>fatphobic jokes >villain is black >not in any oscar shortlist >not even a candidate for best song despite being a musical
Wonkino confirmed to be anti-woke.
>not even a candidate for best song
that alone is INSANE
some of these are better than 99% of the shit that disney or broadway have put out in decades
Kek imagine how much of a flaming gay homosexual you have to be to like this homosexual trash like holy shit niwhy am I such a fricking pussy, I legit got choked up when he opened the chocolate bar and read his mom's message on the golden ticket FRICK
the entire ending sequence of finding noodle's mom and imaginationbuilding his factory got me
Not the anon you replied to, but it's always funny to see posts like these too. It's never "This film is good because of X" (where X isn't just "they only show nogs for *90%* of the run time, or something), but... >Yay - giant corporation making money!
Like it matters to us "chuds" anyway. Whichever of the following is the case with any current-year woke slop... >it makes money >it doesn't make money but they pretend it does >it doesn't make money
...the woke slop will continue to flow, with the israelites printing and transferring money to their propaganda arm as and when necessary.
Kek imagine how much of a flaming gay homosexual you have to be to like this homosexual trash like holy shit niwhy am I such a fricking pussy, I legit got choked up when he opened the chocolate bar and read his mom's message on the golden ticket FRICK
Mark of a good kids movie. Sometimes that shit hits you like a tonne of bricks. Like the end of polar express or when Andy has to give his toys a way. Good writing transcends the genre
Bros, I love Paddington 1 and 2 but any Wonka that isn't Gene Wilder doesn't feel right. Now wondering if it's worth going to see it on a six dollar discount ticket just to get me out of the house for a bit.
Timothy does his own thing, he's not trying to imitate Gene Wilder's Wonka. He's a very whimsical, optimistic and very naive Wonka versus the reclusive Gene Wilder Wonka. Went in with zero expectations and got a very nice feel-good movie.
Not as good as the original Gene Wilder movie, but I'd say better than Depp's Charlie and the Chocolate factory.
Somehow I feel like this character is the closest to Tim's personality. He seemed really relaxed in this role and It didnt feel forced like in his other films.
Wholesome kino. On par with Toy Story 1-3 and the two previous wonka movies. Saw it with my niece expecting more woke brainwashing but was pleasantly surprised to find it was a parody of corrupt shady organised institutions. Extremely based and wholesome. Tim Chalamet is great
>we don't steal! >Immediately steals a bunch of balloons
Needs a rewrite to focus on the chocolate competitors. It does a decent job with foreshadowing and setting things up, but the first 20 minutes are a mess with how many villains there are.
cum in me, and you'll pee out a bunch of rocky kidney stones
>fatphobic jokes
>villain is black
>not in any oscar shortlist
>not even a candidate for best song despite being a musical
Wonkino confirmed to be anti-woke.
>>not even a candidate for best song despite being a musical
What are the candidates this year?
>not even a candidate for best song
that alone is INSANE
some of these are better than 99% of the shit that disney or broadway have put out in decades
the entire ending sequence of finding noodle's mom and imaginationbuilding his factory got me
I knew it was gonna be kino as soon as I heard the opening track
>drops his last coin in the drain
>charlie finds it decades later to buy the ticket
Kino alert
God all the references to the original Wonka movie were so good
>"please go see our movie chuds!"
lmao always funny to see posts like those.
Rest assured, Wonka doesn't need incels money. It's already grossed $250M vs $100-125M production budget before the 2 weeks holiday corridor starts.
>budget this low it still didn't made profit on the Christmas' window
lol
Not the anon you replied to, but it's always funny to see posts like these too. It's never "This film is good because of X" (where X isn't just "they only show nogs for *90%* of the run time, or something), but...
>Yay - giant corporation making money!
Like it matters to us "chuds" anyway. Whichever of the following is the case with any current-year woke slop...
>it makes money
>it doesn't make money but they pretend it does
>it doesn't make money
...the woke slop will continue to flow, with the israelites printing and transferring money to their propaganda arm as and when necessary.
Based YTP poster
>But me and Grandpa Joe can make the israelites go away
>no tasting
>no touching
>nutella
FRICKING LMAO
Kek imagine how much of a flaming gay homosexual you have to be to like this homosexual trash like holy shit niwhy am I such a fricking pussy, I legit got choked up when he opened the chocolate bar and read his mom's message on the golden ticket FRICK
Mark of a good kids movie. Sometimes that shit hits you like a tonne of bricks. Like the end of polar express or when Andy has to give his toys a way. Good writing transcends the genre
wtf me too
Bros, I love Paddington 1 and 2 but any Wonka that isn't Gene Wilder doesn't feel right. Now wondering if it's worth going to see it on a six dollar discount ticket just to get me out of the house for a bit.
its just as good as the other two movies tbh
different but not bad at all
he acts more like depps version i think, just not as wacky
Timothy does his own thing, he's not trying to imitate Gene Wilder's Wonka. He's a very whimsical, optimistic and very naive Wonka versus the reclusive Gene Wilder Wonka. Went in with zero expectations and got a very nice feel-good movie.
Not as good as the original Gene Wilder movie, but I'd say better than Depp's Charlie and the Chocolate factory.
Somehow I feel like this character is the closest to Tim's personality. He seemed really relaxed in this role and It didnt feel forced like in his other films.
Wholesome kino. On par with Toy Story 1-3 and the two previous wonka movies. Saw it with my niece expecting more woke brainwashing but was pleasantly surprised to find it was a parody of corrupt shady organised institutions. Extremely based and wholesome. Tim Chalamet is great
Pic unrelated
I didn't really like it, audience was chuckling the whole way through though.
>I'm gonna shit for three months solid
I know someone that thinks this this movie is woke because of the black girl and how she teaches him to read. Is he right?
F L O P
Really didn't need to see that guy's ballsack in an uncomfortably tight lederhosen
>Scratch my balls
>we don't steal!
>Immediately steals a bunch of balloons
Needs a rewrite to focus on the chocolate competitors. It does a decent job with foreshadowing and setting things up, but the first 20 minutes are a mess with how many villains there are.
Timmy dripping in chocolate was bit ummm
I've got twelve silver sovereigns in my pockeeeet