopped trying to meet women a couple of years ago.
were you the shy kid who never put himself out there through decades of co-ed school? Did you try to get laid at all in high school and college?
I was homeschooled and grew up in rural areas. My mother didn't want me getting a "secular" education. My first few years of college were spent learning how to socialize. My last two years I tried a little bit but not much. I have fooled around with a few women though.
I think the problem is that people aren't exactly "sex starved" and instead is more like they are "love starved"
And Sex =/= Love
Shut the frick up woman
i blame society
This thread never gets old
it sucks because this is a really great comedy but these threads are just depressing
It has a couple of funny scenes, but most of it is just bad. Long rambling scenes with dumb stuff like
"I need to by a lot of pot because I want to be stoned for my entire vacation."
It's like a bad improv set where they forget to make jokes.
my mom died when i was ten so that fricked me up mentally i skipped several ye<rs of school just sitting at home i don't have a degree, no nothing and i can't change habits that are a decades old
not with that victim mentality you can't
no i mean that habits are very hard to break, not that i am a victim
no, you said you can't do it. as soon as you said that, you were right. you've given up. and you started off your statement with the excuse of your mom dying however long ago. that sucks and i feel for you, but bad shit happens to everyone. you're holding onto it and using it as an excuse to be lazy. i know habits are hard to break, everyone knows that. i've struggled with addiction and my only sibling is dead. your brain will work against you but you have to interrupt it whenever it does that. you stay positive and try to improve yourself constantly. when you frick up with your habits you're trying to build, you don't start over next month, or next week, or tomorrow. you begin again immediately.
>dude just fix all your long term personal problems and you life will get better
headbutt the nearest moving vehicle homosexual
See? You gave up and act like it's impossible. It always will be for you because you're weak.
not him homosexual, I just find your empty advice insufferable, go back to throwing money at e-prostitutes on twitch or whatever it is you do, because it's certainly not interacting with women.
what a whiner. My dad killed himself when I was like 13 and I went back to school the next monday
I can see why he did it.
>Omg something bad happened to me, must forfeit my whole life sitting at home being sad
woman moment
who are you quoting, loser?
I always found it was women who got over having their boyfriend or husband die and it's men who grieve by the grave alone forever.
My problem is that I'm addicted to having sex but after the moment i coom i need to feel the emptyness
With the sheer volume of Simps and Orbiters that inhabit these boards there's no fricking way any of the guys in the thread who say their having sex are telling the truth, just admit you inadequacies, there will be more dignity in it.
thanks for all the platitudinous fortune cookie tier advice, normiegays
we're all on Cinemaphile, we're all fricked up.
but you can be a frickup and give up - be pathetic and feel sorry for yourself and don't try and be negative and things will get worse and worse for you. nobody wants to interact with people like this, not even other Cinemaphileners.
or you can be a frickup and do the best you can - these guys will at least do alright for themselves. the little platitudinous shit actually works: going outside, getting regular exercise, eating better, thinking positively, interacting socially, doing things that are hard, etc will actually make a difference.
i'm going to leave you with a quote:
Marriage is hard. Divorce is hard. Choose your hard.
Obesity is hard. Being fit is hard. Choose your hard.
Being in debt is hard. Being financially disciplined is hard. Choose your hard.
Communication is hard. Not communicating is hard. Choose your hard.
Life will never be easy. It will always be hard. But we can choose our hard.
Pick wisely.
>blah blah blah on and on and on
You're a woman, aren't you?
Your failures are entirely your own
Sometimes. Sometimes not
>Marriage is hard. Divorce is hard. Choose your hard.
I choose being alone
>Obesity is hard. Being fit is hard. Choose your hard.
I choose not being fat nor a gymcel
>Being in debt is hard. Being financially disciplined is hard. Choose your hard.
I choose not being in debt or having any large financial obligations
>Communication is hard. Not communicating is hard. Choose your hard.
Not commucating is the easiest thing ever, not hard at all.
>I choose being alone
>Not commucating is the easiest thing ever, not hard at all
can you frick off already then?
We made the same choices brother. It's never just this or that, there's always a third way.
I have to ask for posterity, do you mean for me to choose my HAND?
you should put that on a bumper sticker, you homosexual.
Fear Knocked at the door, faith answered, no one was there.
These threads always turn into blaming women and society. Plenty of people are having sex. You are just short or ugly or fat or goofy or awkward or really poor (most likely a combination of these).
It’s hopeless for you. But let’s be clear, it’s your genetics, not anyone else’s fault.
I know it's my fault. I don't blame anyone else.
Some people are just meant to live and die alone, it is what it is
>These threads always turn into blaming women and society
gee i wonder why
>TikTok is my gospel, that's how red-pilled I am
You can ignore it all you want, but don't pretend like social media doesn't affect women's views/values. It's not 2004 anymore, "the internet" isn't just for nerds.
>Most people learn this sort of thing from experience
My only experience with girls is being despised, ignored, and rejected. One or 2 times a girls tried to get me to do her homework for her.
>My only experience with girls is being despised, ignored, and rejected
How old are you and give examples.
I'm 40
>give examples (so I can laugh at you)
No. But what really changed was starting Middle School. Before then, I'd get along with some girls, not with others. Middle School, they ALL hated me, they went out of their way to mock and belittle me when I was just minding my own business. This abated in HS, so I got my first rejections. It's tough to just cold approach girls because they avoid you and you don't get a chance to "get to know" them. This ineptly screenshotted post is pretty accurate, girls hit puberty and join the hivemind
So you literally have no experience with women outside of middle school and high school? And you’re afraid of someone making fun of you on Cinemaphile?
Are you really not just some idiot teenager? Because if so, then you’re clearly some type of thin-skinned snowflake who was NGMI. You’re an outlier— definitely not the average male by any means.
>You can ignore it all you want, but don't pretend like social media doesn't affect women's views/values.
It clearly affects yours.
i think the more important thing is that it affects women, not anon
Affects them how, exactly?
their views and outlook on the world, and consequently their behavior
This isn’t really an argument, anon. People who browse Cinemaphile are also significantly affected by the shit they see and read. If you think the content on TikTok is somehow “worse” for them than the content on this website, then I’d argue that you’re sorely mistaken. If anything, Cinemaphile reinforces those very toxic ideas that you seem to believe are responsible for ruining your own chances with women.
Chicks like that just enjoy bragging. What proof is there that she’s not entirely full of shit? I was a bold-faced liar in high school. The amount of stupid things I would lie about to make myself look/feel better was astounding. Some immature, attention hungry c**t saying she’s got 15 boyfriends in 15 different states does not necessarily make it frickin’ so!
it's not whether she's lying or not, it's that tens of thousands of girls watch her video and are groomed into thinking it's normal to be fricking 12 guys every week
Her lying about it *is* the point, anon. It’s a fantasy. People who aren’t moronic or who don’t hang out with other morons discover this for themselves. Some bawd on TikTok isn’t going to be the idol of a high quality female in the first place.
>some bawd on TikTok isn’t going to be the idol of a high quality female in the first place.
youre right here - its a hidden blessing because it makes it easy to identify low quality women. It's just demoralizing how many of them are on tiktok/insta all day every day
most zoomer women are on tiktok, anon
We have the right to be angry just like women have the right to be angry we exist
Reminder
i hate that this roastie is right
>h-heh, y-you'll regret it when you're o-older
is cope of the highest order
It depends on how the woman ends her baddie/hoe phase. If they're able to do it and find a stable partner to end up with why the frick would they regret it when they got to have their cake and eat it too? Where as if they end up as a single mum with kids they absolutely will regret at least the events that led to that scenario.
I'm pretty sure someone looked into this account and found she posts on a subreddit for depressed alcoholics
I became a wizard so I started reading romance novels as a proxy. I feel all warm and fuzzy when I see two characters I like finally get together. Sometimes I look up the endings to make sure nothing upsetting happens. I've dropped some books because I found out they had a tragic ending where the leads didn't get together or one on them died
That is certainly a reaction
This made me very sad. I hope you're ok anon.
t. a year off being you
>I became a wizard
>that tier list
deserved
>I became a wizard so I started reading romance novels as a proxy. I feel all warm and fuzzy when I see two characters I like finally get together.
You became a woman.
Last year I got my first girlfriend at age 25 and I ended it after two months. It was like dealing with a child 80% of the time and I couldn't take it. She never wanted to do or say anything interesting even when I tried appealing to her own hobbies. It was exhausting and the potential for sex wasn't worth it.
Frankly I don't know if I'd ever try dating again. Some people are meant to be alone.
I have ED so knowing I can't frick a woman takes a lot of confidence away, not that I had much more prior to that.
I also don't want to take pills for it as with my luck I'd probably have a heart attack.
Post that webm of the 86 year old man that breaks down and sobs that he's still a virgin because he never learned how to dance.
I larp as a kissless mid 30's virgin in these threads just to demoralize people. I'm actually in a relationship with a woman who loves me even though I don't really care much for her.
arguably more pathetic than being a mid 30s khv
>be more pathetic than a mid 30s khv
>still have a girlfriend
What excuse will incels find next?
larping as a loser is fricking weird bro
you're clearly doing it wrong, it feel better around my fellow incels
that's very interesting man, tell me more about your life
Why is this thread up everyday now
If you are still a virgin get a hooker now
Then get a 19 year old sugar baby and pretend she is your gf
If a hooker is my only option then I'd honestly rather die a kissless virgin
its way better than jerking off and you'll get some practice
Would literally rather die a kissless virgin
I'm nearly at the age a man expects his kid to move out. I've never felt the touch of a woman. I've accepted and moved on from this in my late 20's. Life is good if you're too autistic to have had a family/wife anyway.
>I'm nearly at the age a man expects his kid to move out. I've never felt the touch of a woman.
This should be a song. Or a poem. Or the opening lines of a movie.
>go out on Friday and yet again strike out with a couple of girls
>feel depressed the whole weekend
>spiral looking at demoralisation thread after demoralisation thread
>check social media of girl I had a thing for a few years back
>she's got a new boyfriend who looks like a literal mong, way uglier than me
>sudden injection of lifefuel
We're gonna fricking make it lads, I'm leading the charge from today let's go, round 10342. We're not letting them frickers win.
People put too much emphasis on the sexual side of things. True social exclusion goes waaay beyond that. You lose access to information and opportunities that other people have and it becomes harder to even get a job.
This shit is nothing.
>25 years old
>already getting hard to find women without tattoos or who doesn't want to spend every other weekend at a stupid rave
I didn't really care about this stuff at first, I just put my head down on developing my career, but I've realized it actually is a race to snatch the least damaged women while they're still available.
By the time you're 30, just like how the men that are left are shy autismos, the remaining women are pudgy headcases.
>the remaining women are pudgy headcases
here's a secret: the taken women are pudgy headcases by their 30s also
and the men too actually
What’s wrong with raves?
>He still has standards
I'm just trying to find a girl that doesn't have a boyfriend
>inb4 they're lying to you to get you to frick off
I always check afterwards and they do indeed have boyfriends
I didn't mind being a virgin until now 34 is really frankly embarrassing and each year I age past 34+ more makes virginity look 100x worse; ages 33, 32, 31 are all huge improvements compared to 34 give it up loser era. I'm tempted to hold out for 35 because the number is cooler.
Should I wait? Need advice
Forget fixating on sex, do you know how much harder it is to make friends at 30+? homie everybody my age disappeared, social gathers are 20+ c**ts and younger. Do 30s just give up and stay home/married? Frick that
It's North American women that's the problem. Women from any other place in the world are easy to get laid with.
I wish.
t. yuro kissless virgin
>22
>virgin
>grew up on a farm
>still living on a farm because I enjoy having my own garden and food
>have a nice frame due to spending a lot of time doing physical labor on the farm
>still excercising regularly
>most women are leaving the countryside and moving to the city
Damn, I really enjoy living in the countryside.
movie is not that good.
it came out 18 years ago, name 5 funnier movies since
scary movie 4
hangover
superbad
burn after reading
cuck
i'll give you 1/5 for Superbad
>be fat manlet
>have cute gf that I don't even want
>prefer being an incel NEET
>have been with her so long that we live together and breaking up would be a hassle
It's all so tiresome.
I imagine how unrealistic it was at the time, now it's very possible.
I'm 34 and a virgin. Due to health issues since I was 13. I didn't produce testosterone due to head injuries (long explanation, no, it isn't solely in your balls) and didn't get replacement until I was 26. But due to other health issues, I am essentially bed ridden. So, no sex. No nothing. I've kissed girls (or more specifically, girls have kissed me) and I've touched boob and see girls fully naked and they've not covered up. But I am a virgin and I will likely die one. To walk I need to talk morphine. So going to a club or party or even just out is painful and means limit on drinking. I can't drive (despite being entitled to disabled badge due to my issues) and learning would be very painful (technical I can drive, like I can physically do it and know how to do it, just not legally or well) and finally nobody wants to talk to a guy who is doped up on morphine unless they're an addict who wants a hit of your stuff.
If you're in your 20's and crying about being a virgin, go out, talk to women, go to parties, get drunk, find a drunk girl, you'll get laid.
that's so god damn hilarious i hope it's true
I hope this Chad makes you guys who are just lazy frickers wake the frick up
>go out,
>everyone is silently staring at their phones
>talk to women
>fluoride stare, one word answer, back to phone
>go to parties
>everyone silently staring at their phones
>get drunk, find a drunk girl, you'll get rape charges
>ftfy
>go out, talk to women, go to parties, get drunk, find a drunk girl, you'll get laid.
why? i don't feel like doing it
You're not going to get laid sitting in your room all day unless you pay somebody to come do it.
Thank you laughing at my suffering. I appreciate it. The irony is I won literally beauty awards and was offered modelling contracts as a kid (and like a moron, declined it as I just wanted to play games). Born with beauty, get fricked with being a sports chad and head injuries. Also I'm 6'4.
Yeah man that always happens. You won't do shit staying home. They won't come to you, homosexual.
are you ever upset your parents let you play rugby or american football in high school since you got your brains bashed in and ended up somewhat crippled?
My dad's a doctor, my mother also in med field. They're obviously sad I am like this. Also it was rugby. I also played football (soccer), basketball and field hockey. Rugby and basketball for school, football for team and field hockey for team. Got hit in head with hockey balls, elbowed in head in basketball, obviously hit in head in rugby. Got into fights with dickheads too. Which we think prob is a major part of it all kek.
Anyway, point is, going out if you're perfectly able to and meeting women is not hard. For me, it is hard. Because it hurts and taking enough morphine to cover the pain makes interaction shit, at least with people you don't know. No friends, as they all moved on. I was going to med school but collapsed in exams and as such flunked them.
Point is, you're not going to meet a girl who wants to frick your brains out by sitting on the internet all day. You have to actually talk to them and meet them IRL. Your e-girlfriend might meet up if you're lucky, but you're not gonna get your dick wet if you don't meet up. So meet up. Soon you'll be 30, then 35, then 40, then 45. Time goes past so fricking quickly. COVID started 5 years ago. That's how quickly time has gone.
Hell, even I go out as much as possible, even if it hurts. But dating is out of the question and most don't want some guy who is essentially dependent on assistance.
So, point is, don't be lazy or scared. If you want to go out. Do it. Girls, surprisingly, want to frick. Don't waste your youth like I did for frick sake. Jesus Christ.
I don't really care about all the girl stuff just intrigued by your story. You seem like a good dude good luck take care
makes it even worse, which makes it funnier. you ever want to die? i figure if i was in your position i'd want to be dead
I did at one point, but then got my test fixed up and suddenly I started caring about shit. Which is why the whole transgender shit baffles me. Being low test is miserable as a dude, I dunno why people would want to willingly gothrough with that if they're not mentally unwell. Existential crisis kicked in and suddenly death seemed like something not worth hastening. I'm going to die anyway at some point. I want kids but replacement makes me sterile for as long as I take it. Should really start working out....
Thanks man, I've told it a few times on Cinemaphile, Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile. I honestly want people to be happy and enjoy themselves and I can confidently say, lying in bed for 13 years (not completely, obviously) might sound cool and no work might sound awesome but shit does it get depressing when you look in the mirror and realise you don't get that time back.
Then again, this is Cinemaphile, where people regularly troll the board by going 'lol you didn't experience love in high school' so maybe trying to encourage people to be better here is a waste of effort. Good luck to you and stuff.
hell no does staying in bed for 13 years (even not completely) sound cool, sounds like shit. bedsores and muscle atrophy. it's cool until you want to do anything manual and find quickly you're inept. i might've misread your predicament, as i'd assumed wrongly you'd been damn near bedridden or high off your head with no inbetween. long as the good doctors keep providing, keep going
I suffer from autoimmune arthritis and fibromyalgia. I had a massive flare up after taking a medication that changed my life. For a good while I could hardly walk and everything was painful. My coworkers tried to get me fired and my ex lost respect for me and even called me a cripple when we had a fight. It took me years to find the right medication and now I'm somewhat better but still suffer from pain 24/7, can't drink and have to lie down all the time.
Hang in there fellow cripplebro, life gave us a hard kick in the nuts but it is what it is.
What do you take for fibro?
Pregabalin for the overactive nervous system.
I also got prescribed metaxalone recently, it's a muscle relaxer but i take it sparingly. Also zolpidem to get a good night's sleep.
>go to parties, get drunk, find a drunk girl, you'll get laid
and then sent to prison because doing anything with a drunk girl now is seen as literal rape, even if you're also drunk
6 more years to go
>haven't had sex since 2016
Does your virginity grow back?
It sure feels like it sometimes.
>nearly 30
>HS dropout
>leave home to go to work
>live with parents and siblings
>porn
>tall so my problem is not putting myself out there and staying at home
reminder that in 2020, a study on 10,000 people showed that 1/3 men were sexless over the past year while barely 1/5 women were sexless.
We are not alone, bros. Soon the number will be 40%, then 50% and so on and so on until something reaches a breaking point.
>Lack of pussy is the root fricking cause of all global instability.
IF YOU ARE MALE, AND YOU ARE UGLY ITS OVER.
IF YOU ARE MALE, AND YOU ARE HANDSOME LIFES ON EASY MODE.
ITS ALL ABOUT SKULL SHAPE AND HEIGHT.
NOTHING ELSE MATTERS
No one owes you sex just like no one owes you anything else in life. Life is unfair, stop thinking like a communist and do something about it.
Wrong. Love is obligatory.
Also
>le commie ?
Die pig die
I know it's pathetic cope but I'm genuinely so handsome to women that I constantly get compliments, but I'm just so addicted the internet. I get my socialization from Cinemaphile, I got porn, I got video games.
I just hate the idea of a club, and there's no other places to socialize with strangers. Few times I got laid were off tinder and that app is so broken now.
I know I can get laid ... I'm just lazy and it sucks.
I can relate. I’m this anon
. All of my failures really fricked with my self image over the years, but really the only reason I’ve had any success whatsoever is because of my good looks. My lazy degeneracy ends up ruining everything every single time.